THe QueSTioN IS WHaT NeXT FoR LaNCe ARMSTRoNG...

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OPRAH CONFESSIONAL

 

Ben's printing was simply obscene
He thought that he'd try to come clean 
He wasn't sincere
He shed not a tear
The literal lying machine

The Limerick King

 

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PATHOLOGICAL LIARS

 

Timmy is asked what he thinks
If the US economy stinks
To no one's surprise
He spouts off some lies
Before the examiner blinks

The Limerick King

 

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LIAR GEITHNER

Timmy says risk is now gone
This man is a Kleptocrat pawn
This dimwitted liar
Is about to retire
Let's hope it's the end of his con

The Limerick King

 

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EMOTIONAL IQ TEST

 

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FOUNDING FRAUDSTER

 

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TREE OF LIARS

 

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DEBT BROTHER 2020
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Barrack is a poor broken mess
A victim of terrible stress
His horrible sin?
"I helped Banksters win"
The Kenyan did finally confess

The Limerick King

 

INAUGURATION 2013

 

The Sultan ascended his throne
His limited powers had grown
A very proud nation
With drones in formation
Now suddenly felt all alone

The Limerick King

 

WB7: Let's put the lying and rule braking (pun) aside for a moment shall we.

What great sin is it that Lance Armstrong has committed?

Performance enhancement?

What sin is that in a society that pumps its children full of ADHD medications to enhance educational performance and pumps its financial institutions full of moral hazard, worships teams of steroid gladiators on any given Sunday, pumps it's economy full of QE and fiat stimulus like there is no tommorow, consumes food modified by all manner of genetic, hormonal and chemical agents, is addicted to $8 cups of coffee,  idolizes silicon breast implantation for the perfect female form and consumes viagra voraciously. 

A society that can no longer function without the mass consumption of psychotropic drugs.

One can only wonder...