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ZH EXCLUSIVE: EURO BRieFiNG WiTH BaNZai7 AND THe LiMeRiCK KiNG

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THE HOPIUM LOCKER
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Draghi is feeling the load

The debt is about to explode

It isn't a shocker

He's in the hurt locker

The hopium line he has towed

 

The Limerick King

 

MERKEL AND THE BLACK SWANN (Tweaked)

Merkel knows things can't go on
Keynesian growth is a con
The bill has come due
Her options are few
Embracing the final black swan

The Limerick King

 

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AUSTERITE GOTHIQUE

 

AS A REMINDER...

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EURO PIIGS DECISION TREE
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Sat, 05/26/2012 - 10:12 | 2465105 New_Meat
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WB7: OT, but your merkel-gothic lookin' like granny warren, here in the Commonwealth.  She's digging a hole deep enough to expose the whole race-baiting industry.

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/25/Report-Warren-Opted-In-... (but, white is a color)

and bald-face lyin':

http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2012/05/24/Elizabeth-Warren-Wont-A...

She's in a box and will be bringin' Havhad down as well.

- Ned

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:32 | 2464531 Trimmed Hedge
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"BREAKFAST NOT ADVISABLE"

 

Would u recommend the brunch, perchance..?

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:32 | 2464458 Mareka
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Good god bOnZaI7!!! How do you generate this stuff every day?!?!?!!!

You are one sick genius!

Draghi at Dwarf scale in the Hopium bomb disposal suit, serious as a heart attack.  ..I'm cry'n here!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:22 | 2464445 Yen Cross
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 Naked Germans and Germaphobic Socialists. I can't stop laughing. Well done Banzai -7

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:22 | 2464360 Manthong
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Disgusting, Demented, Demeaning.. brilliant..

And that is one hideous mutant black swan Angela is hugging.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:57 | 2463343 TSA gropee
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That's some funny-ass shit WB. Although Frau M lookin' hot.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 14:14 | 2463163 pasmurf
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OMG-pray more-fogedaboutit, switch to Buddhism and good luck bowing to the statue of the fat guy, maybe even the fat lady will start singing for the end of the Euro.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:54 | 2463107 ReligiousAtheist1
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This is an instant classic from WB7

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 13:27 | 2463014 Dr. Kananga
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Best. Flowchart. Evah!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:57 | 2462901 skepticCarl
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Great job, Banzai and King.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:55 | 2462889 ALANBEEKMAN
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The Eurozone always took care of me

Promised to love me unto eternity

But the PIIGS is broke,

...and I'm going to choke

When I'm up to my neck in austerity!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:06 | 2462654 oldgasII
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Und how many frogs have you boiled  in der last hour?

One Fra. Merkel!

Enough of dat ineficient process. Here, you put a dozen frogs into das pot. No flame under das pot.

Then you back off 2 meters and throw en der 5 grams of  fused SEMTEX.  

Boom! Frogs stunned and dead. Collect and cook rapidly for effiecient use of fuel. 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:58 | 2462598 Nachdenken
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Full Friday, your Muse is turned on today.  Thanks again.  Your pictures are worth more than any words, say it all. 

The crown of thorns needs a cross.  Bin gespannt.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:07 | 2462350 Nobody For President
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I though Merkel with the blalck swan and crown of Euro thorns was one for the ages - then I got to the flowchart. 

Funnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee.

The partnership with the Limerick King is a match made in heaven - may you both live long and prosper!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:27 | 2462439 nope-1004
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The Limmerick King beautifully opines

Bonzai's Art adds to the chimes

They both don't say very much

But get right to the clutch

And do it in only 5 lines

 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:45 | 2462219 moofph
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...maybe we should take another look at the frog in the boiling water again...it seems to be made out of paper and is just gettng all soggy and droopy.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:40 | 2462201 shovelhead
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Not really sure Merkel is embracing that black swan as much as she's she's trying to restrain it from eating some nice juicy children.

And then herself.

Funny how those black swans get loose and eat everything in sight.

 Hedge swan droppings with golden eggs.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 10:05 | 2462036 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
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Merkel's Murkin must have been removed for our viewing pleasure.

Very nice Banzai.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:39 | 2461946 Cognitive Dissonance
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Wowser! Two underappreciated geniuses, Banzai7 and The Limerick King, under the same roof? I think I'm gonna swoon.

{sigh}

:>)

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 07:25 | 2464932 old naughty
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Wowser2! everyday he's being appreciated more...and more, cog dis. poetry in pics.

Thanks for sharing.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:35 | 2461932 Zero Govt
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Wonderful chart Banzai ...even a dickhed (PIIG) could follow it

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:18 | 2462409 diogeneslaertius
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Borrow More Dude

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:32 | 2461925 williambanzai7
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WAY TO GUERNICA

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 12:00 | 2462613 Nachdenken
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Well on our way now...

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:24 | 2462430 wherewasi
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Ahhhh... great ref. WB.  Guernica is the perfect rep. for the devestation and savagery wrought by these scum.

Sat, 05/26/2012 - 10:46 | 2465189 greyghost
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pony up dude....and let's follow the bombers

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:17 | 2462401 diogeneslaertius
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It’s a game called the New World Order

A big gang and they thrive on disorder

Surrounded by debt

We are caught in their net

As the web feeds back bits to the spider

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 11:13 | 2462383 diogeneslaertius
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visual poetry

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:33 | 2461921 Mr Kurtz
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There once was a European Keynesian named Gates,

Who danced a monetizing fandango on skates,

Till he slipped on a Merkelian cutless,

Rendering prosperity ponzi's schemes nutless,

And will soon end up begging Bernanke for dates.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:25 | 2461909 Al Huxley
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I love those flowcharts.

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:18 | 2461889 diogeneslaertius
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rrrrrr!

 

nice try Hans

 

now are you ready to go to Double Austerity Jeaporady where the scores can really change?

that Hopium Locker Image is going to keep me awake at night with its elegantly damning reality

 

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:14 | 2461880 Hulk
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The limerick king rings true

The bill is about to come due

The can has been kicked

were about to get dicked

I hope everyone is well stocked in lube!!!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 15:18 | 2462246 DaveyJones
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math is a wonderful thing

in reality and science it's king

but people in power

use it like a golden shower

from DC all the way to Beijing   

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:14 | 2461878 diogeneslaertius
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you poor PIIG clusterfuck

 

oh banzai, you slay me

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:12 | 2461873 diogeneslaertius
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CONGRATULATIONS!

 

YOUR PAPERS ARE IN ORDER!

 

YOU MAY BOROW MORE!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:09 | 2461856 falak pema
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borrow more ! lol, the magical potion. In for a drachma, in for a trillion. And with maturity dates in next century!

Fri, 05/25/2012 - 09:08 | 2461852 Terminus C
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nice way to start the day.  I'd be laughing if it wasn't so true.

"did you fuck up with debt"? --> "You stupid fuck"-->  zeitgeist.

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