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MaY YoU LiVe In InTeReSTiNG TiMES...
"May you live in interesting times", is reputed to be an ancient Chinese proverb and curse. I can construct an argument that living in interesting times can be a bad thing or a good thing, after all, there is another well known proverb that says:
"Change is opportunity."
One thing's for sure, we certainly do live in interesting times don't we?
Leave it to Banzai7 to show you a few reasons why...
REASON NO 1: EUROPE
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One Banzai7 operative sent a hilarious message today: "My house is at Circle Jerkos"!
ROFLOL!!!!!
REASON NO 2: FACEBOOK
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Facebook is fubar we're told
Their stock is not one you should hold
A sign of the times
Of structural crimes
As smart money clings to their gold
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Mark is enjoying a smoke
Not caring his stock is a joke
Mark is now rich
A snide spoiled bitch
While public investors are broke
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Facebook was loaded with gas
To lure in the lemmings en masse
The hopium high
Led sheeple to buy
When will Kleptocracy pass?
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Users of Facebook were quiet
Till Klepocrats told us to buy it
So now bring a friend
This shit has to end
We're forming the first Facebook riot
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REASON NO 3: JP MORONS
Jamie is squeezing one out
His future is surely in doubt
Despite what we heard
His bank is a turd
And soon it will suffer a rout
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REASON NO 4: THE CRONY RASCALS
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These rascals have stolen our gold
Most of our wealth they now hold
Barackwheat & Porky
May look young & dorky
But games that they play are quite old
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Just remember one thing as we live through these interesting times together:
"Initiative come to thems that wait."--From A Clockwork Orange
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how the pixels yield to your blade
each day a new triumph is made
the tyrants laid low
with a banzai-like show
a champion for the betrayed
G mail, Face shit, and US Postal Service - all three are over leveraged, and full of junk. Lots of paper to burn at all three. Smokey the Bear says, " Only you can prevent paper investment fires - don't buy any. "
"Austerity" expressed as a queef. Now that's art!
I tried doing it in gold but it was illegible...so I flushed ;-)
I like how you put Merkel's face on the XY side, to avoid any confusion!
"Bond, joint & several"...I think I just pee'd my pants a little.
Anyone know where i can get a good gyro near the Circlejerkos metro station?
+1.25 Euros WB!
where is Circle Jerkos on the Bansai Metro map?
never mind, found it...
thanks to WB for sharing the awesome art display.
Pappy's Diner on the way to the airport...
And there’s a nice souvlaki stand about two blocks east at the corner of Clusterfokalous and Hairkutime (near the main entrance of the Smegmapolis).
But the grilled wiennie are looking pretty good.
When the shit is flying furiously in the news, I press the pedal to the metal.
WB7-Dude u gonna b bizzy as the avalanche starts up. Can the pedal keep up? Can you????? drinkin' from a fire hose. - Ned
{OT-but heads up. The no-shit WAR ON WOMEN. Jack Booted Thugs are going after our local java competition to SBUX. Good story at http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20220524coffee_house_chai... }
If you look at my history and portfolio, you will notice that keeping up is not an issue with me.
My output throttles back when the news is flat. During those periods I turn my attention to other things.
lmao: not questionin' ur -man- ... er ... throughput-hood. more a twig on where stuff is comin' and, well, have you been drinkin' your Ensure sufficiently to keep up. After all, we all here need u to keep u here "in the program".
- Ned
Wow, I mean wow it took me 10 minutes just to scroll to the bottom of the page at a good pace.
I'll have to go back over it later to appreciate all of the clever WB7 jokes and barbs.
Thanks William!
Barackwheat indeed.
But it's not otay, Porky.
This is the absolute BEST post you both have ever done! Had me cracking up! A double drink for both of you. Limerick King at his finest, and a Banzai feast! I swear you could charge admission for this one!
Add Corzine to the Crony Rascals!
"There must be someway outta here"
Sorry, got some bad news for you;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1xUD6MWmSAc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_L4RtU1iRg
Oh my god, you lads have been on the overtime sauce big time, even given there is a shitpot bunch of 'you-can't-make-this-shit-up' stuff out there...
Truly laugh out loud, just after getting stuffed by the PPT the last hour, no less - and that's hard to get a laugh out of me after screaming at the monitor for 10 minutes...
Thanks again!
Should be titled " Dirty deals done dirt cheap ! " with thanks to ACDC.
I find it fascinating just how recognizable Bankfiend is in that pic.
Took me a minute to recognize Max Keiser in the cookout photo.
Thank you for putting a name to the BBQ kid. I knew that face, but it just wasn't coming to me.
I like Max's strategy of focusing on the biggest shit house on the block. Take down JPM and the whole thing crumbles.
A great, eclectic selection of Banzai Masterworks...until the Max (kicked off the Street for insider-trading) Keiser thing. He's just a Jewish version of Henry (kicked off the Street for insider-trading) Blodgett. Ticked off because the Big Boyz are getting away w it...and he didn't. Sorta like Annie Barnhardt re Corzine. But we'll leave that sad tale for another time.
I did that when everyone was posting muppet pictures. Naturally I upped the ante, using a couple of gimmicks to get it to work;-)
"Crony Rascals"
Bravo both of you.
if we dont tak the rights, al-qaeda will get the rights
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8022/7264230914_14cdc4571d_b.jpg
Dosnt matter which one of them Cia reads all of them!
Fantastic as always.Mr Zai!
I wanted to mark the envelope confidential, but you would need a microscope to read it.
Which do you want to read your mail? choose now! Now
LMAO
LMAO William! Bravo!
I'll have to go through this again tonight.
You are one righteous dude WB7! And Limeric King, Wow I want to party with you man! Thanks for the laughs - this one is a master peice
Ok WB... stop it!! JUST STOP IT!! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! ROTFLMAO!!
YOU FORGOT TO WARN US THIS WAS A DRINK FREE ZONE!!! ITS 11PM AND NOW I AM ROTFLMAO!!!!
GREAT WORK!! The hidden satire is pure genius!!
you out did yourself...again
Citizen Bain! LOL!!