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FUCKED
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JAMIE'S GOT A GUN
(Aerosmith, Janies Got a Gun)
WilliamBanzai7

Dum, dum, dum, dummy what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound of my trader gun.
Dum, dum, dum, dummy what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it's the sound

Jamie's got a gun
Jamie's got a gun
His whole world's come undone
From lookin' straight at the tradin sun
What did this banksta daddy do?
What will they put him through?
They said when Jamie was arrested 
they found him underneath a whale of a trade
But man, he had it comin' Now that Jamie's got a gun 
he ain't never gonna be the same.

Jamie's got a gun
Jamie's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now JPM is on the run
Tell me now it's untrue.
What did this banksta daddy do?
He jacked his yields a ditty bitty
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under the lightning and the 
thunder knew that someone had to stop the t-r-a-d-e

Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the trade yeah yeah 
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

[Git stuff]

Jamie's got a gun
Jamie's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now JPM is on the run
What did this banksta daddy do?
It's Jamie's last I.FOOLED.U.
They had to take him down easy and put a bullet in his trading brain
He said 'cause nobody believes me. The man is such a banksta sleeze. 
He ain't never gonna be the same.

Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah 
yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the trade yeah yeah 
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
Run away, run away, run, run away

Jamie's got a gun
Jamie's got a gun
Jamie's got a gun
Everybody is on the run

Jamie's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Because Jamie's got a gun
Jamie's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
Jamie's got a gun

 

 

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Mon, 05/21/2012 - 22:24 | 2449558 Lumberjack
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WB, looks like you get a little mention here...

 

http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2012/05/must-see-film-michael-moore-meets...

 

 

 

 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 23:20 | 2449661 williambanzai7
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Yes, I helped out a little with Bailout.

It's a great film!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 21:42 | 2449473 rxmitch
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take the whack if you dont stack!!!!!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 18:23 | 2449050 bankruptcylawyer
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you were mentioned at 14.50 in this video....max keiser. 

http://youtu.be/p2havcDPMbA

well done! :)

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 18:16 | 2449034 max2205
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JPM down 25% off the highs.... Fucking facedouche lost less market cap Friday than JPM's. Lol

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 17:39 | 2448943 Careless Whisper
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Come on Mister Banzai7 you are so tough on this guy. He hasn't been accused of gang rape has he? or pimping? He is a legit banker loaning money to growing companies that make good use of new capital.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/05/21/dominique-strauss-kahn-gang-rape-pimping-allegations-to-be-examined-as-french-probe-opens/

 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 23:18 | 2449657 williambanzai7
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If you look at my posts last year you will see I was very tough on him. Now he is just a freak and that is why I don't bother posting something on him.
However two things seem pretty clear, someone used his well known character flaw to arrange his demise and yes he is a freak.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:47 | 2449328 NewWorldOrange
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He sent Bernanke a letter, uh yeah yeah

Just to try make his bank better

It said, "Bail me, bail me out some time!"

Cuz’ he knows what that'll get him

Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's beggin'
Oh, whoa, whoa, Jamie's beggin'

Now Jamie's been bailed out before
And he knows what the Fed is for
It should be a little, a little more
Ac-com-mo-dat-ive!

(cue awesome guitar solo)

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 18:28 | 2449059 MsCreant
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Wow! This guy is the real deal, a gang banger. HOLY SHIT. Even if he is being framed, he "ADMITS TO ATTENDING ORGIES" but hey, did not know the women were paid! Fucking incredible.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 23:22 | 2449666 williambanzai7
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Something straight out of Eyes Wide Shut. Kubrick knew more than he let on.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 23:34 | 2449683 MrPalladium
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Nobody (aside from you and me perhaps) seems to understand that "Eyes Wide Shut" is exactly the way the world really works and the way order is maintained in the top ranks.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 02:17 | 2449965 williambanzai7
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Just because people didn't like seeing Cruise and Kidman in the film doesn't mean Kubrik wasn't on to something. The truth is wealth lives by its own set of rules and morals.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 16:39 | 2448765 williambanzai7
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SOCIALMANIA con't

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 16:47 | 2448790 chunga
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I just learned from John that you worked on the BAILOUT movie!!!! What a small world indeed.

That movie is gonna be rock solid; somebody has to give it a good ZH bump!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:29 | 2450182 Lumberjack
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I am sure 'john' and the cast and crew of Bailout would really appreciate the exposure. It's a truly fantastic film. I have talked with executive producer John Titus quite a lot over the last year and understand they are going to do a sequel over in Europe.  

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 17:07 | 2448852 williambanzai7
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My input was mainly conceptual plus some cheerleading to help them through a brief doldrums. I love the film. GW will post something.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 19:26 | 2449159 General Debility
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I can't wait til July. I have poor impulse control like Jamie.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 17:34 | 2448929 chunga
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Yup, they put a lot of effort into it.

Whatever contribution you made I'm sure it's all good.

Max Keiser had them on as guests about a week ago. John comes in around the 13:00 mark.

Keiser Report: Central Bank Monarchs (E287)

Nice contrast to the PBS/Frontline cream puff...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 16:04 | 2448642 SILVERGEDDON
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Bitchez gonna get fiat fornication. Right where it hurts.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 15:55 | 2448620 justinius1969
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Mike Platt....Founder and CEO of Blucrest and former prop trader at the Morgue ineterviewed on Bloomberg today has revieled he is on the other side of the credit trades ... "They're not out of those positions. If we end up with a catasrtophe in europe in the short run, they're probably not positions that anyone would want to have". Positions they put on after finding "anomolies!" in the pricing of cerain credit derivatives.... snicgger... here sthe best quote "i dont think they could be described in any way as a hedge. I think its a trading loss. They deliberately put the positions on, the London whale, who has subsequently been harpooned , put the positions on"....

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 16:11 | 2448667 williambanzai7
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I suppose if you are a trader and you have done the necessary, this is one of those killer trades you dream about.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 16:40 | 2448766 BeetleBailey
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WB..I had no idea you had a joint in Vegas. Excellent! Do ZH faithful get a comp drink? Loose machines? Hot women staked out?

You should clean up!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 15:55 | 2448619 justinius1969
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Mike Platt....Founder and CEO of Blucrest and former prop trader at the Morgue ineterviewed on Bloomberg today has revieled he is on the other side of the credit trades ... "They're not out of those positions. If we end up with a catasrtophe in europe in the short run, they're probably not positions that anyone would want to have". Positions they put on after finding "anomolies!" in the pricing of cerain credit derivatives.... snicgger... here sthe best quote "i dont think they could be described in any way as a hedge. I think its a trading loss. They deliberately put the positions on, the London whale, who has subsequently been harpooned , put the positions on"....

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 15:17 | 2448498 willien1derland
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Your usual amazing display WB - Well done! Though there is a great deal to dislike about Jamie Dimon I truly dislike Gensler....the fact that he has done NOTHING for the MF Global VICTIMS is reprehensible....If turnabout is fair play I hope that he and all of the senior 'hooligans' of MF Global have their assets vaporized...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 15:25 | 2448528 williambanzai7
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Gensler is a useless parasite

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:07 | 2448250 Dan Conway
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This is great! 

On March 13th, JPM announces 20% dividend increase and $15 BILLION share buyback.  Share price = $43.  Today, announced big trading losses and termination of share buyback.  Share price = $32.50.  Buy high and sell low?  This is what I would expect from Obama's banker.  Jamie better negotiate an all-cash severence payment. 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 16:21 | 2448705 Broccoli
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Insiders wanted to sell at a good price obviously.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:08 | 2448248 SqueekyFromm
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I like nursery rhymes and stuff, sooo here is one I just made up, based on The Grand Old Duke Of York:

OH, the Mighty Prince of Whales

They said he had to "hedge."

And so he made a stupid bet,

Now he's on the window ledge.

 

Now when you're up, it's GREAT!

Your bonus soars, no doubt.

But when you're down, it really sucks

And you beg for a bail out.

 

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

(PS: WB7, you owe me a keyboard for the Jamie Dimon, "Thar She Blows" image.)

 

 

 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:18 | 2448288 williambanzai7
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Where have you been?!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 15:15 | 2448497 SqueekyFromm
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OH, I have been focusing on some other stuff for the last six months or so, but I still check out zerohedge daily. I guess I need to get back to blogging about serious stuff again.

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 15:27 | 2448531 williambanzai7
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Lots of serious stuff is happening. Welcome back

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 15:42 | 2448590 SqueekyFromm
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Thank you for missing me. Yes, things are turning even more serious. I love Obama's "Geesh, can you Europeans pretty please print some more money so I can get re-elected???" OMG, the gall.

Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:56 | 2448215 williambanzai7
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LAW OF THE SEA

Jamie thinks he's in control
But risk is now taking its toll
His hubris is rank
He'll bet the whole bank
But risk may just swallow him whole

The Limerick King

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:00 | 2448228 WALLST8MY8BALL
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What's the best Tuna? Dimon of JP!

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:32 | 2449305 margaris
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bluääch!!!
i was eating...

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 18:15 | 2449029 Jay Gould Esq.
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"Sorry, Charlie!"

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:50 | 2448192 sgt_doom
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Welcome to the Wonderland

Warren Buffett has enjoyed tons of publicity recently as a fantasy tax advocate (as if either Warren’s company, or his daddy, Sen. Buffett, ever attempted paying their share of taxes? ? ).

Strange for a guy whose company has been in tax court forever, battling to avoid paying back taxes?

Strange for a guy who heavily and successfully lobbied against any oversight on credit derivatives when Dodd-Frank legislation was being formulated; credit derivatives are not only involved with ultra-leveraging (shadow banking) and ultra-leveraged speculation, but also tax evasion and tax avoidance, off-balance-sheet equals untaxed as does offshore translate to untaxed; and swaps are routinely used to avoid the paying of capital gains tax.

Just doesn’t make any sense, now does it?

Whatever in creation Warren Buffett is, he ain’t no tax advocate!

Nick Hanauer has recently made some noise about inequality, writing about it along with a friend, Eric Liu (Skull & Bones, Yale).  Now Hanauer is the founder of the League of Education Voters, yet another Gates Foundation-funded privatization of education ploy for the upper 1%.

Just doesn’t make any sense, now does it?

Sorry, but Hanauer’s concern sounds far more like the typical re-posturing for economic warfare reasons.

Paul Krugman’s appearance at Seattle’s Town Hall was immediately sold out --- but why?

Oh lordy, the fools and witless ones believe Krugman to be a liberal, because he writes a column with a title claiming to be one?

Sorry, Charlie, but Krugman has long been in that group promoting the offshoring of America:  offshoring jobs, offshoring technology, offshoring R&D work, offshoring investment --- that is, the dismantling of the American economy.

Now Krugman repositions himself as a “liberal” – sure he’s against austerity; anyone who isn’t has self-identified as the enemy of the people, either a member of lackey of the banksters!

Except, what good does more stimulus do without addressing the structural problems which resulted from the offshoring of everything --- the disinvestment and defunding and privatizing of America?

Just doesn’t make any sense, now does it?

Actually, it really primarily aids the banksters.

The last federal stimulus, a goodly portion going overseas thanks to waivers signed by then-Secretary of Commerce, Gary Locke, now Ambassador to China, went to keeping public service employees employed (police, firefighters, teachers, etc.), and those people who earned over $50,000 per year tended to vote Tea Party goons, who then stopped the revenue sharing, causing those public service union people to become unemployed!  (Just examine the exit polling data from the Wisconsin voters who elected Gov. Walker --- sure hope they finally learned their lesson, but I seriously doubt it!)

We definitely do require a massive federal stimulus --- along with a massive restructuring of the US economy --- it was dismantled and restructured away from a consumer-based society to a fantasy finance structure, benefitting the banksters --- high time people realized this!

Finally, a few years back, there was publicity around President Kennedy’s assassination for some reason, and NPR ran one of those purely propaganda snarky stories of theirs.

A columnist from South Carolina was retiring from writing his “The Rambler” column and related a supposedly “chilling” anecdotal vignette about how, one time among his ramblings, he met a woman who said she had been stationed in Japan with Lee Harvey Oswald and she stated that Oswald spent all his spare time practicing at the Marine Corps rifle range.

Besides being at complete variance with statements of those who really were stationed with Oswald in Japan, there is simply no way in Hell that females were allowed at USMC firing ranges in the 1950s --- NO WAY, NO HOW, NO EVER!

Just never happened --- yet NPR was pushing that fictional piece as fact!

Just doesn’t make any sense, now does it?

It's called co-opting, whereby the bad guys, the fraudsters, take over and frame the discussions, which inevitably leads to their framing of the "solutions."

Sadly, it works when everyone remains ignorant!

Welcome to the Wonderland!

Sources:

http://techrights.org/2012/03/05/privatization-of-education-system/

http://techrights.org/wiki/index.php/Gates_Foundation_Critique

http://www.counterpunch.org/2012/05/16/paul-krugmans-economic-blinders/

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:49 | 2448187 TrustWho
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....waiting for the bang

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:42 | 2448163 ptoemmes
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You weren't kidding yesterday...just freaking awesome.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:03 | 2448236 williambanzai7
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This is what happens when I spread project over three days ;-)

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:41 | 2448155 SourNStout
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Well Done WB7!!

prediction: $5B in "whale trading losses"

Ended stock buyback---why since JPM is such a great value???

Jamie Dimon remains Bankster #1

 

Audit---Expose---End it

 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:46 | 2448181 williambanzai7
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There was a report today that we are talking 6-7 Billion assuming the situation does not get worse, which it probably will.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:59 | 2448226 Sancho Ponzi
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That shark is a hedgie, and there are lots more sharks a comin'.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 14:01 | 2448230 williambanzai7
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Yes indeedy ;-)

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:54 | 2448207 SourNStout
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Next stop for Dimon - Treasury Secratary

Bonuses for the prop traders

Losses for the bag holders

 

The system works! 

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:59 | 2448224 williambanzai7
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JACKASS CFTC

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:38 | 2448145 Kastorsky
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Kastorsky like

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:40 | 2448151 slaughterer
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Banzai, I like this, but pick up the Van Halen classic "Jamie's Crying" and play with it.

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 20:26 | 2449295 Squid Vicious
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Yes! but replace chorus with "Hymies Cryin'"

Mon, 05/21/2012 - 13:59 | 2448225 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Howabut- Bowies "Diamond Dogs" ?

This ain't tradin - this is genocide!

As they bailed JP out of the oxygen tent

You asked for the latest party

With your silicon Valley and your London Whaley

 

Dressed like a priest you was 


Ben Bernank's freak you was

Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee

I'm sure JPs protected, for it's plain to see

The Dimon Dogs are poachers, and they hide behind trees

Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal

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