LaNNY BReuER: CRoNY ToP GuN

williambanzai7's picture

 

 

 

CRONY TOP GUN
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The Crony Top Gun is named Breuer
The DOJ's fraud case pursuer
The Kleptocrat's guy
Just turned a blind eye
And Justice is now in the sewer

The Limerick King

 


JP MORGAN SEWER LID

 

 

STOP THIEF!
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Guess who is over in Davos complaining that banks have been unfairly scapegoated by regulators during the past four years. That's right, "Shit Faced" Jamie. 

Chutzpah is a compliment to this hubristic pile of pinstriped weasel shit.

PORTRAIT OF JAMIE DIMON

 

This Bankster is holding a knife
The bombs that he builds causes strife
Your car and your house
Your health and your spouse
He'll steal before taking your life

The Limerick King

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WALL STREET JUSTICE

 

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HUNG LIBERTY (NYSE)

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ShakaZulu's picture

Missing:

Ms. Just Us.  Last seen somewhere before JFK rode into Dallas.  Is believed to have been flushed down the NYFR Bank's executive toilet and may most likely be found floating somewhere in the East River.

geekgrrl's picture

You guys are on a roll!

918pigpen's picture

Lady Liberty Hanged by Wall Street, Supported by District of Criminology!!

WORD

WTFUD's picture

WB7 if you could hang several picks from your collection in the offices of the big corporations the message would reach the infected.maybe throw in some diaries and calenders!
Far more likely, unfortunately, is you hanging lifeless in your basement having shot yourself in the head 3 times and a suicide note of your treasonous life. may your mind stay ahead of the game.

williambanzai7's picture

I spent a good part of my life staring at shitty corporate wall art and hope my creations never wind up there. But being an advocate of freedom in lawful commerce, I would have no control over the matter ;-)

Joe moneybags's picture

"Chutzpah is a compliment to this hubristic pile of pinstriped weasel shit."  Now there's some memorable prose to go along with your great graphic satire.  And King, great limericks, as always.

Henry Chinaski's picture

Irving Trust Building is a goddam nice looking skyscraper. I heard it is a museum now.  The symbolic irony of that is (nearly) as good as WB7 could muster.  Such a grand structure built in the midst of the worst depression.  Good luck finding any banksters when the crunch comes.  They don't even need an office anymore, just bandwidth.

LeisureSmith's picture

Hey! Where is Goose?

masaccio's picture

This is fabulous! A fitting send-off for a slimebag.

Stud Duck's picture

The DOJ is nothing but another layer of bullshit to deal with, let the slaughter begin!!!!

Force the Fuckers to jump!

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

Thanks Mr. Banzai, you put a shit eating grin on my face with the Zappa theme for today's scathing political satire. Great stuff.

Cheyenne's picture

NYT Dealbook and Martin Smith moderated an online chat an hour ago about last night's Frontline "The Untouchables" episode. The chat was wholly innocuous (gee whilikers, we just can't see why the DOJ hasn't charged anyone on Wall Street, though it's possible they might be trying less than 110%).

There was one--and only one--interesting exchange:

FRONTLINE: Marty - some viewers have wondered about whether or how the Justice Department or other government agencies have responded to the film. Any word?

Martin Smith: Frontline - Well, the justice department called and said they thought it was a hit piece, that i came with an agenda and that they will never co-operate with us in the future.

earnyermoney's picture

cockroaches hate the light.

Barry wipes his ass with the law

Miles Kendig's picture

Hey WB7, where's Lanny's sock garters? 

williambanzai7's picture

In his top dresser drawer with his sanitary napkins.

Miles Kendig's picture

HAH!

Somehow I don't see anything about that funk fakin' clown as top drawer, the ever widening and well deserved lampooning of his sorry ass excepted

Mad Mohel's picture

That Blankfien is a creepy looking son of a bitch. Looks like that 1920s Nosferatu, which was also a bloodsucker.

Seasmoke's picture

How much for the Stop Thief print. I must have.

williambanzai7's picture

I will shortly announce a new plan for selling quality signed art prints. This will not preclude anyone from printing off for personal use as before.

However, I no longer feel embarrassed by the notion that signed originals will have intrinsic value as collectibles and I have finally found a good art printer to work with.

Stay tuned...

Wakanda's picture

I would like one of each of my favorites.  The tough part will be choosing!

waterhorse's picture

Excellent work, William.  I wish you could do a fantasy series titled "If the Law Worked," with bankers behind bars, banksters getting bent over by Bubba, bankers headed for the guillotine, bankers suffering clawbacks so badly they have to work at Wal-Mart, live in a single-wide and drive an AMC Pacer...  

Al Huxley's picture

Shouldn't there be one of Breuer sucking Blankfein's dick while Jamie Dimon sodomizes him? 

 

And the statue of liberty one is good - I always thought an appropriate representation would be of a stylized banker (think the tophat guy from monopoly) sexually assaulting lady justice, while cartoon politicians applaud and throw money, and in the background, Joe Sixpack ignores it, engrossed as he is in watching Dancing with the Stars.   That I think would pretty much capture the reality of the world we live in today.

Stud Duck's picture

I got a lot of Zappa's stuff down stairs in the vinyl boxes, I especially llike his album, (3 records) Joes Garage..

FinalCollapse's picture

Frank Zappa - I got younger for few precious moments...

WB7 - the whole topic of DC/Wall St. corruption is so sad, I have trouble making jokes out of it. May all these people rot in hell.

Race Car Driver's picture

The reason the corruption is so bad is partly because of folks like Zappa and his Laurel Canyon crew. Him and his buddies helped create the soundtrack for the biggest, baddest royal scam this planet has ever seen. Sex, drugs & rock and roll has debased and debauched our culture and society and we danced, fucked, snorted and sang along. The entire swath of destruction cannot yet be fully determined... but we're about to be schooled.

A little Satanism doesn't hurt ... right?

WTFUD's picture

if frank stuck that bag under your nose or his dick in your ass, sue him! am not sure i think it was my great great uncles 2nd cousin on his mothers side who was gay. . . i have these urges, can i apply for compensation?

williambanzai7's picture

I'll tell you what seems sadder to me today.. I watched the banned Princess Diana Inquest Movie which someone linked on twitter. Shocking. I recommend it highly.

FinalCollapse's picture

I will look it up, WB7. I have few hours to spare today. Thx.

williambanzai7's picture

I RT'd it in my twitter feed: @williambanzai7

Slartibartfast's picture

Is that a real poncho or a Sears Made in China poncho?

 

Rest in Peace, Frank...not a day goes by that I don't wonder what you'd make of today's world, and the great albums that would have resulted.

Shigure's picture

You thought he was a man, but he was a muffin

*sigh* nostalgia is such sweet sadness

Thanks WB, some of your finest here :)

 

joego1's picture

Frank's observations about the world seem to timeless.

Overfed's picture

So much truth that it's actually not funny.