HaVe You CHeCKeD OuT THe LaTeST BaRRoN'S?

williambanzai7's picture

BARRONS COVER
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ORBITAL ASSHOLE
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We stare at the face of our doom
All life it is gonna consume
We cannot prevent
This extinction event
When all of our assets go "BOOM"

The Limerick King

IN NOLO WE TRUST

 

Meet Wall Street's latest foe...

THE CAT WARREN
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In other news...

FOAM BUSTER
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Yen Cross's picture

 I am the real (yen cross(  599GTB<

Yen Cross's picture

  Have fun trading  BITCHEZ

q99x2's picture

Bigfoot has been genetically determined to be a bigfoot tonight on Coast to Coast.

Bigfoot came to me in a dream one night. He was in a spaceship that was in communication with another bigfoot in another spaceship. Together they were controlling the earthquakes around the world. He did not say why.

dunce's picture

I was pleasantly surprised by her questioning , but fear that it isjust a ploy to scare the big banksters to swell her campaign funds to the point where she can share some of it to buy more political support to become what is known as a powerful senator. Ordinarily each senator has one vote but some can have control of more.

Yen Cross's picture

I like a"dunce" smiles   I like > Smoking hot girls

 

Yen Cross's picture

 This Jew shit? I'm perplexed/  I'm Christian and yet this Jewish shit is "thrust" upon me.   Someone some where give me (an) idea? The single best friend  I have in life is  branded with the (star)  he hates the fact that he  couldn't open presents during Christmas. BITCHEZ

   Give me reason to hate? I love J.R. because he has the capacity to share knowledge, in a unbiased way!

  Sue Ellen kicks ass!

williambanzai7's picture

He can open presents at Christmas and you can sit at a Seder table. Its a way of sharing. Anyone who says otherwise has an ulterior motive.

Yen Cross's picture

 The HATRED is getting old billy/   For (GODS SAKE) it's getting old.

walküre's picture

Mr. Greenspan is the son of Herr und Frau Grünspan.

http://de.wiktionary.org/wiki/Gr%C3%BCnspan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenspan

Name is derived from "patina" which is an indication of how old the object is.

The guy is a total fraud. He and Al Gore should be sharing a cell in Le Hague.

 

the grateful unemployed's picture

after Dorner i'm surprised Obama isn't pushing the feds to go into the LAPD and clean house, (which is what happened after Rodney King, and what will probably happen with Zimmerman in FLA) Obama is going to fix all the white on black crime. i guess that includes all the gun violence in Chicago (whitey who makes those guns and sells them in the hood - i heard this from the crips/bloods during Bush 1 when LA blew up in the late 80s - whitey is bringing crack and ak47s into socentral LA - we buy these weapons at the POE, no questions asked.) ultimately obama is a fool because he joined the system he blames for black poverty and violence, did nothing to change it, and demagogued against violence in place like Chicago where he is the famous community organizer [what did he do, load the clips?] if this guy is the great black hope, the blacks have no hope whatsoever.

williambanzai7's picture

Which is what Farrakan said at the outset. And why I did the Corporate Uncle Tom image shortly thereafter.

CompassionateFascist's picture

Zero never was the GBH. He belongs to Soros. A Jew. 

working class dog's picture

SPENDING CUTS SHOULD START WITH CONGRESS AND THE EXECUTIVE AND JUDICIAL BRANCHES elected or appointed chronnies. Also CLAW BACK ALL THE FREE LUNCH THE PIG BANKERS STOLE FROM US, via the super pac lobbyists pig funds. Viva la FRANCE!

Freddie's picture

Who knew the Spartans had Hellfires on drones at Thermopylae?

Yen Cross's picture

Nice quote, Freddie.  +1

gmj's picture

The Greek Obama is exquisitely done.  Who is Colonel Flick?

williambanzai7's picture

There is slightly more to master Photoshop mashing than cut and paste ;-)

Colonel Flick is my legacy screen name on Flickr, ie the handle I used before I started posting Visual Combat there. I initially kept my photography separate, but then decided it is all part of the same pot.

LasVegasDave's picture

Sorry William, but Im afraid you are wrong on this one;

spending cuts and tax hikes cant save the day or right this ship

In the end it will come down to .308 winchester

Not by speeches and votes of the majority, are the great questions of the time decided , but by iron and blood.

-Bismarck

williambanzai7's picture

I suppose if I change the Barron's cover completely, it would no longer be a parody.

CompassionateFascist's picture

quiz show TV emcee: "capitol of N. Dakota...named after famous German statesman"

 

Homer Simpson, waching w kids: "duuuuhhhhhhh....Hitler!"

jumbo maverick's picture

Golf digest $200

Therefore can of beans equals $56 or thereabouts
We are in big big trouble when beans cost that much.

Yen Cross's picture

   I cashed out my "Mutual Funds" a long time ago...  Barron's who?

williambanzai7's picture

For me, these old magazines are the virtual version of billboards to deface.

Yen Cross's picture

   We always have" Morning Star"  #-7

ShakaZulu's picture

Protection when you least expect it, lol.  Next on the hit list:  anyone utilizing the earth's most precious resource--oxygen.

SamAdams's picture

Barron's can save itself by following Newsweek's model of ending physical print and moving to fiat internet only.  Brilliant!

On another note, I ran across this comment on another site.  Not mine, but truthful enough to repost.  See if you can identify the common denominator in Bill's artwork above and the post below.

"It is a foregone conclusion that those of us who have questioned the official version of 9/11, the so-called "war on terror", the pretext it provides for shredding the rights of US citizens, the invasion and occupation of Iraq and Afghanistan, the serial wars of pillage, will face arrest, detained without charge or trial via the NDAA. Ultimately, the US government (Israel) will either have to bring those who oppose the US police states to trial, or do what the has been done so many times before, in places like Latin America and the developing world: disappear those who were fighting fascist regimes. To stop that from happening, we need to educate people within the intelligence, police communities, US citizens (the 99%) that we need to investigate: 1. the real perpetrators involved in the terrorist attacks of 9/11, London 7/7 and other contrived "strategy of tension" terror attacks designed to instill fear and provide the pretext for the police state; 2. those who committed crimes that enabled the Bush administration to prevent gathering evidence, from the EPA clearing the air in Manhattan, to removing the steel from the WTC without forensic tests. 3. who are connected to the MSM "usual suspects" who continue to fan the flames of the so-called "war on terror", the Muslim boogie-man (destroy Palestine) agenda; 4. who are part of the same groups of allied individuals who continue to contrive intelligence on the "war on terror"; 5. who are part of the same criminal groups pillaging the tax-payers, profiting from the "war on terror"; 6. who are part of the the same group of fraudsters using DHS grants to spy on and criminalize those opposed to them; 7. who are connected to the corrupt politicians who propose, advocate legislation criminalizing the freedoms necessary to determine the identities of this same oligarchic clique now pillaging the world one nation state at a time, and transforming the world into a global gulag. So, instead of detaining those patriots protesting the US government (Israel) post 9/11 policies and crimes; Why don't we just identify the individuals within these groups, and throw these people in jail?"

q99x2's picture

Ya ya ya ya. Prison. someone else said it. Arrest the pedophile banksters.

monad's picture

See if you can guess who said this about that: "They aren't going to stop until we shove a shotgun up their asses and pull the trigger."
Get me a box of cigars and send in Monica.

machineh's picture

Now THAT's the kind of edgy cover that might flog a few more dead-tree investment weeklies in the subway kiosks.

But Barron's probably can't be saved.

Soon its geezer audience will have to sell their Buicks, turn their retirement portfolio over to a young hotshot, and move into assisted living.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

I have a hard time even getting Barron's in my city of over 2,000,000 (metro area).  Maybe its fate is not good, and that might be why...

 

Review of Barron's -- Dated 18 Febrauary 2013

http://tinyurl.com/betzhjf

williambanzai7's picture

What will people use to line bird cages? iPads?

Parrotile's picture

Wood waste - derived cat litter!

Absorbent, and really economical (as well as providing an interesting surface for the little critters to run around in!)

Trust us on this one - we have years of relevant experience!!

nmewn's picture

The Cat Woman...lol.

Why was Cat Woman asking O'Barry's SEC why there has been no Wall Street show trials?

She better be careful, the much beloved Community Reinvestment Act could hang in the balance ;-)

847328_3527's picture

Some things get better with age...like wb and the Limmerick King !

 

Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the grateful unemployed's picture

you know what Greenspan is thinking (or trying to tell Bernanke), one is you don't let the public hear about dissension, you have your arguments behind closed doors and the Fed chief makes the statement. the second thing Greenspan wants to say to the current Fed chief is that he should sit  for a couple decades, that power and prestige accumulate, and you're more than a career bureaucrat, you're like a cabinet member who is always there to greet the new administration. Greenspan had his fingers all over economic policy, natural gas, immigration, check the old speeches. The gesture of tying interest rates to employment is a weak move, Bernanke does almost no jaw boning, no politicing, and then he mumbles that he might leave when his term is up?? Greenspan thinks this guy has no idea how megalomania works? [and i think he's probably right, like bush to obama, bad to worse, and wait until you see the next fed chief]

MoneyThangs's picture

By the time Cat Warren and the DOJ are done with Blankfein, He will be soo filthy rich,  wont know what hit them... Ah the sweet taste of revenge, American justice!!

Zer0head's picture
Obama Golfs With Tiger Woods

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-golfs-tiger-woods_701391.html

(Update 1: Press Blocked)

(UPDATE 2: Banzai apparently was nearby for both the back 9 and the 19th hole )

we an only hope he was able to capture images of the 'players'

sunkeye's picture

"Drop this for a quad bogey."

ROTFLMAFAO

Yen Cross's picture

   I just soiled my "Depend Undergarments" Billy-7.  That Golf Barffest cover was absolute perfection.

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

Would made one hell of a Caddyshack sequel.

847328_3527's picture

Every politico craves the celebrity status Tiger has...and they crave even more Tiger's ex.

 

 

http://voices.yahoo.com/image/1254324/index.html?cat=69

GetZeeGold's picture

 

 

Never mess with a pissed off blonde bitch wielding a driver.....just sayin.

Midas's picture

Barry S. really doesn't give a shit, does he?

farooq902's picture

that is brlliant! thank you. :)

Nobody For President's picture

Damn - I don't get the Cat Warren reference: Who is that masked woman?

williambanzai7's picture

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/17/wall-street-warren-video_n_2707...

Here is what is great about this. They tried their damnedest to keep her out of office and she beat them. As a result, she knows that the people who backed her, want her to Make Wall Street miserable. Now she is just one Senator rurrounded by morons, so what is she going to do? Well, she can do a few things and one of them is to beat the shit out of them in front of the cameras, which will now most assuredly be there every time there is a hearing regarding finance.

As we all know, sound bytes are the modern propaganda equivalent of a political switch blade.

Say what you want about her, she is no dingbat and she is not going to get fooled by the bankster doublespeak.