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MISDIRECTION

It's time we all focus on queers
To keep us from seeing our fears
Man marries Man
Is part of their plan
To embrace the sharp pain in our rears

The Limerick King

 

Yesterday two things happened in North Carolina:

1. BAC held it's Annual Meeting in Charlotte and over the howling protests of an angry mob, including irate shareholders, awarded an obscene bonus package to a CEO totally undeserving of same for a myriad of reasons, including his intimate involvement in the creation of America's Mother of All TBTF shit lockers.

2. The people of North Carolina, in their infinite wisdom of the meaning of privacy and personal liberty, decided to pass a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage.

As a result, Barrack Obamney announced his support of same sex marriage and Mitt Obamney voiced his continued opposition. The line has been drawn in the sand.

Those naive enough to think the withdrawal of Rick Saint Moron would clear the way for a rational rather than religious public debate of the reasons behind the sad state of the American economy, will be sadly disappointed.

The same sex marriage issue will generate an abundance of distraction running straight into the Democratic Convention, which will be held...where else?
In Charlotte.

So which city gets rewarded with the substantial economic shot of the Democratic Convention? BAC Gay Basher Town USA.

What a nice piece of misdirection. Pure coincidence? Perhaps...then the following won't surprise you either:  

FEB 12, NYT--The Human Rights Campaign, a national organization that promotes equal rights for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people, has persuaded Lloyd Blankfein to be its first national corporate spokesman for same-sex marriage.

Persuaded? As I have said before, in matters of crony capitalism, nothing happens by accident.

 

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Thu, 05/10/2012 - 13:24 | 2413784 sgt_doom
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Memo to Al Jazeera.....China IS a totalitarian country, doods!

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 13:17 | 2413752 the grateful un...
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technically Mitts isnt' cheating on his wife (er I mean constituents)

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:43 | 2413632 ebworthen
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"Please, please, please...I'm so politically correct I support Heterosexual Divorce, Gay Marriage, Dog Shows, and Klingons!"

What a bunch of silly rabid monkeys we are.

Who cares if two gay people want to live together - I don't.

Let them have a civil union and be equal under the law.

Do they really need to bash marriage though?  Dumb, dumb, dumb.

It's like Whites petitioning to get into the NAACP or Men to be in tampon commercials.

What a silly debate.  "Gay Marriage".  Um....o.k.  How about we define Gay Divorce first; who gets the house?  The dog/cats?  Alimony?  Who is the male/female, who is the top/bottom, does one get to pay to live in a one-bedroom apartment and pay his/her "Wife" to have dates with other people in the old home?  I'm sure the American Bar Association supports Gay Marriage because they are going to make a killing on all the new Divorce cases.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:52 | 2413668 williambanzai7
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The simple fact is there is no way the TPTB will allow the narrative to focus on what the real issues are. Anything to divert the mob from matters of substance.

Joseph Goebbels lives...

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 13:02 | 2413712 ebworthen
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Yup.

MisDiReCTioN indeed.

Heterosexuals and Homosexuals are all being abused by TPTB.  You would think people could unite over being robbed at every corner versus whose corner it is.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 14:44 | 2414036 Boxed Merlot
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I couldn't agree more.  When the state declares what is and what isn't "marriage", it has crossed the bounderies of the seperation of church and state.  As a christian, I could care less if the state wishes to allow unions between people and trees, dogs and cats or sun and moon, so what?  It's the state's' right to do so.

On the other hand, a person's religious conviction allows one the right to pass judgement as to the right-ness or wrong-ness of individual conduct.  This is a voluntary and subjective placement of values that individuals in the US have been guaranteed the right to assess as one sees fit. 

This is the crux of "political correctness" and where it errs, imo.  "Marriage" is by definition a religious ordination defining a holy sacrament administered by the church.  Most bible accepting believers further recognize it as between one man and one woman.  And even if a "christian" believes otherwise, that person is at liberty to associate with others of like or otherwise minded persons.  That's the beauty of freedom.

The state however, does have the right to recognize unions.  It can decide how they're formed and how they are dissolved.  "Marriage" however is reserved as a relationship whereby "God joins together".  Last time I checked, (s)elected officials did not possess divine attributes, much to their disappointment though, I'm sure.   

Keep the state out of the church if one is to expect the church to stay out of the statehouse.

imho.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:42 | 2413629 Sleepless Knight
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NUKE THE GAY WHALES!!

There, that should just about offend every stupid group. More nonsense to distract from reality.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 14:26 | 2414056 Nobody For President
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NUKE THE GAY PRO-ABORTION WHALES!

 

There, fixed it for yah, and it still should fit on the bumper sticker.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 14:50 | 2414164 Jena
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NUKE THE GAY PRO-CHOICE WHALES!

 

There.  That'll piss off the few that aren't offended by your revision.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:26 | 2413561 sgt_doom
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Congratulations to Dr. Cate Jenkins for the court reinstating her job at the EPA.

Dr. Jenkins valiantly fought the criminal Bush administration, then the criminal Obama administration, on behalf of American workers at Ground Zero.

America is eternally grateful for the few honest and honorable Americans like Dr. Jenkins.

  (Reminds one of how they fired all those teachers at the school in Chicago --- mostly Black-Americans --- and President Obama went on national television to applaud that vile decision, which was later overturned by an honest judge as wrongful termination and their jobs were reinstated.)

In the latest news, Obama’s former chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, now mayor of Chicago, has denied the constitutional right to assemble to the nurse’s union, National Nurses United.

Meanwhile, President Obama has taken time off from his War on Whistleblowers to talk about gay stuff…..

Sources:

http://www.commondreams.org/headline/2012/05/07-4

http://www.scribd.com/doc/45058200/Jenkins-031102-Asbestos-Status-WTC

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:30 | 2413580 williambanzai7
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The War on Whistle Blowers, I'm saving that one.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 15:06 | 2414233 Uncle Remus
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That's right, the topic du jour is Fraternal Skin Flautists.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:24 | 2413551 Walt D.
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williambanzai7:

... and I thought Obama only kissed ass?

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:22 | 2413543 Walt D.
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New definition of marriage:

Marriage is a union between two same-sex Democrat Campaign contributors.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:12 | 2413506 hangemhigh77
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I think another issue we should all pay very close attention to is the legality of farting in an elevator.  Does anyone know Rombots position on farting in elevators?  Does he squat or just stand there like the psychopathic sociopathic shit eating grin smiling android that he is?

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:25 | 2413557 sgt_doom
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Thank you for raising this most important and crucial point which has long perplexed the majority of Ameritards.

Truly, the epochal question of the century!

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:31 | 2413582 hangemhigh77
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Someone had to bring it up as a relevant issue. I am of the belief that when Rombot is grinning it's from gas pains and he's about to fart.  Notice how most of his entourage moves away from him when he has that shit eating grin on his face?

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:09 | 2413496 hangemhigh77
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And Lloyd will accompany Oboner walking around with a hat with a dildo on it saying, "Hey, just fuck it"

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 13:04 | 2413716 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Munger says "Fuck it up and cope!"

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:05 | 2413476 hangemhigh77
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Oboner can walk around with a jacket on with advertisements for viagra and aids research charities. Yeah, "Hey, Just Fuck It"

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:04 | 2413472 hangemhigh77
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and Oboner's campaign slogan will now be, "Hey, just fuck it"

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:19 | 2413531 Convolved Man
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Let's all get behind Obama, and ...

"Fuck it Forward"

That fits on a campaign button.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:23 | 2413547 hangemhigh77
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EXCELLENT!!  And to show our support we can all walk around with our flies open and our dicks hanging out.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:57 | 2413437 Hulk
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We're painting the walls while the roof is ablaze...

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:55 | 2413687 WALLST8MY8BALL
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We are on fire and they're drinking champaigne!

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:08 | 2413488 hangemhigh77
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I prefer to say, we're watering the flowers while the house is ablaze. they're SO pretty.  "Hey, Just fuck it"

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:06 | 2413483 BLACK_DOG
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"I'm drowning here and you're describing the water!"

 

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:03 | 2413461 williambanzai7
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Yes and the American public is like a cat chasing a laser pointer.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:27 | 2413564 hangemhigh77
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or a rabbit on LSD, a white rabbit

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 13:18 | 2413755 Seer
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Yeah, but the rabbit has a good experience.  Can't say that about the general populace (they're told they're having a good experience, but the have the real feeling that they're not).

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 16:18 | 2414479 hangemhigh77
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Every once in a while we'll bring a cop in to club the rabbit for resisting.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:17 | 2414738 hedgeless_horseman
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"Look over there, kids, it's a distraction!"

It ALWAYS works.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:50 | 2413385 Mad Max
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Bill, are you suggesting that politicians and their handlers would use ridiculous assertions regarding an emotionally-charged social issue of absolutely no national consequence whatsover, just to manipulate the sheeple and obfuscate massive fraud that continues and worsens?

Why you must be some sort of commie pinko liberal atheist or somethin like that. (/sarc)  Where I come from, guys like you... are basically normal and well regarded.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:54 | 2413410 williambanzai7
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You left out anarchist ;-)

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:29 | 2413575 sgt_doom
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Effing anarchists.....

Great blog post and a great article below:

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/anarchy-is-boring/Content?oid=13597692

 

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:47 | 2413380 marathonman
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Wow, who knew that all we needed was more buggary here in the good old USA?

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:45 | 2413358 the not so migh...
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That might have actually happened, scary

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:38 | 2413327 Village Smithy
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Barrack and Mitt Obamney, I love it, synonomous with our lack of any real choice.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 15:28 | 2414316 GottaBKiddn
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Sure we have choice. We have cocksuckers, buttfuckers, rugmunchers,...... the list is endless. We even have guys who say that it doesn't even matter. Wheee. The teacher just sodomized his class. No hate speech now! Let's be nice, and mind our own "private" business for the good of the country. Because after all, "It just doesn't matter". Right?

Little wonder that Corzine is free, and the Patriot Act lives.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 12:29 | 2413579 sgt_doom
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:50 | 2413387 Golden monkey
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Nah, you're OK : you're just doomed man.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:41 | 2413343 Gully Foyle
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You think someone would post about Putin pulling out of the G8 summit.

That was a big backhand to Barry.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 15:01 | 2414215 Uncle Remus
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Summitus interruptus.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:33 | 2413291 Cruel Aid
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Is it live or is it photoshop?

 

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:27 | 2413266 skepticCarl
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Great limerick, King!

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:43 | 2413351 The Limerick King
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Much appreciated Carl...

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:34 | 2413301 Cortez the Killer
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Why is that gay bashing?

Dont communities have the right to pass laws governing behaviour?

If N carolina wants to ban gay marriage and S carolina says its ok, what's wrong with that?

You're not in favor of cramming your belief systme down everyone's throats, are you William?

Then let the people decide for themselves how they want to live their lives.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 11:50 | 2413394 williambanzai7
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My philosophy is simple, stay out of everyones fucking bedroom and don't hijack the country with pious hypocritical bullshit.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 15:38 | 2414351 bankruptcylawyer
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My philosophy is most people, many of them even,'intelligent people' are too stupid to understand when they are being distracted or when their own priorities are wrong. Most people lack wisdom, almost by definition. This is frequently referred to in a derogarive term used on zh......most people are sheeple.

In that environment you either use the sheeple like an elitist, get angry at the sheeple and attempt to lead them, like a revolutionary, or you ignore the sheeple and focus on the hapinness and safety of your small world of people around you like the self directed wiseman.

As they say, america will get the democracy it deserves. Balanicing out the gluttonous obesity and laziness of the masses with the gluttonous greed and cleverness of the banksters until there is none left to go around.
You cant turn either of those trains around so no sense worrying about it. Just worry about yourself and your community.

Thu, 05/10/2012 - 15:00 | 2414207 Uncle Remus
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Do what you want to, do what you will, just don't mess up your neighbours thrill - FZ

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