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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 02/27/2013 22:15 -0400

We've all heard of Uncle Sequester
The nightmare of every investor
Our innocence lost
A terrible cost
Can anything stop this molester?

The Limerick King

The tale of a beauty and beast
This monster has now been released
The natives are drumming
The Lira is coming
The Euro may soon be deceased

The Limerick King

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Thu, 02/28/2013 - 07:24 | 3285075 williambanzai7

This guy is Opus Douche and I'm going bury him.

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 07:21 | 3285070 100pcDredge

Bu... but, but... i, i, don't believe it ;D - Jimi Hendrix - EXP - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvzZ79dC-Gg

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 06:47 | 3285032 Stoploss

You got my pride
hanging out of my bed
You're messin' around with my life
So I bought my lead
You even mess with my children
And you're screamin' at my wife, baby
Get off my back,
if you wanna get outta here alive

Freedom,That's what I want now
Freedom, that's what I need now
Freedom to live
Freedom, so I can give

You got my heart
speak electric water
You got my soul
screamin' and howlin'
You know you hook my girlfriend
You know the drugstore man

But I don't need it now
I was trying to slap it out of her head

Freedom, so I can give
Freedom, so i can give
Freedom, yeah
Freedom, that's what I need

You don't have to say that you love me
if you don't mean it
You'd better believe
If you need me
or you just wanna bleed me
you'd better stickin' your dagger in someone else
So I can leave
Set me free

(Yeah)

Right on, straight ahead
Stay up and straight ahead
Freedom

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 09:03 | 3285220 williambanzai7

Here comes Dolly Dagger

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 01:22 | 3284680 MikeMcGspot

A contribution to William and the Limerick king from a rock soup perspecitve.

The tale of a beauty and beast
This monster has now been released
The natives are drumming
The Lira is coming
The Euro may soon be deceased.

Let uncle festor sequestor

The mestsor were in.

Toss back a swig of tonic and gin.

The Euro may tumble.

Jamie may fumble

We are in a rumble.

So many mumble.

Let us not bitch.

Let's find out who's rich.

The beauty and beast.

So set to rumble.

Be first to tumble.

And feast on the beast.

In the end that's the least.

So humble the Bitch!

Release.

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 00:57 | 3284640 Fix It Again Timmy

Oh, Petunia!, things be gett'n outta hand 'round these parts...

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 00:43 | 3284601 The Heart

Double-barrel bunga bunga?

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/ellison-hannity-tirade-video-14580994...

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 23:42 | 3284417 ceilidh_trail

Uncle sequester got basketball on his mind? Where's moochell when wes needs her? Be she still hollywoodin?

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 22:57 | 3284283 willwork4food

Love it W7!' Fuck Jamie' WB7 Tee Shirts available now at Tiffanys?

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Wed, 02/27/2013 - 22:54 | 3284264 the grateful un...

They're creepy and self righteous,
Demagogues who compromise us
They linger like bad sinus,
The Obama Family.
The White House is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really have a scheme
to kickback money to their campaign, from every plan you see.

(Lie)
(LieSomeMore)
(Don'tQuitLying)

So get a lobbyists shawl on
AIPAC you can crawl on
They're gonna pay a call on, Iran, new-clear-elee. (apologies to George Bush, you're not the worst President ever)

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 22:46 | 3284249 booboo

That's Ok, I seen a bumper sticker today that said "I Love Obama Care" WTF? it has not even been implemented yet and the dumb bitch loves it already? Wait till that pekered up act goes full retard on the American landscape, they are going to rip that bitches bumper off.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 22:42 | 3284232 fourchan

buy gold and silver and let the bankers eat cake.

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 23:28 | 3284362 mt paul

let the eat

each other...

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 03:21 | 3284853 q99x2

et te at ach ote

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 22:37 | 3284220 ebworthen

"Main Street Confidence"

LOL! Yes, that is how I feel.

I bet the change in confidence since Jan. 1st has gone something like this:

"WTF!?? What happened to my paycheck! They said they were only going to tax the rich!?!?"

"WTF!?!? Gas went up .60 cents a gallon in less than a week!?!?"

"WTF!?!? I'm laid off? What do you mean I'm laid off!?!?"

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 22:34 | 3284218 Nobody For President

Finally - some charts that make sense!

LK is really on a roll tonight...

What a killer pair!

Wed, 02/27/2013 - 22:36 | 3284217 Stud Duck

Uncle Sequester is absolutely the greatest yet!

I just got off the phone with a 15 year Army Sgt, 2 affy tours with the 10th Mountain Div and 1 tour in Iraq. He was scheduled to deploy back for security at Kandahar. He is not going to deploy, says they are shooting all the 105 rounds they can before Frinday, Says the military is telling them they are all going to belet go without any retirement, bennies, Needless to say, he is really wound for sound tonight, Cussing Obummer bad!

Thu, 02/28/2013 - 01:45 | 3284733 TPTB_r_TBTF