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As the world-wide economy slows
The risk inside banks no one knows
They fill us with lies
Then to our surprise
The Captain shouts out "Thar She Blows"
The Limerick King
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The market is starting to skid The Limerick King
It's time to rip open the lid
They're trying to hide
The risk that's inside
From crap that they thought they had hid
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Great one William, Did you see the cover of Time Magazine by chance?? I bet you could really do some work with this little gem....
It's in the lab
Mr. williambanzia7,
I saw your Time magazine cover, a brilliant satirical image on many levels, and was wondering what the associated ZH comments about Dimon and blow holes were referring to; having somehow missed this earlier work by you and The Limerick King.
If Mr. Dimon has genuine selfreproach and character, he would request a WB7 and LimKing autographed poster size print of "Save the Whale" for permanent display in his office as a badge of honor for the pundits.
Israel - Profile Of A Police State
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Fire Sale in Greece- Israeli Jews Move In
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Israel facing major West Bank uprising over Palestinian hunger strike
US-Israeli-Saudi Conspiracy to Overthrow Assad
More Emergency Evacuation Shelters Being Setup Outside Chicago
Ultra-Orthodox Shun Their Own for Reporting Child Sexual AbuseHere's another interesting way to look at this Whale of a story.
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Scroll this gentlemans comments and learn big time.
That first masterpiece belongs in the main lobby on Park Avenue!! You rule WB7!!!!
Bloomberg just blew Jamie's shit back up his ass.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-05-11/what-jamie-dimon-doesn-t-know-is-plain-scary.html
Save the Whales -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndaXQeRPO0g
actually it's Nuke the Whales, as the House GOP voted yesterday to cut domestic (discretionary) spending such as food stamps, and maintain Defense spending (if you want a meal brother you might have to put on a unnie)
and so really do we have any idea who Romney would tap for Treasury? just asking? perhaps JD will be available (on work furlough?)
Now I need more Screen Wipes (TM)!!
Banzai, your pics remind me of the days when I read "Punch" out of the UK.
Brilliant!
The Whales are radiated.
Chopper Dave, We have UT-OH!
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Better take a look at this ZHers...and pass it on
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Countermeasures to share with your community...
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LOL On Bloomberg TV Dick Bove just explained his refusal to change his JPM BUY rating by saying that this development will lend credence to the calls to break up the big banks and if that happens, "the markets will love it" because "the sum of the parts" of JP Morgan Chase et al "are worth more than the whole".
(Or maybe he meant "hole".)
That second picture was too much! That's the funniest thing I've ever seen from you Banzai!
Dimon blowing water out of his ass has to be the funniest while at the same time most disturbing picture I've seen in a long time. Thanks Banzai.
I literally can't stop laughing at that picture! I've looked at it three different times now and each time I start giggling my ass off. Well done Banzai!!!
I wonder what Twain would have said about this. His telegraph to 24 friends saying "Flee at Once, All is Discovered" somehow seems approrpirate.
The ass whale had Red Bull coming out my nose!
If you look at the MSM this morning, they are all analyzing this and struggling to come up with some profound observations. There is really nothing new here. We all knew this would happen.
I thought about writing one of my zinger diatribes and decided not to. Better to sum it all up in one simple visual message.
Blow it out of your ass Jamie. Blow it out of your ass.
Great image Banzai
..my other take: the gambling junkies (bankers) legging it from their gambling debts
Where's Obama?
He should be somewhere behind them carrying their bags.
"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!"
No, it's not too early to start drinking.
Please be blood bath bank run Friday, plus tomorrow is bonus protest/riot day in Europe!
I'm starting with several teas in the morning, moving to ice coffee in the afternoon, some local beer at sundown, and maybe some good tequilla this evening if the headlines are really big type above the fold.
That's my plan and I'm sticking to it.
+1
ZH hold the line. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d3zDO14PD0&feature=related
Banzai, the Jamie ass whale blow hole is too much. Your one sick genious brother!
Jamie Dimon = Fiat Fail Whale
Tell me Banzai7, how crazy is baby Blythe in her living room?
There are a few authentic photos of Iksil and Drew floating around on the Internet. Why not have a field day with those?
I can't believe someone is telling Banzai how to be Banzai. Banzai, what say you about your critics?
Critics? What are critics ;-)
I look at lots of photographs. Those two are two of the most boring meeshkeits (sp ?) I have ever seen.
I'd pay to see that. A bucket of oil Blythe and Ina. David Lynch can film it.
...Blue Velvet meets Lost Highways.....one sequel for both movies: "Velvet Highway".....starring Blythe
"JP MoRoNS"
No Banzai, this was a "sole errant traders" error... they'll single out the trader, blame him and then watch those sleeping tosspots at the SEC prosecute and jail him
When the Big Banks win the executives get bonuses, when they lose they pass the buck saturated in snake oil
Thar she blooows!!!
Hello ZHers,
I hope to get some good input from WB7's fans.
Thank you WB7 for providing a bit of humor in this dark time.
Do you think you could help me out:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-19-11/what-would-you-do
This song seems apt for the Jamie Demon
The bankers song -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yge311sFhC8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Can't take much of what you been dishing out
Now it's your turn to get downsized
What you gonna do now
Jump you f*#kers
Open up the window - check out the view
Then Jump you f*#kers......
You should congratulate yourself for being levelheaded and hardworking! We all face similar unsavory circumstances. As long as your job is ethical, keep it while you can. It helps to hang out with similar minded folks, those in denial will drive you crazy with their stupid priorities. Learn some basic skills like hunting, fishing and invest in tools and supplies unless you really see yourself relocating to a new country. It won't be long until we will all be in scramble mode. Best of luck!
Move to Thailand. That much will get you off to a good start.
My first thought was to move to a different country in Asia as well - his values are good, he would probably do well anywhere, and be able to keep more of his money.
Only six hours since the end of the press conference! High roller Banzai goes into overtime overdrive!
I knew you would have fun with this, but never dreamed of the sheer volume.
Overwhelming!
I held off on doing a compilation knowing the shit would hit the fan sooner than later.
banzai, have you heard of the artist "immortal technique" ?
i think you might like him.
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Excellent!!
Blythe, I think I'm in love.
Hey! I saw her first! (never mind the time stamp, it's what I say,not do, that matters...)
OMG Spilt coffee alert