williambanzai7's picture



Bernanke could be the next Pope
To help fill the sheeple with hope
In times of despair
Instead of some prayer
His printing will help them to cope

The Limerick King










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blindman's picture

"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the US public believes is false"
= William J. Casey, 1981

WTFUD's picture

I can see clearly now the Debt is gone
I can't see any obstacles in our way
Gone are the dark clouds to reveal the Drones
Gonna be a bright bright sunshiney day
Yes gonna be a bright bright sunshiney day.

mt paul's picture

the pope resigned

so he could spend more time

on his zero hedge account 

under alias ,WilliamBanzai7

nathan1234's picture

Imagine if Dorner hacks into the drone and sends it back to target those who are targeting him.

If the Iranians could hack in, why not an American !!!



WTFUD's picture

"Spock to Enterprise do you copy?"
Eyeball Mr President we are somewhere between Mercury and UrAnus"
"What can we do for you Sir?"
"Well Kirk the ClingOns at the Banks are well just clinging on"
"Mr Pres. . .errr Mr Spock when they offered you the position you were informed there would be a degree of human emotion"
" Kirk beam, beam to fuck outta here"

gerriek's picture

Probably your best ever. You brightened up my day. Can't remember when last I had such a good laugh.

Keep them coming.

Peter Pan's picture

I agree.

How can one man cause such ridicule and mirth and yet still be free and alive?



Peter Pan's picture

i guess if police departments start to use drones then we will truly be able to say "pigs fly".

H E D G E H O G's picture

Banz, know you're busy, but how bout Chris "the Droner" Dorner with the O'Bummer Afro & shades?  or not:)

StychoKiller's picture

Does anyone else remember what happened to the protagonist in "Farenheit 451,"

before he escaped from the authorities?

Mr. Lucky's picture

When the only tool you have is a drone everyone looks like a terrorist.

Lady Heather...UNCLE's picture

That horse at denver aerodrome is an evil looking thing

Bear's picture

WB ... Did I miss PK kicking the can down the road?

Tango in the Blight's picture

According to the Prophecy of the Popes the next Pope (the 112th Pope since 1143 when Saint Malachy allegedly declared the prophecy) is going to be Peter the Roman (Petrus Romanus). During the pontificate of Peter the city of Rome will be destroyed and the final judgement will come.

moonstears's picture

And uh, the lightning strike too...weird stuff, oogah booogah (as usual WB7 paints the spookie boobies for what they art +100)

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Ben Bernanke the Holy See with a third eye pyramid lol nice one Bonz.

lakecity55's picture

NOW they think droner may be able to fly aircraft!

These new False Flags are better than the ones where they shoot themselves at the end of their carnage.

This whole country will soon be one big drone target.

At least Skeeter will be too busy to hog TV time.

nmewn's picture

Been out of the loop today...has Obama nominated himself for Pope yet?

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

To be eligible to be nominated for pope, you must be a Catholic male. Since Obama isn't, no worries. 

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

No, but I heard Biden did.

Is it me, or does Biden remind anyone else of the mad hatter. 

BullyBearish's picture

Hey about a nice graphic of a "Drone with a Dick" in, BEND OVER, HERE IT COMES!

villainvomit's picture

Just read Dorner's Manifesto.  The dude is PISSED ! 

I know what old Berstanke is thinking.........I am glad that Dorner never read Zero Hedge !  Whew !

tip e. canoe's picture

he might be pissed, but doesn't forget to give a shout out to Jay-Z.

villainvomit's picture

Damn...he looks alot like LL Cool Motherfuckin J  !  Youknowwhatiamsayingh !!

trendybull459's picture

we have unti drone tactics,just visit us and vote for it or let your suggestions on it:

badgerpup's picture

Just to be fair, was it not a Nissan Titan truck Dorner was driving? 

the grateful unemployed's picture

they're still trying to figure out if he torched it or the truck broke down. the police did pull most of the search unit back, some idea he might be hiding in a vacant cabin. he's probably done 99% of what he set out to do, the rest is just waiting, and making them work to find him, and keeping their anxiety level off the meter. 

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

He can play the waiting game if he can stay fed and dry. I figure he reappears in April/early May....  Im sure he had the safe house preplanned and far away from where they are looking

williambanzai7's picture

I wanted to bring the whole farce together in one image.

That burned up truck was obviously a decoy and it was either driven there by an acomplice or the guy who then drove him to his next destination. Why would he head for the freezing hills, leaving snow tracks, unless absolutely forced to?

blindman's picture

or the whole thing is a special op, dorner or droner
being on vacation in mexico at the time?
post armageddon news ! updates and recollections....
in the age of open deceit and legal disinformation by
the departments encompassing justice, legislation and
"trivial", unreported , executions by the executive brand ,
as always for sale at discount, not open to the public,
all restrictions apply. ( data base, alciada, construction
and maintenance ongoing ....
Talking Tom
"..[Note that section B expressly allows the use of propaganda domestically, as long as there is some possibility that at least one non-US-citizen will eventually receive the given communication]

This bill appears to not only open the door to legalization of the dissemination of propaganda in America, but would also legalize covert infiltration of media organizations by government agents and even the creation of media outlets that legally operate entirely as government fronts.
" ....
First time since 1948, propaganda is now legal in the U.S.
Posted on February 11, 2013 by maxkeiser
( sure it has been happening, now it is legal and in the face. trust no man and know the lie, new world order
what do they call those miserable souls damned for eternity? agents provocateur, that is it, know them at
first sight. between them and the true believers no one stands a chance, check mate.) but, life goes on.....

Clap Hands

Wine wine
Why the goose drank wine
And the monkey chewed tobacco on a streetcar line
Now the line broke and the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat
Clap hands.......
Tom Waits : Clap Hands
Tom Waits - 'Young At Heart'
Update ! Chris Dorner says It Wasn't Me in Message ? Search Into Mexico with
" ..Now it's roar, roar it's the thunder and the roar
sum' bitch is never coming back here no more
a moon in the window
and a bird on the pole
we can always find a millionaire
To shovel all the coal
Clap hands clap hands
Clap hands clap hands ..." t,w,
Christopher Dorner Manhunt Analysis
droner/sandy crook meme continues, who is behind the op? who is in on the op?
what is being obscured/neglected/erased from the public mind, data base.

Trenchf00t's picture

Yeah, but if you'll recall a while back, panicky piggies shot up a blue Tacoma because they thought it was Dorner's grey Titan.

williambanzai7's picture

It's just like in the movies, one moron or plant shoots first, then suddenly its raining lead.

Freddie's picture

The Sunset Blvd one is the best with Obam on the billboard, Bank America and the drone in the background.

the grateful unemployed's picture

this sign is great, Obama is a Droner, a Drone attacker, while he pretends to be {hyper} sensitive to {old} racial issues, but is something of a racist himself {as he conducts a war against Muslims, or bad mouths the cops in Cambridge for arresting a black professor who wouldn't listen to their instructions...}  Dorner and the Droner have this metaphoric relationship {which WmB7 hits with his images} like those two guys in the car accident ad who have the same insurance company. we're alike, no we're not {and it is the cops who are stuck in the middle again, like being ordered to break up OWS camps, which is not the job you sign up to do, like breaking up labor strikes} 

williambanzai7's picture

Yes that bill board ads (pun) a nice flourish.

When I first heard his name last week, I thought sounds like droner. And then they announced he is the first citizen hunted with a drone over the US.

Bingo! Eureka! 

sodbuster's picture

Some of this stuff just writes itself, doesn't it?

williambanzai7's picture

It definitely does and I just spin it through my machine.

OpenThePodBayDoorHAL's picture

I do believe you're creating an entirely new category. We've had political cartoons for ages. But realtime news-based "sarcasto-insta-art" may become a new classic.

Methinks you belong in the Institute of Official Cheer:


stiler's picture

hey, everybody gets gas....

the grateful unemployed's picture

did you hear the Pope resigned?

100pcDredge's picture

Papa non est homo-droner.

Or... is he (not?)

Does the Vatican has some Swiss-Guard-Drones as well?

espirit's picture

William, could we have something about the need for drones to keep eyes on Romanian "Beef".

This is Fight Club.

the grateful unemployed's picture

i have this image of flying cattle drones

williambanzai7's picture

It has been known for quite some time, that European beef is contaminated with Mario Draghi...


ShakaZulu's picture

Dam Bill!  I may never be able to eat meat again!

ReligiousAtheist1's picture

I damn near flatlined to this LOL, keep the coming WB7