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EURO TASTY BITS
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100% PURE WTF

 

 

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BURGER QUEEN

The Queen wants to know "Where's The Beef"
Her subjects are in disbelief
Rampant inflation
Is harming her nation
By way of a BoE thief

The Limerick King

 

Mario Draghi Medium Rare...

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BREAKING: WAITROSE BEEF CONTAMINATED WITH MARIO DRAGHI
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CDO SLIME

 

 

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MAD COW

 

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Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:35 | 3259755 john39
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did you notice how Roger Waters set all time ticket sales records touring the Wall the last few years, but the MSM (at least in the U.S.) will barely whisper his name?  such is the punishment for speaking up for Palestinian rights.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 14:35 | 3260382 NotApplicable
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"Mother do you think they'll try to break my balls?"

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:40 | 3259780 williambanzai7
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He gets his box office, does it matter what the fucking MSM says? I would be suspicious if the fucking MSM was promoting him. As you can see I've had it with the MSM.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:53 | 3259838 Overfed
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Ol' Rog ain't much of a statist sychophant from what I can see, hence not much adulation from the MSM.

Kinda like that show Firefly (and movie Serentity for those not familiar) from about 10 years ago. That shit's downright subversive to today's statist sensitivities.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 00:31 | 3262280 OldTrooper
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Bonus points for the Firefly reference.  Nicely done, Overfed!

"I aim to misbehave," Captain Malcomb Reynolds, Serenity.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 13:14 | 3259926 McMolotov
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Browncoats, bitchez.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:33 | 3259744 the grateful un...
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it used to be that if someone (including corporation now which are people) was sued for negligence the award could be just about any number, depending on the plaintiffs case (yes we really loved him, his community loved him, its a great loss) but now its pretty much based on your projected lifetime earnings. when that family of four killed in a runaway Lexus settled with Toyota for 10M, it seemed a bit low. he was CHP safety officer, middleaged. later a family in the same area (attorneys measure these things by what kind of jury you will get in your specific area) sued GM over faulty wiring in a new Corvette which burned down their home, but no injuries, they got 3M. additionally we had another runaway Toyota in SD a few weeks ago. the MSM always calls it driver error. the accelerator stuck, driver error. 

speaking of meat, it seems my personal supply isn't worth what it was a few years ago.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 11:37 | 3259429 williambanzai7
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PROBLEM SOLVED

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 22:38 | 3262004 Buck Johnson
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No kidding, that was funny.

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 13:18 | 3259952 McMolotov
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How soon until Hormel starts producing Sporse?

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:48 | 3259822 inevitablecollapse
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sarah jessica parker?!  

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:23 | 3259695 the grateful un...
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i don't think horse milk exists or Andrew Zimmern would be drinking it

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 00:24 | 3262263 OldTrooper
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Not so fast, Grateful...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumis

It seems horse milk does exist!

Wed, 02/20/2013 - 11:50 | 3259504 “Rebellion to t...
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Hillary is that you?  Nice boob job!

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