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But what about The Charlie Munger Suck it up and Cope Cookie Puss?
"Hello? Can I speak to Cookie Puss?"
RIP MCA
This is just too damnable funny --- outstanding, Buckaroo! ! !
And my weekend rant for one and all:
A Brief Fiduciary History of Assassination
Spencer Perceval is the only British Prime Minister to have been assassinated.
Perceval had successfully halved illegal slavery during his time in office, and after his assassination it returned to its previous high and profitable level.
His assassin, upon investigation, was found to be receiving large payments on a monthly basis from a mysterious source. Perceval’s political opponents, really his economic opponents, were able to alter his changes in British trade policies to their own liking and profit after his tragic death.
Princess Diana was involved with an international campaign against land mines prior to her death. Her actions brought global publicity to the problem, which had the greatest return on investment (ROI) in the munitions industry, being relatively cheap to manufacture but yielding high profits.
Prior to her tragic death, international sales of land mines had fallen to almost half their normal number, but in a relatively short time after her death, sales resumed to normal levels.
A fictional treatment of her accident/murder can be found in Tom Cain’s The Accident Man (“Tom Cain” is the pseudonym for a British newspaper journalist).
As American author Richard Condon once remarked, “It is far easier to present real history as fiction, since the truth is so frequently unbelievable.”
Another interesting quote from Condon:
"Every book I've ever written has been about abuse of power. I feel very strongly about that. I'd like people to know how deeply their politicians wrong them."
Richard Condon was the author of The Manchurian Candidate, Prizzi’s Honor, Mile High and Winter Kills.
President John F. Kennedy, Malcolm X, Rev. Martin Luther King, Bobby Kennedy and Sen. Paul Wellstone (and his family) all had one thing in common prior to their deaths --- they were all involved in working to improve workers’ rights.
The most efficient manner to realize the greatest increase in corporate profit is to decrease labor’s share of the profit.
In the August 28, 2006 edition of the New York Times, two economists from Goldman Sachs stated that:
“The most important contributor to higher profit margins over the past five years has been a decline in labor’s share of national income.”
(So, they are saying that from 2001 to 2006, the decline in workers’ wages drove up corporate profits --- and then the economic meltdown began in mid-2007, becoming obvious in 2008 --- that pretty much covers the decade!)
People frequently seek a silver bullet in explaining President Kennedy’s assassination but the answer is really quite banal. Yes, the Federal Reserve is the front office for the banking cartel, which owns them, but it is really far less complicated than many might assume.
Simply read President Kennedy’s final budget submitted to congress prior to his murder and all becomes obvious.
Makes sence,well spoken,second that!
Fighting for worker's rights?
Get your head out of your ass.
Those douchebags did more to chase jobs out of ths country than anything.
The myth of the exceptional American worker is over;
Get used to the new world order; middle America's cushy middle class life has been outsourced to workers content with a 300 calorie lunch of rice and rat meat steamed in a banana leaf.
And no amount of bitching is gonna bring it back
""And no amount of bitching is gonna bring it back."" I don't think so. If the sheeple get it in thier face long enough, and loud enough.............
"middle America's cushy middle class life has been outsourced .."
You USCoC whorescum always prattle on about the same bullcrap.
You sound obese, so I hope you're as tasty when those food riots arrive?
Puuhlease, douchetard, try to write up some new scripts over at the Business Roundtable, huh?
BTW, how much of the technology you're now using, which has been offshored by the multinationals, did you contribute to?
Didn't think so!
BTW, what sweat jobs did you work to get through college?
Didn't think so!
BTW, what branch, or branches of the US military did you do your citizenship duty in?
Didn't think so!
Myself, back during the draft, USAF, then later during college, USMC Reserve.
Slink away punkscum....
You sound like Milton Friedman.
If you have never seen The Shock Doctrine maybe you should.
"Workers' rights"? We need Right to Work. This site is infested with Communists and other Kosher Culture-of-Death'rs. Fortunately, a purge is on the way.
Your name says it all. I guess our mistake was to ever have European settlers come in when we could just use slave labour to extract resources until the slaves died. Speaking of slavery its been making a come back, although as LL Cool J once famously said "Don't call it a come back, I've been here for years (millenia)"
Yeah, lets not bitch about things getting worse lets cheer our oppressors. Spoken like a true brown shirt. I hope some day some love enters your heart. I really do.
What a miserable SOB you are. Nothing but raging against everyone (esp if their skin color and sexual 'preference' doesn't match yours).
So, seeing as you LOVE being miserable: Have a Shitty Day! :-(
Shit man, the beverage warning should be for a full 12 hours and not just for the moment. Incredibly priceless. Is there any way to ensure that wee Jaime Dimon sees this?
WB7 5 star post.
Two tits up William!
Two BIG tits up!!
+5 WB
Neeeneie! NEEENEIE!!!!!!!
Good one. Love it.
Man, you got me drinking a glass of milk on this one. Now my keyboard is ruined.
Definitely Version 1!
Got QE?
oh shit this is priceless.............. what a master piece!!!!!!!!!!!! your fucking genius Banzai
Dear God was I sick of seeing that overhyped image yesterday... Until WB got hold to it. (Southern vernacular for manipulated the image with photoshop)
Printed it out on the good glossy, photo paper, might even buy a $2 Chinese frame for it at Walmart? It's wall worthy, great work!
What's the price for the print, including S&H?
I just shit and pissed in my pants with laughter. Now I need my mom to clean me up ;0
Boy do you know the truth can hurt, but are you aware of the Obama rule? You can just disappear like some of the Occupiers. I for one would very much miss you.
I just pooped and peed a little too...
Just call the Federal Reserve. They will come clean you up. They have been doing alot of that lately.
Benny's ego will feel so stroked when he sees this.