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Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:13 | 3264537 Whatta
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awwww man. No gratuitous picture of Fifi in the maid outfit polishing a TWI tire? Damn.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 15:29 | 3264301 jharry
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Banzai is the coolest!

Fri, 02/22/2013 - 04:55 | 3266325 old naughty
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and his satire is the hottest!

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:46 | 3263929 TahoeBilly2012
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A French man was driving Renault

While sipping a glass of Pernod

He swerved at a cat

(that was as far as I got....)

 

 

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:15 | 3264550 Whatta
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The Renault broke down before hitting the cat, the cat laughed and capped Frenchie with an Uzi.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:27 | 3264612 the grateful un...
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see Bukowski, "Twelve Flying Monkeys Who Won't Copulate Properly"

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 14:17 | 3264052 WALLST8MY8BALL
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His pants he did shat!

And drove back in shame to the chateaux!

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 14:18 | 3264054 the grateful un...
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and he decided to change to Bordeaux?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:57 | 3263976 the grateful un...
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He swerved at a cat

but hit a fat banker

the rest of it you don't want to know

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:41 | 3263903 rosiescenario
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With all this new found demand for horse meat, are there any publicly traded knackers?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:18 | 3263815 williambanzai7
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DEPARDIEU SHRUGGED
.

Depardieu's looking like Rand
And people are blaming Hollande
So who is at fault
For frogs going Gault?
It's time emmigration was banned!

The Limerick King

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:51 | 3263951 the grateful un...
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they have an immigration problem too, millions of muslims, (there was a riot a few years in the muslim neighborhood of Paris, and the cops refused to go in and break it up?)

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:19 | 3264554 CheapBastard
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True dat. I see tour companies now offer "Mugging packages." They take you to each major European city where you get mugged or for a extra few dollars, beaten down by a MENA refugee.

 

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:06 | 3263759 otto skorzeny
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something tells me dep-ar-doofus would bang that ugly jew whoor in the picture below.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:01 | 3263732 williambanzai7
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LES BANKRUPT SLOB

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:58 | 3263712 williambanzai7
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EUROPOCALYPSE (FRANCE)

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:56 | 3263970 the grateful un...
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EuroApocalyse Now, or what comes after Dien Bien Phu when the Americans decide to do the monetary mopping up operation.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 14:05 | 3263705 kaiserhoff
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I make sure someone gets made in France whenever I'm there.

Does that help?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:56 | 3263700 williambanzai7
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ARRIVAL AT TIM-BUCK-TOO

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:52 | 3263683 williambanzai7
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Sauce

By @blumaberlin

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:01 | 3263735 resurger
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hhh :)

+1

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:54 | 3263687 Edward Fiatski
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Just add Keynsian yeast...

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:50 | 3263674 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Heywood Banks "Horse Meat"

These days people are perplexed about upon which meat to dine
With mad cow and hoof & mouth affecting cows and sheep and swine
A hungry man starts to look around for a way to supersize
And his thoughts turn to Mr. Ed with ketchup and fries

Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak

It used to be that when a horse's riding days were through
They'd ship him to the factory and turn him into glue
A hungry man starts to look around with knife and fork and bib
For a dinner that is guaranteed to stick to his ribs

Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak

Well a cowboy he needs a horse, needs a horse
For a main course, a main course, a main course
Seabiscuits and gravy can do a nice job
Hi-yo Silver stir-fry and Mr. Ed kababs

Now I'm fixin' a dinner from a horse with no name
Some blackened Black Beauty and a Flicka filet
That Man o'War wellington my mom used to make
And her Secretariat salisbury steak

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:48 | 3263663 williambanzai7
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French Hookers

TACTIQUE POLITIQUE

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 16:12 | 3264529 CheapBastard
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That hooker is going to stare to death, let me tell you that for sure!

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 15:43 | 3264360 walküre
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that's impossible, there are no jewish whores and there are no jewish panhandlers either!

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:32 | 3263863 vote_libertaria...
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That is soooooooooooooooo wrong.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:41 | 3263901 williambanzai7
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Les Visual Combat

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:44 | 3263653 stant
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wheres peta when you need them

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:45 | 3263655 WALLST8MY8BALL
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People Eating Tasty Animals?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:43 | 3263650 williambanzai7
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French Bagette...

 

DAVOS 2012: HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN WHO'S IN LAGARDE'S BAG?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:47 | 3263930 Walt D.
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Une tartine de merde?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:11 | 3263791 azzhatter
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Who is the ugly dude holding the bag?

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:28 | 3263850 Fredo Corleone
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Hard to say who, Azz, but whoever he is, he's wearing black stockings. 

Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:18 | 3263813 Edward Fiatski
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I'd do her.

I'm a pervert. Halp mei

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:04 | 3263757 otto skorzeny
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that bag was made from her skin.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:53 | 3263685 Edward Fiatski
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I will never look at the bagguette the same ever again.

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:42 | 3263649 krispkritter
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Horse D'Oeuvres...WHINNEYING!

Findus the Beef!

Thu, 02/21/2013 - 13:00 | 3263724 kaiserhoff
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Trigger burgers..., not just for Fido anymore.

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