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PuNXaTaWDRY BeN PReVieW 2013...
BANZAI7 NEWS, Jackass Island USA--Once again the world famous hedge hog Punxatawdry Ben will come out of his Jackass Island printing bunker and to check to see the shadow banks.
Either way, according to Punxatawdry Ben's trainer Lloyd Blankenfein, this can be interpreted to mean that cash strapped Wall Street bankstas and fat cats can happily look forward to many more ink filled printing rounds of quantitative schtupping in 2013.
"The ground hog is like most other prophets; it delivers it's prediction and then disappears."--Bill Vaughn
"Punxatawdry Ben is the bellweather of false profits; he prints predictably and then the ink disappears."--WilliamBanzai7
This groundhog is scared of the light
Bank shadows gave him a fright
It's always the winter
With this evil printer
His theories are simply a blight
The Limerick King
Ben looks a little bit hairy
The shadow banks sure can be scary
But just like before
Ben's eyesight is poor
So Lloyd is exceedingly merry
The Limerick
This groundhog is scared of the light
Bank shadows gave him a fright
It's always the winter
With this evil printer
His theories are simply a blight
The Limerick King
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A missing Irish property tycoon walks into a bar wearing no clothes and a long beard.
"Top of the mornin' to yer," says the landlord, "what can oi be doin' for yer?"
"A point of Guiness would be just fine, wit some underpants as a chaser."
"All yours." Said the landlord. "But what's wit der beard?"
"Ah 'tis a long story." Said the tycoon. "Because I got abducted to be taken on a tour of all the properties I had sold to mugs. And it took so long that my clothes wore out and my beard got long."
the bartender says ....
"why the long slur carved into your forehead?" ..
.
a horse walks into a bar and say to the bartender
" give me a beer " ,
the bartender says ...
" why the long face? "
.
I know many groundhogs that will be offended by being associated with all these crony scumbags.
Nice work nonetheless WB7!
six more weeks of suckering in the muppets
William -- did you mean to sign your real name to the '9/11 Ben' one?
I am Elmer J Fudd, I own a mansion und a yacht. ;-)
LOL!
Oh I love that Looney Tune.
Blasting gwoundhogs instead of wabbits now, eh?
Pesky varmints ...
Brilliant !!! Incredible creativity ....gracias.
Gore is a gaseous bloviating hypocrite just like the rest of them.
Ain't got that swing.
Al Gore - poster child of the money-grubbing equivocating kleptocrats.
And a Goldman Sachs wannabe
He is talking, of course, about "ManBernKrug"
GOREZILLA!
(that's not fair of me, Gore doesn't have any scissors to defend himself)
Benzilla is coming...
We are all on the fringe of something.
Greast stuff William!
The hog is out of the hole, and sees nothing but piggs, pigs and more pigs as far as the eye can see!
Our next Federal Reserve Chairman?
sixty one
Nice!
Hey William how about using your mad photoshop skilz to spoof the Time Magazine Obama man of the Year to alter it to GUNS & AMMO Salesman of the year cover.?
Keep up the good work always get a good laugh!
That's an idea.
Please, please, do that one! Or maybe Rahm like Rahmbo. Misspelling intended. Maybe bodies stacked like cordwood in the background with "Gun control" emblazoned across the bandoliers.
Make sure you get all the usual suspects in there. Big sis, Place Holder, etc.
EDIT: And great job as usual WB!
Obama insane shooting gunman of the year
Typical 2nd generation socialist
LOL! My uparrow pushed it to 30!
Whoops, my uparrow pushed it to 31 and ruined the effect. Sorry :(
*hangs head in shame*
Alternate picture caption: Million Dollar Bonus, as seen in his natural habitat.
Minus the fucked up teeth and grime, this guy reminds me of Kyle Bass for some reason.
Unemployed migrant hedge fund worker, Kyle Bass, victim of the 2016 TBTF Great Depression, laughs at life’s little jokes when told by a Starbuck employee that his former $1 million fortune of 20 million nickels is short just one nickel to buy a latte. Bass is traveling through Oklahoma in hopes of finding work.
Dear Leader, coincidentally driving by Kyle, stops and takes the rest of his nickles.
"You didn't make those."