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HEINZ INSIDER KETCHUP

 

The irony, of course, is that they were not trusted advisors on this transaction.

 


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Sun, 02/17/2013 - 18:58 | Link to Comment trendybull459
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Golden Sachen was posting on israely sites about prospects of the Sheqel the World strongest currency keeping israely real estate as most expensive in the world with Bubble able only to grow up-this should be fixed as 8th World Wonder,Bubble in real estate which never resumes,but going up....GS trying to predict that NIS will only go up after some 3months of the stagnation....heh,its oil to 200$(failed prediction,it went to 35$)

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Sun, 02/17/2013 - 19:07 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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Paul Krugman is promoting a Dylan Matthews piece that's actively pushing for the current Governor of the Bank of Israel, Stanley Fischer, to be nominated to replace Bernanke.

I'm not commenting on the intricate delicacies of it all, just passing this fact along:

http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/02/17/stanley-and-the-crazies/

Dylan Matthews has an interesting piece suggesting that Stan Fischer might become our next Fed chairman. Fischer would indeed be highly qualified (as would Janet Yellen or Christy Romer, to name two other obvious candidates). But Matthews also suggests that Fischer might have a leg up in the confirmation process, because he has been a highly successful governor of the Bank of Israel who worked well with Netanyahu.

If you want some humor, read the comments (as with any Krugman batshit-crazy op/ed blog) to see what a real cult of personality and mindless gaggle of fucktards looks and sounds like.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 17:26 | Link to Comment Herdee
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Bandit und Buster: Since you want to introduce religion into this debate,I'd be very interested in seeing any historical proof that can be verified by educated people that Jesus even existed.Trouble is,there isn't any.Many have said this about your Book of Revelations "if only I could find the shrooms or the herb that that guy was doing."

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 19:14 | Link to Comment MeelionDollerBogus
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pretty sure coffins were found with the names "Jesu son of Joseph" roughly translated with what appears to be a wife & child.

Not conclusive but suggestive.

NOT suggestive of religious power / mythology, merely a man's name & having lived long enough to have a wife & child (buried together).

I'm an atheist for that matter so it matters little to me but to verify which data points in the old book of lies happen not to be lies.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 13:26 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Hunts is much better ketchup Bitchez!!!

Long Silver !!!

Long Gold !!!

Long Golden Showers !!!

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 12:58 | Link to Comment Henry Hub
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"I don't like food you can't put ketchup on." - Archie Bunker

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 02:32 | Link to Comment Bloodstock
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Golden Showers, Goldman Sachs,,,LOL! Excellent Tyler, excellent! 

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 02:15 | Link to Comment izzee
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Msr B

 

the connection is Horse/Donkey meat...YUM(brands) which the Buf owns... the topper of course is to make it all taste so good Ketchup. NO MATTER WHAT

 

Comin' soon,  europe first as a test ground.... solution to the Entitled... once called Soylent Green by somebody---we drooned him.....

 

Everything tastes BETTER with KETCHUP even Falafel...

 

Is that Greek in that meat?  Make mine Aged American please.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 02:58 | Link to Comment cpzimmon
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Msr B,

 

Only the devious mind would have come up with something like that without the mention of head cheese. Try again.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 01:24 | Link to Comment news printer
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Most Americans and so called Western World are"hayseeds"s hooked on McDonalds and junk food, marywanna, prescription drugs,going to worthless Hollywood movies,and are in general steeped in a mire of ignorance of every description, to understand what their "representatives are doing to them. To quote that icon of information and wisdom Hollywood,"STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES", the mantra of every good American citizen, apparently. Ignorance is bliss.

 


Sun, 02/17/2013 - 04:41 | Link to Comment bunnyswanson
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Why not give the person who said your comment above credit, unless This is you Bobbyin:

 

Bobbyin reply to Hay hay   2/16/2013 11:05:13 PM Forget it. Most Americans are "hayseeds"s hooked on McDonalds and junk food, marywanna, prescription drugs,going to worthless Hollywood movies,and are in general steeped in a mire of ignorance of every description, to understand what their "representatives are doing to them. To quote that icon of information and wisdom Hollywood,"STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES", the mantra of every good American citizen, apparently. Ignorance is bliss. Click to Rate Rating32 http://presstv.com/detail/2013/02/16/289184/israeli-ownership-of-us-govt-in-jeopardy/   Well, I have been working and living with Americans for a long time.  I know they are capable of transformations in miraculously short periods of time.  They have shown this over and over again.  They are being oppressed right now.  But, raise their anger, threaten their freedom to assembly in public places, and most importantly, give them an urgent solution to solve, and they come awake with a sleeping tiger.  It's astounding really but I have seen in the medical field over and over again.  I have seen it in disaster situations.    Camera this MSM uses likes to focus onthe freaks and derelicts but there are plenty who are awake, alert and oriented. Information is seeping in from some lone wolf who actually pays attention to world affairs in the family and who won't shut up about the possibilities at dinner time.   Stay tuned.  
Sat, 02/16/2013 - 23:12 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 As usual. Billy-7 nails it!

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 22:56 | Link to Comment booboo
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Lloyd and Buffet

Matzo balls and ketchup

 looting is a sport

when your clients look like muppets

 

 

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 22:23 | Link to Comment fiddy pence haf...
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28 billion for some fucking ketchup.

they're joking.

there was a billion in there for the insider traders.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 22:30 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Think of all the shitty deals he can sauce.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 09:27 | Link to Comment kurt
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williambanzai7 Please prepare an image for my catchy nickname:  Lloyd Blankfiend ... blank-fiend I bequeath it to you for eternity something like the recent obama ndaa in the corner freak puppet?

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 21:58 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Warren is rather shrewd buying the ketchup company. Ketchup is one of the essential food items of the food stamp set.

Remember Ratso in Midnight Cowboy?

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 18:31 | Link to Comment JuicedGamma
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Wasn't catsup a vegatable under Reagan's lunch program?  Second ingredient is sugar, but most likely that's now corn syrup.

Mr Buffett loves sugary sweetness.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 15:03 | Link to Comment chunga
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Will, John Titus (Bailout producer is a guest on this show live - right now)

Would you consider being a guest?

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/senkalive/2013/02/17/bail-out-movie--lets-s...

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 21:32 | Link to Comment mantrid
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ha! WB7 you rock! I knew you'd paste BlankenFace into that particular picture!! 

 

PS: I think Lloyd could use a giant screwdriver

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 21:48 | Link to Comment plaspotje
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i wonder who did really Gods work ,, is it GS or Adolf Hitler by removing 5 m jews and their future offspring to work on wallstreet and screw over even more people with their financial terrorist activities.

it would not surprise me if 50% of the financial sector in the usa are jews , and then they still wonder  people can not stand these mother f....s

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 22:57 | Link to Comment Bandit und Buster
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Yes, about 'god's work'... have to clarify WHO is their god!

“Most Jews do not like to admit it, but our god is Lucifer   -so I wasn’t lying. -and we are his chosen people.  Lucifer is very much alive.”     

The above is an exact quote of Harold Wallace Rosenthal, former top administrative Aide to the then Senator Jacob Javits, who was since defeated in the 1980 election.

 

Jesus said of the Jews:

Rev 2:9  I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews (Judeans), and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

 

 Rev 3:9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews (Judeans), and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.(true Israel/Anglo-saxons)

We've been decieved people!

  

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 23:08 | Link to Comment Rusty Trombone
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You abject dickhole  - Jesus isn't even in  the Book Of Revelations.   Fuck you and your Iron Age Fairy Tales.  

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 19:23 | Link to Comment fuu
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Abject dickhole...instant classic.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 22:41 | Link to Comment Bandit und Buster
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The same reasons they been thrown out of every country in Europe at least once over the past 2000 years!

Thing is Adolf didn't remove 5 or 6 mill, there were half a million MORE jews in Europe AFTER the war than before! Can't happen!

Must read "Synagogue Rising"   at www.synagoguerising.com   Brings it all together! 

“I hardly exaggerate, Jewish life consists of two elements:

Extracting money and protesting.” 

- Nahum Godlmann, Ex-president of the World Jewish Congress

“You know very well, and the stupid Americans know equally well, that we control their government, irrespective of who sits in the White House. You see, I know it and you know it that no American president can be in a position to challenge us even if we do the unthinkable. What can they (Americans) do to us? We control congress, we control the media, we control show biz, and we control everything in America. In America you can criticize God, but you can’t criticize Israel…” Israeli spokeswoman, Tzipora Menache

  

“Military men are ‘stupid animals’ to be used as pawns for foreign policy.”

Henry Kissinger -

 

"In everything, we are destroyers--even in the instruments of destruction to which we turn for relief...We Jews, we, the destroyers, will remain the destroyers for ever. Nothing that you will do will meet our needs and demands." —Maurice Samuel, You Gentiles, pages 152, 155, and 147.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 20:45 | Link to Comment sweet_cheese
Sat, 02/16/2013 - 20:22 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Swift Boat> Ketchup

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 19:40 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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this is slightly off topic, but you know the new ketchup bottles don't look anything like that, they're upside down so the ketchup is always at the neck of the bottle and you pour from a hole about the size of a pencil lead. (one note when you buy ketchup in the store the size of the hole is different than the one in bottles which are labeled institutional. [i think, check it yourself] the restaurant size has a smaller opening. there is probably an algorithm involved, or will soon be. 

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 21:09 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Yes, I am aware of that. I always thought the glass bottle was what set them apart. The ketchup bottle IQ test. The idea was runny ketchup sucked. so they designed a bottle that made it appear as though their ketchup was less runny. There was even a trick to getting the ketchup to come out.

Munger understands what it means to have a stuck bottle ;-)

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 11:54 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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see you understand Warhol after all (footnote: during the depression my father picked up ketchup bottles because there was a two cent deposit, and they were as you notea much more elegant design)

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 19:57 | Link to Comment I think I need ...
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YOUR A JERK IF YOU BUY HEINZ KETCHUP.............MR MUNGER

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 19:14 | Link to Comment gould's fisker
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How can we blame the Goldmember's gang WB?  It's just like the good old days, finally!, merger mania is back with a bang--small b compared to the days of glory.  So how can Lloyd and his squid cronies resist fucking the rest of us in the ass.  It's what they do baby! Banzai!!

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 21:04 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Yes, it is in their nature.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 18:51 | Link to Comment BlueCheeseBandit
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Blankfein must be castrated by the people and for the people.

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 18:32 | Link to Comment Squid Vicious
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I will get my revenge by hiding my PM's inside of ketchup bottles, and not trading this bullshit farce of a market anymore

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 18:22 | Link to Comment shinola
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I'm confused.

 

Who is preparing to blow who (or is it whom) in that picture?

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 18:13 | Link to Comment stant
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so thats why i felt the urge to start my tomatoes 2 weeks ago. and sold my pru and ups

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 18:07 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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  You never cease to amaze me Billy-7.  [ +1 ]

Blankfein could be packaged in a piece of camel dung, and still look like a { SQUID}!

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 15:14 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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they were front running CALPERS, (which was their client) why shouldn't they do it to Buffett. how many times does Goldman have to steal from their clients before the regulatory agency takes away their taxpayer supported FDIC insurance?

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 14:02 | Link to Comment Not Too Important
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And they just can't find who made all that money shorting the airlines before 9/11.

Apparently this would be a non-starter if thousands of people died from bad ketchup. It seems the more people that die, the less there is of an honest investigation.

The future is looking pretty grim. How does one short a collapsing civilization?

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 19:40 | Link to Comment jballz
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I just bought a couple of producing oil wells. Total spec play, but I am going to mothball them as soon as I take possession. They only produce a few barrels a day. I am going to refine the shit myself and when collapse comes, I am going to be the only one with gas for my camaro. Then I am going to pick up mad bitchez and cruise the coast highway. I will be the only one. So I will get all the bitchez. That's how you win the game. Who needs money when you got the only camaro with a full tank of gas and a world full of hot bitchez who need a ride?

Laugh now but you will see me cruise by some day soon.

Keep walking, bitchez. I told you so.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 00:17 | Link to Comment Dealyer Turdin
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Ummm unless it's a 4 wheel Drive Camaro with a Cummins...?  I'm parking on your doorstop.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 00:04 | Link to Comment Setarcos
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At the risk of being a party-pooper; have you got the refining facilities to turn crude into gasoline, kerosene, diesel, lubricating oil, etc.?

If not, then you have a problem.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 00:15 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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I suppose all that gear requires a power supply as well.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 14:52 | Link to Comment jballz
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Dream killer.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 00:23 | Link to Comment Setarcos
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Of course WB.  I forgot to point that out.

Hey maybe it's all going to be solar powered LOL.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 11:02 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
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I'll snipe him and then pick up anyone with a ZH t-shirt. Road trip!!!

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 19:56 | Link to Comment jballz
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Fuckin rating only lets me give one up arrow and that deserves a +100 easy. So make that +101

Sat, 02/16/2013 - 23:32 | Link to Comment willwork4food
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You might have all the hot chicks in your car that has gas, but when there's no more gas, the roads tend to deteriorate pretty fast. Good luck with that dream though..

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