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AND NOW FOR A MESSAGE TO THE BUNDESBANK FROM BENDITO BEN
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Bendito is spilling the beans
The Bundesbank knows what this means
Their gold is all gone
A Central Bank con
Akin to their printing machines

The Limerick King

 

Charles Ponzi in Gold Vault
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Ponzi can surely attest
The gold in the vault is the best
But then he checked leases
For 10 times the pieces
And said: "Now I'm really impressed!!!"

The Limerick King


 

PONZI EVENT HORIZON

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When the Demon had finished his crime
And the assets could no longer climb
His power decayed
He started to fade
Like dust in the space-winds of time

The Limerick King

 

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Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:50 | 3163516 Cognitive Dissonance
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In that case..........based upon Obama's EO pace over the last year I owe ZH several dozen articles. :)

<Christ, he just issued 23 more with Tuesday's gun grab. I'd better get moving.>

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 19:36 | 3164384 nmewn
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"Christ, he just issued 23 more with Tuesday's gun grab."

Funny you bring that up...I was just reading this article in The Sun...cuz, you know me, drawn to the bizarre...the brassiere...or sumpin...lol.

"Donna Lange is reported to have smothered the fella using her assets during a drunken bust-up at their mobile home in Everett, Washington, US.

 

Witnesses told police they had heard the couple arguing on two occasions that evening, with 13st 10lb Donna throwing her partner to the floor during one incident.

 

They claim Donna, 51, then climbed on to him as he begged her to get off before laying on the victim with “her chest on his face."

 

At 5ft 7in, the victim stood an inch taller than Donna, but at around 12st 7lb, he was 17lbs lighter than his alleged killer.

 

One witness told police that the victim may have had a heart condition, but another claimed: ”She smothered him to death.”

 

When police arrived at the couple's home at the Airport Inn Trailer Park, they found paramedics performing CPR on the 51-year-old man.

 

The victim was later pronounced dead at the Swedish Medical Centre, Washington."

"An officer later photographed what appeared to hair the same colour as Lange's, clutched in the corpse's hand.

 

Lange is to be charged with second-degree manslaughter."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4745786/woman-suffocated-her-fella-with-her-boobs.html#ixzz2IHH5hWgq

Now friends, surely we can come up with some rational, common sense legislation that removes these weapons from the publics hands. There is no Constitutional right for any woman to have a D cup. People are dying needlessly because of these large capacity weapons in trailer parks and titty bars across the globe.

And think of the children...the sheer terror they are confronted with when a lady whips one of these things out!

We have to do this for...the childrens sake ;-)

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 00:22 | 3165229 hawk nation
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If i gotta go is it wrong to want it to happen this way?

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 07:12 | 3165566 nmewn
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;-)

If we only save one life by passing comprehensive large breast restrictions in this nation, it will have been worth it!

I think I'm going to like using the same fallacious arguments as the enemies of freedom use...its really a lot of fun...no one is harmed and it only twists reality, slightly...lol.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 20:06 | 3164518 Goldilocks
Thu, 01/17/2013 - 20:33 | 3164618 nmewn
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lol...no one needs double D's to kill their dear with. Its these large capacity weapons that are the problem.

Doctors should be required to report any patient coming into their office with over a C cup size to the federal authorities for immediate ObamaCare funded breast reduction surgery...for the good of society.

The numbers don't lie ;-)

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 21:16 | 3164745 Goldilocks
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yah, but you can
lie with numbers, no-problem-o  ;-)

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 21:20 | 3164757 nmewn
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Numbers don't lie, only liars with numbers ;-)

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 21:36 | 3164808 Goldilocks
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i   ;-)

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 19:53 | 3164473 Wakanda
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Mammaries - the most dangerous assault weapon?  : P

I've been a victim, but it wasn't lethal - yet.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 20:22 | 3164577 nmewn
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Mammaries - the most dangerous assault weapon? : P

Yes.

Its become a global pandemic!

And some of these uncaring women, weilding these Weapons of Mass Distraction, don't seem to have any concern or emotion for the lives lost and emotional scars left in their wake, as they sashay from one victim to the next!

Look at this!

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/video/man-killed-lovers-breast-10329385

I look forward to our courageous president lining up the maimed, half-brain dead oxygen deprived sons/fathers/husbands behind him for his next photo-op to show our nation that...Yes We Can...do better!

And the emotionally traumatized and scarred for life children too ;-)

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 21:30 | 3164791 williambanzai7
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I am always amazed at the completely bizarre news that comes out of China. Luckily, we have a secret weapon when it comes to the bizarre news competition: the Moho Tribe.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 22:30 | 3164981 nmewn
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Well thanks for that Banzai, I'm always up for something I've never explored. And also for allowing me the time & space here to be bizarre, if just for a moment.

I do feel much better, now that I've got that off my chest ;-)

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 19:33 | 3164376 shovelhead
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S'ok Cog, fire at will.

I'll take some Ex-lax with my Ritalin and read where the serious reading gets done.

I had to get an upholstered seat for Game of Thrones, (pun) so I'm ready for ya.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 13:34 | 3162871 The Limerick King
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+ a very large platinum coin.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:14 | 3163363 Freddie
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Hope & Change with our dear marxist islamist.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:09 | 3162480 withere
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ZB7,

 

I enjoy your work all the time and never comment. Just wanted to say I love it. Keep it up.

 

Ralph

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 12:07 | 3162472 Lmo Mutton
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I thought he was a Mexican Federale???

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:57 | 3162424 are we there yet
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So Ben Bernankie is really Nigerian and Jewish?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 20:24 | 3164583 WTFUD
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No he's Anything you want him to be if the Price is Right!

On another mute point. You've been feeling like crap for a few months/years and finally gone to your doctor, had the full monty and your next in for your results. your called and nervously make your way into the office hoping to get a tell on your docs face as you enter. surprise it's not doc mahandandmasink but doc bernanke. shit no tell. quaking ackey quivering whiney mono9 adjectives unclear repetition of nothingness forthcoming. God why me? i have lived a simple life respectful of others and giving.

Yoouuurrrrr Aaaaallllll Cccccccccllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:43 | 3162377 jldpc
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You did not provide Dudley's email address. How about his real one?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:34 | 3162336 williambanzai7
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FEDERAL RESERVE  419
,

Hello, 

I know you will definitely take this as a deceptive e mail,because 

of the swindle news we hear everyday and now it happens I am from America

where it seems to happen more often.

 

Let me first of all inform you, i got  your e.mail id from an e-mail directory at the German Bundesbank and decided to e-mail you for a permission to go ahead.

 

I am PhD William Dudley of The New York Federal Reserve Bank located in New York City.   Actually,i and my colleague (PhD Ben Bernanke) took the 

hazard,informing you without even knowing who you may be. 

 

We are in possesion of some raw Gold Bars, worth about US$1 Bazillion

      Ironically, i and my colleques discovered them in Berlin, we had 

to leave for security reason.And decided to go on 2 months 

vacation to enable us sell the gold abroad. 

      Meanwhile, we've relocated to West AFRICA precisely N'DJAMENA in 

CHAD,where we can get our travel document prepered.

 

Right now,we are also in the 

middle of discussions with some possible buyers,that's if all things go 

fine.

 

SO,what we need from you now,is to get acquanted to each other. And 

would love to let you know all documents have prove with us,incase you 

want to be sure. 

 

What we want from you now Are: 

 

 1.Help us pose as partners,should incase the possible buyers want 

someone to discuss with. 

     2.Furnish us with a safe airline to book down to your State. 

     3.Name of a suitable hotel we can lodge as soon as we get there. 

     4. If you can pick us from the Airport on our arrival date.

     5. Your bank account details and a picture of your dog.

 

    As we don't have any siblings in your country, And your reward will 

be  20% as soon every thing is done. 

 

      Best regards, as i will be expecting you urgent reply. 

 

Yours fortunately,

 

Phd Bill Dudley

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 19:14 | 3164317 ShakaZulu
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Dudley,

Just meet me at the bar by the border.  It's the only one open from dusk to dawn.  Here's a picture of my dog:

http://upcomingdiscs.com/ecs_covers/31-nights-of-terror-vampire-dog-larg...

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 17:56 | 3163978 palmereldritch
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I'd love to see the Mali version of the email that this idiot sent to the French

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 21:50 | 3164857 williambanzai7
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I know one thing, the drone manufacturers are salivating.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:51 | 3162403 machineh
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Who's going to believe this?

After all, no PhD has such a command of the language.

Fedster eggheads mostly communicate by grunts, winks, farts, grabbing their crotch, and scratching their ass.

ZIRP make me horny!

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 20:33 | 3164616 WTFUD
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. . sounds like we're sleeping with the same woman bud. . .

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:33 | 3162330 john39
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unbelievable that a theiving band of nomadic criminal psychopaths have managed to insert themselves thoroughly into the levers of power around the world monetary fraud...  pathetic that most can't see what is right in their face, destroying their lives.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 19:29 | 3164360 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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We need a Constitutional amendment that like seperation of church and state spells out the same for corporation and state. Corporations have become the replacement for church and money for religion from the ideological standpoint. It would be an easy sell to the general populace especially as things get worse.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:08 | 3163566 NotApplicable
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Unbelievable? Not even remotely.

When banknotes require no more backing than a friendly military, there's little to no limit as to what they can purchase with these "liabilities" (as no one else is capable of out bidding them).

What's unbelievable is the pathetic aspect that you note.

*looks around my office at the assembled herd*

Then again, maybe not.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 15:28 | 3163422 CompassionateFascist
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More see it than you might think...but try saying the J word anywhere but the 'net, and watch what happens. Still, the days of the TribalPonzi are clearly numbered. They know it, and thus the last-ditch, desperate gun-grab. 

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:28 | 3162297 pine_marten
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They don't need any clothes either....

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:19 | 3162244 Dexter Morgan
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Bogie was the best.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:15 | 3162227 williambanzai7
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Thu, 01/17/2013 - 22:05 | 3164906 Yen Cross
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A picture is worth $ 16.4 Trillion words.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 22:45 | 3165016 williambanzai7
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PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENT

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 21:52 | 3168157 ShakaZulu
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Dude, ever hear of a bridge too far?  This is an image too far!  Stop already!!

Fri, 01/18/2013 - 00:08 | 3165205 semperfi
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dude, that's creepy !

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 21:01 | 3164707 Buck Johnson
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Good job, good job and so true also.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 19:18 | 3164333 are we there yet
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Is that the democratic caucus behind the bandidito?

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 19:06 | 3164286 ShakaZulu
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You may not need no stinkin badges, but you sure you could use a trip to the dentist and maybe a bath by the look of it.  Just talk to Bernanke's beard stylist on the best place in town to get fixed up.  He's a doll!

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 11:49 | 3162394 duo
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"We don't need no stinkin badges, and you don't need that rifle.  We'll give you a slingshot you can hunt with".

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 16:37 | 3163713 Stackers
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Aye Caramba

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 18:11 | 3164074 Freddie
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Bogart needed an AR-15 but that NWO POS FDR would not let anyone have one.   That vile POS FDR also took everyone's gold like our muslim will try to do. 

Thu, 01/17/2013 - 21:20 | 3164753 Tango in the Blight
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AR-15 invented in 1958, FDR died in 1945, yup that makes sense.

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