EXCLuSiVE BaNZai7 DaVoS CoVeRaGe BeGiNS: WoRLD PoNZiNoMiC FoRuM 2013

williambanzai7's picture



Life at the top is so fly
The best life that money can buy
So those at the top
Never will stop
As those at the bottom just die

The Limerick King


At Davos they need to take meds
To help clear concerns from their heads
To make them feel high
So bullshit they buy
This pill works for Kelpto inbreds

The Limerick King




At Davos the critics are few
These Kleptos know what they must do
The've taken an oath
Their story is "growth"
The pill that they're taking is blue

The Limerick King



Keep your eye on the little blue pill
This game's gonna give you a thrill
You'll never be right
But to they're delight
By playing, they've made you a shill

The Limerick King






"And this is what makes Davos so fascinating: it is the most perfect case study of how the practitioners of free-market, globalised capitalism give the public one explanation for what they are doing and why, while privately pursuing the complete opposite. On the one hand there is an event attended by Sharon Stone, Bono and a slew of tame academics (14 Nobel laureates this week alone), the message being "we're open to anyone". On the other hand, there are those secret meetings, off limits to anyone not in the £100k club. It is both a reputation-laundry service, and the most shadowy backroom-dealing house." 

Aditya Chakrabortty


"The world want's to be deceived, so let it be decieved."

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stant's picture

well i was close it wasnt lady gaga in a owl suit that did the opening at davos it was ladys tatas and they really were smokin, lucky bastards

ebworthen's picture

I wonder whose plane Maria "G6" Bartiromo flew in over to Davos?

Reclining seats?

Leather couch?



Radical Marijuana's picture

As those at the bottom just die -- Limerick King


The Essence Of The Banking Industry...

2 minute clip about CONTROL VIA DEBT.

Zero-risk bias's picture

 I feel I'm a low-brow shill who's dancing to the latest ponzi craze, but atleast I'm a fringe-ZHer who knows it well.

MikeMcGspot's picture

Oh the monkey wrapped his tail around the flag pole...


ShakaZulu's picture

Mundus vult etc...

The more Latin I see, the more I like it.  I see now why my public education excluded any education in the classics...

These ancients had phenomenal wisdom and all they gave us was "Charlotte's Web" and "Winnie the Pooh" in English class.  W R SCREWED!~

hooligan2009's picture

you will love these then:

corruptisima re publica plurimae leges (definitely applies to government!)

proprium humani ingenii est odisse quem laeseris (i hope this does not apply to government!)

veritas vos liberatit 

george bernard shaw said

 If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.

the bible took an awful long time to say something pretty dull, as below:

“ 9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun. 10 Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us. 11 There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.”  (Ecclesiastes 1:4-11)

joego1's picture

Its not magic its ponzimatic.

Dexter Morgan's picture

Damn Banzai, I almost hurt myself on this one!  The Phrenological Chart is over the top.  Limerick King top notch as always.  Can't thank you enough.  Good laughter and ganga better than drugs from big pharma. 

the grateful unemployed's picture

ok wmb7, we know the nat ant was lipsynched, and i sort of visualize the image of the current POTUS holding a wireless mic, while connected to the loudspeakers is a long cord with GWB singing, GITMO, IRAQ, who gives a Crack? well you know, this is the lipsynched presidency. have some fun with it

Zer0head's picture


WTF on Bloomberg TV (Tues AM)

Sara ending off the discussion with Keene who is on remote in Davos while she is back in NY

"Tom Keene, We miss you, we love you"



(in the context of Keene in other episodes addressing Ms Sara as "Gorgeous" and in another instance grasping a Barbie Doll that he renamed Sara one wonders where the BBG HR department is during these broad  casts)

MsCreant's picture


I love the screw in the earth. Epic. Says everything that ever needed to be said. I could almost forgive you if you quit now. But you won't...cause they won't.

williambanzai7's picture

Every time I think that one sums it all up nicely, the shit hits the news fan again.

gould's fisker's picture

It's like evolution in reverse--your "expert" diagram for example--we don't even have to bend over anymore cause we're down on all fours.

williambanzai7's picture

It's critical to bring as many people as possible to a level of understanding and individual expression that says unqualifiedly: ya, we know what you fuckers are doing, we are here shaking our heads laughing at you and waiting patiently for the pivot of history to arrive.

The more shit they throw around, the sooner that moment will arrive.

mojine's picture

You are my hero! Tell it.

lewy14's picture

Has it occured to you "worse is better" types that you may be waiting patiently for a veddy, veddy long time...

...because the Revolution has been indefinitely postponed? That blue pills are so endemic and ubiquitous that the necessary cascade will never form?

Not floride in the water - data analysis in the social media... look how O was elected. The campaign is permanent.

The masses surveil and indoctrinate themselves - tyranny has been crowdsourced. Every government and every corporation is doing this. 

And what levers of the commanding heights are required - Facebook/Google/Twitter/Apple - are all on board.

What does the trap look like when it's sprung? Look around. This is it.

[Brilliant work by the way. Not trying to be rude but I do worry you and those who cheer every passing outrage as "one step closer" are missing something crucial.]

williambanzai7's picture

I wouldn't characterize it as cheering. Guarded optimism, perhaps misplaced, but what else is there to do? Bang your head against the wall harder?

lewy14's picture

Well OK - that's a reasonable position.

What to do? I think you are doing a fine job, actually. 

Freeze, personalize, polarize. Ridicule. All potent weapons.

And there are others - namely, analyze.

Not Chess, or Poker - but Judo...

diogeneslaertius's picture

the worm is turning, indeed


they simply cannot even really move the ball down the field here - so many are already awake - they better have some kind of grand endgame strategy worked out or they are fucked because free humanity will overwhelm their entire historical movement - i mean this is the culmination of centuries of effort being undone by a bunch of uppity plebs who simply said "no, we will not pay attention to the hypnotism anymore, we would actually like to be free now."

ShakaZulu's picture

"The more shit they throw around, the sooner that moment will arrive."

Well, Bonsai Master Crafter of Art, that just kind of sums it all up in one sentence, doesn't it?

Yep...that moment is soon to arrive.

stiler's picture

there's your pick, your shovel; 2 minute bathroom breaks. Anyone take longer and you'll be shot.

q99x2's picture

They have a bunch of old schmucks over there with barely a synapse left. They're trying to adapt to a radically changing environment by remembering how WWII took place.

It is over for them. They will be replaced.

cynicalskeptic's picture

You KNOW 'terrorists' aren't really a threat because if it were they'd be going after things like this...... 'terrorism' is the new worldwide 'enemy' justifying endless war.

Trying to prortray types like 'OWS - and even the hard core Anarchists as some kind of imminent threat to the world is laughable givne the damage done by those at the top of the financial system.  Those pointing out the real crimes are somehow more of a threat than those committing the crimes?  WTF?


  the kabuki play is set on a large stage.

MSForecast's picture

Another meeting of the minds.  So this is how the real half lives. 


alfred b.'s picture


      This 'Occupy Davos' bumfest ought to have been held in Zimbabwe where these goons could observe in real time the results and end game of their fraudulent and manipulative conduct!   Not that they would start caring or anything:  their greed IS their life!!


cynicalskeptic's picture

give it a few more years and the Euro and dollar will be denominated in Trillions as well......

dicktator's picture

How comes that Ponzi did not receive yet at least a honorary Nobel prize as a great visionary for 21st century. Especially if the great minds of economy paid him a tribute:

Bastiat: What's visible and what's ponzied.
Keynes: In the long run we're all ponzied.
Mises: We're all ponzians now.

williambanzai7's picture

When in doubt, it's a Ponzi.--WilliamBanzai7

Skateboarder's picture

To gain clout, run a Ponzi. --Skateboarder

ReligiousAtheist1's picture

'Committed to fleecing the globe' a WB7 classic keep them coming

ebworthen's picture

Perfect place for serving the elites a very special cream of mushroom soup.

ebworthen's picture

Good suggestions my friends, as long as they add some death caps as well:


Hook Line and Sphincter's picture

Sumyunguy has been on their menu for some time... especially the royal blood lines carte du jour

machineh's picture

Hong Kong special ... cream of Sum Yung Man!

Klazy Plick's picture

There are many there among them for whom life is but a joke.