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BARRONS COVER
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ORBITAL ASSHOLE
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We stare at the face of our doom
All life it is gonna consume
We cannot prevent
This extinction event
When all of our assets go "BOOM"

The Limerick King

IN NOLO WE TRUST

 

Meet Wall Street's latest foe...

THE CAT WARREN
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In other news...

FOAM BUSTER
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Mon, 02/18/2013 - 03:00 | 3252466 Yen Cross
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 I am the real (yen cross(  599GTB<

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 02:50 | 3252461 Yen Cross
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  Have fun trading  BITCHEZ

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 02:49 | 3252458 q99x2
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Bigfoot has been genetically determined to be a bigfoot tonight on Coast to Coast.

Bigfoot came to me in a dream one night. He was in a spaceship that was in communication with another bigfoot in another spaceship. Together they were controlling the earthquakes around the world. He did not say why.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 02:05 | 3252433 dunce
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I was pleasantly surprised by her questioning , but fear that it isjust a ploy to scare the big banksters to swell her campaign funds to the point where she can share some of it to buy more political support to become what is known as a powerful senator. Ordinarily each senator has one vote but some can have control of more.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 02:48 | 3252454 Yen Cross
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I like a"dunce" smiles   I like > Smoking hot girls

 

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 01:24 | 3252397 Yen Cross
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 This Jew shit? I'm perplexed/  I'm Christian and yet this Jewish shit is "thrust" upon me.   Someone some where give me (an) idea? The single best friend  I have in life is  branded with the (star)  he hates the fact that he  couldn't open presents during Christmas. BITCHEZ

   Give me reason to hate? I love J.R. because he has the capacity to share knowledge, in a unbiased way!

  Sue Ellen kicks ass!

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 01:40 | 3252406 williambanzai7
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He can open presents at Christmas and you can sit at a Seder table. Its a way of sharing. Anyone who says otherwise has an ulterior motive.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 01:47 | 3252414 Yen Cross
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 The HATRED is getting old billy/   For (GODS SAKE) it's getting old.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 02:10 | 3252435 walküre
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Mr. Greenspan is the son of Herr und Frau Grünspan.

http://de.wiktionary.org/wiki/Gr%C3%BCnspan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenspan

Name is derived from "patina" which is an indication of how old the object is.

The guy is a total fraud. He and Al Gore should be sharing a cell in Le Hague.

 

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 02:39 | 3252453 Yen Cross
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Yes I Saw Gr`eenspan.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 00:55 | 3252377 the grateful un...
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after Dorner i'm surprised Obama isn't pushing the feds to go into the LAPD and clean house, (which is what happened after Rodney King, and what will probably happen with Zimmerman in FLA) Obama is going to fix all the white on black crime. i guess that includes all the gun violence in Chicago (whitey who makes those guns and sells them in the hood - i heard this from the crips/bloods during Bush 1 when LA blew up in the late 80s - whitey is bringing crack and ak47s into socentral LA - we buy these weapons at the POE, no questions asked.) ultimately obama is a fool because he joined the system he blames for black poverty and violence, did nothing to change it, and demagogued against violence in place like Chicago where he is the famous community organizer [what did he do, load the clips?] if this guy is the great black hope, the blacks have no hope whatsoever.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 01:16 | 3252388 williambanzai7
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Which is what Farrakan said at the outset. And why I did the Corporate Uncle Tom image shortly thereafter.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 01:06 | 3252384 CompassionateFascist
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Zero never was the GBH. He belongs to Soros. A Jew. 

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 22:51 | 3252195 working class dog
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SPENDING CUTS SHOULD START WITH CONGRESS AND THE EXECUTIVE AND JUDICIAL BRANCHES elected or appointed chronnies. Also CLAW BACK ALL THE FREE LUNCH THE PIG BANKERS STOLE FROM US, via the super pac lobbyists pig funds. Viva la FRANCE!

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 22:28 | 3252166 Freddie
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Who knew the Spartans had Hellfires on drones at Thermopylae?

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 01:07 | 3252383 Yen Cross
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Nice quote, Freddie.  +1

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 21:54 | 3252136 gmj
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The Greek Obama is exquisitely done.  Who is Colonel Flick?

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 22:10 | 3252149 williambanzai7
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There is slightly more to master Photoshop mashing than cut and paste ;-)

Colonel Flick is my legacy screen name on Flickr, ie the handle I used before I started posting Visual Combat there. I initially kept my photography separate, but then decided it is all part of the same pot.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 00:15 | 3252333 LasVegasDave
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Sorry William, but Im afraid you are wrong on this one;

spending cuts and tax hikes cant save the day or right this ship

In the end it will come down to .308 winchester

Not by speeches and votes of the majority, are the great questions of the time decided , but by iron and blood.

-Bismarck

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 00:41 | 3252362 williambanzai7
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I suppose if I change the Barron's cover completely, it would no longer be a parody.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 01:02 | 3252379 CompassionateFascist
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quiz show TV emcee: "capitol of N. Dakota...named after famous German statesman"

 

Homer Simpson, waching w kids: "duuuuhhhhhhh....Hitler!"

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 21:47 | 3252128 jumbo maverick
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Golf digest $200

Therefore can of beans equals $56 or thereabouts
We are in big big trouble when beans cost that much.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 21:31 | 3252104 Yen Cross
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   I cashed out my "Mutual Funds" a long time ago...  Barron's who?

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 21:38 | 3252112 williambanzai7
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For me, these old magazines are the virtual version of billboards to deface.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 23:33 | 3252260 Yen Cross
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   We always have" Morning Star"  #-7

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 21:13 | 3252074 ShakaZulu
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Protection when you least expect it, lol.  Next on the hit list:  anyone utilizing the earth's most precious resource--oxygen.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 20:52 | 3252025 SamAdams
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Barron's can save itself by following Newsweek's model of ending physical print and moving to fiat internet only.  Brilliant!

On another note, I ran across this comment on another site.  Not mine, but truthful enough to repost.  See if you can identify the common denominator in Bill's artwork above and the post below.

"It is a foregone conclusion that those of us who have questioned the official version of 9/11, the so-called "war on terror", the pretext it provides for shredding the rights of US citizens, the invasion and occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan, the serial wars of pillage, will face arrest, detained without charge or trial via the NDAA. Ultimately, the US government (Israel) will either have to bring those who oppose the US police states to trial, or do what the has been done so many times before, in places like Latin America and the developing world: disappear those who were fighting fascist regimes. To stop that from happening, we need to educate people within the intelligence, police communities, US citizens (the 99%) that we need to investigate: 1. the real perpetrators involved in the terrorist attacks of 9/11, London 7/7 and other contrived "strategy of tension" terror attacks designed to instill fear and provide the pretext for the police state; 2. those who committed crimes that enabled the Bush administration to prevent gathering evidence, from the EPA clearing the air in Manhattan, to removing the steel from the WTC without forensic tests. 3. who are connected to the MSM "usual suspects" who continue to fan the flames of the so-called "war on terror", the Muslim boogie-man (destroy Palestine) agenda; 4. who are part of the same groups of allied individuals who continue to contrive intelligence on the "war on terror"; 5. who are part of the same criminal groups pillaging the tax-payers, profiting from the "war on terror"; 6. who are part of the the same group of fraudsters using DHS grants to spy on and criminalize those opposed to them; 7. who are connected to the corrupt politicians who propose, advocate legislation criminalizing the freedoms necessary to determine the identities of this same oligarchic clique now pillaging the world one nation state at a time, and transforming the world into a global gulag. So, instead of detaining those patriots protesting the US government (Israel) post 9/11 policies and crimes; Why don't we just identify the individuals within these groups, and throw these people in jail?"

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 02:37 | 3252451 q99x2
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Ya ya ya ya. Prison. someone else said it. Arrest the pedophile banksters.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 21:05 | 3252059 monad
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See if you can guess who said this about that: "They aren't going to stop until we shove a shotgun up their asses and pull the trigger."
Get me a box of cigars and send in Monica.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 20:31 | 3252013 machineh
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Now THAT's the kind of edgy cover that might flog a few more dead-tree investment weeklies in the subway kiosks.

But Barron's probably can't be saved.

Soon its geezer audience will have to sell their Buicks, turn their retirement portfolio over to a young hotshot, and move into assisted living.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 23:07 | 3252213 DoChenRollingBearing
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I have a hard time even getting Barron's in my city of over 2,000,000 (metro area).  Maybe its fate is not good, and that might be why...

 

Review of Barron's -- Dated 18 Febrauary 2013

http://tinyurl.com/betzhjf

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 21:07 | 3252064 williambanzai7
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What will people use to line bird cages? iPads?

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 03:57 | 3252497 Parrotile
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Wood waste - derived cat litter!

Absorbent, and really economical (as well as providing an interesting surface for the little critters to run around in!)

Trust us on this one - we have years of relevant experience!!

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 20:31 | 3252010 nmewn
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The Cat Woman...lol.

Why was Cat Woman asking O'Barry's SEC why there has been no Wall Street show trials?

She better be careful, the much beloved Community Reinvestment Act could hang in the balance ;-)

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 20:04 | 3251980 847328_3527
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Some things get better with age...like wb and the Limmerick King !

 

Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 19:52 | 3251959 the grateful un...
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you know what Greenspan is thinking (or trying to tell Bernanke), one is you don't let the public hear about dissension, you have your arguments behind closed doors and the Fed chief makes the statement. the second thing Greenspan wants to say to the current Fed chief is that he should sit  for a couple decades, that power and prestige accumulate, and you're more than a career bureaucrat, you're like a cabinet member who is always there to greet the new administration. Greenspan had his fingers all over economic policy, natural gas, immigration, check the old speeches. The gesture of tying interest rates to employment is a weak move, Bernanke does almost no jaw boning, no politicing, and then he mumbles that he might leave when his term is up?? Greenspan thinks this guy has no idea how megalomania works? [and i think he's probably right, like bush to obama, bad to worse, and wait until you see the next fed chief]

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 19:52 | 3251958 kicksroute66
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Ha

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 19:36 | 3251930 MoneyThangs
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By the time Cat Warren and the DOJ are done with Blankfein, He will be soo filthy rich,  wont know what hit them... Ah the sweet taste of revenge, American justice!!

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 19:23 | 3251917 Zer0head
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Obama Golfs With Tiger Woods

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-golfs-tiger-woods_701391.html

(Update 1: Press Blocked)

(UPDATE 2: Banzai apparently was nearby for both the back 9 and the 19th hole )

we an only hope he was able to capture images of the 'players'

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 21:21 | 3252088 williambanzai7
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GOLF DIGEST

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 02:34 | 3252446 sunkeye
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"Drop this for a quad bogey."

ROTFLMAFAO

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 23:29 | 3252253 Yen Cross
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   I just soiled my "Depend Undergarments" Billy-7.  That Golf Barffest cover was absolute perfection.

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 09:33 | 3252635 GetZeeGold
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Would made one hell of a Caddyshack sequel.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 20:08 | 3251986 847328_3527
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Every politico craves the celebrity status Tiger has...and they crave even more Tiger's ex.

 

 

http://voices.yahoo.com/image/1254324/index.html?cat=69

Mon, 02/18/2013 - 09:28 | 3252632 GetZeeGold
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Never mess with a pissed off blonde bitch wielding a driver.....just sayin.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 19:31 | 3251926 Midas
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Barry S. really doesn't give a shit, does he?

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 19:46 | 3251949 sunnyside
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No fucks are given.

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 17:50 | 3251799 farooq902
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that is brlliant! thank you. :)

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 17:06 | 3251733 Nobody For President
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Damn - I don't get the Cat Warren reference: Who is that masked woman?

Sun, 02/17/2013 - 21:02 | 3252051 williambanzai7
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/17/wall-street-warren-video_n_2707...

Here is what is great about this. They tried their damnedest to keep her out of office and she beat them. As a result, she knows that the people who backed her, want her to Make Wall Street miserable. Now she is just one Senator rurrounded by morons, so what is she going to do? Well, she can do a few things and one of them is to beat the shit out of them in front of the cameras, which will now most assuredly be there every time there is a hearing regarding finance.

As we all know, sound bytes are the modern propaganda equivalent of a political switch blade.

Say what you want about her, she is no dingbat and she is not going to get fooled by the bankster doublespeak.

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