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In Re MaRY Jo WHiTe: WHiTe HouSE NoMiNee FoR SEC CHaiRWoMaN...

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BANZAI7 BROKEN NEWS--According to an unnamed White House source, at 2:30 Eastern Swindle Time today, this afternoon, shortly hereafter, whereupon, etc., the President will announce the nomination of no-nonsense former organized crime prosecutor Mary Jo White, to be appointed next Chairwoman of the SEC.

Ms "White", who is yet another "white" collar criminal defense partner of yet another well known "white" shoe Wall Street firm, Debevoise & Plimpton, is well known for leading the prosecution of notorious NYC "white shoed" crime boss John "Dapper Don" Gotti pictured below with capo di crappo John Cortizoni.

This at a minimum is sure to send Wall Street some kind of strong signal. White?

Got that? Dapper John Gotti, that's J-O-H-N  G-O-T-T-I. 

Now listen up all you fringe low brow ZH morons, this time is always different!

Now go home all of you and get ready for the Super Bowl and Beyonce's halftime lip synch jiggle.

And while you are at it, pass the white-out on the way out...





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Thu, 01/24/2013 - 22:14 | 3184529 ShakaZulu
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Alex Jones with Max Keiser.  Max (at around 22:00) says, "GEiThNeR goes to DaVoS To GeT PAID!"  And he's being completely serious!


And I was going to make the Mary Jo and Moe connection but trichotil beat me to it...while also highlighting my first reaction when I googled her image...as to which way her wind blows.


Thu, 01/24/2013 - 22:05 | 3184511 working class dog
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The only thing Milton Friedman did was to get thousandths bankrupt thrown in debtors prision and murdered with the CIA in CHile and Argentina with his Totalitarian Nazi style regimes, he would have been the chief economic advisor for Hitler, check out a few you tubes on thiis dirt bag.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 21:03 | 3184319 HeavydutyMexica...
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This BANZAI7 guy is a visual poet

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 20:09 | 3184194 The Econ Ideal
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William, Can you please consider replacing Friedman with Keynes? Remember, Keynes was a thief, and Marx was a bum. Friedman advocated freedom to choose. Love your work BTW, reminds me of my Dad's commercial art (heydey, 50s-70s). The satire is a burning sensation. 

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 19:17 | 3184087 tony bonn
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you mean pass the white trash

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 18:09 | 3183901 Agstacker
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"The Printer"...



Thu, 01/24/2013 - 18:07 | 3183898 From Germany Wi...
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So where is Draghi and la familia back home in Italy, Mr. B?

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 21:45 | 3184445 williambanzai7
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Busy fretting over Banco Monty Python di Sienna. Nice pizzeria on the square in that town.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 17:19 | 3183748 booboo
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She walks tough, she talks rough, she smell like leather and burnt bacon and she fuck Ruff.....her German Shepherd.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 16:15 | 3183532 Klazy Plick
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". . .you start with a man, then you take away all reason and accountability . . ."

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 16:09 | 3183496 flacorps
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William: Arianna Huffington is now mouthing Blankfein's shaft. You need to cover it!


Thu, 01/24/2013 - 22:54 | 3184651 joego1
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Yeah, as usual not even trying to hide the facial he gave her. ITS FUCKING SICK.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 21:43 | 3184441 williambanzai7
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Haven't you herd, It's Hip to be Squid

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 16:17 | 3183537 shovelhead
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Great...just what we need.

10,000 Squidlets with tits.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 16:06 | 3183474 Clint Liquor
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Mary Jo White was given the task of investigating Bill Clinton's pardon of Marc Rich by GW Bush. She was appointed U.S. Attorney for New York by Bill Clinton. She is a team player, by all accounts.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 16:43 | 3183637 BidnessMan
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Whose team?

I don't recall any results from any Marc Rich investigation.  Got off scot free from what I recall.

But of course now Marc Rich would never have been prosecuted, and would never have needed a pardon.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 16:02 | 3183463 Debeachesand Je...
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Just what this country needs another Mary Jo.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 15:31 | 3183361 williambanzai7
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Quote of the day


Thu, 01/24/2013 - 23:08 | 3184682 joego1
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I'm thinking a Broadway musical on this one.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 22:57 | 3184662 joego1
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I'm thinking a Broadway musical on this one.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 17:09 | 3183722 resurger
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Thu, 01/24/2013 - 16:12 | 3183510 shovelhead
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Should be a NYTimes headline endorsement.

Might as well put a houseplant in the SEC Chair to match the Pothos @ CFTC and call it a day.



Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:38 | 3183165 williambanzai7
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Simmer down everyone, she apparently prosecuted the Blind Sheik as well.

But her husband is a Partner at the biggest White Shoe law firm on this planet: Cravath, Swaine & Moore, where he is busy lobbying against regulation.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 23:40 | 3184744 ShakaZulu
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Husband?  Her husband?

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 15:34 | 3183366 sgt_doom
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Super graphx --- next thing ya know, Prez Obama will appoint a dood named Lewcifer to the Treasury....ah, oh, too late....

(The naturally bizarre thing about that PBS Front Line special, of course, is that they repeat the usual obfuscatory Wall Street talking points about those mortgage loans, etc., when it was primarily about ultra-leveraging on ALL debt, plus the largest insurance swindles of all time [AIG/John Paulson-Goldman Sachs-Abacus CDO-Magnetar Capital-Ambac-MBIA, etc.].)

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 15:55 | 3183429 otto skorzeny
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all you have to know about PBS-last night they had a NOVA on about drones that was sponsored by the Koch Bros and Lockheed-Martin and during a live practice drone sortie one of the "bad guys" on the ground was shown donning a Palestinian keffiyeh. I had to shut that propaganda off before I became physically ill.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 21:54 | 3184469 williambanzai7
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You have to look at PBS as an open platform. The viewer decides what to watch from the program menu, instead of being spoonfed nothing but the same down a one way funnel. In other words, you will never see a show about The Wall Street Untouchables on CBS, NBC or ABC.

A drone show sponsored by Lockheed, however, is the kind of thing an alert critical viewer should certainly want to avoid.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 15:28 | 3183346 dexter_morgan
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also known as Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:58 | 3183228 NotApplicable
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You mean the Blind Sheik with the FBI supplied bomb?

Yep, she's a helluva lawyer to pull that conviction off.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 15:22 | 3183246 williambanzai7
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Blind Sheik and Gotti, that's the spin of the day. Forget about Frontline and the Untouchables. That's old news.

We fringe ZH lowbrows are just so gullible.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 16:42 | 3183585 falak pema
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What you say for this lady applies to Lady Lagarde...read about her upcoming possible incrimination concernng the Sarkozy cabal in France : The Bernard Tapie affair. 

Here is what BI has to say about this new Obammy appointment : Obama's SEC And CFPB Appointments - Business Insider

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 21:52 | 3184467 DeadFred
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Who knows maybe she is a real threat. (A few) crazier things have happened in this world. We'll find out soon- if the S&P suddenly drops through the floor and then she "decides" she really doesn't want the job then we'll know she was legit, <Not holding breath>

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 21:56 | 3184485 williambanzai7
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We shall see. As I said on the Dealbook comment thread, forgive me for being a permanent cynic. After everything we have seen so far, is there any good reason not to be?

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 21:40 | 3184429 williambanzai7
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Let's see now, her husband is a partner of the whitest white shoe firm on Wall Street, Cravath Swaine & Moore, which depends totally on business of it's Wall Street clientele.

Yup, I'm sure they are all quaking in their boots over this appointment. Absolutely terrified.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:35 | 3183128 trichotil
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she looks like moe howard in drag.

i bet she whips up a tasty gefilte fish.

no doubt a celebratory rug munching session with

napalitano and those supreme court yentas

is on the slate for later this evening.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:36 | 3183156 williambanzai7
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Or Mickey Rooney

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:26 | 3183122 gjp
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ok I want the Bernanke crime family signature print - I love it!  Is Summers there?  I can't tell ...

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:34 | 3183153 williambanzai7
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The Professor

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 15:02 | 3183245 gjp
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Ah - didn't recognize his younger face without the fourth chin!

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:25 | 3183118 Joe moneybags
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Nice pic of Ben Meathead Rob Reiner Bernanke.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:18 | 3183103 nonplused
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"Deriva Tits" - that's awesome.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:18 | 3183099 Steel_Preacher
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Hey where is "Timmy the Tongue" Geithnerzoni? Did he get whacked or what?

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:24 | 3183113 williambanzai7
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The Bookie

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:13 | 3183081 WyMi
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You nailed it again. Bonzai your name will go down in history for your inspiration.

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:09 | 3183066 WillyGroper
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Eastern Swindle Time

Love it & so true!

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 14:12 | 3183077 Chupacabra-322
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The Global Criminal Cabal Crime Syndicate.

1 Rockefeller Family Standard Oil
2 Morgan Family J. P. Morgan & Co.
3 Ford Family Ford Motors
4 Harkness Family Standard Oil
5 Mellon Family Aluminum Company
6 Vanderbilt Family NY Central R&R
7 Whitney Family Standard Oil
8 Standard Oil Families Standard Oil
9 Du Pont Family DuPont
10 McCormick Family International Harvester, Chicago Times
11 Baker Family First National Bank
12 Fisher Family General Motors
13 Guggenheim Family American Smelting & Refining Co.
14 Field Family Marshall Field’s
15 Curtis-Boks Family Curtis Publishing Co.
16 Duke Family American Tobacco Company
17 Berwind Family Berwind-White Coal Co.
18 Lehman Family Lehman Brothers
19 Widener Family American Tobacco Company, public utilities
20 Reynolds Family R. J. Reynolds
21 Astor Family Real estate
22 Winthrop Family Miscellaneous
23 Stillman Family Citibank
24 Timken Family Timken
25 Pitcairn Family Pittsburgh Plate Glass Co. (now PPG Industries)
26 Warburg Family Kuhn, Loeb & Co.
27 Metcalf Family Rhode Island textile mills
28 Clark Family Singer Sewing Machine Co.
29 Phipps Family Carnegie Steel
30 Kahn Family Kuhn, Loeb & Co.
31 Green Family Stocks and real estate
32 Patterson Family Chicago Tribune
33 Taft Family Real estate
34 Deering Family International Harvester
35 De Forest Family Corporate law practice
36 Gould Family Railroads
37 Hills Family Railroads
38 Drexel Family J. P. Morgan & Co.
39 Ryan Family Stock market
40 Foster Family Auto parts
41 Johnson Family Victor Phonograph
42 James Family Copper and railroads
43 Nash Family Automobiles
44 Schiff Family Kuhn, Loeb & Co.
45 Patten Family Wheat market
46 Hayden Family Stock market
47 Weber Family Allied Chemical & Dye Corp.
48 Blumenthal Family Lazard
49 Mills Family Mining
50 Friedsam Family Merchandising
51 McLean Family Mining
52 Higgins Family New York real estate
53 Cochran Family Textiles
54 Kirkwood Family
55 Tyson Family
56 Huntington Family Railroads
57 Storrow Family Lee Higginson & Co.
58 Rosenwald Family Sears Roebuck
59 Baruch Family Stock market
60 Kresge Family Merchandising
Source: Pulitzer prize winner Ferdinand Lundberg “Americas sixty families”
Thu, 01/24/2013 - 17:25 | 3183771 Cathartes Aura
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@ The Global Criminal Cabal Crime Syndicate. . .

And we know who you are
And we know where you live
And we know there's no need to forgive again

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, new ballad, could be a theme. . .

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 16:24 | 3183564 falak pema
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you have no right to say that; to affirm this you have proven you are a commie and someone who should stand before the Committee for unamerican activites. 

Damn scoundrel son of the dirty Hollywood ten ! 

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 15:05 | 3183259 Minburi
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This book written by Lundberg influenced my understanding of life.

He also came down hard on foundations as tax havens for storage and transference of vast intergenerational wealth.

Look at what a joke Nobel is... Barack Obama... the European Union.... WTF?

Thu, 01/24/2013 - 16:27 | 3183575 falak pema
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Sir, you are a traitor to western civilisation. Take that back! 

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