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Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:18 | 2429015 slewie-the-pi-rat
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ahh... wanted is one thing, but will they talk? (viewer discretion)

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:11 | 2429004 hangemhigh77
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Gay financial terrorism!!  The WORST kind!!!  Scary.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 19:19 | 2429480 Rynak
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Who let robottraders little son post again on ZH?

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:09 | 2429001 hangemhigh77
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Just look at the pictures of all these people!!  You can TELL they're ALL gay and want to marry each other!!!  

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:07 | 2428990 hangemhigh77
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This must be all because of gay marriage.  I knew it!!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:06 | 2428987 hangemhigh77
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This is very scary!! I'm on my way to the airport now so I can have my nutsack groped and my a-hole probed to make sure I'm safe.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:01 | 2428964 DollarMenu
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Has anyone seen Timmay?

Did he run away?

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 20:20 | 2429656 williambanzai7
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He's hiding. He wants to work at JPM .

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 20:25 | 2429662 hangemhigh77
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I thought he already did

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:32 | 2428543 ebworthen
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FBI is on it, no worries.

They probably tapped Corzine as a consultant.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:48 | 2428873 Money 4 Nothing
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Can you post this picture Banzai7?

 The Powers that be are forming a Commission as we speak, breath holding not withstanding...

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 20:33 | 2429697 williambanzai7
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Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:53 | 2428679 Gully Foyle
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Well now kiddies someone tweaked to an unrelenting Osama meme and created the bestest film ever,


The story follows Dusty, a yoga instructor from Colorado, who is on a desperate rescue mission to save her crazy brother Derek, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced Osama bin Laden is still alive, despite having been buried at sea. In Afghanistan, Dusty falls in with a team of NATO special forces on a secret assignment. Turns out Derek is not so crazy after all, and that Osama has returned from his watery grave and is making an army of zombie terrorists. When the group crashes headlong into the growing zombie apocalypse, Dusty and the troops must find and destroy the root of the zombie insurgency before it infests the rest of the world.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:17 | 2428456 Centurion9.41
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Where's Buffett?  That f'er is the best operator of them all.  The US taxpayer, present and future, bailed out his @ss.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 14:55 | 2428354 malikai
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Dude Ina's turban is for Seikhs. It's still hilarious though.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:11 | 2428425 Cpl Hicks
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It looks like it has a fuse, though... you know, as in BOMB.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:46 | 2428879 Money 4 Nothing
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Your not allowed to say BomB, especially on an airplane. Lolzz.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:12 | 2428435 williambanzai7
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Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:40 | 2428593 Convolved Man
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Mr. WB7,

You've been on a roll in the past few days and the hits keep on coming.



BTW, How the hell did you ever get Carnac the Magnificent's turban from Mr. Carson?

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 20:31 | 2429668 williambanzai7
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Carson, like Carlin, was another great influence on my sense of humor. And I am operating in a target rich environment ;-)

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:01 | 2428392 williambanzai7
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I know

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 14:55 | 2428353 SILVERGEDDON

Applicable re post as well.

JPMorgan bought out the assets of MF Global in a friendly take over back in 2012, announced this morning by the White House Special Reporting Goon Squad. John Corzine had replaced Ben Bernanke at the Fed in the summer of 2012, and Ben became head of an investigationary team that hunted down that missing MF Global money for the poor bastards that got fucked over by some low end expendable cleaning staff, and interns back in the day. Curiously enough, not one red cent was ever recovered.

All liabilities pertaining to MFGlobal had been swept under the newly woven "carpet of lies "campaign conceived by Secretary of State Ina Drew, and will not be seen by the light of day - ever - again - period - they promise. Any assets of course, were purchased by JPMorgan for one dollar, and an expired McDonalds coupon for a McCoffee, due to the risk involved in strip mining free assets and spending them on severance packages for phoney London Whale fall guys 'n girls.

The above was the summary of a ten year investigation into banking practices, concluded in 2022, at the cost of 3 trillion dollars to the taxpayer. President for Life, Mittens Rommely, celebrated the landmark event by increasing the medication of the FEMA camp survivors of the 2012 global economic meltdown free of charge. This was done in a fiscally prudent manner by reducing their GMO food rations to 800 calories per day for a year or two, subject to change without notice, to reduce the incentive to protest the wonderful news.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:38 | 2429089 cossack55
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I hope you are describing an alternate universe.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:04 | 2428986 Money 4 Nothing
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Brutal truth right there Silver! Whoooo!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 14:54 | 2428340 tamboo
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hawt hebess!!


lady looks like a dude.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:14 | 2429013 tamboo
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nothing hateful about that satanic talmud eh?

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:17 | 2429022 tamboo
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:16 | 2429017 LasVegasDave
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The Talmud is bullshit.  and so is the Koran

I live in the present where my liberties and rights are under threat from deranged men living a 1500 year old fairytale

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 14:49 | 2428332 williambanzai7
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Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:28 | 2428820 ptoemmes
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Now, must add Jaimie Dimon and John Corzine - deck of cards indeed.  Need help with terrorist nom de plumes....

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:07 | 2428733 jus_lite_reading
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Coughed my afternoon tea all over the keyboard!!


Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:20 | 2429030 Rynak
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It is, isn't it? Not to offend WB7, but THAT pic, you did back then, IMO should have had become a cult classic, if only because of fiat al harakiri and obama debt laden... the pic you published today... while funny, is no match for the repost you just did.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:49 | 2428648 Manthong
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Very insightful and entertaining.. :D

Financial terrorists.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:28 | 2428510 Convolved Man
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Have the one at the upper right take off his turban, step forward, and say "It's only fair."


Tue, 05/15/2012 - 14:59 | 2428375 navy62802
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We need a deck of playing cards.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 14:51 | 2428343 AlaricBalth
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Outstanding WB!!!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 16:07 | 2428728 Aziz
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Some of his best work ever.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 14:47 | 2428323 Hulk
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Ina Lookin good !!!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:14 | 2428446 WALLST8MY8BALL
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I wouldnt stick it Ina!

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 14:52 | 2428347 Cognitive Dissonance
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Ina is outa.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:13 | 2428438 Sokhmate
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Ina is an outie.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 17:05 | 2428991 Money 4 Nothing
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Ina outa quick fast in a hurry.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 14:50 | 2428328 AlaricBalth
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What the FBI should look into is how these banks are able to obstruct price discovery on Level 3 assets which allows them to conceal losses. They book gains immediately as they occur, for obvious reasons, but delay reporting losses through the suspension of trading on certain Level 3 assets thereby manipulating price discovery which lets them hold back reporting of losses until they get too big.

(Like JPM's $2,000,000,000,000 loss)

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:27 | 2428513 citta vritti
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all those zeroes make me dizzy - the loss probably is $2 trillion, but so far they've only copped to a $2 billion amount likely to increase

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