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Fri, 02/15/2013 - 04:03 | 3245639 steveo77
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Would they tell?

If the Earth was going to fly through a "cloud" of meteors, would "they" tell you?

Supposedly, something as small as 400ft across could have earth devastating effects.   What if we were going to fly through a high density zone of meteors say 50 ft to 600ft in diameter?   And take maybe 200 serious hits?

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 01:50 | 3245564 WTFUD
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Give me a home where the buffalo roam and the deer and the antelope Playeeeee.
Sideshow Ben & his hatchet men are playing Casino dishing out $$$$$$$ to Players to Asset Strip.
JPM takes freeish cash and purchases large stake in Findus ready trash meals substituting beef stew for horseshit stew. Why the long face Jamie D?
Tomorrow if i paste up a sign and stand outside Tesco Asda Udda major soddummarkets Ye Olde Bill be down on me like a tonne of horsemeat and wheeybin me away. Tesco Asda Udda have become TBTF. Neigh

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 01:33 | 3245544 blindman
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and then heard this ....
the art of perseverance, story telling....
what we miss.
old hawk.
minute 7, minute joseph m marshal , minute 17 .......
minute 90 ...
KEEP GOING by Joseph Marshall III
Joseph Marshall III ~ The Journey of the Journey of Crazy Horse


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 23:33 | 3245339 Yes_Questions
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Brings new meaning to little bear.

miDgit tossing.




edited for spelling and, B7illiAnt!

Thanks William.  Every great newspaper was so because of the graphic humor.  ZH (us) are lucky to have you.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 23:17 | 3245336 unplugged
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Be Mein - absoulute best Hitlerbama ever rendered !!!!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 22:14 | 3245181 blindman
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14 February 2013
Gold Daily and Silver Weekly Charts - The Art of Currency War
short list of links to take all your time and just scratch the surface.
but funny in a "that isn't funny" sort of way. tell me mr. siegal, how
do i get out of here?
Irredeemable Currencies and the Fate of Europe
By Keith Weiner on February 11, 2013
Posted on February 13, 2013 by
Chris Hedges: Failure of Liberals
link o mania continues !
Obamikado ? I?ve Got a Little List ? Subtitled
Horse meat v Nazi Slave Labour private corp Camps
Cargo Cult, how gods and religions appear
[KR406] Keiser Report: Horsemeat Burger vs Dutch Sandwich
and last but not least ....
Nomenclature of an Assassination Cabal
by William Torbitt
and there is more ..sadly much much more.
How To Do The Amazing Liver and Gallbladder Flush
never mind the disposable sea slug penis and the 42% body weight cricket testicles !
happy v day, love u !

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:44 | 3244679 news printer
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Horse Meat Ronin


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 15:15 | 3243835 earnulf
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Okay, I want to know how much the cutie in the red valentine outfit goes for.    (that's the oriental, not the other (shudder) one.)     For some strange reason my dogs started salavating and couldn't stop.

Thanks WB, a mixture of sweet and sour on this valentines day!


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 13:17 | 3243457 KTV Escort
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for your service to the ZH community, may you be knighted on this special day, Samurai~style, by this one:




Thu, 02/14/2013 - 13:50 | 3243580 williambanzai7
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Oh my, that one is going into the Visual Combat collection!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 13:13 | 3243441 williambanzai7
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Breaking News: A judge just ruled Pistorius' case doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:24 | 3244351 ReligiousAtheist1
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Lol WB7 you are a bit of an asshole for that one, i almost spilt my drink on my keyboard

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:48 | 3245125 williambanzai7
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That wisecrack took off on twitter. ;-)

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 13:45 | 3243565 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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da da dum bang

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 13:13 | 3243438 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Crony love it's drivin' me mad
It's makin' me crazy

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:21 | 3243276 the grateful un...
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You deserve a Valentine. A vote is like a Valentine, you send your love to whichever candidate you choose. (and they send the love back, depending on the size of your contribution). You DESERVE a real VOTE, (depending on the size of your contribution), and I know how to pander to you, and to browbeat you at the same time, and you whore around looking for a job, (i can help) and then give me your money, that's how it works, because you need me you see. You love me, you DESERVE me...  

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:11 | 3243235 tnquake
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Luv it!!

Going to have to take my blood pressure meds...

Old #7 Jack, lemon juice, and honey

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:53 | 3243152 hairball48
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Well done once more wb7!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait for St Paddy's day and Easter LOL!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:41 | 3243112 Orwell was right
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Luv your work!!!

Satirical images that push the boundaries a bit, are (IMHO) the most effective way to make a point.     One well done image can convery the central "sense of things" better than 1000 words.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:54 | 3243160 williambanzai7
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There are certain edges I normally stear clear of as a matter of personal taste.

Nevertheless, the way to avoid being discounted away by the targets as being merely vulgar or pornographic is to convey the truth. The truth is always what makes it sting.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 17:05 | 3244269 DaveyJones
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just don't let them collapse your colony

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 14:39 | 3243715 kchrisc
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And you sting like a bee!


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:30 | 3243067 williambanzai7
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Thu, 02/14/2013 - 16:01 | 3243981 Stud Duck
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William is that a Vargas girl from Playboy??? it reminds me of those old monthly girls quite well. some very fond memories!! Thanks for the time trip!!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 21:46 | 3245121 williambanzai7
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I believe so.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 14:01 | 3243611 Debeachesand Je...
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A classic WB7.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:41 | 3243111 willwork4food
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God Bless America!


 Thanks W7.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:12 | 3243013 willwork4food
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Nafta has helped me go from rich to poor.

Zero Hedge posts will make me go from laughing to crying.

 W7 posts make me go hard to soft...

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:11 | 3243009 williambanzai7
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Thu, 02/14/2013 - 13:12 | 3243433 Wakanda
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LLoyd's never looked happier!  Tighten the nut vice!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:25 | 3243297 the grateful un...
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Valentine's Day for Wall Street, Ash Wednesday for the rest of us.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:38 | 3243098 Edward Fiatski
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Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:09 | 3242999 kaiserhoff
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The biggest difference in life, is between those who have been in love, and those who have not.

                                                                        Bayard Taylor

Fascinating, romantic, but untrue.

The biggest difference in life, is between those who have done an honest day's work, and those who have not.     


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:58 | 3242957 williambanzai7
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Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:04 | 3242982 metastar
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You political free speech may soon be found vulgar. Visual Combat indeed!

Keep up the fight.

Politician moves to make vulgar Photoshopping illegal ...


Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:14 | 3243019 williambanzai7
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I have a picture of that guy, but I decided he is an unstable lunatic and not worth the headache.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:58 | 3242956 DaveyJones
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If St. Valentine was a hippie

would the cards be free?


Happy Love Day Everyone

I expect cards




Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:55 | 3242948 WTFUD
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Chrissy LaGardeN is an old fashioned french Poodle who refuses to shave her pubes! So let's not call her a Cold Cunt.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:48 | 3242932 Son of Loki
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Pleeeze stop! you're killing me!!! rolf

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:43 | 3242918 Lendo
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Be Mein..LOL losing it over here!!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:27 | 3242863 WTFUD
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Dom Merkels stage name is Rusty Ring! What a cunt, she can open a beer bottle and suck the cork out of a bottle of liebfraumilch using her pissflaps.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:19 | 3242837 ebworthen
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Excellent stuff William.

The "Be Mein" is a classic, I want that on a Zazzle Coffee Cup!

It is, at the same time, chilling because of the truth events lend it and Obama lends to it.

Hey, BTW, you get some really special ads on your ZH page, don't you?

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 14:35 | 3243705 machineh
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Liebe macht frei!

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:29 | 3242873 williambanzai7
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I'm pretty sure zazzle bounces anything to do with Nazis. :-(

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:49 | 3242934 metastar
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Its funny how poorly Nazis are treated in this society run by Nazis.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 14:42 | 3243723 kchrisc
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Now that's a devastating comment, and in just 13 words no less.



Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:00 | 3242967 DaveyJones
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it's an Orwellian thing

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:22 | 3243274 williambanzai7
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They don't want people to be reminded of it. Like it never happened or can't possibly happen again.

But if you go back and read about it, you understand that it is already well on its way to happening again.

The discarding of the rule of law is the first great step.

Thu, 02/14/2013 - 18:59 | 3244738 lakecity55
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Yes, and Skeeter just Drones and Drones during his speeches, like Adolf.

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