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Gun To His Head, Bill Fleckenstein Says He Sure as Hell Wouldn't Buy a Bank

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Bill Fleckenstein, of Fleckenstein Capital, channels his best Anti-Bove and says what a vast majority of us are already thinking (at least ZH readers), in that with all the accounting gimmicks, how do you even know what you own in a bank anymore?

"The problem is, and the problem has been, that the state of accounting in the world today, financial statements and financial institutions mean nothing"

"It's quite possible that Jamie Dimon doesn't even know what's going on, and if he doesn't know how's an outsider ever gonna know"

"Accounting is so awful that you can never tell what you own"

"I don't know why anyone would ever want to own a financial stock personally"

 

 

 

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Wed, 05/16/2012 - 08:08 | 2430887 disabledvet
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WELL I SURE WOULDN'T WANT TO OWN A BANK IN WASHINGTON STATE THERE BILL! (and no, i'm not big on the American variants either. NOR HAVE I BEEN FOR 30 YEARS. THIS IS 19TH CENTURY BULLSHIT BANKING IN MY VIEW.)

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 07:55 | 2430857 johnnymustardseed
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The whole system is rigged for the few who control the top. Capitalism will fail(has failed) because of the greed of these few asssholes who want it all. JPM is the most corrupt of all of them.  

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 06:53 | 2430731 Zero Govt
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"It's quite possible that Jamie Dimon doesn't even know what's going on.."

Yes the auditors are cooking the bankers books and committing fraud just for fun... very believable that Mr Floppystein

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 05:09 | 2430670 cathrynm
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Sell banks, buy Mongolia!

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 02:08 | 2430516 DarthVaderMentor
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yes.....and a few more people are getting tired of the modern day version of "let them eat cake"!

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 02:04 | 2430501 ebworthen
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Banks - Backed by the full rape and credit of the taxpayer.

Accounting - numerical alchemy.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 05:16 | 2430676 malikai
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Banker cat needs a monacle.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 00:52 | 2430413 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Bill doesn't believe that PM is being manipulated.  'Nuff said.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 00:20 | 2430363 jonjon831983
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SOB. Sold my May 21 $28 C Puts late last month because I was down a chunk...

Sigh, beating myself up.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 01:21 | 2430450 MeelionDollerBogus
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I hear ya. Let go each jpm put I had for 1.00 when a week later it was 6.20 and then... 7.20. Ya, that's how it rolls sometimes. What can I say, normally it's not a smart idea holding into the last 15 days much less 7 days before expiry but this time it was the "right move" though really I should just not be so cheap & get more time. Meh.

Time may not be up yet for this correlated play. Some will laugh but I'm in for a vxx call. $19 for june expiry if I can hit 1.60 to get in.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 00:20 | 2430358 ShakaZulu
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Everything I own is good.

Maybe you should invest in some "Just for Men."

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 00:08 | 2430341 skepticCarl
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I thought that Fleck had dropped off the face of the earth.  Great to see him again.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 01:44 | 2430475 JohnKozac
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I read somewhere he had shares of MF Global but have not heard any follow up on how that panned out for him. Hope he did well and was able to get his money back.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 23:31 | 2430250 UP4Liberty
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There are no markets - ONLY INTERVENTIONS.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 00:11 | 2430344 candyman
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I've always liked Bill's outlook.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 23:41 | 2430286 Arnold Ziffel
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There are no markets - ONLY INTERVENTIONS.

You must mean,

There are  no markets - ONLY EXORCISMS.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 23:27 | 2430234 moonstears
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Well, I'd say buy JPM, not 'cause YOU believe, but 'cause POTUS does. Hope and change BTFD bitchez! (oh, uh/sarc !?)

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/obama-financial-forms-show-big-jp-morgan-account-213119081.html

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 23:02 | 2430157 JustACitizen
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I would not limit my thinking to just "financial" companies.

The rot has set in - all brought to you by the scum of Wall St. and Human Greed.

Would love to see some executives in lock-up - now that would be a ratings winner for MSNBC.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 04:31 | 2430642 thepixelpusher
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I'd love to see the TV Show "COPS" do a spinoff show where all they do is bust Wall Street and International Bankers. I don't have cable anymore, but I'd subscribe to cable again just to see that.

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 23:07 | 2430171 I think I need ...
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there will be a wake up call one way or another,,,,,this about says it all....game set match,,,,,i saw pete najarian on nbc sports channel, david faber joked about his next career this morning they are all riding into the sunset,,,,,,,

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 21:13 | 2429809 spankthebernank
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The same argument arises when you talk about all markets because we are centrally planned, only they know what is next. 

 

 

 

Tue, 05/15/2012 - 21:11 | 2429798 LetThemEatRand
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And yet... no one goes to jail for fraud.

Wed, 05/16/2012 - 07:05 | 2430749 Withdrawn Sanction
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And that's actually unfortunate...for them (i.e., those who committed the frauds and their accomplices).

I say that b/c justice WILL BE served.  If not officially, then unofficially.  I am not here advocating violence, merely predicting the logical consequence of NOT pandering to the mob's lust for vengeance er, justice.

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