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BANZAI7 NEWS, Jackass Island USA--Once again the world famous hedge hog Punxatawdry Ben will come out of his Jackass Island printing bunker and to check to see the shadow banks.

Either way, according to Punxatawdry Ben's trainer Lloyd Blankenfein, this can be interpreted to mean that cash strapped Wall Street bankstas and fat cats can happily look forward to many more ink filled printing rounds of quantitative schtupping in 2013.

"The ground hog is like most other prophets; it delivers it's prediction and then disappears."--Bill Vaughn 

"Punxatawdry Ben is the bellweather of false profits; he prints predictably and then the ink disappears."--WilliamBanzai7




This groundhog is scared of the light
Bank shadows gave him a fright
It's always the winter
With this evil printer
His theories are simply a blight

The Limerick King







Ben looks a little bit hairy
The shadow banks sure can be scary
But just like before
Ben's eyesight is poor
So Lloyd is exceedingly merry

The Limerick





This groundhog is scared of the light
Bank shadows gave him a fright
It's always the winter
With this evil printer
His theories are simply a blight

The Limerick King




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Sat, 02/02/2013 - 02:58 | Link to Comment Setarcos
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Mimicry being a form of flattery, WB, one of my pet poets thought he'd keystroke this:


The Bernank Hog is never quite right,

S'why he lurks in bank shadows at night,

As he ponders the state of his sphincter,

In a mirror he holds to the rearer,

'Cos his heli-droppings feel ever more tight.

(attr. Arfur Nickel, the poor mans poet.)

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 23:20 | Link to Comment Hive Raid
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Usually amused but this time I lold at the thought of old Ben Shalom creeping out of his hole to announce and then scurrying back in.

We should dress him up like that and make him live in a dirt hole once the tide turns. We could give him important numbers to pour over about whatever groundhogs eat, and make him do a weekly forecast on it. He's got to earn his grubs.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 23:17 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Those Fucking worthless "scapegoat" asshat "parasites" are awesome... I'm in heaven<

  With their Mothers...

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 23:09 | Link to Comment mantrid
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Blankenfein himself looks like a groundhog or a hamster

But Ben's beard fits the fur better

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 22:07 | Link to Comment scrappy
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When is the video coming out on this and all of your work?


I looked up "Groundhog Day" and it's been taken down by the corps for coycat vioations.




The Time has come to Create our own Insitutions including media, me thinks...


Triage the rest, save the best.


It's alreay happening...


Because we must.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 00:09 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Speaking of copyright Nazis, and slightly off topic, I received an email today from zazzle informing all zazzle sellers that Fender had made a copyright complaint and all images with a Fender guitar, or even the shape of a fender guitar, would be pulled.

Now this is so fucking ludicrous and it exemplifies how the lawyers think the copyright laws are supposed to work. Basically, if you take it to its logical extreme, it means the only image that does not infringe a copyright is a nude image and they won't let you print that either.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 14:17 | Link to Comment Stud Duck
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Phuch those Nazi's!

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 00:46 | Link to Comment Setarcos
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Methinks that 'logical' is a redundant word in this increasingly absurd and macabre world ... not that it didn't always tend this way as empires went into decline.  But on this scale?

Anyhow good choice of symbols WB.  (BTW I liked CDs re-appearance and thanks for the info about where he might have wented.)

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 05:50 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I think he is coming with another one soon.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 06:39 | Link to Comment Setarcos
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Ta. Good to know.




Fri, 02/01/2013 - 21:08 | Link to Comment espirit
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If he see's his shadow, does this mean he prints for 6 moar weeks?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 20:16 | Link to Comment de3de8
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Looks like varment rifle fodder!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 21:19 | Link to Comment joego1
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And they say the AR15 isnt good for hunting.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 19:59 | Link to Comment blindman
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Friday February 1 9:00am
1 hour News
Guns and Butter
just grabbed this from a post close by....?.
William Cooper-Behold A Pale Horse

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 00:18 | Link to Comment monad
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On yt find Bill Cooper Rose Cross College, Bill Cooper The Godmakers & Bill Cooper ADL, Bill Cooper predicting 911 in July 2001. Remember, remember ...

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 18:49 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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if you just remember than when you see these guys, like bernanke, you're really listening to the Under Secretary of the Treasury. one of the untoward changes bush made while in office was to bring the Fed head into the cabinet, (ben travelled with them, met with them, and probably got the weekly corporate pep talks) although i am not sure how much obama follows that part of the bush schedule. in testimony bernanke said once, the dollar is not my problem, and a week later he was making a speech about the strong dollar. but then who bailed out the banks, it wasn't bernanke, it was the bush obama transistion team (status quo government) as footnote the immigration bill bush couldn't get through his own party in congress (although he had democratic support) is now headed for law. the beat down of the american congress is now complete, to highlight the capitulation, note that the debt ceiling bill passed also, without a whimper. for those advocating the overthrow of the government the job just got a lot bigger..

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 01:58 | Link to Comment Setarcos
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I don't think that any of these public figures count for anything.

At one time I thought people were a bit nutty for their theories about the real powers that direct and plan national and global events, but since 9/11, PNAC and the now obvious intention of banksters to financialize everything, I'll consider any reasonable behind-the-scenes conspiracy theory ... but, therefore, not of the ilk of "lizard shape shifters".

The Rothschilds and their ilk are a different matter, plus Chatham House, Bilderberg and a few other credible organizations, with the power to select public figures to further their agenda in the minds of the masses, with populist propaganda and nationalistic rhetoric.

It was the aftermath of 9/11 that cost me my naivety/woke me up.

Even if Bernanke had genuine answers (though he comes across to me as an academic dullard) he would be as dead as JFK if he tried to break with his employers/puppet-masters (sure he has sold his soul, but what politician doesn't?)

Please don't cite Ron Paul as an exception, because he spent decades in a cushy job asking Dorothy Dix questions, whereas he could have run as an independent and maybe co-operated with Ralf Nader.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 17:22 | Link to Comment WTFUD
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Ben, he started off so well ( so they tell me ) said he made the perfect Pair (Queens with timmy G ) now close your eyes and realise how he loved us, how he tried. . . Save Me, Save Me, Save Meeee, i can't run this Ship Alone. . . he's printing and he's faaar from Home.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 17:01 | Link to Comment WTFUD
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I've doubled my shorts and halved my longs. . .
and bad Mistakes, i've made a Few. . . i've had my share of Algos kicked in my face but i'd never lose. . . No time for Losers, cuz we are the Chumpians of the World.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 16:26 | Link to Comment q99x2
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The blight groundhog had me howling.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment WTFUD
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yes benny loves me, yes benny loves me, yes benny loves me, the stock market tells me soooo. . . .

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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The most bizarre & trippy Banzai7's yet! Got a good laugh!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 16:06 | Link to Comment sodbuster
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Gotta love those grandkids.

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?".

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!".

She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?".

I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull Shit."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 16:32 | Link to Comment Shigure
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Yes it does, give me a warning next time!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 15:23 | Link to Comment WTFUD
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You aint nothing but a groundhog aprintin all the time. . . .for sure you aint no friend of mine!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 15:28 | Link to Comment WALLST8MY8BALL
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They said he could print fast

he was aprintin all the time

They said the ink cant last

Quinfinty's a long long time!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:35 | Link to Comment villainvomit
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PB did not see the Shadow Banks.  LOL  BEEUTEEFUL !!

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 00:03 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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There is pun in every word.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:23 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Has anyone noticed that empty ad box at the end of the post?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 02:03 | Link to Comment Setarcos
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Yes.  Seemed a bit strange ... maybe you are hitting raw nerves?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 22:55 | Link to Comment OldTrooper
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No, I was distracted by the Asian girl ad.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 00:04 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Unfortunately, I've been seeing UBS ads all day.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 17:51 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Yeah, me too.  I run AdBlock, but maybe someone has figured out a way to dig a bit through the block.  Wouldn't click it ;-_


PS - thanks for the drone.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:55 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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Has anyone noticed that empty ad box at the end of the post?

Yeah, I've been seeing it at the end of every post today.

BTW, the one with Dimon, Blankfein, and Freddie Krugger is outstanding. The expressions on the faces as they gaze upon the masked bandit are perfect.

The one under it is also perfect, with Lloyd holding the unmasked Bernankpig.

Thanks for helping us all laugh at the cwazy cwiminals.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:41 | Link to Comment akak
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William, yes, I see that box, and it is definitely NOT empty on my end --- I see in it ads for APMEX (two of them) and VectorVest.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:58 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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and I saw this:

does that banner say NASDAQ?  Actually image#6 is the most disturbing - the dude actually looks like Speilberg

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 01:00 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Those pictures are raciss because I didn't see one black person in there.

Ironic someone like Spielberg could look like someone in the Nazi party.  Hmmmm, funny how that works.  I'm SURE there wouldn't be anyone of his persuasion in that party.  Wink wink

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:12 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Camp David bull skeet range...


Sat, 02/02/2013 - 00:58 | Link to Comment Colonel Klink
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Well we all know that Obummer has shot "skeet" at least twice!

Too bad Momma Obamma didn't swallow instead.  It would have saved this nation a lot of troubles.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 19:21 | Link to Comment Lmo Mutton
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I need a Tshirt with a clay pigeon on it.
So the drones can find me.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:11 | Link to Comment a growing concern
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Fuck you and the throbbing Goldman member you rode in on, Bernanke!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:59 | Link to Comment kaiserhoff
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How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck,

if a woodchuck could fuck Ben?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:11 | Link to Comment WALLST8MY8BALL
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How much Ink can the printer drink?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:09 | Link to Comment Conax
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Quite a bit once he ties a board across his ass to keep from falling in.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:57 | Link to Comment waterwitch
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What's with the prairie dog?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:04 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Fri, 02/01/2013 - 16:45 | Link to Comment monad
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Looks like a cynomys prepper.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 15:06 | Link to Comment WALLST8MY8BALL
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Paw print marks leave a telltale sign

There's a furry friend loose and committing a crime

Takes no precaution leaving the fold

For the placid casual have remote control


Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:56 | Link to Comment blindman
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1 February 2013 Last updated at 10:43
" Missing property tycoon found lost, ragged and scarred Kevin McGeever had been missing for eight months
A missing Irish property developer has been found wandering, lost and emaciated on a country road, eight months after he disappeared.

Kevin McGeever, 68, is recovering in hospital in Mullingar, County Westmeath. " ...
what? hmmm....

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 00:02 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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A missing Irish property tycoon walks into a bar wearing no clothes and a long beard...

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