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ASTeRoiD THReaTS 2013

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 02/15/2013 12:47 -0400

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Fri, 02/15/2013 - 18:03 | 3247912 Dewey Cheatum Howe

Some more meteor explosion over Russia videos. This one is taken on the ground by and captures the explosion and flash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Np_mpGYSBSA

And one taken from space, no sound.

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&i...

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 16:19 | 3247558 ShakaZulu

In Der Bloomberg's mind, that chunk of styrofoam would be much larger.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:29 | 3247318 Overfed

Check this out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFLEGUwVQkI&feature=player_embedded#!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:00 | 3247187 ebworthen

LOL

You know, all those people watching the skies for the big one that is passing by just about now, and no one saw the one in Russia coming.

Yes, that is how it will be, we won't see it coming.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:03 | 3247203 williambanzai7

Apparently another meteor hit Cuba.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:33 | 3247352 Dewey Cheatum Howe

Cuba

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&i...

And apparently Kazakhstan too.

http://translate.google.com/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=en&i...

It also seems only the Italians report news anymore.....

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:00 | 3247185 the grateful un...

hey WmB7 did you hear POTUS is now giving medals to the keyboard warriors who fly those drones?

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 15:03 | 3247199 williambanzai7

I saw that. Pretty stupid.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 17:50 | 3247864 dexter_morgan

Mark my words, this county is going to regret starting down the remote controlled death via drones path........

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 19:24 | 3254387 MeelionDollerBogus

Was it drones?

OR ALIENS?!

libert-ALIENS

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:53 | 3247168 the grateful un...

does an asteroid have butt cheeks?

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:27 | 3247097 fourchan

+1 for styro

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:34 | 3247090 Shell Game

3x post? fucking, really?

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:23 | 3247088 Shell Game

{this space for rent}

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:18 | 3247086 Shell Game

"I have gravitational control over all these lurking dangers. Nothing to see here. Go back to your me-worship." --Dronebama, CEO, We'll-Safe-The-Shit-Outta-You, Inc.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:11 | 3247063 spotdawa

I remember this game. Dronebama asteroid will break up into hundreds of smaller (autonomously piloting and targeting) asteroids. Sit, spin, and shoot in a highhat riff.

Oh damn, no in fact drones are more like the little triangular spaceship that shoots the bullets. Asteroids are people! ugh

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:17 | 3247046 Wakanda

Asteroids - they('re) rock

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:05 | 3247041 falak pema

this is satire of first quality but...OT/

the biggest asteroid threat is missing : the coming of the fascistization of food and water production all over the world.

Big Oligarchies now fighting for vital resources. WHat has been achieved in Oil, finance and weapons now spilling over to what feeds our intimate blood n guts.

We see this in what comes to our plates and more so what does NOT come to the plates of people of third world; those 5 billion others.

On this issue all first world politicians are on same page : its beyond our reach it already belongs to the Oligarchs. Period. No brakes, on pink slime and polluted water crimes.

Warren Buffet, 3G, Walmart, Pepsi, Danone, Veolia, Macdo and Monsanto say thank you for your respective contribution to their welfare. As consumers who don't look what this means for their own future.

A consumer is just a fukked up citizen in this evolution. World upside down.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:04 | 3247038 cheesewizz

Maybe the Mayan almanacs" are just a bit slow".

If Fibonacci is right, there should be a even bigger one behind DA14....

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:02 | 3247032 waterwitch

You forgot Goldman Sachs!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:00 | 3247023 thisandthat

Is France asteroid an iceberg?

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 13:58 | 3247019 Svendblaaskaeg

At least we will all get stoned

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 14:49 | 3247157 the grateful un...

that's what Bob Dylan said, he also said "the pump don't work cause the vandals stole the handle.."

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 13:49 | 3246975 Cognitive Dissonance

Incoming!

<Remember boys and girls, duck and cover.>

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 13:37 | 3246919 Walt D.

Where is the coprolith asteroid?

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 13:51 | 3246984 butchee

Coprophagia is coming back into style!

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 13:37 | 3246918 dexter_morgan

Does dronbama include obamacare? that onion keeps getting stinkier and stinkier as the layers get peeled back as the actuality of what is in there comes to light.

Fri, 02/15/2013 - 13:27 | 3246883 Peter Pan