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JPMorgan bought out the assets of MF Global in a friendly take over back in 2012, announced this morning by the White House Special Reporting Goon Squad. John Corzine had replaced Ben Bernanke at the Fed in the summer of 2012, and Ben became head of an investigationary team that hunted down that missing MF Global money for the poor bastards that got fucked over by some low end expendable cleaning staff, and interns back in the day. Curiously enough, not one red cent was ever recovered.All liabilities pertaining to MFGlobal had been swept under the newly woven "carpet of lies "campaign conceived by Secretary of State Ina Drew, and will not be seen by the light of day - ever - again - period - they promise. Any assets of course, were purchased by JPMorgan for one dollar, and an expired McDonalds coupon for a McCoffee, due to the risk involved in strip mining free assets and spending them on severance packages for phoney London Whale fall guys 'n girls. The above was the summary of a ten year investigation into banking practices, concluded in 2022, at the cost of 3 trillion dollars to the taxpayer. President for Life, Mittens Rommely, celebrated the landmark event by increasing the medication of the FEMA camp survivors of the 2012 global economic meltdown free of charge. This was done in a fiscally prudent manner by reducing their GMO food rations to 800 calories per day for a year or two, subject to change without notice, to reduce the incentive to protest the wonderful news.
When Obama loses, he'll just blame Bush, "race-traitors" and Filipino boxers...
I seee yoouu and willll obeyyyy....
Anyone interested in buying half a dozen 1980's 38R Armani power suits?
Nice artwork, WB7.
I'm not getting excited anymore about elections. Could care less. Romney is a capitalist jackass pig and Obama is either really stupid and has no leadership or he's lying about his true intentions and opinions. Not sure which is worse.
The fear mongering against Obama in '08 by folks like Limbaugh, Beck, O'Reilly, Levine etc was completely over the top and unwarranted. Trying to prove that Obama is fake and not eligible as President became as ridiculous as trying to prove God exists. It became a question of blind faith either way. All in all, the "Messiah" didn't turn out to be the "Anti-Christ".
Now, why would America vote their sleaziest used car sales man into highest office? Romney is guaranteed to sell you a lemon. That is his true nature and it's documented. Not much speculation there.
At least Obama delivers some form of illusion. That's all this spectacle is worth watching for anyhow.
Speaking of spectacle, why don't they find the next US President on "America's Got Talent"? The end result would be the same, maybe better?
Shit, this is confusing.
Gots to apply me some symbolic logic to figure this one out.
O := Obama
R := Romney
M := Messiah
D := Anti-Christ
P := President
O <-> ~R
M <-> ~D
(O = M) -> (O = ~D)
(O != M) -> (O != D)
(O = P) -> P = Forward
(R = P) -> P = Sleazebag
Well I'll be. You can't argue against logic.
Spoken like someone who has not yet woken up but whose brain has started to notice some noise in its peaceful slumber...
I'd stop smoking the Hopium. You are clearly delusional as much as you say you don't care.
I went out of my way to warn friends and family not to vote for Obama in 2008 and why? Just so that the Repubs can put up the biggest sleaze of all times 4 years later?
Not delusional but severly disillusioned. It doesn't matter one way or the other. But if I happen to accidently watch a President on TV in the next four years, I'd rather see Obama than Romney. Obama is guaranteed to be at least somewhat entertaining. Romney is just blah.
Howard Stern
Here's a guy I'd like to have a beer with.
Obeyme 2012 "chains you can believe in"
if this doesn't work he can claim to be the first Martian President. Those of you who questioned my birth, were correct, I can now say I am born of a race of superior aliens....
ron paul had the best answer to homosexual unions: "if the states want them they can ok them this is not a federal issue." media jaws drop and stare hey he's not following the script..real issues are never item one for the msm or pols like obuma and mit..really sad but hey were fat and dumb and happy USA ..set up for the slaughter takes on a whole new direction.
The fed. govt. wants states to take the blame and cost for social/political decisions, but control their outcome themselves. (See AZ immigration laws)
'-By Andrew Sullivan'
Of course. Because as every MSM outlet knows, he is the go-to-gay, the final authority on all things gay. (the Jesse Jackson of the gay world).
He makes their strange rainbowy world accesible to the rest of us. He thinks like one of them.
Not amazing so much as well coordinated Progressive media at work. Wag the dog stuff propagated from the White House Progressive Media Czar, Media Matters(and a half dozen other Soros media groups) in some cases actually writing MSM script. Distractions and memes on-demand, but the American people do recognize how absolutely distorted the MSM is and so ratings, subscribers, money being lost.
Gov't should get out of business of marriage. What they should be doing is to get their acts together and balance the ballooning deficit how's 16 Trillion USD sound to you guys? And Trillions of unfunded liabilities. Obamney is not offering anything concrete they are more of the same. MSM is just propaganda and reality distortion and lies. If American knows better Ron Paul should win the nomination and ultimately the presidency.
I wonder if that cover will hang in a place of prominence in all the gay bath houses that Rahm and Barry used to frequent in Chicago.
The idea that this country has come from George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and even JFK to THIS is INCREDIBLE. I think the two parties should run someone with Downs Syndrome next, at least there would be some honesty involved. Then it would be easier to give speeches with the teleprompter, all it would have to say in real terms as opposed to the bullshit they tell us today would be, .....duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I went poo poo in my pants.
" I think the two parties should run someone with Downs Syndrome next"
How about the "two parties" square off against each other around Shinbone, Wyoming armed with clubs and sling shots? They could put it on pay-per-view and use the proceeds to fund research into Down's syndrome.
sounds good to me. And like the Mayans did the winner can choose to be beheaded as it would please the 99% so much if there were no survivors.
I guess the MSM knows that most Americans (sheeple) are very concerned about who's rubbing who's genitalia. Does this mean that there will be impromptu marriages at airports between TSA agents and the people they molest on a daily basis? Soon there will be TSA Chaplins.
There are still many people who get all of their information from the evening news or the morning show and one newspaper. They would like to keep it that way.
many? better to say 99% of the people get their infos on tv and newspaper....
The kids don't watch the TV news nor do they read newspapers. What little they absorb comes off the Internet.
and they all think they know everything and are beyond reproach. And if you tell them something they don't agree with, instead of researching it they tell you you're crazy and dismiss you. It's amazing. People who believe Bin Laden was recently killed amaze me. The proof? There is NONE just, 'we're the govt. believe what we tell you". And the sheeple say oooooooooohhhhhhhh kaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
hey dad, don't know what country you live in, but do us a favor and stay there...
sure will, i'll leave you to your gun violence, gangs, drug problems, republicans that don't want universal healthcare because the government cannot tell you what to do, but mandates a woman who wants an abortion to get a vaginal ultrasound before she can have an abortion.
any decent enlightened americans are welcome to join us in the rest of the anglosphere. southerners, evangelicals and neocons need not apply.
Actually, it would be rather enlightening to observe such a split: put all the liberals in other parts of the anglosphere, leave the southerners, evangelicals and neocons in the USA. Have all those immigrants who don't fall into one of the two categories go back where they came from. Put Barack Obama in charge of the one group, Sarah Palin in charge of the other, until elections could be held. I know which group I'd pick to do better in five years.
Good, you can have all the submissive sheep.
It's a fine line between leaning forward and bending over.
LOL. Great point!
Indeed
i think that you seppos below with exception to banzai need to look at the employment growth created by Democrats and compare it to what the GOP achieved.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jobs_created_during_U.S._presidential_terms
Now, you can argue about the participation rate etc - but the reality is that the last time a balanced budget was put to the congress was under a democrat.
You may hate on Obama but the only REpublican that is worth listening to just decided to give up on contesting any other primaries.
Newsweek may be mainstream but it's a lot better than the other infotainment shit that gets shoveled out like Jersey Shore, ad nauseum.
Sure, its not to your taste and you don't like it - but I'd rather read something in Newsweek than having to subject myself to mainstream pop culture. Like the Time 3yr old breastfeed bullshit.
And as an outsider looking in, some of you americans are ok, I like a lot of you. But god damn you get the government that you deserve, and as long as the south still behaves the way it does, and people like Gingbitch keep on coming up with ideas like Colonize the Moon - maybe some of you more enlightened folk should just cut your losses, get the fuck out and look for the New New World.
What in the fuck are you smoking........oh yeah, hopium. Douche bag. Who the fuck cares whether you like any of us or not - you flatter yourself beyond belief.
Dumbass, using wiki as a source. Clinton never submitted any "balanced budgets"(GAO still has numbers), he got them back from Newt and company. But the bigger lie that you apparently believe is that they were even balanced, borrowing from SS was still ongoing.
They can't cuz they are broke.
Why do you hate the moon so much? I'm already planning a vacation there with my Bernanke Bucks.
its not an issue of hating the moon. it's more interesting that in the wealthiest country on the planet, approx 14% of all households are food insecure.
In 2010, 46.9 million people were in poverty, up from 37.3 million in 2007 -- the fourth consecutive annual increase in the number of people in poverty.
And Ginbitch wants to go to the moon? You got like the population of the United Kingdom within your borders in poverty... Fuuuu
" ... approx 14% of all households are food insecure."
My monetary self esteem is crushed ! My consumerism has been cut to the bone !
Fear not. Get some guns, your food will become secure.
Got Food ?
And 68% of Americans are over weight or obease. Go figure.
As a people, we do seem to deserve what we get..
Remember 'group projects' in school? Your grade is determined by the lazy and dumb? Unless you decide to shoulder all the work yourself and their grades are determined by the sucker in the group? Aside from not wanting to grade as many projects your prof was just trying to give you a heads-up about life.
Distractions, distractions, and more distractions...
That's one ugly fatherfucker!
This is quite disturbing!
The latest MSM distraction technique...the cover becomes the story.
I have a subscription to Newsweek, just to keep tabs on what Progressive/Socialist propaganda is being shoveled out.
Let's just say that ZeroHedge is lightyears ahead of this rag.
it's not just newsweek dripping in vacuous rotten socialism, Marxism and establishment propaganda... pretty much 98% of the junk media out there is to the left of Barney Frank
i don't think anyone has mentioned the free market on the BBC in the past 20 years ...if they have they never get invited back
now Conrad Black has been stitched up by Ye olde establishment there's only Rupert Murdock left and he's getting nobbled as we speak.. isn't that right Banzai ?
I don't have any use for the editorial side of the MSM. I look at the MSM as same phenomena we see in the two party system. Perpetuating the status quo.
As for Murdoch, he created the swamp now he is sinking in it. Soon the rats will start eating each other and the whole thing will cave in.