Deutsche Bank (Part II)
Unless the markets can take out its September highs, we could very well see a repeat of the 1987 Crash.
The euro “might start to unravel” if Deutsche Bank collapses according to respected financial journalist, Matthew Lynn. “It all has a very 2008 feel to it …” he warns and outlines his and our growing concerns about Deutsche Bank.
The Queen wants to know "Where's The Beef"Her subjects are in disbeliefRampant inflationIs harming her nationBy way of a BoE thief
The Limerick King
Mario Draghi Medium Rare...
A corpse is a corpse, of horse of horse.
and the sand paper bitch on the neck (monedas) I think... I will punch in the face woman or man no questions black eye or tooth
Ok, here's one. How about the black and red and silver baloons... Your going to die. How about I'll step on your fucking neck?
William, you have become my new friend..
Very well done.
Thanks for the laughs WB7.
What's really in our food?
2 droner kebabs and a portion of you chickenless nuggets please to go!
Is there horse DNA in horse shit?
If you feed a cow on horse byproducts, can the cow meat contain horse DNA?
What about kissing? I have heard that after kissing DNAs mix.
lol. mixing dna of a living creature, actually, instantly kill the creature
ROTFL!!!...I don't know whether to say neigh or mooove over I'm angling for my favorite teet!
Either way, never put pasties on em, I like em just the way they are ;-)
What was that about Heinz ketchup again?
times like this, the Amish have every right to point their fingers and laugh at modern society.. yet they don't. Admirable.
Just when you thought all the horses arses had been elected to Parliament, they show up in your hamburger!
SPAB burger : Something Posing As Beef
I know horses and I know cows.
Cows are fucking dumbshits without two braincells to rub together, fit only for food or riding around in a rodeo.
Horses are smart, beatuiful animals, and they love people. Eating horsemeat is a terrible thing, it's like eating a dog, like eating something smart that loves you.
I've been reading these horsemeat articles and the question I have is where all these horses are coming from, and, how it's cheaper economically than cow. Abandoned horses? Wild horse heards in Eurpoe? None of the articles have this info.
A lot of Spanish are abandoning their horses into the wild because they cannot afford the feed anymore. In Romania horses and donkeys seem to have been banned from partecipating in road traffic recently, in addition in SE Europe there seems to be a very contagious deadly horse disease on the roll that kills many of them.
Why pay for getting rid of the corpse if you can sell it for good money?
What makes me suspicious is that right from day one an enormous percentage of forum posts in Germany (Spiegel Online, looked like 30% roughly) tried to convince people that horse meat is actually healthier and more expensive than beef (= people shouldn't complain).
Suspicious, because usually 95% of posts are anti-system, at least for the last couple of years. Paid trolls?
Whatever you think you feel about a animal, when SHTF you will eat everyting (or die), hell you wil probably have donner party.
Smart chicken (think obout your nugget) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDl17fgOOWQ [/s]
Exactly what I was looking for, thanks for the link!
the horse meat is from seahorse farms in the south atlantic - billions of these seahorses - almost endless supply - the meat is tender and tasty and cheap to produce
What about pigs? They're arguably smarter than dogs or most primates.
Most smart phones are smarter than their users.
Here in America (and probably to a lesser extent in Europe) there are millions of "pet" horses that are kept in rental stables so rich people and their kids can go "horse-back riding". People get tired of them. Also, in Eastern Europe in particular, I believe there are a lot of working horses still on smaller farms.
That Mad Cow gets me every time.
The Draghi meat looked bad (expired; past its deadline.)
I thought the story was that the truck-in-the-night pulled up, dropped of a dozen horses, and then ran off with the beef...
A picture is forming in my head...It's Uncle Ben Godiva, riding a horse naked and scattering money as he goes, through downtown Wall Street, as all the bankers close their windows and refuse to see the sight...But there is a peeping Tom...
(I would vote for Schumaker, but that's just me.)
It must be OK cause it sorta tastes like chicken.
Does anyone remember what chicken tastes like?
I slaughtered my own. VERY chicken-y. Too gamey for most. Gotta kill 'em YOUNG.
I can remember back in 1980 when I was young and very poor a "bargain" on three meat tacos from Jack in the box, three for a buck. After taking advantage of this for a month or so a story came on the news in Austin, a story of uninspected horse meat from mexico in those bargain tacos. Worst of all the bargain ended and I had to get lunch elsewhere...
Don't think it can't, won't, or isn't happening here right now. Horsemeat, it isn't just for Euroland.
"In 1981, horse meat labeled as beef was discovered at a Foodmaker plant that supplied hamburger and taco meat to Jack in the Box. The meat was originally from Profreeze of Australia, and during their checks on location, the food inspectors discovered other shipments destined for the United States which included kangaroo meat."
I seem to remember that they entered into a consent decree with the Dept. of Commerce agreeing to not sell horse meat in their burgers without admitting that they had done so in the past.
Wild Australian Kangaroo is almost certainly better for you than factory-farmed beef.
Unless transformed by a boomerang
To zestful, tangy Kangaroo meringue.
Depends on how long they have been lying on the side of the road.
that horse is perfect for the EU regulatory committee...
In fact its what the continent has always wanted; a horse that moos and a cow that neighs; like that nobody knows if we are north or south bound. Monti could ride that horse in name of Lombardia while the Mafia milks it à la Sicilia.
yeah i seee Draghi riding that half horse half cow jousting at monetary windmills
3 big rigs pulled up to a stockyard near me in the middle of the night and made off with 180 head of cattle about 360k. others have cut fences and stole several. but the oddest thing there have been several shot in the field and butcherd on the spot leaving whats left .
Holy crap. I've driven a big rig...one with 60 full-grown head of cattle would be WAY overloaded. I wouldn't want to drive the thing. Or own the trailer. Wouldn't be worth much when you were done if you went any distance.
Hmm, 1,500 lbs average (sorry about the lbs rest of world, I live in the US), times 180 is 270,000 lbs or 135 tons, far in excess of any trailer I am aware of. The space shuttle weighs 165,000 lbs.
Most stockyards don't sell cattle ready for the slaughterhouse/ packing plant, unless they are breeding age cows. Most likely it would be young steers and heifers in the 300-500 lb range destined for a feedlot....
only the front half of that beef chart is kosher, which tells you about the royals and the eurocrats
I have seen more horse jokes in the past week than I have ever seen. Of course most are just horsing around. Too bad people with principals have been replaced with people who just don't give a rat's a**, unless it's going into the blender with the other meat by-products!
It's called "Gallows Humor."
We're all fucked, and deep down, we all know it.
Although I abhor the fraud, horse meat is safer than cow. Except here in California, where if you eat horse or cat you can be arrested.
OMG LOL, etc - funny stuff Banzai7
"This steak still has marks where the jockey was hittin' it." ~ Rodney Dangerfield
Fiat Pudding is THE best picture of Uncle Ben EVAH!
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