JP MoRoNS: SaVe THe WHaLe...

williambanzai7's picture



As the world-wide economy slows
The risk inside banks no one knows
They fill us with lies
Then to our surprise
The Captain shouts out "Thar She Blows"

The Limerick King








The market is starting to skid
It's time to rip open the lid
They're trying to hide
The risk that's inside
From crap that they thought they had hid

The Limerick King

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sansnobel's picture

Great one William, Did you see the cover of Time Magazine by chance??  I bet you could really do some work with this little gem....

Convolved Man's picture

Mr. williambanzia7,

I saw your Time magazine cover, a brilliant satirical image on many levels, and was wondering what the associated ZH comments about Dimon and blow holes were referring to; having somehow missed this earlier work by you and The Limerick King.

If Mr. Dimon has genuine selfreproach and character, he would request a WB7 and LimKing autographed poster size print of "Save the Whale" for permanent display in his office as a badge of honor for the pundits.

scrappy's picture

Here's another interesting way to look at this Whale of a story.

Scroll this gentlemans comments and learn big time.

mendolover's picture

That first masterpiece belongs in the main lobby on Park Avenue!!  You rule WB7!!!!

the grateful unemployed's picture

actually it's Nuke the Whales, as the House GOP voted yesterday to cut domestic (discretionary) spending such as food stamps, and maintain Defense spending (if you want a meal brother you might have to put on a unnie)


and so really do we have any idea who Romney would tap for Treasury? just asking? perhaps JD will be available (on work furlough?)

Metalredneck's picture

Now I need more Screen Wipes (TM)!!

JohnKozac's picture

Banzai, your pics remind me of the days when I read "Punch" out of the UK.


scrappy's picture

The Whales are radiated.

bhessel's picture

LOL On Bloomberg TV Dick Bove just explained his refusal to change his JPM BUY rating by saying that this development will lend credence to the calls to break up the big banks and if that happens, "the markets will love it" because "the sum of the parts" of JP Morgan Chase et al "are worth more than the whole".

(Or maybe he meant "hole".)

Frastric's picture

That second picture was too much! That's the funniest thing I've ever seen from you Banzai!

Dr. Engali's picture

Dimon blowing water out of his ass has to be the funniest while at the same time most disturbing picture I've seen in a long time. Thanks Banzai.

The Limerick King's picture

I literally can't stop laughing at that picture!  I've looked at it three different times now and each time I start giggling my ass off.  Well done Banzai!!! 

earnulf's picture

I wonder what Twain would have said about this.     His telegraph to 24 friends saying "Flee at Once, All is Discovered" somehow seems approrpirate.

rebelscum1967's picture

The ass whale had Red Bull coming out my nose!

williambanzai7's picture


If you look at the MSM this morning, they are all analyzing this and struggling to come up with some profound observations. There is really nothing new here. We all knew this would happen.

I thought about writing one of my zinger diatribes and decided not to. Better to sum it all up in one simple visual message.

Blow it out of your ass Jamie. Blow it out of your ass.

Zero Govt's picture

Great image Banzai other take: the gambling junkies (bankers) legging it from their gambling debts

Rasna's picture

Where's Obama?

He should be somewhere behind them carrying their bags.

Burr's 2nd Shot's picture

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"

chunga's picture

No, it's not too early to start drinking.

Please be blood bath bank run Friday, plus tomorrow is bonus protest/riot day in Europe!

Wakanda's picture

I'm starting with several teas in the morning, moving to ice coffee in the afternoon, some local beer at sundown, and maybe some good tequilla this evening if the headlines are really big type above the fold.

That's my plan and I'm sticking to it.

mikmid's picture

Banzai, the Jamie ass whale blow hole is too much. Your one sick genious brother!

Wakanda's picture

Jamie Dimon = Fiat Fail Whale

Golden monkey's picture

Tell me Banzai7, how crazy is baby Blythe in her living room?

slaughterer's picture

There are a few authentic photos of Iksil and Drew floating around on the Internet.  Why not have a field day with those?

EFNuttin's picture

I can't believe someone is telling Banzai how to be Banzai.  Banzai, what say you about your critics?

williambanzai7's picture

Critics? What are critics ;-)

williambanzai7's picture

I look at lots of photographs. Those two are two of the most boring meeshkeits (sp ?) I have ever seen.

williambanzai7's picture

I'd pay to see that. A bucket of oil Blythe and Ina. David Lynch can film it.

rosiescenario's picture

...Blue Velvet meets Lost sequel for both movies: "Velvet Highway".....starring Blythe

Zero Govt's picture


No Banzai, this was a "sole errant traders" error... they'll single out the trader, blame him and then watch those sleeping tosspots at the SEC prosecute and jail him 

When the Big Banks win the executives get bonuses, when they lose they pass the buck saturated in snake oil


nmewn's picture

Thar she blooows!!!

Officefarmer's picture

Hello ZHers,

I hope to get some good input from WB7's fans.

Thank you WB7 for providing a bit of humor in this dark time. 

Do you think you could help me out:

Woodyg's picture

This song seems apt for the Jamie Demon

The bankers song -

Can't take much of what you been dishing out
Now it's your turn to get downsized
What you gonna do now
Jump you f*#kers
Open up the window - check out the view
Then Jump you f*#kers......

DeltaDawn's picture

You should congratulate yourself for being levelheaded and hardworking! We all face similar unsavory circumstances. As long as your job is ethical, keep it while you can. It helps to hang out with similar minded folks, those in denial will drive you crazy with their stupid priorities. Learn some basic skills like hunting, fishing and invest in tools and supplies unless you really see yourself relocating to a new country. It won't be long until we will all be in scramble mode. Best of luck!

williambanzai7's picture

Move to Thailand. That much will get you off to a good start.

Nobody For President's picture

My first thought was to move to a different country in Asia as well - his values are good, he would probably do well anywhere, and be able to keep more of his money.

Nobody For President's picture

Only six hours since the end of the press conference! High roller Banzai goes into overtime overdrive! 

I knew you would have fun with this, but never dreamed of the sheer volume.


williambanzai7's picture

I held off on doing a compilation knowing the shit would hit the fan sooner than later.

bankruptcylawyer's picture

banzai, have you heard of the artist "immortal technique" ?

i think you might like him. 


Rasna's picture


Blythe, I think I'm in love.

ceilidh_trail's picture

Hey! I saw her first! (never mind the time stamp, it's what I say,not do, that matters...)

Loukanika the riot dog's picture

OMG Spilt coffee alert