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BaNZai7 and THe LiMeRiCK KiNG UNLoaD A CaVaLCaDe oF CRaP!

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CAVALCADE OF CRAP

 

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NATURALLY KRUGMAN (Trillion Dollar Dork)

 

 

 

Krugman's displaying his coin
It's helping to highlight his groin
This Fruit of the Loom
Is the Father of Doom
Spawn of the Keynesian loin

The Limerick King

 

 

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YOUNG JACK LEW

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The newest of Barry's inflators
Young Jack liked to feed local gators
Giving them bread
Until they were dead
Like all other Kleptocrat traitors

The Limerick King

JACK LEW'S SIGNATURE

Thanks to the MSM we know what his signature looks like.

Anyone have any idea what his ideas are about those Chinese "currency manipulators" or systemic risks?

 

 

SPONSORED AD: TARO ASO'S FISCAL LUBE
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The world has a wonderful lube
It comes by the barrel or tube
Some new printed bucks
From Psychotic fucks
With theories conceived by a boob

The Limerick King

 

YOUNG BEN BERNANKE
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Young Ben had a dangerous pet
He wondered how big it could get
It's gut would inflate
The more that it ate
It taught him a lot about debt

The Limerick King

POSITIVE CONTAGION DEMONSTRATED

The theory is hard to explain
Some positive flow from a drain
Like banging your head
To prove you're not dead
The premise is simply insane

The Limerick King

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WISDOM OF HU FLUNG DUNG: REGARDING HORSES AND DICKS...

 

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Fri, 01/11/2013 - 22:41 | 3146322 Yen Cross
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 Watch and learn. Banzai has even better thoughts!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 20:27 | 3145973 Wakanda
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"Spawn of the Keynesian loin"

creeeepy LK - makes me shiver when I think it out loud

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 22:28 | 3146295 The Limerick King
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You're telling me...you should try creating that shit!!!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 19:58 | 3145887 monad
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ourstolenfuture.com

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 19:50 | 3145818 Yen Cross
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 I'm gonna have nightmares over that X-Ray Sex Ad. Billy-7. +1

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:35 | 3145718 moroots
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Great job by both WB7 and the Limerick King!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 21:48 | 3146185 Stoploss
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Holy shit, i thought the 55 gallon drum said fisTal lube at first glance.

 

Now im a wreck.

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 08:48 | 3146831 DaddyO
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Fecal Lube!!

DaddyO

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:21 | 3145685 LongSoupLine
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fucking awesome William...as usual.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:53 | 3145597 Stud Duck
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I laughed out loud on the Alex Jones bagging of the grasshopper! Absolute the greatest!!

Its all good, its all good man!

Keep it up, the people are watching, it is a true artform to the max!

You will probably be a subject of art history in a 1/2 century!

 

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 00:51 | 3146533 wisefool
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I am already a student of WilliamBanzai7 university. Its a long story, but there was one guy who screwed up on his taxes, and they made him SEC-TRES. There was another guy who is now on internet restriction that learned how to make a 'mends. I will be the first 5* rating on every banzai thread till I get youtube back. Sorry the rest of you Bitchez are too slow. Thank you to WB7 and Limmerick King!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:45 | 3145742 Likstane
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No doubt, Maybe our children will get to visit the Banzai Museum of Art in Hong Kong one day.   The rewritten history books won't make any sense though; they'll have to bring an oldtimer to explain it to them(if any are left)

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:49 | 3145587 news printer
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Ben Bernanke with silver arrow in his hair ?

http://youtu.be/nubJVG0f66M?t=1m9s

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:37 | 3145559 Tsunami Wave
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Bahahahahahahahaha.. Nice work.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:11 | 3145480 dexter_morgan
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OMG!! 6 stars!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:37 | 3145373 otto skorzeny
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Jack Jew's signature is actually the result of trying to write out the mark of the beast using his cloven hooves

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 18:27 | 3145694 F. Bastiat
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That's not a signature, that's plausible deniability.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 23:47 | 3146440 SafelyGraze
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handwriting analysis 101:

look closely at the signature

point at each letter and name it

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 02:13 | 3146639 monad
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Aoor ughr err urr aoooourgh

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 22:20 | 3146274 Whoa Dammit
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I have officially renamed him Loopy.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:23 | 3145322 azzhatter
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I picture krugman as more of a leisure suit type guy

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 11:38 | 3146977 t0mmyBerg
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that Krugman picture is priceless.  To Sensei Banzai: "son you could make Hundreds of dollars a year in professional basketball"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qXkn3iqym4

 

you must have been visited by the A set muses yesterday

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:59 | 3145219 disabledvet
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Is Data deterministic?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:57 | 3145213 Pure Evil
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There's nothing better than banging bones, except of course if it's Obama banging Little Timmah before he throws him under the bus for Tiny Lew.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 16:57 | 3145431 disabledvet
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Or just Determined?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:46 | 3145172 Dr. Engali
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What can I say ? Banzai and the Limerick king are freaking geniuses. Thanks for the laugh.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:38 | 3145134 ItchyBeard
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WB7 - Everyday you leave me wonderstruck. Thanks for doing what you do, we at the hedge are very lucky to have you. And the Limerick King rocks!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:32 | 3145112 blindman
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i can't wait to see jack's signature on some
legal tender. they are creamin' it and rubbin'
it in our faces, and have you noticed they make the new
bills smell a lot like crayons.
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Don Mclean American Pie 1972
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Y_XRiJsCI&feature=endscreen&NR=1

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:17 | 3145030 VelvetHog
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Be Like Oprah...Eat a Ham, Scare the shit out of young children!

 

Nearly pissed myself! 

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 05:50 | 3146755 old naughty
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but, but... she promoted KFC...now even the adults are scared shit out.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:05 | 3144993 ParkAveFlasher
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More masterpieces of high satire.  Banzai, do you read Seanbaby?  Some of these are cut from similar cloth.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:08 | 3145005 williambanzai7
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No, I'll have to check it out.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:56 | 3144962 williambanzai7
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Guess what. More shitty rotten bad apples at JP Madoff. This time its yet another wrist slap for money laundering violations, know your muppet rules.

MINI MADOFF

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 05:29 | 3146745 Jam Akin
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An accurate depiction 'cause in real life "Jamie's got a rug".  Great work WB. 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 23:29 | 3146405 geekgrrl
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OMG! You have out-done yourself William. This is just.... perfect.

Did he lose the tip of his pinky gambling? I think maybe so.

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 01:51 | 3146618 monad
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Chewed it of when it got caught in someone else's till; Pope of Greenwich Village; lost in a printing press; the great white whale took his finger.

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 00:18 | 3146482 williambanzai7
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Yakuza code of honor

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:30 | 3145092 gould's fisker
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Bernie says that he never would do what his former colleagues keep doing, he just did ponzi but not merger arbitrage.  Another Greenspan article must be imminent on how we get out of this mess.

http://www.cnbc.com/id/100373206

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:44 | 3145161 williambanzai7
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Greenspan is worse than hemoroids and jock itch. He just keeps coming back.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 19:54 | 3145875 Careless Whisper
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Another big bank washing the drug money? Shocked, shocked, I tell ya...

1980's; the Fereral Reserve Bank of Miami with a $5 Billion surplus.

Cocaine Cowboys (documentary) Trailer;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJiBoqH1Yg

 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 12:58 | 3144476 williambanzai7
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Did you see what Alex Jones got...

GRASSHOPPER SHOT

Sat, 01/12/2013 - 02:27 | 3146654 mess nonster
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Alex Jones... how could being right look so horribly wrong?

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 23:06 | 3146361 palmereldritch
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That's not a grasshopper.  That's a locust.

Plague-of-one...preening narcissist turd.

Good job of stepping on the bug Alex!

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 17:53 | 3145596 Fizzywig
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....looks like grasshopPIERS.

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:35 | 3144886 diogeneslaertius
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every shot is so dense, theres so much going on in every frame and yet its like poetry in that it rhymes

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:59 | 3144975 CompassionateFascist
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When...will...the...Jews...stop...their...incessant...Ponzi...scheming...3,000 years and still going strong. 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:59 | 3144974 CompassionateFascist
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When...will...the...Jews...stop...their...incessant...Ponzi...scheming...3,000 years and still going strong. 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:02 | 3144980 CompassionateFascist
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You can say that again. 

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 14:53 | 3144465 williambanzai7
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Have you seen this week's Time cover? I hear they are firing...

ASTEROID BOSS (BIGGER THAN EXPECTED) TIME COVER

Fri, 01/11/2013 - 15:42 | 3145153 Cognitive Dissonance
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Banzai7.........Has anyone ever told you that you're one sick mother..........  :)

Sometimes what I love the most about your work are the little details in the background. Like OJ's Glove or the various (pre-verted) pictures on the bedroom wall.

BTW keep beating their heads against any handy wall Bill.

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