ASTeRoiD THReaTS 2013

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Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

Some more meteor explosion over Russia videos. This one is taken on the ground by and captures the explosion and flash.


And one taken from space, no sound.

ShakaZulu's picture

In Der Bloomberg's mind, that chunk of styrofoam would be much larger.

ebworthen's picture


You know, all those people watching the skies for the big one that is passing by just about now, and no one saw the one in Russia coming.

Yes, that is how it will be, we won't see it coming.

the grateful unemployed's picture

hey WmB7 did you hear POTUS is now giving medals to the keyboard warriors who fly those drones?

dexter_morgan's picture

Mark my words, this county is going to regret starting down the remote controlled death via drones path........


MeelionDollerBogus's picture

Was it drones?



the grateful unemployed's picture

does an asteroid have butt cheeks?

Shell Game's picture

3x post? fucking, really?

Shell Game's picture

{this space for rent}

Shell Game's picture

"I have gravitational control over all these lurking dangers. Nothing to see here. Go back to your me-worship."  --Dronebama, CEO, We'll-Safe-The-Shit-Outta-You, Inc.

spotdawa's picture

I remember this game.  Dronebama asteroid will break up into hundreds of smaller (autonomously piloting and targeting) asteroids. Sit, spin, and shoot in a highhat riff. 

Oh damn, no in fact drones are more like the little triangular spaceship that shoots the bullets.  Asteroids are people!   ugh

Wakanda's picture

Asteroids - they('re) rock

falak pema's picture

this is satire of first quality but...OT/

the biggest asteroid threat is missing : the coming of the fascistization of food and water production all over the world.

Big Oligarchies now fighting for vital resources.  WHat has been achieved in Oil, finance and weapons now spilling over to what feeds our intimate blood n guts. 

We see this in what comes to our plates and more so what does NOT come to the plates of people of third world; those 5 billion others.

On this issue all first world politicians are on same page : its beyond our reach it already belongs to the Oligarchs. Period. No brakes, on pink slime and polluted water crimes. 

Warren Buffet, 3G, Walmart, Pepsi, Danone, Veolia, Macdo and Monsanto say thank you for your respective contribution to their welfare. As consumers who don't look what this means for their own future. 

A consumer is just a fukked up citizen in this evolution. World upside down. 

cheesewizz's picture

Maybe the Mayan almanacs" are just a bit slow".

If Fibonacci is right, there should be a even bigger one behind DA14....

waterwitch's picture

You forgot Goldman Sachs!

thisandthat's picture

Is France asteroid an iceberg?

Svendblaaskaeg's picture

At least we will all get stoned

the grateful unemployed's picture

that's what Bob Dylan said, he also said "the pump don't work cause the vandals stole the handle.."

Cognitive Dissonance's picture


<Remember boys and girls, duck and cover.>

Walt D.'s picture

Where is the coprolith asteroid? 

butchee's picture

Coprophagia is coming back into style!

dexter_morgan's picture

Does dronbama include obamacare? that onion keeps getting stinkier and stinkier as the layers get peeled back as the actuality of what is in there comes to light.

Peter Pan's picture

The thing to note about all of the above asteroids is that once they hit they turn things to shit.

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

Karma would be the Styrafoam Asteroid taking out Major General Bloomberg!

tip e. canoe's picture

Martin Armstrong shared this one from   have to say it's quite good:

the grateful unemployed's picture

is that a drone in the upper left?

The Paucity of Hope's picture

In this case should asteroid be spelled with only 1 's'