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TBTJ HOLDER (Final)

1. Has the Justice Department designated certain institutions whose failure could jeopardize the stability of the financial markets and are thus, “too big to jail”? If so, please name them.

Answer: Inside my bra.

2. Has the Justice Department ever failed to bring a prosecution against an institution due to concern that their failure could jeopardize financial markets?

Answer: Watch what you say knucklehead, or I'll squeeze harder.

3. Are there any entities the Justice Department has entered into settlements with, in which the amount of the settlement reflected a concern that markets could be impacted by such a settlement? If so, for which entities?

Answer: In the barrel.

4. Please provide the names of all outside experts consulted by the Justice Department in making prosecutorial decisions regarding financial institutions with over $1 billion in assets.

Answer: See the totem pole of regulatory fears.

5. Please provide any compensation contracts for these individuals.

Answer: Madam never kisses and tells.

6. How did DOJ ensure that these experts provided unconflicted and unbiased advice to DOJ?

Answer: No money, no honey.

 

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Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:55 | 3198687 williambanzai7
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Don't blame me, blame the klepto worms who keep begging for more rough graphics.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:56 | 3198698 Wakanda
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klepto worms?

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:01 | 3198727 williambanzai7
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Those depicted in the images.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:37 | 3198877 machineh
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Would you like to see Bankstas
Rule again, my friend?
All you have to do is follow the worms.

 Would you like to send our colored cousin
Home again, my friend?
All you need to do is follow the worms.

http://www.pink-floyd-lyrics.com/html/waiting-for-worms-wall-lyrics.html


Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:41 | 3198903 williambanzai7
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You got it.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:06 | 3198742 Wakanda
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Potenetial revenue stream - charge them for special Banzai XXX versions.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:47 | 3198643 otto skorzeny
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I thought Grassley(along with Dickhead Durbin) was too busy handing out massive farm subsidies and banning imports of evil Brazilian corn to be bothered with trivial shit like this

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:50 | 3198666 FEDbuster
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You got that right.  The true welfare kings and queens ride John Deere tractors and pick up trucks.  Producer level food stamps.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:35 | 3198872 otto skorzeny
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somebody's gotta buy the $60k F350s and $300k JDs to ride around in

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:40 | 3198601 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Hey that's Devine Brown's corner!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:39 | 3198597 williambanzai7
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CRONY LIBERTY

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 12:12 | 3199044 the grateful un...
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you've reached the bernanke residence, no one is home..

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:34 | 3198560 Zer0head
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who's the dickhead?

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:37 | 3198587 williambanzai7
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Lanny Breuer

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 12:17 | 3199052 monad
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Breuer = Rothschild 

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 12:55 | 3199140 Colonel Klink
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Breuer = Another zionist cunt in the machine.

EDIT: Like the down vote, sorry Lanny just calling it like it is.  Chickenshit.  Good to see you visit ZH though.

EDIT #2:  I see Eric "place" Holder stopped by as well.  Welcome!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 13:02 | 3199201 williambanzai7
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I note your discretion in using the term Zionist.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 16:51 | 3200182 Colonel Klink
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DING!  Thanks William, you caught the nuance.  I changed it after I started typing.

Not all who worship Yaweh are evil, only the ones who protect the criminals or are one themselves.

I am NOT goyim!

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 14:40 | 3199537 Tall Tom
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I would give that a +100 if I could!!! Thanks for the differentiation.

Wed, 01/30/2013 - 15:25 | 3199749 williambanzai7
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Now they are busy snapping at Hagel. That will backfire shortly.

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