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RiSKY BuSiNeSS JP MoRGaN...
Jamie is just like Tom Cruise
His business is simply a ruse
His model's a sham
An illegal scam
Like peddling hookers and booze
The Limerick King
Is Business too Risky at banks?
If the whole damn economy tanks?
They ask for our trust
That things won't go bust
The no-brain response is "No Thanks"
The Limerick King
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Scandelous disrepect for the Upper Classes...shameful....
he he he.
Courtesy of Matt Taibbi this clip applies all too well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tmyEd7KJoas
He's obviously well qualified to retain his position on the Board of Directors of the NY Federal Reserve Cartel, which has a new exhibit, BTW, open to the public (by appointment only, use the Maiden Lane entrance please); "Signs Of Inflation". Really.
http://tinyurl.com/cdjol6n
Flash forward - Before Jamie Dimon's execution he will be placed in stocks in Times Square with a urinal above him so he can be pissed on for as long as it takes to raise the amount of money he stole. Each piss will cost ten cents, and that's adjusted for inflation.
hangemhigh77
I'll keep repeating, this is almost the exact amount that was vaporized at MF global. We know that a majority of the money from MF Global was tracked to JPM.
And the explanations of what happend in both cases are similar.
I think Corzines money just returned to it's new owners via a seemingly convoluted process.
corzines money is gonna be used to re-elect Obama. No one will ever do the leg work to follow the $ trail, and if they did, Holder would not persue it. Comrades...
Casablanca - Like Cpt Renault says "I'm shocked, shocked that there is gamling going on here"
Another hit piece from WB7
"I'm not sloppy, Ina Drew me this way."
Haropoon the Whale!
Damn fine work Mr. WB7,
When they pull the Porsche 928 out of the lake, whose corpse do you think will be found in the driver's seat?
...with an apology to King for horning in...
"JP Morgan Derrivative Whale"
Is a great way to tell us the tale
You took them to task
but one question we ask
"So why are these creeps not in jail?"
Excellent work, WB and King!
Nice aircraft.
Waiting for the Limerick King to do something with "Ina" - that words sounds like it should rhyme with a whole bunch stuff...
thanks for the Monday lift.
Ina, minna, miny mo...sounds like Larry Curly Mo...
Eeeny Meanie Miney - A gusher from Jamies Hinie!
Just wanna know if that's the "short bus".
looooooooooooooooooooool
Did Jamie Dimon lose his virginity to Rebecca De Mornay?
Lost Wages
Dude, don't say that.
She is Leonard Cohens squeeze.
Why taint Leonard thusly?
B7, great work. Have you considered the Human Centipede as a canvas? Could be a magnum opus ala Maplethorp....
I haven't seen it and I'm not sure I could sit through it. But from what I know about it, the centipede would be Bernanke, Geithner, Blankfein and Dimon.
williambanzai7
Just watch the South Park version.
Scanned it with Netflix. It's f'd up and poor quality. But the concept is perfect for the cluster-go-round which is the Wall Street/political system. Btw, cred for thought goes to another ZHer, not me, on another thread, dont recall his ID.
If Jamie Dimon had any sense of humor he would blow up some of these masterpieces and hang them in his office...especially the one of himself blowing water out of his ass.
Was the tattoo spelling mistake because you think he can't spell, or is it your spelling error. If it is the former, very funny, if it is the latter, most of us will think it is the former;))
The truth, I slapped it and then when I saw the mistake/pun I laughed and left it the way it is. Serendipity...
When I visualize the phrase I think of this 2B2F. ;-)
This is a fucking classic.
Thankyou WB7 My fave of the year.
"He piled upon the whale's white rump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it."
(I changed the 'hump' to 'rump' sorry, Herman Melville)
That's tha ONE !!! Thank you very much WB7 for posting it again!
LOL!
Claw back the bankster bonuses by harvesting their organs.
Plus, cut off all their horns.
WB7 launches what promises to be an entertaining week with a big gun opening salvo.
Thanks William!
Escher's Stairs on the Flying Whale?! Clearly they thought of everything. Except to back the paper?
Oooops!
Mayday mayday mayday
great humor for a Monday am. Thanks.
It's Monday, May 14, 2012.
Do you know where Jon Corzine is?
No, but I know where he shoud be!
da plane boss da plane!
Brilliant!!