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THe QueSTioN IS WHaT NeXT FoR LaNCe ARMSTRoNG...
Ben's printing was simply obscene
He thought that he'd try to come clean
He wasn't sincere
He shed not a tear
The literal lying machine
The Limerick King
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Timmy is asked what he thinks
If the US economy stinks
To no one's surprise
He spouts off some lies
Before the examiner blinks
The Limerick King
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Timmy says risk is now gone
This man is a Kleptocrat pawn
This dimwitted liar
Is about to retire
Let's hope it's the end of his con
The Limerick King
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Barrack is a poor broken mess
A victim of terrible stress
His horrible sin?
"I helped Banksters win"
The Kenyan did finally confess
The Limerick King
The Sultan ascended his throne
His limited powers had grown
A very proud nation
With drones in formation
Now suddenly felt all alone
The Limerick King
WB7: Let's put the lying and rule braking (pun) aside for a moment shall we.
What great sin is it that Lance Armstrong has committed?
Performance enhancement?
What sin is that in a society that pumps its children full of ADHD medications to enhance educational performance and pumps its financial institutions full of moral hazard, worships teams of steroid gladiators on any given Sunday, pumps it's economy full of QE and fiat stimulus like there is no tommorow, consumes food modified by all manner of genetic, hormonal and chemical agents, is addicted to $8 cups of coffee, idolizes silicon breast implantation for the perfect female form and consumes viagra voraciously.
A society that can no longer function without the mass consumption of psychotropic drugs.
One can only wonder...
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Not as big as her ass.
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my (smart) friend contends we elect politicians based on the lie-ability, that is their ability to lie, especially to other foreign leaders. that they sometimes must lie to us is an unfortunate side effect (he says). and i would make the case that both Bush and Obama have been very poor liars, that is you can see right through them, their lies are neither believable, or sincere. they seems to be laughing at us, while they tell these lies, lie the character Andy Griffith played in Face in the Crowd. really good liars come to believe their lies, OJ Simpson really believes he didn't kill Nicole.
Oprah could have a perfect body and I still wouldn't fuck her with your dick
You men made my TGIF day! You both prove how brilliant the human mind can be for the good of mankind......thanks!
armstrong is a criminal. he amassed his fortune and fame by breaking the rules, lying and cheating--at the minimum he should be ostrasized ...... in a just world he would return all the financial gains and surrender his freedom
another scum sucker
Ohhh puhleaze. Do you have any idea how many Olympic athletes are juicing? Without PEDs there wouldn't even be a fucking Olympics. Listen to some interviews with Victor Conte, the man who actually supplied many Olympic and professional athletes with those drugs. Here. Watch this and ditch your ignorance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azzhD2QJ8B0
He will make a killing in porn.
Not having testicular cancer he won't... On second thought, it worked for Loraina Bobbett's husband...
It is said that when Mrs Bobbet severed her husband's penis she ran out of the house clutching it in her hand and proceeded to get in her car and speed down the highway. At some point she was so revolted that she threw it out of her speeding car. At that moment a car with two elderly people were coming the other way and the penis splattered all over their windscreen.
The husband slammed the brakes and swerved to a standstill on the side of the road.
He was in shock and asked his wife if she was alright.
She replied, "Yes, but did you see the size of the cock on that moth."
I read the book. I think he still has one left.
It worked for Corzine. Armstrong should have gone into politics, where this behavior is par for the course.
or let the clean bike racers have their way with him
Clearly he is ready to graduate to the level of Banker or Politician. Maybe he could kill babies with drones like Obummer
A Lance Armstrong model, pedal operated Bernank printer?
Same skill set as D.A.R.E., so there's a fit place for the lad. Who knows better than Lance how to say No! and smile hard. Livehard from Liehard by Blowhard. It's all good if you want to eat the cake at the end of the stories.
At least he won't have to eat Crow...
I will have to use that one in the bar, hillarious!
Wow, that's hairy!
Good one, William, very good one!
It should work quite well in the bar this weekend.
pictures please ;p
I can't believe the coverage this Armstrong thing is getting. In Chicago it leads off all of the newscasts while they bump some story about 3 corrupt-as-hell drug dealer shakedown suburban cops down to a few second blurb while in the same town the police chief stalks the hell out his ex-GF,gets her fired from her job, and then gets a slap on the wrist. which one destroys the fabric of society more?
A made-to-order distraction. Actually, it's a pretty "good" one in that not only is it entertainment (shit it's got Oprah - WTF- OPRAH!!!) - which the MSM is all about - but it focuses the masses attention and anger. And while Stewart and Colber pay a bit of attention to Armstrong, Colber (in particular) roastred HSBC the other night with Taibbi.
My wife looks at me funny whenever the MSM is on and I yell...but what about reporting on <fill in the blank of any of the things brought to attention on ZH in any given day>.
Oh well, we are not surprised. It is as it has been for quite a while and will continue to be until...
PS
WB7 and LK - oh yeah. You nailed it (again) today.
"My wife looks at me funny whenever the MSM is on and I yell."
In a few more years a wife like that will be expected to report a husband like you to the authorities. And in that year a wife will do it, to protect her status in society.
My wife threatened to turn me in TODAY
You should check out SeekingArrangements.com for a newer model by the month.
Nice.
Distraction for the masses; can't let them perceive what really matters.
Stale Bread and Circusses.
Yes, see we caught Armstrong. Now go home everyone.
Q: Why, Lance, why?
A: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
I still can't believe that Congress persecuted Roger Clemmons.
Even more I can't believe that they let Barney Frank, Chriss Dodd, all the senior manahement at Countrywide get away with so much mortgage "candy," oh you friends of Angelo..
Let's not even touch HSBS and the drug dealing slap on the wrist - but that was DOJ's simony.
Damn bicycle terrorist!
Beautiful!!
+100,000,000 WB7
WB7: Let's put the lying and rule braking (pun) aside for a moment shall we.
What great sin is it that Lance Armstrong has committed?
Performance enhancement?
What sin is that in a society that pumps its children full of ADHD medications to enhance educational performance and pumps its financial institutions full of moral hazard, worships teams of steroid gladiators on any given Sunday, pumps it's economy full of QE and fiatl stimulus like there is no tommorow, consumes food modified by all manner of genetic, hormonal and chemical agents, is addicted to $8 cups of coffee, idolizes silicon breast implantation for the perfect female form and consumes viagra voracously.
A society that can no longer function without the mass consumption of psychotropic drugs.
One can only wonder...
I can buy that the sin wasn't of great magnitude in a sport dominated by like behavior. But the big sin that isn't easily pardoned is the damage he did to other people when he was caught and tried to cover his tracks. He trashed other people's lives.
You forgot all about those "fine white lines" the traders at JPM and the Squid have to aspirate every half hour just to keep their edge.
(How much blow do you suppose Jamie does in a year?)
As always, "the fish rots from the head down."
When criminals rule the world via a magic checkbook, nothing is beyond corruptibility.
!!!{whatever ungodly shrieks of horror sound like}!!!
I wonder how Wesley Snipes is doing.
I'm not sure which is worse, the head on the body or the body with any head. :)
Fuck me
Fuck me
but some normal girl
When the German's want their fucking Gold, they want their fucking Gold.
http://www.spyghana.com/the-war-on-mali-what-you-should-know-an-eldorado-of-uranium-gold-petroleum-strategic-minerals/