MaiD IN FRaNCe...

williambanzai7's picture

MAID IN FRANCE

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Whatta's picture

awwww man. No gratuitous picture of Fifi in the maid outfit polishing a TWI tire? Damn.

jharry's picture

Banzai is the coolest!

old naughty's picture

and his satire is the hottest!

TahoeBilly2012's picture

A French man was driving Renault

While sipping a glass of Pernod

He swerved at a cat

(that was as far as I got....)

 

 

Whatta's picture

The Renault broke down before hitting the cat, the cat laughed and capped Frenchie with an Uzi.

the grateful unemployed's picture

see Bukowski, "Twelve Flying Monkeys Who Won't Copulate Properly"

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

His pants he did shat!

And drove back in shame to the chateaux!

the grateful unemployed's picture

and he decided to change to Bordeaux?

the grateful unemployed's picture

He swerved at a cat

but hit a fat banker

the rest of it you don't want to know

rosiescenario's picture

With all this new found demand for horse meat, are there any publicly traded knackers?

williambanzai7's picture

DEPARDIEU SHRUGGED
.

Depardieu's looking like Rand
And people are blaming Hollande
So who is at fault
For frogs going Gault?
It's time emmigration was banned!

The Limerick King

the grateful unemployed's picture

they have an immigration problem too, millions of muslims, (there was a riot a few years in the muslim neighborhood of Paris, and the cops refused to go in and break it up?)

CheapBastard's picture

True dat. I see tour companies now offer "Mugging packages." They take you to each major European city where you get mugged or for a extra few dollars, beaten down by a MENA refugee.

 

otto skorzeny's picture

something tells me dep-ar-doofus would bang that ugly jew whoor in the picture below.

the grateful unemployed's picture

EuroApocalyse Now, or what comes after Dien Bien Phu when the Americans decide to do the monetary mopping up operation.

kaiserhoff's picture

I make sure someone gets made in France whenever I'm there.

Does that help?

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

Heywood Banks "Horse Meat"

These days people are perplexed about upon which meat to dine
With mad cow and hoof & mouth affecting cows and sheep and swine
A hungry man starts to look around for a way to supersize
And his thoughts turn to Mr. Ed with ketchup and fries

Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak

It used to be that when a horse's riding days were through
They'd ship him to the factory and turn him into glue
A hungry man starts to look around with knife and fork and bib
For a dinner that is guaranteed to stick to his ribs

Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak

Well a cowboy he needs a horse, needs a horse
For a main course, a main course, a main course
Seabiscuits and gravy can do a nice job
Hi-yo Silver stir-fry and Mr. Ed kababs

Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak

CheapBastard's picture

That hooker is going to stare to death, let me tell you that for sure!

walküre's picture

that's impossible, there are no jewish whores and there are no jewish panhandlers either!

stant's picture

wheres peta when you need them

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

People Eating Tasty Animals?

williambanzai7's picture

French Bagette...

 

DAVOS 2012: HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN WHO'S IN LAGARDE'S BAG?

azzhatter's picture

Who is the ugly dude holding the bag?

Fredo Corleone's picture

Hard to say who, Azz, but whoever he is, he's wearing black stockings. 

Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

Edward Fiatski's picture

I'd do her.

I'm a pervert. Halp mei

otto skorzeny's picture

that bag was made from her skin.

Edward Fiatski's picture

I will never look at the bagguette the same ever again.

krispkritter's picture

Horse D'Oeuvres...WHINNEYING!

Findus the Beef!

kaiserhoff's picture

Trigger burgers..., not just for Fido anymore.