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ANNUALAR ECLIPSE AS VIEWED FROM EUROPE
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TONIGHT'S STARS AS VIEWABLE IN CHICAGO

TONIGHT'S STARS IN CHICAGO

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The Farce be with you...

SPACE BRO

 

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Mon, 05/21/2012 - 04:48 | 2446653 LULZBank
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WB7, Brilliant!!!

Just so that you know, even though I dont say it, I totally enjoy your work and you are a GENIUS, with an amazing talent.

Keep up the good work and dont worry about the critics...

http://www.grouphomebikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Haters-gonna-hate-memes37.jpeg

P.S. Do you do LOLCATS, by any chance? :D

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 04:58 | 2446668 williambanzai7
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I don't have enough time to do them. But I look at them constantly in my image search travels.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 05:33 | 2446686 mantrid
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how about LOLBENRANKZ? ;)

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 05:58 | 2446699 LULZBank
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Yes, something like LOLBankers ... like ...

Few bankers with a caption "We did it for the LULZ" or

One central banker to another "Sorry, we losted your Gold. LOL" or

Corzine saying "I iz in your segregated accountz vaporising your fundz" or

Xzibit holding a picture of Madoff saying "Yo dawg, I heard you like ponzies, so we made a ponzi within your ponzi, so you can ponzi while we ponzi" or

Blankenfiend saying to Bennycopter "Wat bro, no QE3 free money? This FED is for pussies"

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 04:02 | 2446619 piceridu
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Absolutely Outstanding WB7...the bar has been raised yet again!!!!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 23:19 | 2446345 palmereldritch
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Analunar Eclipse

Bad Moon Rising!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YlTUDnsWMo

 

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 22:51 | 2446306 Casey Stengel
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William,

Remember a few months ago when Quadaffi was captured and killed? Pictures of him being displayed on the hood of that truck made me think this would be too easy for banzai7. Did you store those pics somewhere? I seriously hope you never have to bring them out.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 23:04 | 2446330 williambanzai7
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I know the pictures. I would never use them though.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 23:30 | 2446365 palmereldritch
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As sad and disgusting as those pictures are, the greater misfortune is that moral conscience and human decency precludes you trafficking in images that would remind the bankster puppets of the fate that awaits even those thugs that DO cooperate with the criminal elite.

Perhaps a series on the self-serving and protective Cocoon of Criminality?

Why does Silence of the Lambs come to mind?

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 01:00 | 2446504 williambanzai7
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I just don't want to get morose.

If I do that it gives people a convenient excuse to label you as a violent threat.

Moreoever, I have to maintain my own level of insanity...I mean sanity.

Laughter is my weapon of choice.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 11:57 | 2447832 palmereldritch
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You do it exceedingly well Bill and help keep us all sane and grounded in the process.

Many thanks for the proper perspective in a lunatic world.

Keep up the great work.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 22:30 | 2446266 GoldmanSux
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Those are absolutely brilliant!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 22:10 | 2446225 I am on to you
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You just get ,better and better,wonder,if thats a Spencer Starcaster you play there.Look a lot like it!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 20:46 | 2446100 pissing_excellence
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"Laugh now, one day well be in charge" that bansky one always stuck in my mind.  That monkey up there is a damn close second.  You must have the best library of photos, damn mr. william.  For folks that dont suck, I wish I could send a little present, no reason just because.

 

Take care zh

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 20:40 | 2446093 old naughty
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Love the N-ato uniform, ha.

Looking like Vader's head was hanged inside his suite? hehe.

Thanks for sharing, WB.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 01:05 | 2446511 williambanzai7
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Sometimes its funnier to make the paste job primitive/silly looking.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 20:38 | 2446090 mt paul
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Astrofiatphysics ...

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 19:30 | 2445978 SILVERGEDDON
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That is the first time you have made a bad actor look good, William. I'll bet Timmay could get laid, and procreate, if he did your make over. God help us all then - a race of Bernanke ball suckers on the loose, forever contaminating the gene pool.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 17:05 | 2445752 hangemhigh77
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The monkey face is good but maybe a steaming pile of feces might have been better.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:32 | 2445686 Winston Smith 2009
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An annular eclipse is what happens every time Bernanke (the top) approaches the public interest (the bottoms).

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 23:33 | 2446374 ghenny
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When are  you guys going to realize that helicopter Ben saved our asses because he has a deep understanding of the Great Depression.  Give the guy some love.  He has earned it.  Without him we would all be toast.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 01:02 | 2446507 williambanzai7
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Said the fireman who lit the warehouse.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 20:11 | 2446046 Manthong
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Very clever with the Drach.

Maybe the DM will get us a sphinctular eclipse.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:41 | 2445685 HardlyZero
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JPM are we not men ?  ahh...memories.

THEY TELL US THAT
WE LOST OUR TAILS
EVOLVING UP
FROM LITTLE SNAILS
I SAY IT'S ALL
JUST WIND IN SAILS
ARE WE NOT MEN?
WE ARE DEVO!
WE'RE PINHEADS NOW
WE ARE NOT WHOLE
WE'RE PINHEADS ALL
JOCKO HOMO
ARE WE NOT MEN?
D-E-V-O
MONKEY MEN ALL
IN BUSINESS SUIT
TEACHERS AND CRITICS
ALL DANCE THE POOT
ARE WE NOT MEN?
WE ARE DEVO!
ARE WE NOT MEN?
D-E-V-O
GOD MADE MAN
BUT HE USED THE MONKEY TO DO IT
APES IN THE PLAN
WE'RE ALL HERE TO PROVE IT
I CAN WALK LIKE AN APE
TALK LIKE AN APE
I CAN DO WHAT A MONKEY CAN DO
GOD MADE MAN
BUT A MONKEY SUPPLIED THE GLUE
WE MUST REPEAT
O.K. LET'S GO!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:03 | 2445644 Silver Alert
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I like the new predator constellation. We need a naming contest.  How about Dronexus?

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:02 | 2445643 SILVERGEDDON
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Space, the final frontier. Taken over by the Banksters from Uranus, Klingon cocksuckers, and the Pushme Pullyou Goobernmentnaughts. Nuke 'em all now, before it is too late !

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:11 | 2445637 Convolved Man
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Star light, star bright,

the first start I see tonight.

I wish I may,

I wish I might ...

 

Geezzus, WTF?

OMG!  RUN!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 15:49 | 2445619 williambanzai7
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Preview: this guy is going to get a Banzai7 beating Tommorow...

REVRSION TO THE SIMIAN

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 01:17 | 2446520 Nobody For President
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Tomorrow? I can't wait if this is not a beating.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 01:33 | 2446535 williambanzai7
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I'm not a trader so I'm just guessing. But it looks like they are corrnered by the hedge funds. If they decide to cut and run it will be a bloodbath. If they decide to ride it out the stars look equally disastrous.

Dimon can't hide behind the skirts of his underlings. It's ridiculous.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 01:07 | 2446515 williambanzai7
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The latest guesstimates are 6-7 billion. I'm sure it will be more.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 22:22 | 2446253 OldPhart
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That really changes the meaning of 'spank the monkey'.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 02:19 | 2446563 MsCreant
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No, it may still mean masturbation.

No offense intended to William, at all. It is stunning how little is being done about these fuckers. Visual combat is fine, but not if it does not inspire a little more (arrests). My sarcasm reflects my hopelessness at times.

The eclipse art was good.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 03:14 | 2446600 williambanzai7
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As I have said before, I have three motives:

1. Exposing the farce with visual humiliation;

2. Boosting morale among the troops;

3. Maintaining my own sanity/hope in the face of outrageous fraud by the entrenched elite.

If I accomplish any one of these on any given day, I am doing ok

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 07:11 | 2446789 margaris
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bravo maestro.

you dont have to justify yourself,

you are doing ten times more for the cause than all those who comment here together.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:14 | 2448274 MsCreant
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He certainly beats me, but be careful about that, you don't know who posts...

There are times I ROTFL, and there are times I feel like "So what?" The mastrubation comment should have been directed at everyone (myself included). It is discouraging at times.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 21:33 | 2446155 Arnold Ziffel
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I was going to tell a good chemistry joke to Banzai readers today, but saw all of them Argon.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 19:08 | 2445937 Wakanda
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Po' Jamie.

William's gonna do his thang on dat baaad banksta.

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 17:23 | 2445796 MolotovCockhead
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You are a Genius!! Capital G!! Salute!

Sun, 05/20/2012 - 16:43 | 2445650 Convolved Man
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Go ahead Mr. WB7,

 

Shock the Monkey.

 

 

We have good news and bad news.

It was revealed to our top monetary policy makers that time travel will be successfully invented and due to deteriorating economic conditions in the future, the best economic historians of the future have traveled to the present time in order to provide sound guidance to mitigate the coming global economic calamity.

We have followed their advice, which has been the basis for the recent bailout, stimulus, low Fed funds rate, and quantitative easing programs.

However, the latest emissaries from the future, talking monkey-men, arrived today and their recommendations are that we now institute sacrificial offerings of Keynesian devotees on a golden alter to appease the deficit spirits.

If this radical approach does not work, the monkey-men are prepared to travel further back in time and prevent the invention of financing.

Convolved Man, 12/05/2010

 

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