WHO IS JACK SCHITT - ALL THE SCHITT I COULD DIG UP.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Only problem is - the American people are gonna get the colonoscopy dry with no anasthetic, even though we already know where the really bad shit came from. Open wide, and say " aaahhh ! , so the camera can see everything you got from asshole to appetite. Welcome to Facebook RFID Brave New World - Brasil, bitchez !
and Bluebare have 42 shit loads (is it a record?)...
a few more than WB
thanks for sharing.
austerity for all !
die Kake ist am dampfen !
All a bit lavatorial but who gives a shit.
http://www.lowbird.com/user/Slimalex/view/2011/06/tz56t5t546erg
You might get a kick out of this one if you haven't seen it yet.
good shit...
Does a bluebare (rarely and most respectfully) shit in banzai’s woods? Are you shitting me?
some funny shit...
Eat shit, crony!
for-shits-and-giggles…
shitkicked...
shit-eating grin...
shit or get off the pot…
shit fit...
shit a brick...
ta danh da ta danh da da duh......
ta danh da ta danh da da duh......
a shitload of derivative exposure…
shooting the shit...
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.
Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids
were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was
then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with
a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd,
and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
Thanks for giving a s****!
horseshit...
Only problem is - the American people are gonna get the colonoscopy dry with no anasthetic, even though we already know where the really bad shit came from. Open wide, and say " aaahhh ! , so the camera can see everything you got from asshole to appetite. Welcome to Facebook RFID Brave New World - Brasil, bitchez !
chickenshits...
batshit...
apeshit...
tough shit...
some shit rolling downhill…
any floaters in there?? Geithner's look like they're big enough to breach.
some nasty shit going down...
get your shit together...
shithead...
God It´s been a long time since I have not laughed like that. Thank you WB for the treat.
scared shitless...
talk some shit...
I shorted a lot of shit and I have no shit in my shorts. Its all good shit.
Fat finger. AGAIN!
Bristol Stool chart FTW
felt like shit...
shit sandwich...
didn't do shit...
shit out of luck...
LOL!
Obama with the bong, priceless.
Hopium in the bowl, dopium in the head, Rombowl to the rescue?
No, just SSDD for the kleptoligarchy; guarding the banks 'n robbin' the plebians.
Hilarious. I thought it was over, scrolled down and there was Mr Rombowl:))))
I never liked toilet humour 'til now.
Warning warning! Visual Combat's smut attack. Defcon 2.
but that kind of shit cuts both ways
I shit you not
mein gott vere r vee ??? Camp david iz not so voll sus. Du bist nicht wirklich niedlich
piece of shit...
looks like shit...
damn there's a hilarious diamond encrusted stool chart based on the preposterous holohoax book 'the fifth diamond' but i cant find it.
Holocaust Controversies: Irene Zisblatt, the "Diamond Girl"like diamonds are actually worth anything, just another scam from joo know who.
Have You Ever Tried to Sell a Diamond?gold diamond entrusted toilet? your wish is my command...