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HoW To PRoPeRLY CoMMeMoRaTe The 112th LuBe JoB (Congress)

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LUBE MAGAZINE COVER

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PORK BANDIT

 

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CRAZY BOEHNER
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BOEHNER THE CLOWN
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GREAT GOP CIRCUS FIRE OF 2013

 

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I HAVE A WEIRD BOEHNER

 

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Fri, 01/04/2013 - 12:07 | 3122210 Miles Kendig
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Hey WB7, are ya gonna do a Judge Colleen McMahon in her Ku Klux Klan dress from the bench to celebrate her ruling?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:47 | 3119442 JohnFrodo
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Wierd Bohner, thats great

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:23 | 3119605 saturn
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Ultimate depictive psychological study of the greatest world psychopats by Banzai7.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:19 | 3119304 the grateful un...
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cant say much for boehner, but the house is definitely not under POTUS status quo rules. (this is a little like animal house? will POTUS give them double secret probation?) and they  knew they were going to hate themselves in the morning, but they did it anyway. ( my advice to you is start drinking heavily ) but there's still the parade, ah yes, the inauguration. now what do we have in store?

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:10 | 3119263 Salon
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Orders from central command to all patriots lol

http://www.bob-owens.com/2012/12/what-youll-see-in-the-rebellion/

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:59 | 3119217 Stud Duck
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William, are you changing your residence to Colorado soon? A "revolution" is occuring out there right now! The potheads are now consulted on "how to do it?" The people that don't smoke the stuff are realizing they can legally grow 6 plants, 2 lbs a plant @ $3K is a nice little side job for vacation money!

I grew up there on a farm/ranch in the 50's and 60's. got drafted and ended up in a small cheap state college, stayed to raise cattle and work as a insurance adjuster. I am certainly planning on a change of address soon.

I am super suprised that the new laws/rights in Colorado, the federal delima on enforcement are not addressed here on ZH. I know a "bag: is going to have some barter value in a collaspe, possible more than heavy metals in the right venue.

Your thoughts??????

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 21:55 | 3120812 williambanzai7
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Guns and pot, ironic isn't it.?

I don't have any plans. But if I was in the market for a ski house, Colorado would be at the top of the list.

Fri, 01/04/2013 - 07:24 | 3121428 Stud Duck
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Forgot to complement you on the clips, great one with Boehner as a clown, had to look at it for a minute, but his frown made it all come together.

If you try Colorado, the south area, around Trinidad west is really good area, not so high, not so much snow, cool people, not the yuppie nose in the air like up north.

On the guns and pot thing, have been around both booze and guns, then pot and guns, the pot and guns senario is much safer. Especially if you spending the night on a fire base that you know is going to get hit that night by the "dragon". The boozers have a hard time getting their shit together from a booze stupor, the pot hounds did much better at keeping schatchel charges from getting close to a bunker and thrown in.

Keep up the combat, but remember, it s a long tour of duty, ya gotta get up everyday out of the hole you slept in, sling you weapon and pack and start putting one foot in frt of another, hope you make it through the day to dig another hole to sleep in, If you make it through the ordeal, its all gravy from there on.. in the end all you got to get over is that adrenilin rush, which is a hard addiction or mover come.! 

It looks like to me it is "fix bayonets" time to me!!!

 

 

 

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:47 | 3119142 Beau Tox
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Oh, NO!  Baby Boehner Bobo.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:24 | 3119610 saturn
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You say it's going to grow up moar?!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 13:13 | 3119022 azzhatter
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Need a picture of Boner bending over Christie

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:59 | 3118960 GottaBKiddn
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Redifining "having a seat in Congress". "Representing" my ass.

Over the edge again, Mr. Banz!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:57 | 3118953 ptoemmes
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A lube job woud imply a slippery enabling substance was used....doesn't feel that way to me.

 

I do love the pink boner.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:54 | 3118941 Dr. Engali
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My wife usually takes care of a crazy boner for me or it eventually goes away after a morning pee....this guy just keeps hanging around screwing everybody.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:48 | 3118930 stant
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i am lono bitchez

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:46 | 3118687 williambanzai7
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South Korea's toilet theme park: http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/south-koreas-toilet-theme-park.html

h/t @stockbitch

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:36 | 3119396 NotApplicable
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Who gives a shit. :P

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:39 | 3118904 Agent P
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Obviously built to one up North Korea's dirt-hole-in-the-floor theme park.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:40 | 3118662 Lost Wages
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If your Crazy Boehner lasts for more than 4 hours, please go to the ER.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 12:33 | 3118881 Zer0head
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it's already been two years and I think this Boner is going to last for two more

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 11:24 | 3118623 williambanzai7
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Meanwhile in the land of choom and palm trees...

 

HAWAII DEBT BRO

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 23:36 | 3121054 ShakaZulu
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You have a gift Bonsai.  Pure genius.  Too bad your talent is being wasted on us no good 99 percenters!  There's no money in it brah!

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:30 | 3119361 BeetleBailey
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The Great Facillitator.....OCuntus....Mr. Blah Blah Blah - rhetoric for the dumbed down/freeloaders, special interest/union....types....

Arrogant Fucker....

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 14:14 | 3119276 the grateful un...
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whats with all these hawaiian vacations, its almost as if the man is trying convince himself that he was born there

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:28 | 3119641 kaiserhoff
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Dose of reality tonic:

 

1961 - Hawaii - 5 years BEFORE Guess Who's Coming to Dinner came out.

Unwed white woman whelps a black pup, and no one, absolutely fucking NO ONE on the whole damn island remembers anything about it.  Yeah, right.

Thu, 01/03/2013 - 15:22 | 3119604 kaiserhoff
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You expect the poor man to limit himself to ONE Hawaiian vacation over the holidays???

And exactly what holiday does Rufus von Woodpile celebrate?

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