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JuNCKeRNoMiCS: NIGERIAN SCAM?

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AND NOW FOR AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM CLAUDE JUNCKER...

 

The catapults Juncker is loading
The plan to save Greece is exploding
If the core takes a hit
He'll start launching shit
To keep the EU from imploding

The Limerick King

 

EURO FAIL NIGERIAN SCAM?

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FACEBOOK 419

 

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Tue, 05/22/2012 - 19:37 | 2453292 celticgold
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nice labial bulge !

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 14:25 | 2451841 bankruptcylawyer
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dude. you were on a plateau for a while and now you're genius is accelerating to new levels. you are fucking brilliant. don't let this get to your damn head though.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 11:03 | 2451022 Downtoolong
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The newpaper article is priceless. I'm keeping that one for my files.

 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:25 | 2450565 No Hedge
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his wife will help him to penetrate in chinese market

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:07 | 2450466 tamboo
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what could possibly go wrong?

 

OMG! Chinese Advertising UEFA Euro 2012
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 12:01 | 2451248 sockratte
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any translation available?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:06 | 2450773 spanish inquisition
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my security software did not like the above link

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 08:45 | 2450366 williambanzai7
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MODERN LOVE 2.0

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 08:52 | 2450395 malikai
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Nice legs! She's not too bad either.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:53 | 2450710 BLACK_DOG
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they go all the way up!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 08:33 | 2450331 Fix It Again Timmy
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FaceBook - ubiquituous cell phone conversations plus idle mind ramblings immortalized in 1's and 0's - now that's something I would pay good money for...........

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:26 | 2450234 mantrid
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marvelous!!!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:17 | 2450225 bank guy in Brussels
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WB7 may have encapsulated aggressive globalised capitalism here with that hilarious headline:

« Self-made scammer lost life savings of other people's stolen life savings »

Ha!

This Facebook IPO bomb may be a real historical turning point, maybe 'the last rodeo'

- Maybe the last huge internet IPO scam

- Maybe the last huge IPO scam of the Western world even

Someday, decades from now, when many of us are perhaps scrabbling to grow vegetables and potatoes, we may pause our garden work for a break and a laugh, and say,

'Remember when people thought they were going to be able to retire by investing in ... what was the name of that damn CIA website that went public ... Yeah, Facebook! ... Frackin' Facebook ... Ha!'

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:40 | 2450252 williambanzai7
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FACEBOOK MAGAZINE

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:36 | 2450906 Nobody For President
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OK, Time to average down with another share.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:12 | 2450490 Praetor
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Does his dog, beard, sleeping bag, tarpaulin and fat gut also have a FB profile?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 14:19 | 2451210 SILVERGEDDON
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No. His fucked up traumatized military veteran PTSD psyche inherited by serving his country so you would have the freedom to stroke off those words of wisdom has a FB profile, though. That amputated leg probably helps to remind him how he got to tarp and dog status. Time for you to go for a walk off a short pier, insensitive rat bastard that you have portrayed yourself to be. He is 10 times the man you will ever be, and has my respect for his sacrifice, even if it was for all the wrong reasons. He stepped up, and you stepped down. 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 03:29 | 2454132 Praetor
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Hey stupid cunt,  I aint a yank and he has both legs. Open your fucken eyes.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 08:32 | 2450324 mrpxsytin
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  • Just one of millions of contributors to Facebook's advertising revenues.

     

    "Need a new tarp? Well Homes for the Homeless have got everything you need! We accept food stamps."

     

 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 08:12 | 2450297 malikai
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D630. Not a bad laptop. A bit vintage, but it does VT and you can stick a lot of ram in it. Clearly this guy is a professional.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:23 | 2450850 xavi1951
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He is a professional.  It's WB7.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 11:42 | 2451170 williambanzai7
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I've got some years to go

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:30 | 2450237 YHC-FTSE
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Thanks.

"Maybe the last huge IPO scam"

Doubtful. Twitter is the next one to froth up the great unwashed, and for as long as the scam artists/gangsters (You know, JPM, GS, et al) get all the government funding they want, they will repeat and rinse the whole charade.

Considering all the sound advice floated on ZH for months, I'm surprised nobody has confessed to making money off FB on Friday. 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:38 | 2450246 williambanzai7
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I don't think twitter is going to go public. They will be bought out.

There is no business model that fits twitter, even in lala Web 2.0land.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 10:00 | 2450738 YHC-FTSE
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+1 Of couse, there is no business model that fits twitter but that never stops the squid from scamming what's left of retail. We've seen a couple of touts on the twitter ipo already this year (all before fb fell flat on its face).

Anyway, super job as usual - particularly your contribution on the Bailout video. Thanks mate.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:15 | 2450221 hangemhigh77
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I hope his new "wife" de-nuts him.  Boy is she a dog, but then again look at him. The guy has looks that leaves a stomach turning on first impression.  He looks rather reptillian. 

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:15 | 2450218 I_Am_
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Hah Hah Hah......wonderful close to the day here in the east anyway. tks WB7.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:12 | 2450216 RECISION
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"... you CAN make this shit up..."

Brilliant.  :-)

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:54 | 2450201 malikai
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He just looks like a right cunt, doesn't he? Suckerberg, that is.

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:30 | 2450238 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Gunt! Google Cunt!

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:56 | 2450272 Colombian Gringo
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What do you expect after 2000 years of inbreeding?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:06 | 2450456 Don Diego
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well he got an Asian wife, maybe the Tribe, after destroying the Western Peoples, will get some Chinese Han genes to find a new host in China?

Tue, 05/22/2012 - 09:44 | 2450675 Disenchanted
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"to find a new host in China?"

 

that had been my thought as well, but now I'm wondering if it may be India??

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