The reason the world has declined
Is debt is now so intertwined
A pasta like mess
Of debt in distress
Prepare for the massive unwind!!!
The Limerick King
Scusi mio, I have passed gaseous EURO clouds...
Introducing Fabrizio Viola CEO...
Who apparently only recently learned of these spicy financial developments from a secret document contained in the Bank's vault (no doubt because the banks auditors were too busy serving canapes in the pasta tent at Davos).