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JP MoRoNS: SaVe THe WHaLe...

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MOBY DICKHEAD

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As the world-wide economy slows
The risk inside banks no one knows
They fill us with lies
Then to our surprise
The Captain shouts out "Thar She Blows"

The Limerick King

SAVE THE WHALE...
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JP MIDGETS
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MEET BRUNO "THE INDEX BREAKER" IKSIL

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JP MORGAN SEWER LID


 

The market is starting to skid
It's time to rip open the lid
They're trying to hide
The risk that's inside
From crap that they thought they had hid

The Limerick King

 

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Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:33 | 2417527 sansnobel
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Great one William, Did you see the cover of Time Magazine by chance??  I bet you could really do some work with this little gem....

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:09 | 2417649 williambanzai7
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It's in the lab

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 17:51 | 2418806 Convolved Man
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Mr. williambanzia7,

I saw your Time magazine cover, a brilliant satirical image on many levels, and was wondering what the associated ZH comments about Dimon and blow holes were referring to; having somehow missed this earlier work by you and The Limerick King.

If Mr. Dimon has genuine selfreproach and character, he would request a WB7 and LimKing autographed poster size print of "Save the Whale" for permanent display in his office as a badge of honor for the pundits.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:35 | 2417280 scrappy
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Here's another interesting way to look at this Whale of a story.

http://www.hoalantrangallery.com/Turnoutlights.htm

http://seekingalpha.com/user/428250/comments

Scroll this gentlemans comments and learn big time.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:30 | 2417257 mendolover
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That first masterpiece belongs in the main lobby on Park Avenue!!  You rule WB7!!!!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:29 | 2417247 Whoa Dammit
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:21 | 2417209 BGO
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:10 | 2417120 the grateful un...
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actually it's Nuke the Whales, as the House GOP voted yesterday to cut domestic (discretionary) spending such as food stamps, and maintain Defense spending (if you want a meal brother you might have to put on a unnie)

 

and so really do we have any idea who Romney would tap for Treasury? just asking? perhaps JD will be available (on work furlough?)

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:06 | 2417108 Metalredneck
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Now I need more Screen Wipes (TM)!!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:06 | 2417106 JohnKozac
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Banzai, your pics remind me of the days when I read "Punch" out of the UK.

Brilliant!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:03 | 2417071 scrappy
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The Whales are radiated.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 09:19 | 2416921 bhessel
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LOL On Bloomberg TV Dick Bove just explained his refusal to change his JPM BUY rating by saying that this development will lend credence to the calls to break up the big banks and if that happens, "the markets will love it" because "the sum of the parts" of JP Morgan Chase et al "are worth more than the whole".

(Or maybe he meant "hole".)

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 08:29 | 2416731 Frastric
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That second picture was too much! That's the funniest thing I've ever seen from you Banzai!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 08:29 | 2416728 Dr. Engali
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Dimon blowing water out of his ass has to be the funniest while at the same time most disturbing picture I've seen in a long time. Thanks Banzai.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 08:55 | 2416832 The Limerick King
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I literally can't stop laughing at that picture!  I've looked at it three different times now and each time I start giggling my ass off.  Well done Banzai!!! 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 08:21 | 2416691 earnulf
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I wonder what Twain would have said about this.     His telegraph to 24 friends saying "Flee at Once, All is Discovered" somehow seems approrpirate.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 08:15 | 2416683 rebelscum1967
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The ass whale had Red Bull coming out my nose!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 08:05 | 2416616 williambanzai7
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STOP THIEF!

If you look at the MSM this morning, they are all analyzing this and struggling to come up with some profound observations. There is really nothing new here. We all knew this would happen.

I thought about writing one of my zinger diatribes and decided not to. Better to sum it all up in one simple visual message.

Blow it out of your ass Jamie. Blow it out of your ass.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 11:08 | 2417445 Zero Govt
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Great image Banzai 

..my other take: the gambling junkies (bankers) legging it from their gambling debts

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:30 | 2417266 Rasna
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Where's Obama?

He should be somewhere behind them carrying their bags.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 07:30 | 2416606 Burr's 2nd Shot
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"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 07:28 | 2416605 chunga
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No, it's not too early to start drinking.

Please be blood bath bank run Friday, plus tomorrow is bonus protest/riot day in Europe!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 08:00 | 2416653 Wakanda
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I'm starting with several teas in the morning, moving to ice coffee in the afternoon, some local beer at sundown, and maybe some good tequilla this evening if the headlines are really big type above the fold.

That's my plan and I'm sticking to it.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 08:14 | 2416675 chunga
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+1

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 07:19 | 2416583 mikmid
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Banzai, the Jamie ass whale blow hole is too much. Your one sick genious brother!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 07:15 | 2416569 Wakanda
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Jamie Dimon = Fiat Fail Whale

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 07:01 | 2416542 Golden monkey
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Tell me Banzai7, how crazy is baby Blythe in her living room?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 07:15 | 2416568 slaughterer
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There are a few authentic photos of Iksil and Drew floating around on the Internet.  Why not have a field day with those?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 09:36 | 2416973 EFNuttin
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I can't believe someone is telling Banzai how to be Banzai.  Banzai, what say you about your critics?

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 12:16 | 2417672 williambanzai7
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Critics? What are critics ;-)

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 07:22 | 2416591 williambanzai7
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I look at lots of photographs. Those two are two of the most boring meeshkeits (sp ?) I have ever seen.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 07:09 | 2416554 williambanzai7
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I'd pay to see that. A bucket of oil Blythe and Ina. David Lynch can film it.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 09:55 | 2417048 rosiescenario
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...Blue Velvet meets Lost Highways.....one sequel for both movies: "Velvet Highway".....starring Blythe

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 07:02 | 2416539 Zero Govt
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"JP MoRoNS"

No Banzai, this was a "sole errant traders" error... they'll single out the trader, blame him and then watch those sleeping tosspots at the SEC prosecute and jail him 

When the Big Banks win the executives get bonuses, when they lose they pass the buck saturated in snake oil

 

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 06:52 | 2416535 nmewn
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Thar she blooows!!!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 05:44 | 2416489 williambanzai7
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INA DREW

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 04:58 | 2416461 Officefarmer
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Hello ZHers,

I hope to get some good input from WB7's fans.

Thank you WB7 for providing a bit of humor in this dark time. 

Do you think you could help me out:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-19-11/what-would-you-do

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:24 | 2417219 Woodyg
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This song seems apt for the Jamie Demon

The bankers song -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yge311sFhC8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Can't take much of what you been dishing out
Now it's your turn to get downsized
What you gonna do now
Jump you f*#kers
Open up the window - check out the view
Then Jump you f*#kers......

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 08:33 | 2416742 DeltaDawn
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You should congratulate yourself for being levelheaded and hardworking! We all face similar unsavory circumstances. As long as your job is ethical, keep it while you can. It helps to hang out with similar minded folks, those in denial will drive you crazy with their stupid priorities. Learn some basic skills like hunting, fishing and invest in tools and supplies unless you really see yourself relocating to a new country. It won't be long until we will all be in scramble mode. Best of luck!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 05:45 | 2416486 williambanzai7
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Move to Thailand. That much will get you off to a good start.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:24 | 2417223 Nobody For President
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My first thought was to move to a different country in Asia as well - his values are good, he would probably do well anywhere, and be able to keep more of his money.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 03:56 | 2416435 Nobody For President
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Only six hours since the end of the press conference! High roller Banzai goes into overtime overdrive! 

I knew you would have fun with this, but never dreamed of the sheer volume.

Overwhelming!

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 04:02 | 2416438 williambanzai7
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I held off on doing a compilation knowing the shit would hit the fan sooner than later.

Sat, 05/12/2012 - 20:32 | 2420450 bankruptcylawyer
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banzai, have you heard of the artist "immortal technique" ?

i think you might like him. 

z

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 10:26 | 2417237 Rasna
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Excellent!!

Blythe, I think I'm in love.

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 14:08 | 2418085 ceilidh_trail
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Hey! I saw her first! (never mind the time stamp, it's what I say,not do, that matters...)

Fri, 05/11/2012 - 03:36 | 2416423 Loukanika the r...
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