CoRoNaTioN Day 2013

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The Sultan ascended his throne
His limited powers had grown
A very proud nation
With drones in formation
Now suddenly felt all alone

The Limerick King


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Mon, 01/21/2013 - 21:56 | 3174365 MickV
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Obama was born, and likely still is, British. His father was a British subject, and by Obama's own account was married to Ann Dunham, thus Obama is British (British Nationality Act 1948 ). Obama,, because he was born with dual allegiance, can never be a natural born Citizen, and is not eligible to be President.

"The Constitution does not in words say who shall be natural-born citizens. Resort must be had elsewhere to ascertain that. At common law, with the nomenclature of which the framers of the Constitution were familiar, it was never doubted that all children born in a country of parents who were its citizens became themselves, upon their birth, citizens also. These were natives or natural-born citizens, as distinguished from aliens or foreigners". Minor v. Happersett, 88 US 162, 167 (1874)

There was only one other Usurper in US history, Chester Arthur, who's father was not naturalized until young Chster was 13. However that fact was jealously and criminally hidden by Arthur, who lied about his date of birth, and burned all family history before he died. No one knew of his foreign father until it was discovered in 2009. All other POTUS' were either "citizens at the time of the ratification of the Constitution" (grandfathered), or were natural born Citizens (born of US Citizen parents on the soil).

There is no law and no Constitution when the President is illegal. It is common knowledge that he is a Usurper within the treasonous government, and that as such US Citizens are without sovereignty or protection of the US Constitution. Take a look around.


Mon, 01/21/2013 - 14:24 | 3173228 monad
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Meanwhile, out of camera per order of Herr Holder, the unemployed waited, just like Daly Plaza in 1968:

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:59 | 3173211 blindman
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so this is what recovery feels like,
"...Through blood drawn by lash and blood drawn by sword, we learned that no union founded on the principles of liberty and equality could survive half-slave and half-free. We made ourselves anew, and vowed to move forward together.

Together, we determined that a modern economy requires railroads and highways to speed travel and commerce; schools and colleges to train our workers.

Together, we discovered that a free market only thrives when there are rules to ensure competition and fair play.

Together, we resolved that a great nation must care for the vulnerable, and protect its people from life's worst hazards and misfortune.

Through it all, we have never relinquished our skepticism of central authority, nor have we succumbed to the fiction that all society's ills can be cured through government alone. Our celebration of initiative and enterprise; our insistence on hard work and personal responsibility, are constants in our character." .. b.o. (debt bro.)
he must have missed my post where i explained that the
fed's money system made slavery redundant. oh well.
i had a dream too... there was this tight end going long
and as he progressed down the field he became a giant,
ten times bigger than all the other players but the
q.b. was tackled with the ball for a loss of fifteen yards
and then i woke up. it is just not the stuff of historic
and memorable rhetoric and renown. the more equal will
fight and kill to remain more equal and they don't care
about the truth and it's relentless marching on.
ps. they are saying that this is the debt bro's most
important speech yet, lets see about the leopards spots
in the second term, ey. will it be more double talk
and forked tongue, is there any other kind of rhetoric
in d.c.?

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:45 | 3173151 dexter_morgan
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Frank Marshall Davis, Jr. is looking a little grey, or is that just for the effect - the illusion of wisdom?

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:36 | 3173116 blindman
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i guess you have to give all these
performers credit for getting dressed
and showing up. i don't know how they
do it, how they either believe in what
they do and say or don't and then just fake it?
it is a mystery with a lot of money in it.
the power of the little blue pill? the kool-
aide? or just the money? still, there is
the hope that "reality" will make it's way to
the stage and some segment of the cast will
recognise it and deal with it in some meaningful
way. i know, it all sounds just crazy.
but all these people are really loaded, right?
they are making serious money here in 2013. wow
and insider trading is legal for them too, and
kickbacks are legal for them, man, they are all
creamin' it and sparing no expense. what a country !

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:47 | 3173153 williambanzai7
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These performers all have a stake in the game.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 14:07 | 3173234 blindman
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yea, they have the skin that is in the game
in their mouths, on their plates and in their
pockets. i'm not sure where the skin comes
from, besides the bison on the plate, if it
is from the poor, the dead or the future dead?
the dying, the starving, the working poor?
but they definitely have it in their mouths
and bellies and i don't see the more equal
giving up their more equal status too soon
or voluntarily. that would require a high degree
of integrity and wisdom, uncommon in d.c. and
else where.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:30 | 3173074 shovelhead
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Debt Bro Coronation...

A WB7 classic for the ages.

Thanks for the levity for an otherwise gloomy depressing day.


















Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:10 | 3173003 blindman
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.ps. watching the 57th inauguration, glory hallelujah,
the truth is marching on and all .....marching on..
marching on...
always marching on ...
the truth, marching? what was it?
22,ooo pieces of plywood. they spare no expense
when it come to these things, write a check and
move on. ( did shumer say they are eating bison
as the main course because the duck didn't come out right? yea, he did) the debt brother is listening to james
taylor now. it is almost beautiful again,
america, god shed his grac e on the truth which
is always marching on. wow, that was just one verse.
back to shumer and the truth marching over the
debt brother. it is done, protect and defend the
constitution, he said it, while the truth marches over
everything, leaving a leveled playing field and
no one standing, so help me god. now i think the truth
is blowing up and marching on and the debt brother
is to speak about poetry and maybe touch on the bill
for today's ceremonies,.. let me go listen.

what makes us exceptional is our debt, did he say that.
it is in the constitution, never ending journey of
debt, self evident but not self executing debt, secured
by the people here on earth. no mob, no king, just debt
as money, founding and forged in blood, blood debt,
moving forward and marching on with the fair play for
debt and cuba and free markets of debt. ills cannot be cured
by government, only more debt will do as the times change
new debt is required, collective and individual debt,
more debt for soldiers and foreign powers, fueled by
debt, as one people's debt. steely resolve recovery,
economic has begun, credit will flow and debt and risk
and reinvention will rise, we are made one for this debt
coming large, marching on with the truth and middle class
prosperity with untold debt mounting your dog and cat,
free in the streets and in god's eyes we can, yes we can
reach and over reach and have more, this moment's meaning
of having more, believing in risk and security ....
caring for debt and future debt while damning the deficit
truth , yes we can, will be marching on, marching on...
the truth always marching on, freeing us to take more and
make posterity great in a modern way we can enhance the judgement
and debt to brave new heights, energetically sustainable,
we will lead and power promise and industry across land,
seas and water ways, our fathers demand of all we perpetual
warriors of debt, brother can you buy a bond?
nothing about drones or ndaa yet, i'm waiting.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:01 | 3172979 williambanzai7
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Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:19 | 3172831 the grateful un...
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are there plans for a Drone Flyover today? maybe POTUS, Michelle and the two girls can man their video controllers and make their pilotless aircraft do precision Blue Angel style maneuvers. I love the new militarism

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:19 | 3172829 williambanzai7
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Mon, 01/21/2013 - 14:08 | 3173245 blindman
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i know you are getting tired when i see
timmay's signature on that striking bill.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:03 | 3172989 bookwurm
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Not enough zeros....

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:51 | 3173170 the grateful un...
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too many zeros

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 17:32 | 3173769 Enslavethechild...
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Can you imagine if Hitler had Hundred dollar bills back then?

Can you imagine if Hitler had drones to murder the masses with?

Can you imagine if Hitler had Google as it's CIA?

Obama will succeed where Hitler failed. He will turn the planet in to a slave labor death camp with only one door that says IN. 90% of the sheeple are already inside, they just don't see the fence or the guards.

I have a Dream that a Meteorite will land on Obama and the rest of his wicked friends. Sad it's not going to happen.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:18 | 3172826 BLOTTO
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Good stuff WB7 and HH...



Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:05 | 3172787 resurger
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+5 WB7!

 you are making history with your art.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:00 | 3172775 VelvetHog
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In O Guration! 


Can this be had as a poster?  Seriously.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 13:44 | 3173147 williambanzai7
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Sure, I'll put it in the zazzle shop later

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 19:12 | 3174026 VelvetHog
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Thanks WB.  I'll look for it.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:41 | 3172722 williambanzai7
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Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:22 | 3172666 hedgeless_horseman
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Mon, 01/21/2013 - 17:38 | 3173784 blindman
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Nabrolian. no?

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:36 | 3172702 williambanzai7
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No We Can't...Shit Happens

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:16 | 3172620 Enslavethechild...
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The next 4 years will be more of the same, Good verses Evil. On the frontlines we have WB7 battling for Good journalism. Then we have CNN and Google battling for the  Evil journalism forces. They are also at extreme opposite ends of the good/evil journalism scale. Lets say on a scale of -10 to 10 for example. Someone should draw such a scale so that people could see how evil MSM is. Journalist's that do not focus on the Evil of the Fed and it's murdering drones are in a negative number. Those that talk about going back to honest money and respecting other countries and their people are in a positive number. This chart couldn't be too hard to come up with. I think folks deserve to know the truth, don't you? They deserve to know what else is out there besides propaganda, diversion and lies.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:20 | 3172660 williambanzai7
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I don't usually jump on the good versus evil band wagon because it is typically another manipulation, but this is one of those instances where evil is the only way you can describe what is being seen is evil.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 17:23 | 3173761 Enslavethechild...
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Thanks WB7. I have a funny theory that evil does not come from space above or hell below, it comes sideways at ya. Not from some invisible Satan or Lucifer. It think it comes from animal, not from vegetable or mineral. And not all mammals, not non-human primates. Evil only comes from a certain percentage of human primates, and is usually accompanied by a fiat currency or other violent source of theft.

They would like us all to think it comes from some other source than them, another example of more propaganda for ya

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 07:56 | 3172302 Navymugsy
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As a survivor of NYC in the 70's I greatly appreciate the giant fros!

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:40 | 3172905 Brindle702
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Super Fly!  Priest!


Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:16 | 3172655 williambanzai7
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That's what I'm talkin about ;-)

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 12:06 | 3172786 otto skorzeny
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smack 'em lack 'em

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 07:48 | 3172298 Cynthia
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The ludicrous fiction that Obama is a “good guy” at heart is all that shelters the bankrupt liberal class from the dark reality of national security state America. We are a nation that has been taught to admire our secret police and fear anyone who challenges authority. Public opinion increasingly favors the torture of captives, travelers meekly line up to be body scanned; and the silence of notionally liberal institutions (universities, media, and the church) is deafening.

Much of this evisceration of American liberalism was accomplished by smiling Barak Obama: the destruction of the anti-war movement; the suppression of whistle-blowers; the enrichment of Wall Street criminals at public expense; and the abandonment of regulatory law enforcement. Behold our great liberal President. When comes such another?

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:17 | 3172484 Vince Clortho
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To say that obama is a continuation of Bush2 is an understatement.  There has actually been an acceleration in the erosion of the Constitution and civil liberties under obama's watch.  Who will follow?  Another puppet, hand chosen by the Central Bankers to be elected in a fair and honest election by a large group of voters who have  never read, and do not understand the constitution or the principles that guided the founding fathers of this nation.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:20 | 3172501 machineh
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Today begins the thirteenth year of the Bush-Obama administration.

All hail the Assassin in Chief!

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:15 | 3172479 otto skorzeny
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you forgot the complicity of the media in the elevation of our armed forces to the staus of heroes even as their service resembles nothing more than being mercenaries for oil companies and the banks.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 07:12 | 3172279 Volaille de Bresse
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"Cogito Ergo Doom..."


Excellent joke but I wonder if the US low brows that constitute the majority of the ZH commentators will get this one...

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:22 | 3172505 otto skorzeny
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Cogito you are a faux wannabe elitist intellectual douche nozzle

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:50 | 3172606 HoofHearted
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Cogito you are a faux wannabe elitist intellectual douche nozzle, ergo es.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:19 | 3172492 Never One Roach
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reminds me of a French joke when I was in the military (at Camp Lejeune):


Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?  


A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:40 | 3172720 the grateful un...
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ad in the classifieds: Authentic French Military Rifle. Never Fired, Only Dropped Once.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:48 | 3172602 HoofHearted
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I lived in France for some time. Why are there trees on both sides of the Champs-Elysees?

A. The Germans like to march in the shade.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 08:17 | 3172321 Wakanda
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Mon sourcil est faible, mais mon esprit est élevé.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 07:43 | 3172294 williambanzai7
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We zero hedge low brows speak basic French.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 08:53 | 3172357 jimmytorpedo
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How about basic Latin?

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum would be more appropriate for Amerikans.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 11:15 | 3172653 williambanzai7
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You mean it's Latin? Damn! ;-)

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 09:55 | 3172435 mayhem_korner
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bo, bis, bit, bimus, bitus, bunt.

Some of us low-brow agricolas learned "basic Latin" the hard way.

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:44 | 3172590 williambanzai7
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Cogito ergo choom....

Mon, 01/21/2013 - 10:18 | 3172489 machineh
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'Cogito ergo bum,' laughed Rahm, as he spread O's cheeks in the bathhouse.

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