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BANZAI7 NEWS, Jackass Island USA--Once again the world famous hedge hog Punxatawdry Ben will come out of his Jackass Island printing bunker and to check to see the shadow banks.

Either way, according to Punxatawdry Ben's trainer Lloyd Blankenfein, this can be interpreted to mean that cash strapped Wall Street bankstas and fat cats can happily look forward to many more ink filled printing rounds of quantitative schtupping in 2013.

"The ground hog is like most other prophets; it delivers it's prediction and then disappears."--Bill Vaughn 

"Punxatawdry Ben is the bellweather of false profits; he prints predictably and then the ink disappears."--WilliamBanzai7

 

FEDERAL RESERVE GROUNDHOG

 

This groundhog is scared of the light
Bank shadows gave him a fright
It's always the winter
With this evil printer
His theories are simply a blight

The Limerick King

 

PUNXATAWDRY BEN 2013
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PUNXATAWDRY BEN 2013

 

Ben looks a little bit hairy
The shadow banks sure can be scary
But just like before
Ben's eyesight is poor
So Lloyd is exceedingly merry

The Limerick

 

PUNXATAWDRY BEN 2013

 

 

This groundhog is scared of the light
Bank shadows gave him a fright
It's always the winter
With this evil printer
His theories are simply a blight

The Limerick King

 

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PUXATAWDRY BULL

 

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Sat, 02/02/2013 - 02:45 | 3208721 Setarcos
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A missing Irish property tycoon walks into a bar wearing no clothes and a long beard.

"Top of the mornin' to yer," says the landlord, "what can oi be doin' for yer?"

"A point of Guiness would be just fine, wit some underpants as a chaser."

"All yours." Said the landlord. "But what's wit der beard?"

"Ah 'tis a long story." Said the tycoon. "Because I got abducted to be taken on a tour of all the properties I had sold to mugs. And it took so long that my clothes wore out and my beard got long."

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 00:21 | 3208549 blindman
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the bartender says ....
"why the long slur carved into your forehead?" ..
.
a horse walks into a bar and say to the bartender
" give me a beer " ,
the bartender says ...
" why the long face? "
.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:52 | 3206732 NeedtoSecede
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I know many groundhogs that will be offended by being associated with all these crony scumbags. 

Nice work nonetheless WB7!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:48 | 3206727 stant
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six more weeks of suckering in the muppets

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:38 | 3206699 machineh
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William -- did you mean to sign your real name to the '9/11 Ben' one?

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:52 | 3206740 williambanzai7
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I am Elmer J Fudd, I own a mansion und a yacht. ;-)

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:07 | 3206773 ebworthen
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LOL!

Oh I love that Looney Tune.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:57 | 3206747 machineh
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Blasting gwoundhogs instead of wabbits now, eh?

Pesky varmints ...

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:36 | 3206692 Never One Roach
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Brilliant !!! Incredible creativity ....gracias.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:15 | 3206605 williambanzai7
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AL JAZEERGORE

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 23:55 | 3208509 williambanzai7
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Gore is a gaseous bloviating hypocrite just like the rest of them.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 07:47 | 3208845 Al Gorerhythm
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Ain't got that swing.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:06 | 3206769 ebworthen
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Al Gore - poster child of the money-grubbing equivocating kleptocrats.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:21 | 3206821 williambanzai7
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And a Goldman Sachs wannabe

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:29 | 3206659 WALLST8MY8BALL
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He is talking, of course, about "ManBernKrug"

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:08 | 3208992 Enslavethechild...
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GOREZILLA!

(that's not fair of me, Gore doesn't have any scissors to defend himself)

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 13:13 | 3206592 Enslavethechild...
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Benzilla is coming...

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:59 | 3206535 Stud Duck
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We are all on the fringe of something.

Greast stuff William!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:59 | 3206531 Stud Duck
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The hog is out of the hole, and sees nothing but piggs, pigs and more pigs as far as the eye can see!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:58 | 3206528 williambanzai7
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ZERO HEDGE DELIVERANCE

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 22:19 | 3210176 ShakaZulu
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Our next Federal Reserve Chairman?

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 00:41 | 3208586 Yen Cross
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sixty one

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 21:25 | 3208074 Rearranging Dec...
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Nice!

Hey William how about using your mad photoshop skilz to spoof the Time Magazine Obama man of the Year to alter it to GUNS & AMMO Salesman of the year cover.?

Keep up the good work always get a good laugh!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 23:59 | 3208513 williambanzai7
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That's an idea.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 00:55 | 3208601 Colonel Klink
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Please, please, do that one!  Or maybe Rahm like Rahmbo.  Misspelling intended.  Maybe bodies stacked like cordwood in the background with "Gun control" emblazoned across the bandoliers.

Make sure you get all the usual suspects in there.  Big sis, Place Holder, etc.

EDIT:  And great job as usual WB!

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 11:04 | 3208987 Enslavethechild...
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Obama insane shooting gunman of the year

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 18:53 | 3207753 monad
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Typical 2nd generation socialist

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 16:11 | 3207265 marathonman
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LOL!  My uparrow pushed it to 30!

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 16:20 | 3207311 Shigure
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Whoops, my uparrow pushed it to 31 and ruined the effect. Sorry :(

*hangs head in shame*

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:50 | 3206893 moroots
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Alternate picture caption: Million Dollar Bonus, as seen in his natural habitat.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 14:32 | 3206842 Mad Mohel
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Minus the fucked up teeth and grime, this guy reminds me of Kyle Bass for some reason.

Fri, 02/01/2013 - 19:45 | 3207835 JR
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Unemployed migrant hedge fund worker, Kyle Bass, victim of the 2016 TBTF Great Depression, laughs at life’s little jokes when told by a Starbuck employee that his former $1 million fortune of 20 million nickels is short just one nickel to buy a latte. Bass is traveling through Oklahoma in hopes of finding work.

Sat, 02/02/2013 - 07:12 | 3208837 lakecity55
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Dear Leader, coincidentally driving by Kyle, stops and takes the rest of his nickles.

"You didn't make those."

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