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williambanzai7's picture




We've all heard of Uncle Sequester
The nightmare of every investor
Our innocence lost
A terrible cost
Can anything stop this molester?

The Limerick King



The tale of a beauty and beast
This monster has now been released
The natives are drumming
The Lira is coming
The Euro may soon be deceased

The Limerick King

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williambanzai7's picture

This guy is Opus Douche and I'm going bury him.

100pcDredge's picture

Bu... but, but... i, i, don't believe it ;D - Jimi Hendrix - EXP -

Stoploss's picture

You got my pride
hanging out of my bed
You're messin' around with my life
So I bought my lead
You even mess with my children
And you're screamin' at my wife, baby
Get off my back,
if you wanna get outta here alive

Freedom,That's what I want now
Freedom, that's what I need now
Freedom to live
Freedom, so I can give

You got my heart
speak electric water
You got my soul
screamin' and howlin'
You know you hook my girlfriend
You know the drugstore man

But I don't need it now
I was trying to slap it out of her head

Freedom, so I can give
Freedom, so i can give
Freedom, yeah
Freedom, that's what I need

You don't have to say that you love me
if you don't mean it
You'd better believe
If you need me
or you just wanna bleed me
you'd better stickin' your dagger in someone else
So I can leave
Set me free


Right on, straight ahead
Stay up and straight ahead

MikeMcGspot's picture

A contribution to William and the Limerick king from a rock soup perspecitve.

The tale of a beauty and beast
This monster has now been released
The natives are drumming
The Lira is coming
The Euro may soon be deceased.

Let uncle festor sequestor

The mestsor were in.

Toss back a swig of tonic and gin.

The Euro may tumble.

Jamie may fumble

We are in a rumble.

So many mumble.

Let us not bitch.

Let's find out who's rich.

The beauty and beast.

So set to rumble.

Be first to tumble.

And feast on the beast.

In the end that's the least.

So humble the Bitch!


Fix It Again Timmy's picture

Oh, Petunia!, things be gett'n outta hand 'round these parts...


ceilidh_trail's picture

Uncle sequester got basketball on his mind? Where's moochell when wes needs her? Be she still hollywoodin?

willwork4food's picture

Love it W7!' Fuck Jamie'  WB7 Tee Shirts available now at Tiffanys?

the grateful unemployed's picture
They're creepy and self righteous,
Demagogues who compromise us
They linger like bad sinus,
The Obama Family.

The White House is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really have a scheme
to kickback money to their campaign, from every plan you see.


So get a lobbyists shawl on
AIPAC you can crawl on
They're gonna pay a call on, Iran, new-clear-elee. (apologies to George Bush, you're not the worst President ever)


booboo's picture

That's Ok, I seen a bumper sticker today that said "I Love Obama Care" WTF? it has not even been implemented yet and the dumb bitch loves it already? Wait till that pekered up act goes full retard on the American landscape, they are going to rip that bitches bumper off. 

fourchan's picture

buy gold and silver and let the bankers eat cake.

mt paul's picture

let the eat 

each other...

ebworthen's picture

"Main Street Confidence"

LOL!  Yes, that is how I feel.

I bet the change in confidence since Jan. 1st has gone something like this:

"WTF!??  What happened to my paycheck!  They said they were only going to tax the rich!?!?"

"WTF!?!?  Gas went up .60 cents a gallon in less than a week!?!?"

"WTF!?!?  I'm laid off?  What do you mean I'm laid off!?!?"

Nobody For President's picture

Finally - some charts that make sense!

LK is really on a roll tonight...

What a killer pair!

Stud Duck's picture

Uncle Sequester is absolutely the greatest yet!

I just got off the phone with a 15 year Army Sgt, 2 affy tours with the 10th Mountain Div and 1 tour in Iraq. He was scheduled to deploy back for security at Kandahar. He is not going to deploy, says they are shooting all the 105 rounds they can before Frinday, Says the military is telling them they are all going to belet go without any retirement, bennies, Needless to say, he is really wound for sound tonight, Cussing Obummer bad!

TPTB_r_TBTF's picture

Oh my, TPTB donT need his services any more.  The poppy crop is safe, mission accomplished.

ShakaZulu's picture

A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.

cifo's picture

I see a (de)motivational poster: "Because I'm richer than you."

CheapBastard's picture

At least he did not say he is doing God's work.

williambanzai7's picture

When a CEO says something like that to a respected analyst, you know the jig is almost up.

williambanzai7's picture

"Because, I'm richer than you are!"--King Jamie


Room 101's picture

That's a good one WB7. Thanks for posting it.

Fuck you bernanke.

sodbuster's picture

'Cuse me sport, the wife and I noticed we happen to be considerably richer than you!! Love the British humor. Sorry to bore you with the clip again.