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WeLCoMe BaCK To THe ToXiC EuRo DuMP...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 02/04/2013 11:20 -0400

Beware of the whole Eurozone
This dump has undoubtedly grown
With shit that's decaying
From toxic conveying
The contents are simply unknown

The Limerick King

This could be Draghis' last dance
The EU is on its last chance
Rajoy abhores him
And Merkel ignores him
While nations all shit in their pants

The Limerick King

Mario's King Of The Dance
His passion: to playfully prance
He helps banks to hide
Rotten assets inside
Will he pay the price? - not a chance

The Limerick King

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Spidey is falling and fast
How long will this web-slinger last?
Will new webs be found
Before he hits ground?
His time for salvation has passed!

The Limerick King

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Mon, 02/04/2013 - 19:08 | 3214696 falak pema

Everything that has been said about me and my colleagues in the party is untrue, except for some things”...Mariano Rajoy.

I can buy Italy's elections for 3.4 billion Euros...Berlusconi.

We are fighting a war against "terrorism" in Mali and France and USA are on the same page on Iran... Hollande /Biden.

I believe that Mr Rajoy has the best interests of Spain when he acts so courageously... Frau Merkel.

IMF will conduct a stress test of Berlusconi's testicles...ummm, Italian banks, in early 2013...Lady Christine Lagarde.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 18:46 | 3214628 Savyindallas

WB7 is one of the great talents of our time. When I look at all that shit which passes for modern "art" at the museum, I think surely WB7 gets a couple of million for each of his far more creative worthy pieces. Well maybe not. I think most modern art is just a scam -a bunch of unemployed homosexuals (not that there's anything wrong with that) getting federal grants to create garbage filled with darkness, sex, urine and feces smeared all over crucifixes and such. Then a bunch of gay appraisers and art critics bid up the price like Danny Faulkner did with the I-30 condos and Wells fargo did with California Liars loans during the housing bubble -then these rich crooked billionairs like Buffet and Lloyd blankfein, who bought a bunch of this garbage for next to nothing and stored it in their warehouse for a few years -they donate it to some museum and take millions of dollars of tax deductions for their benevolent charity. Soon they'll all get together and hype it up and sellthe rest of their garbage art to a bunch of suckers who have been conned into thinking it's a good investment -and then the fake art bubble will collapse, and the bagholders will be stuck with a bunch of worthless garbage that's not even fit to be used to wipe your butt. Bubbles and scams-the American way.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 20:13 | 3214908 Cathartes Aura

"art" only has value to those who value it.

your descriptive has been understood by many movements, globally, over time, and hence mocked for the ridiculous postures taken. . . who's yer Dada, Andy Warhol?

Banzai is carrying on a fine tradition of punk/DIY culture, from my perspective, and his work will always have more value than a banker can quantify/inflate/corrupt.

enjoy him while we can!

Rock On Bill.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 22:58 | 3215296 williambanzai7

I'm seeing a banner ad for on ZH for Art Assure: The Art World's Investment Bank.

Warhol was a great artist. But looking back, it really is mostly creative sensationalism. I think he just found his own way to thumb his nose at the establishment without getting overtly political, which is the kiss of death if you want to make a decent living on your art. "I'll reproduce a Cambells Soup can and some idiot will pay millions for it."

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 23:16 | 3215343 Cathartes Aura

Andy had his unique perspective, 'tis true, and one of the smartest things he did was surround himself with the creative misfits of his time, making good use of the camouflage. . .plenty of folks returned his favour, and everyone got used in an orgy of reciprocity that suited the times, spawning music, film, and more.

more difficult to "make a living" as an artist during contracting times, when the majority of folks are more concerned with food and shelter, and certainly when more "artists" are chasing the fewer "patrons" - poseurs abound, on all sides, and the desperation is palpable.

which is why it's good to point at authenticity, particularly when it has heart.

"Art Ass-U-R" eh? no doubt, lol.

some real brilliance in your work today, here's hoping they use that "mask" well !

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 22:49 | 3214790 williambanzai7

Thank you. And that was a short and concise description of how the commercial art market works today(not that there is anything wrong with that).

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 16:38 | 3214274 mikecagg

Monti is playing real hard,

He wants you to let down your guard,

Just follow the Ace,

It's in the wrong place,

A game thats played with 3 cards.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 16:27 | 3214244 Cognitive Dissonance

It's a mad mad mad mad world Banzai7. And you ain't doing much to help clear things up. :)

Was that the fat lady singing, or just another fat lady?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 20:59 | 3215028 acetinker

Hey Cog, Assuming you see this reply, know that I consider you a brother-in-arms. Just in case some folk here regard us gun-toters... That ain't the kind of arms I'm screamin' about. Know what I mean? Nevertheless, those kinds of arms still are necessary.

Wish it weren't so.

Peace to you and Mrs. Cog.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 14:50 | 3213892 WTFUD

Let's construct one large toxic waste dump, mummify all of the evil bastards pictured above plus the judges and "money whores" and last but not least the Propaganda Merchants of Shameless DisssInformation!
My Only worry is, would we breach the new carbon/toxic tax laws?
The sheer scale of such a project we know is immence but i am most confident voluntary labour hours could bring it in on time and under budget.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 14:14 | 3213773 WTFUD

WB7 those look like unopened safety deposit boxes on the periphery wall. If you open any one guaranteed to find a stash of us tbills ready to wipe your arse with on the other side. handy!!

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 17:50 | 3213727 hooligan2009

fairs fair...how about a three way custard pie food fight (courtesy of the SNAP program) between the clowns of europe, US and Japan!

could be a before and after party..

love the "austerity for all" one...trouble is...it can't be "austerity" if the sailors slow down their alcohol intake from 25 pints plus meat pies a day (horse meat of ourse) to just 24.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:41 | 3213685 the grateful un...

just be advised Ducklings, that the USG/Fed/ and Corporate America's branch of the illuminati (see Beyonce) will turn out the lights if they don't like the way the game is going.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 14:05 | 3213740 NotApplicable

Voodoo, bitchez!

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:07 | 3213586 Volaille de Bresse

Hey William may be you could do sth around B-movie hero "Toxic Avenger"?

http://www.google.fr/search?hl=fr&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1216...

I'd see Draghi or Van Rompuy playing the part with a big LTRO mop in hand...

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:48 | 3213702 williambanzai7

I have a toxic Bernanke, but it is time to do a toxic Mario.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 16:19 | 3214210 Creepy Lurker

WILLIAM!!!!!!

I've just come from Flickr, and I must have "Target Liberty" on a coffee mug!

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 19:39 | 3214792 williambanzai7

OK, give me a few hours.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 17:52 | 3214481 Tijuana Donkey Show

"Toxic Bernanke" That sounds like a codeword for something dirty and sexual. Is a TB when you have someone shit over you on a glass coffeetable, but there is no coffeetable?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:52 | 3213540 the grateful un...

we can make the analogy that this euro business is W2 without the blitzkreig. (what are the Germans getting out of all this, a place where they can vacation?) who's painting this spanish revolutions Guernica? Wm Banzai?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 14:32 | 3213834 Liquid Courage

splitzkreig?

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 19:06 | 3214689 kaiserhoff

obergodtdamnorung.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:34 | 3213643 williambanzai7

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:37 | 3213670 the grateful un...

your cubism is very very good

can you give me directions to New Orleans? (baby clydesdale is the symbol of economic recovery)

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:34 | 3213500 Free_french

I am asking for a favour... We as french would be very interested in a Alfred E Neuman's François Hollande mask... He would fit perfectly in my opinion... Thanks in advance...

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:36 | 3213507 williambanzai7

Come back in about 1 hour.

Mon, 02/04/2013 - 13:22 | 3213626 williambanzai7

Voila!