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awwww man. No gratuitous picture of Fifi in the maid outfit polishing a TWI tire? Damn.
Banzai is the coolest!
and his satire is the hottest!
A French man was driving Renault
While sipping a glass of Pernod
He swerved at a cat
(that was as far as I got....)
The Renault broke down before hitting the cat, the cat laughed and capped Frenchie with an Uzi.
see Bukowski, "Twelve Flying Monkeys Who Won't Copulate Properly"
His pants he did shat!
And drove back in shame to the chateaux!
and he decided to change to Bordeaux?
He swerved at a cat
but hit a fat banker
the rest of it you don't want to know
With all this new found demand for horse meat, are there any publicly traded knackers?
.
Depardieu's looking like Rand
And people are blaming Hollande
So who is at fault
For frogs going Gault?
It's time emmigration was banned!
The Limerick King
they have an immigration problem too, millions of muslims, (there was a riot a few years in the muslim neighborhood of Paris, and the cops refused to go in and break it up?)
True dat. I see tour companies now offer "Mugging packages." They take you to each major European city where you get mugged or for a extra few dollars, beaten down by a MENA refugee.
something tells me dep-ar-doofus would bang that ugly jew whoor in the picture below.
EuroApocalyse Now, or what comes after Dien Bien Phu when the Americans decide to do the monetary mopping up operation.
I make sure someone gets made in France whenever I'm there.
Does that help?
By @blumaberlin
hhh :)
+1
Just add Keynsian yeast...
Heywood Banks "Horse Meat"
These days people are perplexed about upon which meat to dine
With mad cow and hoof & mouth affecting cows and sheep and swine
A hungry man starts to look around for a way to supersize
And his thoughts turn to Mr. Ed with ketchup and fries
Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak
It used to be that when a horse's riding days were through
They'd ship him to the factory and turn him into glue
A hungry man starts to look around with knife and fork and bib
For a dinner that is guaranteed to stick to his ribs
Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak
Well a cowboy he needs a horse, needs a horse
For a main course, a main course, a main course
Seabiscuits and gravy can do a nice job
Hi-yo Silver stir-fry and Mr. Ed kababs
Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak
French Hookers
That hooker is going to stare to death, let me tell you that for sure!
that's impossible, there are no jewish whores and there are no jewish panhandlers either!
That is soooooooooooooooo wrong.
Les Visual Combat
wheres peta when you need them
People Eating Tasty Animals?
French Bagette...
Une tartine de merde?
Who is the ugly dude holding the bag?
Hard to say who, Azz, but whoever he is, he's wearing black stockings.
Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
I'd do her.
I'm a pervert. Halp mei
that bag was made from her skin.
I will never look at the bagguette the same ever again.
Horse D'Oeuvres...WHINNEYING!
Findus the Beef!
Trigger burgers..., not just for Fido anymore.