Congress Is Less Popular than Cockroaches, Lice, Root Canals, Colonoscopies, Traffic Jams, Used Car Salesmen or Genghis Khan

George Washington's picture

We’ve previously noted that Congress is less popular among Americans than Communism, BP during the Gulf oil spill, Nixon during Watergate or King George during the American Revolution.

Public Policy Polling has a new poll out showing that Congress is less popular than:

  • Cockroaches
  • Lice
  • Root Canals
  • Colonoscopies
  • Traffic Jams
  • Used Car Salesmen
  • or Genghis Khan

The poll did not examine whether – as in China – politicians are viewed as less trustworthy than prostitutes.   But given that regulators sleep with industry-bought prostitutes, it is hard to tell where one ends and the other starts.

Postscript:  Obviously, my comparison of politicians with prostitutes is not factually correct, is over-the-top, unfair and offensive.  We extend a sincere apology … to the “professional” women.

Politicians are not prostitutes … they are in fact pimps.

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SKY85hawk's picture

The voters sell votes for Favors from their CONgress person and all the other elected Great Ones.

It's still better than having a King & his royal court, or have we gotten ourselves many kings?

pragmatic hobo's picture

why involve Genghis-Kahn? As far as I know he was a great warrior.

Fix It Again Timmy's picture

We have a Congress because lobbyists cannot enact legislation by themselves and yes, that is pathetic...

 

TSA gropee's picture

I see the US government and perhaps all governments playing out a giant Stanford prison experiment, with the one exception being the fact that most prisoners have no clue that they indeed are... Prisoners.

AnAnonymous's picture

Hard times to be a servant to the 'american' middle class.

'Americans' run a business of extorting the weak, farming the poor.

They adopt adequate behaviours as such.

It is very common for a pimp to despize prostitutes, drugs dealers drug addicts etc

Yet pimps, drugs dealers live off prostitutes, drugs addicts...

'Americans', same behaviours.

Dont feel for the 'american' servants, they learned the lesson a long time ago and know how to help themselves to compensate for the lack of gratefulness shown by their 'american' master,the 'american' middle class.

DOT's picture

Tried growing some "poor", I had poor results.

blindman's picture

congressional representation is sent to washington
as a stud but arrives as a mule because their function
is to increase the debt of those they represent, and they
do that, while them that sent them, and they themselves,
do not know the difference between issuing money and
borrowing money. i think it is that simple and should
be obvious to anyone paying attention.
.
whatever. they are pimps of usury

d edwards's picture

Why so unpopular? Because a long time ago they abandoned Constitution.

 

If they had stayed within the limits of the Constitution, we, the People would not be in such a hell of a mess.

TSA gropee's picture

"Because a long time ago they abandoned Constitution." I believe it to be more basic than that. An abandonement of moral absolutes. No longer does a handshake seal a deal or the expectation that someone will be true to their word. We are a society that has become "me" centric and seems to trump any concern or wellbeing for another. Just my humble opinion.

GeneH3's picture

Why do we keep sending the same people back?

Part of this seeming contradiction is that the Lion's share of criticism is directed at the "Congress," an abstraction, rather than named individuals. The collective "Congress" is a convenience that allows us to identify the problem but it does little to suggest a solution. Voters can continue to think (if they think at all) that the Congressmen from the other states and districts should be tossed out, but not their own.  How often have you heard your own Congressman criticized for his support of a pork barrel bill or other unpopular legislation?  Not very often and not always.

I submit that if the opinion of their Congressman were taken of voters in each district, the result would be quite different than the one reported here.

It' s a conundrum.

CH1's picture

Why do we keep sending the same people back?

It's simple:

  1. The parties only provide you with two choices, Garbage A and Garbage B.
  2. The incumbent can spend more money.
  3. Conditioning works, and they are good at it. So long as you watch TV, you'll get sucked into their game. Eat their poison and they win.

And so it goes, without end, no matter how bad they are. As long as people remain plugged into the Matrix, they will consistently act like morons.

blindman's picture

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OneTinSoldier66's picture

So, if there's term limits and I take part in "Representative Democracy" through electoral politics, the person will actually represent me this time because there's term limits? Pfffft.

 

I could vote for someone to represent me, but they never will, because they're not me!

wonderatitall's picture

because these reps of the people are distributed and everyone who has access to a tv wants a specific outcome , everyone hates someone. since tv is wholly owned by the national socialist democrat peoples party everyone who is not a obama worshipper hates everyone. democrats just hate everyone who believes they have a right to anything that the democrat want. repubs are useless spineless cretins, so everyone on both sides hate them. mr washington here makes constant assertions about things he is always wrong about and i hate him. that sums up nicely. 

split the country up. half hates the other half and the half that leans to dictatorship, the democrats hate everyone else. but at least we can all agree on one thing, we all hate the joooooos.

doesnt washington write in the weekly world news?

 

Winston Churchill's picture

3 or four days ?

They go bad after a week.

NuYawkFrankie's picture

Re Congress Is Less Popular Than...

 

...being forcibly subjected to Hemorrhoid Surgery via TASER (DHS Approvedwhile being anally-probed by the latest TSA 2000Volt Sheeple-Prod.

And yes - Without Anesthetic.

Oldrepublic's picture

I have visited in the past various parliaments around the world, Washington,Ottawa, Buenos Aires,London, Kiev, Taipei Tokyo. I refuse to visit the showcase parliaments in police states. When I used to live in Washington, DC in the 1980s I could walk right up to the capital building at night and look out upon the Mall. Today that is impossible, it is an armed camp with police everywhere. Airport type security.

Never One Roach's picture

There's never one roach!

Lordflin's picture

I doubt the Tunisians were on prescription drugs...

rehypothecator's picture

If you pay a prostitute, she will screw you the way you want.  You will pay Congress whether you wish to or not, and then they will screw you the way the majority voted for, not only not the way you wanted, but not even the way you voted for. 

q99x2's picture

They are a tyranny against the American people and should be deported.

JuicedGamma's picture

Happy endings are unusual with pols.

blindman's picture

the reason. they, individually and collectively, do
not comprehend the difference between issuing money
into an economy and borrowing money into an economy.

monad's picture

This just demonstrates that you can claim or manipulate statistics to legitimize any bullshit premise. These zombies have no idea what a root canal is like; or giving birth.

Eahudimac's picture

The first person to die while taking out an Obama brownshirt brigade that busts down the door to seize a gun will be a national hero (after the revolution and restoration of the constitutional republic).  The DHS is no match for about 80 million good pissed off good ol' boys. 

monad's picture

First that's not a sound strategy. Second, how do you think this story would get out? The hand's media will make sure you think some nut blew away 7 y.o. children, not any political targets. Third, they are just willing or ignorant agents of the hand, just props to pacify the herds. They are decoys, not ducks.

willwork4food's picture

the media will make sure you think some nut blew away 7 y.o. children.

I've thought of that often, in fact everything you said is true. Even so, when a person has had enough of the bullshit, they will not care what paid decoy they are killing, and won't give a rat's ass if they say anything bad about them.

There's a wanted FBI bank robber all over the news here. He robbed at least 3 banks successfully without hurting anyone-and got away. They want us to bring him in for a $1000 reward (potential).

Fuck the reward, if I saw the dude I'd buy him a drink.

Bubuzinho's picture

Please don't insult prostitutes by comparing them to Members of Congress. Prostitutes actually do an honest day's (or night's) work.

Dexter Morgan's picture

I have always gotten my money's worth from a prostitute, and I have NEVER gotton my money's worth from congress.

Dick Buttkiss's picture

That's because you're on top of the one, cooperatively, while beneath the other, coercively, humanity hanging in the balance, the more so every day.

There is fucking, in other words, and there is being fucked. And there is literally a world of difference between the two.

Everybodys All American's picture

and so is Obama at my house.

F. Bastiat's picture

Certainly, the despot will attack Congress as much as possible in order to consolidate more power for himself.

Salon's picture

They both need to be taken out to the woodshed.

F. Bastiat's picture

Taking the 17th Amendment to the woodshed would help. Followed by the 16th.

Debt-Is-Not-Money's picture

"Taking the 17th Amendment to the woodshed would help. Followed by the 16th."

"...we would never have known that both the Sixteenth and Seventeenth Amendments to the U.S. Constitution were never properly ratified."

http://www.devvy.com/new_site/17th_amendment_docs_march_2010.html

F. Bastiat's picture

With the 17th Amendment in place, there is no such thing as a "Federal" government. There is a "national" government, at best, and a "central" government, at worst.

robobbob's picture

but yet 90% of incumbants get reelected

OneTinSoldier66's picture

As "diogeneslataertius" said... "stockholm syndromed".

monad's picture

Wiki Diebold. Not the machine, the megalomaniac the machine is named for. Then Google Scytl.

Dick Buttkiss's picture

"If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal." -- Emma Goldman

economics9698's picture

Exhibit A Dan Webster, Alan Grayson, John Mica.  If the tribe likes you then you get elected for life.

nmewn's picture

I'm curious as to how many illiterate Americans misidentify Congress.

monad's picture

Congress: its a big club, and we're not in it. You and I are not in the big club. Its the same club they beat you over the head with every night when you're watching tv...

diogeneslaertius's picture

Genghis Khan was an Innovator

420/24/7 my niggaz

 

we are like a used up crack ho now, stockholm syndromed into sympathizing with our ideological and financial captors in the NWO superstructure to the detriment of even our most basic freedoms

 

still, a strident minority Rebel Alliance is growing...

 

evidenced by the continued appearance of such work as this and by people's increasing receptivity thereto

the more the Empire tightens its grip the more districts will slip through the system's fingers and the more people will seek to organize politically

 

we just need like 300 people

the system is totally hijacked but we must work on seating ZeroHedglians and etc. in congreff