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BaCK PeDaLiNG THe ESSeNTiaL CHaRTS oF 2012...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 01/01/2013 13:08 -0400

This chart makes it perfectly clear
How Klepto-Marxism is here
Both Parties make good
A reverse Robin Hood
So peasants get poked in the rear

The Limerick King

Goldman sure knows how to screw
It's what they're paid billions to do
Although there's a chart
It's more a black art
How they've managed to rape me and you

THE LIMERICK KING

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The fools think that debt's still expanding
An infinite misunderstanding
There is no free lunch
Here comes the big crunch
We're in for a very hard landing

The Limerick King

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Tue, 01/01/2013 - 19:56 | 3113174 weyes1

I had my first, second, third, fourth and fifth drink before getting to Financial Stool.

That's when sprayed my sixth all over my laptop. What a fricken mess.

As good a reason as any to leave ZH and go dig the old lady out of the snowbank. She's been waiting for me for over an hour.

Thanks WB. This bodes well for 2013.

Wed, 01/02/2013 - 05:45 | 3114298 old naughty

WB put things into perspective be-fitting to this part of the universe.

Too bad too few appreciate them like ZH'ers do. Sigh.

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 15:43 | 3112583 the grateful un...

maybe flow chart man should have a large penis with wings and that bag of illusory wealth should be a rolling donut..

just saying all these banker guys have a screw everyone attitude..

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 14:32 | 3112412 Dollar Bill Hiccup

I used to laugh.

Now it just looks like everyday perception.

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 13:27 | 3112272 williambanzai7

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 18:14 | 3112949 Bohm Squad

In case of outlier...price will solve everything. :)

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 18:41 | 3113011 duo

The ponzi gradient is the partial derivative of the fraud function in vector space, the three variables being criminality, profit (a potential field), and risk of being caught.

Since the financial universe coalesced in 1913, lines of equal fraud potential are orthogonal to criminal risk potential, so the dot product of these two vectors is zero in the presence of SEC porn.

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 23:15 | 3113743 Wakanda

Since SEC porn holds the ponzi universe in equilibrium, a black swan would flap its wings, alter the flow of porn to the SEC, and upset the balance between fraud and criminal risk potential vectors. Then all sorts of bad shit happens fast.

Bankster solution: keep the porn flowing - special T3 line for the SEC

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 22:06 | 3113571 Skateboarder

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 22:12 | 3113596 duo

needs Stephen Hawking voice....

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 21:22 | 3113409 Enslavethechild...

uncontrolable laughter due to excessive truth... I just accidently blew snot all over my lap and my favorite shirt....

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 13:27 | 3112271 Nobody For President

Oh my fucking god - I started chuckling and it just got stronger amd stronger and I wound up with tears in my eyes - literally I was laughing so hard I started crying. I remember most of those charts, but collectively, piled one after another, way too much for New Years Day, especially after reading (a lot of) the 157 page piece of shit the Senate passed at 2 am DC time this morning.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for sanity disguised as satire in the midst of bad craziness disguised as 'government' and 'markets' and all the other buzz word bs.

Trophies - I need trophies!

And another brandy...

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 13:54 | 3112252 Zer0head

hard to believe it's only been a hundred years

http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=F50D10F73B5B13738DDDA9...

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 23:34 | 3113779 SafelyGraze

"every federal reserve bank must maintain reserves in gold or lawful money of not less than 35 per cent."

"the amount of gold in each federal reserve bank, together with the amount deposited by it with the treasury, shall equal 40 per cent of the federal reserve notes in actual circulation."

Golly, Mr Roosevelt .. with all that monetary expansion coming up due the the war to end all wars et cetera, where in the world will they find enough gold to maintain 40 per cent? Huh, Mr Roosevelt? Where?

_{and what the heck is that "lawful money"?}

Tue, 01/01/2013 - 19:30 | 3113127 boogerbently