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JPM DoGS...
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JPM dogs player poker
Large risky bets - they're the broker
They're now in distress
From bad CDS
Which of these dogs is the Joker?
The Limerick King
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You're too much WB! Seems to me JD has a thing for so-so looking blondes.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Wm7's stuff...and the replies. Makes my day!!
Dogs are faithful. I gotta dog and she has no guile. But granted, they have worms, fleas and suffer from impulse control.
I want a Jamie the Tapeworm pic. I don't suppose it's very easy to draw a whole pile of tapeworms playing poker. they don't have any arms.
Maybe it's the 40+ ounces of Miller High Life in my system, but I can't help but picture (I know, its sacrilege), but to see Brad Pitt playing Dimon with a 12 year old Canadian daughter a la Money Ball, singing “you’re such a loser dad, such a loser dad, You’re such a loser…, Just enjoy the Show”...
Ina lookin good in a dog nose...
without her 3rd and 4th chin she has a certain je ne sais quoi...
Yeah but then you have to get over the GUNT!
Wonder what it would feel like to have those hairy dog legs wrapped around ya ???
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Where is Blythe? I assume the lady on the left was the one recently canned ...
I left her out of this one.
yeah that's ina. blythe just finished sucking dick for bus fare and she's on her way over.
I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOF!
Dogs doing God's work?
Scavenging, fornicating, and pooping?
Bet Blythe is going all-in with three deuce's and Jamie is bluffing to fluff up the pot.
DOG is GOD spelled backwards..........does Lloyd own a dog? Does he beat it?
As applies to those in D.C. under the Wall Street thrall: "I am my master's dog at Kew, pray tell whose master's dog are you?" (Alex Pope).
Performed by David Bowie
And in the death
As the last few corpses lay rotting on the slimy thoroughfare
The shutters lifted in inches in temperance building
High on Poacher's Hill
And red mutant eyes gaze down on Hunger City
No more big wheels
Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats
david bowie year of the diamond dogs "diamond dogs"And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes
Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers
Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue
Ripping and rewrapping mink and shiny silver fox, now legwarmers
Family badge of sapphire and cracked emerald
Any day now
the year of the diamond dogs
this ain't rock and roll this is genocide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ1Quz7H93Q
As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
you asked for the latest party
With your silicon hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was,
Todd Browning streak he was
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee,
I'm sure you're not protected, for its plain to see
Diamond Dogs are poachers, and they hide behind trees
Hunt you to the ground they will,
mannequins with kill appeal
*chorus*
Will they come?
I keep a friend serene
Will they come?
Oh, baby, come unto me
Will they come?
Well, she's come, been, and gone
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch a death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat,
and he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevators broke, so he slides down a rope
onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man, go
Meets his little hussy with his ghost-town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali broach
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are sable-ized
*chorus*
Who-who-who
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Who-who-who
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Ahhh-whooo, ah
Ah-owwww
wuf-wuf
In the year of the scavenger, season of the bitch
Sashay on the board-walk, scurry to the ditch
Just another future song, lonely little Keats
There's gonna be sorrow, try and wake up tomorrow
*chorus*
Who-who-who
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Who-who-who
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Bow-wow, woof woof, bow-wow, wow
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Dogs
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Call them, call them
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Call them, call them, ooooo
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Keep cool
Diamond Dogs, OK
Hey-hey-hey-hey
Beware of the Diamond Dogs
Beware of the Diamond Dogs
Beware of the Diamond Dog
Beware of the Diamond Dog
Dog, dog, dog
Beware of the Diamond Dog
+1
Been listening to Diamond Dogs a lot lately.
Maybe they think that we are singing 'Big Brother' to BSB since 2008.
Interesting that this cartoon pops up in New Zealand herald this morning ....
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10806393
Sure i saw a caricature VERY similar to this from williambanzai7 in the last week ....
My ideas are being copied lots now.
I really don't get all wound up because I feel no pressure on the creative side. I find it amusing.
You should take it as a compliment!
The Broker is broker!
Would everyone quit picking on JPMC, for chrissakes?
How about Goldman instead:
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/accidentally-released-and-incredibly-embarrassing-documents-show-how-goldman-et-al-engaged-in-naked-short-selling-20120515
Or Paulie Krugman, 'natch:
http://www.counterpunch.org/2012/05/16/paul-krugmans-economic-blinders/
But, if you stuck on JPMC and Jamie,
http://www.nomiprins.com/thoughts/2012/5/11/jpm-chase-chairman-jamie-dimon-the-whale-man-and-glass-steag.html
And then there's everyone's fave, Thomas "three chins" Friedman, dining with Washington's governor in Seattle:
http://www.thestranger.com/binary/02ba/1337178666-greoigre_friedman.jpg
Friedman was in town to meet with some hedge fundsters --- go figure?
There is just not enough time to lampoon all of the sociopaths running around (and pretending to run the planet) these days.
I bet WB7 could keep a whole website full of JPMC satire, and one for GS, and another for the US congress...
Maybe he should be cloned?
On second thought, that might not be a good idea...
Sorry, they are not being picked on.
They are being grilled and it's been a long time coming, notwithstanding Dimons PR finesse.
This will all be forgotten as soon as the next Time Magazine cover comes out.
of course it will. Even the WH is pushing tripe out there for this guy.
The loseing hand has to go down on Ina. Breathe deeply, Jamie - it may be your last breath of fresh air for a long time.
It's quite amusing when you consider how they got snookered by the hedgies.
Even more amusing when one of JPM's former traders was one of the hedgies doing the snookering, Mike Platt at Bluecrest Cap.
"Sounds like the Falcon has heard the Falconer"
who let the dogs out!
Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out (Original version) | Full HD | 1080p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM (3:37)
~//~
Kenny Rogers - The Gambler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tSo4IICBTY (3:35)
Kenny Rogers - The Gambler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn481KcjvMo (2:54)
Oh Dear Gawd Banzai.
Still laughing.
For Bruno...
Buy one Wednesday and get a "Fuck it up and Cope" MungerPuss cake free!
Fudgie. Lol.
looks very yummy Banzai
...but what is beneath the sugary surface???
Paté d' Black Swan?
Tom Carvel is laughing his ass off in soft serve heaven.
Unknown unknowns
Jamie Dimon is one who doesn't know and doesn't know that he doesn't know... He will be eternally lost in his hopeless oblivion!
(Paraphrased from a Persian proverb. "