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Forbidden Terms: For Immediate Release
Now that, thank God, the Facebook IPO is behind us, effective immediately, new Federal regulations expressly ban the following terms within the fifty United States and its territories:
+ Any ostensibly clever use of the word "Like" (e.g. "Investors 'Like' This IPO")
+ Adidas flip-flops
+ Any reference to Sean Parker
+ Any reference to the renouncement of U.S. citizenship by Eduardo Saverin
+ "Harvard dorm"
+ "Zuck"
+ "Hoodie"
Your compliance is expected.
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You guys sound like a bunch of jealous eunuchs! Get a grip, whiners!
he just represents how fucked up things are, that is all. He does a great job even just posing for a picture.
Every time I see a picture of this kid, I imagine landing a big juicy roundhouse on him. The only other person that inspires this reaction in me is Blankfiend.
$uckerberg.
why do you guys head for a man's nuts in ad hominem rage? He is a rich gambler in the country of world casino ponzi, so he is totally in line with the reigning mantra...This is Corporate America.
@falak
AND--------------------?
and no and then.
Falak is correct in every way and it's nearly impossible to deny that our collective work through our lives has become so meaningless that people are allowed to gamble with our output and our future.
That is how little the worth is of every man, woman and child is on the planet.
add to the list: "Friend me". Every time I hear someone say that I am tempted to give them an Edward G. Robinson style mug push.
I'd like you to meet my friend.
Ben Dover.
__uck Zuck
Look at his pupils next time you see him on TV - big as saucers.