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DIMON ON MEET THE PRESS

Jamie is just like Tom Cruise
His business is simply a ruse
His model's a sham
An illegal scam
Like peddling hookers and booze

The Limerick King

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DERIVATIVES BUSINESS

Is Business too Risky at banks?
If the whole damn economy tanks?
They ask for our trust
That things won't go bust
The no-brain response is "No Thanks"

The Limerick King

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TEAPOT TEMPESTS
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DERIVATIVE WHALE
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JP MORGAN BUS
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THE INDENTURES

 

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Mon, 05/14/2012 - 23:33 | 2425760 williambanzai7
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DOWNLOADABLE SUBPRIME SMOKEY

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 22:18 | 2425593 Arnold Ziffel
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Scandelous disrepect for the Upper Classes...shameful....

 

he he he.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 17:02 | 2424943 ptoemmes
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Courtesy of Matt Taibbi this clip applies all too well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tmyEd7KJoas

 

 

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 14:19 | 2424429 Careless Whisper
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He's obviously well qualified to retain his position on the Board of Directors of the NY Federal Reserve Cartel, which has a new exhibit, BTW, open to the public (by appointment only, use the Maiden Lane entrance please); "Signs Of Inflation". Really.

 http://tinyurl.com/cdjol6n

 

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 14:06 | 2424382 hangemhigh77
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Flash forward - Before Jamie Dimon's execution he will be placed in stocks in Times Square with a urinal above him so he can be pissed on for as long as it takes to raise the amount of money he stole. Each piss will cost ten cents, and that's adjusted for inflation.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 14:21 | 2424440 Gully Foyle
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hangemhigh77

I'll keep repeating, this is almost the exact amount that was vaporized at MF global. We know that a majority of the money from MF Global was tracked to JPM.

And the explanations of what happend in both cases are similar.

I think Corzines money just returned to it's new owners via a seemingly convoluted process.


Tue, 05/15/2012 - 01:46 | 2426006 jwoop66
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corzines money is gonna be used to re-elect Obama.   No one will ever do the leg work to follow the $ trail, and if they did, Holder would not persue it.   Comrades...

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 13:46 | 2424317 RougeUnderwriter
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Casablanca - Like Cpt Renault says "I'm shocked, shocked that there is gamling going on here"

 

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 13:42 | 2424299 ReligiousAtheist1
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Another hit piece from WB7

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 13:25 | 2424258 ebworthen
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"I'm not sloppy, Ina Drew me this way."

Haropoon the Whale!

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 13:14 | 2424228 Convolved Man
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Damn fine work Mr. WB7,

When they pull the Porsche 928 out of the lake, whose corpse do you think will be found in the driver's seat?

 

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:15 | 2424024 skepticCarl
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...with an apology to King for horning in...

 

"JP Morgan Derrivative Whale"

Is a great way to tell us the tale

You took them to task

but one question we ask

"So why are these creeps not in jail?"

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 12:01 | 2423977 skepticCarl
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Excellent work, WB and King!

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:26 | 2423796 Nobody For President
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Nice aircraft.

Waiting for the Limerick King to do something with "Ina" - that words sounds like it should rhyme with a whole bunch stuff...

thanks for the Monday lift.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:29 | 2423819 williambanzai7
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Ina, minna, miny mo...sounds like Larry Curly Mo...

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:53 | 2423930 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Eeeny Meanie Miney - A gusher from Jamies Hinie!

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:11 | 2423728 Bartanist
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Just wanna know if that's the "short bus".

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:58 | 2423690 resurger
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looooooooooooooooooooool

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:52 | 2423676 Lost Wages
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Did Jamie Dimon lose his virginity to Rebecca De Mornay?

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 14:25 | 2424451 Gully Foyle
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Lost Wages

Dude, don't say that.

She is Leonard Cohens squeeze.

Why taint Leonard thusly?

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:28 | 2423603 Centurion9.41
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B7, great work. Have you considered the Human Centipede as a canvas? Could be a magnum opus ala Maplethorp....

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:59 | 2423652 williambanzai7
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I haven't seen it and I'm not sure I could sit through it. But from what I know about it, the centipede would be Bernanke, Geithner, Blankfein and Dimon.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 14:25 | 2424454 Gully Foyle
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williambanzai7

Just watch the South Park version.


Mon, 05/14/2012 - 11:37 | 2423849 Centurion9.41
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Scanned it with Netflix.  It's f'd up and poor quality.  But the concept is perfect for the cluster-go-round which is the Wall Street/political system.  Btw, cred for thought goes to another ZHer, not me, on another thread, dont recall his ID.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:19 | 2423558 Bahamas
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If Jamie Dimon had any sense of humor he would blow up some of these  masterpieces and hang them in his office...especially the one  of himself blowing water out of his ass.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:22 | 2423574 williambanzai7
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SAVE THE WHALE..

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 00:37 | 2425895 General Debility
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Was the tattoo spelling mistake because you think he can't spell, or is it your spelling error. If it is the former, very funny, if it is the latter, most of us will think it is the former;))

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 01:51 | 2426011 williambanzai7
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The truth, I slapped it and then when I saw the mistake/pun I laughed and left it the way it is. Serendipity...

When I visualize the phrase I think of this 2B2F. ;-)

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 23:00 | 2425696 Acorn10012
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This is a fucking classic.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 22:13 | 2425583 General Debility
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Thankyou WB7 My fave of the year.

"He piled upon the whale's white rump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart's shell upon it."

(I changed the 'hump' to 'rump' sorry, Herman Melville)

 

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:37 | 2423629 Bahamas
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That's tha ONE !!! Thank you very much WB7  for posting it again!

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:17 | 2423555 chunga
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LOL!

Claw back the bankster bonuses by harvesting their organs.

Plus, cut off all their horns.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:16 | 2423546 Wakanda
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WB7 launches what promises to be an entertaining week with a big gun opening salvo.

Thanks William!

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 10:07 | 2423506 ArrestBobRubin
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Escher's Stairs on the Flying Whale?! Clearly they thought of everything. Except to back the paper?

Oooops!

Mayday mayday mayday

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:51 | 2423431 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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great humor for a Monday am.  Thanks.

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:51 | 2423426 Vince Clortho
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It's Monday, May 14, 2012.

Do you know where Jon Corzine is?

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 13:31 | 2424276 tocointhephrase
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No, but I know where he shoud be!

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:43 | 2423393 fourchan
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da plane boss da plane!

Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:32 | 2423362 moondog
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Brilliant!!

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