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ahh... wanted is one thing, but will they talk?
http://bit.ly/KYXC2f (viewer discretion)
Gay financial terrorism!! The WORST kind!!! Scary.
Who let robottraders little son post again on ZH?
Just look at the pictures of all these people!! You can TELL they're ALL gay and want to marry each other!!!
This must be all because of gay marriage. I knew it!!
This is very scary!! I'm on my way to the airport now so I can have my nutsack groped and my a-hole probed to make sure I'm safe.
Has anyone seen Timmay?
Did he run away?
He's hiding. He wants to work at JPM .
I thought he already did
FBI is on it, no worries.
They probably tapped Corzine as a consultant.
Can you post this picture Banzai7?
http://media.adamdodson.org/var/resizes/Cats/aside.gif?m=1276664239
The Powers that be are forming a Commission as we speak, breath holding not withstanding...
Well now kiddies someone tweaked to an unrelenting Osama meme and created the bestest film ever,
OSOMBIE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb9V2lxa52M
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2141875/
The story follows Dusty, a yoga instructor from Colorado, who is on a desperate rescue mission to save her crazy brother Derek, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced Osama bin Laden is still alive, despite having been buried at sea. In Afghanistan, Dusty falls in with a team of NATO special forces on a secret assignment. Turns out Derek is not so crazy after all, and that Osama has returned from his watery grave and is making an army of zombie terrorists. When the group crashes headlong into the growing zombie apocalypse, Dusty and the troops must find and destroy the root of the zombie insurgency before it infests the rest of the world.
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNTM1ODQ1NjY0M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwND...
Where's Buffett? That f'er is the best operator of them all. The US taxpayer, present and future, bailed out his @ss.
Dude Ina's turban is for Seikhs. It's still hilarious though.
It looks like it has a fuse, though... you know, as in BOMB.
Your not allowed to say BomB, especially on an airplane. Lolzz.
Yes
Mr. WB7,
You've been on a roll in the past few days and the hits keep on coming.
Thanks.
BTW, How the hell did you ever get Carnac the Magnificent's turban from Mr. Carson?
Carson, like Carlin, was another great influence on my sense of humor. And I am operating in a target rich environment ;-)
I know
Applicable re post as well.
JPMorgan bought out the assets of MF Global in a friendly take over back in 2012, announced this morning by the White House Special Reporting Goon Squad. John Corzine had replaced Ben Bernanke at the Fed in the summer of 2012, and Ben became head of an investigationary team that hunted down that missing MF Global money for the poor bastards that got fucked over by some low end expendable cleaning staff, and interns back in the day. Curiously enough, not one red cent was ever recovered.
All liabilities pertaining to MFGlobal had been swept under the newly woven "carpet of lies "campaign conceived by Secretary of State Ina Drew, and will not be seen by the light of day - ever - again - period - they promise. Any assets of course, were purchased by JPMorgan for one dollar, and an expired McDonalds coupon for a McCoffee, due to the risk involved in strip mining free assets and spending them on severance packages for phoney London Whale fall guys 'n girls.
The above was the summary of a ten year investigation into banking practices, concluded in 2022, at the cost of 3 trillion dollars to the taxpayer. President for Life, Mittens Rommely, celebrated the landmark event by increasing the medication of the FEMA camp survivors of the 2012 global economic meltdown free of charge. This was done in a fiscally prudent manner by reducing their GMO food rations to 800 calories per day for a year or two, subject to change without notice, to reduce the incentive to protest the wonderful news.
I hope you are describing an alternate universe.
Brutal truth right there Silver! Whoooo!
hawt hebess!!
http://kytx.images.worldnow.com/images/18373278_BG1.jpg
lady looks like a dude.
This is more up your alley, I'm sure
http://www.fuckfrance.com/topic/3962336/1/Discussions/Have-you-noticed-how-hideously-ugly-Muslims-are.html
nothing hateful about that satanic talmud eh?
http://www.come-and-hear.com/dilling/dcontents.html
The Talmud is bullshit. and so is the Koran
I live in the present where my liberties and rights are under threat from deranged men living a 1500 year old fairytale
OMG
Now, must add Jaimie Dimon and John Corzine - deck of cards indeed. Need help with terrorist nom de plumes....
DANG IT WB!! YOU DIDN'T WARN ME THIS WAS A DRINK FREE ZONE!!
Coughed my afternoon tea all over the keyboard!!
LMAO Seriously THIS is a classic!! I WANT A T SHIRT WITH THIS!! COMING TO YOUR SITE WB!!!
It is, isn't it? Not to offend WB7, but THAT pic, you did back then, IMO should have had become a cult classic, if only because of fiat al harakiri and obama debt laden... the pic you published today... while funny, is no match for the repost you just did.
Very insightful and entertaining.. :D
Financial terrorists.
Have the one at the upper right take off his turban, step forward, and say "It's only fair."
We need a deck of playing cards.
Outstanding WB!!!
Some of his best work ever.
Ina Lookin good !!!
I wouldnt stick it Ina!
Ina is outa.
Ina is an outie.
Ina outa quick fast in a hurry.
Repost
What the FBI should look into is how these banks are able to obstruct price discovery on Level 3 assets which allows them to conceal losses. They book gains immediately as they occur, for obvious reasons, but delay reporting losses through the suspension of trading on certain Level 3 assets thereby manipulating price discovery which lets them hold back reporting of losses until they get too big.
(Like JPM's $2,000,000,000,000 loss)
all those zeroes make me dizzy - the loss probably is $2 trillion, but so far they've only copped to a $2 billion amount likely to increase