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I'm on the top of the world (ma) looking down at my creation and the only explanation i can find Is my TBTF will keep me out of jail My shorts will keep me on the top of the world.
An Ode To Jamie Dimon ( aka Big Dipper )
His and Buffets Welfare Slice Account for 38.3% of the Cache Tranche HandOutJobby. As Sean Connery or was it Billy Connolly who said; PEACHY
Jamies been Dipping me missus
When i protest she peers into the wardrobe and hisses
If you had half his balls
You could penetrate my walls
But you dont, so you can't
Go do the dishes.
WB7, the new Dante with a computer instead of a pen.
Mirra mirra on the wall
Who's the biggest whore daddy of them All?
They seek me here, they seek me there
With my forty strong security guards
i don't fucking care
I be the judge, i be the jury
Every cunts bought so less of the fury
Mirra mirra on the wall
Who's the Capo with the outsize balls?
Come squeeze my balls and save on the trip to Lourdes.
Kind of a turn on with that frilly fancy gown and everything ... and (s)he is rich!
(S)he would do well in prison, get a lot of dates, me thinks.
I hate that man.
I hate congress for not doing their job. That man is just the symptom.
We need tyrannicide.
Kill the central bank before they kill us. "Mr. and Mrs. America, prepare to turn in your guns." Dianne Feinstein, a sociopath from California
Didn't Ken Lay once say the same thing? Or maybe it was Madeoff.....no, it must have been Lloyd.
All these great minds exhibit similar thinking.
g.n. interview andrew harvey.
"Every age has its teachers, who keep the eternal truths alive for all of us. In the case of Andrew Harvey, the light he sheds is like a meteor burst across the inner sky."
-- Marianne Williamson author of The Age of Miracles.
Waiting to Die
"...The enemy of the Collective is man. The enemy of man is the Collective. The global wars are all about the "collective vs. the individual man. Nothing has changed for over 3,000 years. The game is the same. Terrorism is a political tool. All terrorist acts are politically motivated by the Collective. The Human Harvest is manifest in the Collective mandate."
To make an analogy of what we are up against. WB7 has contributed more to public service with his $298 printer than Bernanke with his $3+ trillion and counting (s)printer. Conclusion, it's not the size of your printer that counts but what's between your ears. One day WB7, we can't promise you the 200 Phd's at the disposal of Greenspam and Berwanke, however, you can have a part part time assistant and a refurbished second printer of your choice.
Jamie Dimon is a cunt. A smelly one at that. Cut from the smelly cunts of banking history - just the latest version.
He, Blankfein, Corzine, and the lot of them need to be taken out and shot.
Bring me the severed heads of Dimon, Blankfiend, Buffetroll, Bernanke and Geitner and i will prepare the nastiest stinking pot of Gumbo and eat it with relish.
I wonder if during the French Revolution they figured out "why" their heads were being chopped off? When things start getting very rough, I wonder how many trusted security people can be hired for all of the douchebags, such as Dimon.
At some point people will have to decide which side they are on; Are their enough brainwashed douchebags to protect the elitist douchebags? I dunno. There are a lot of crazy people out there who cannot see that this dialectic is designed to put people against each other. Dimon creates a rallying point by claiming he is better than other people because he has a lot of fiat ... and others take offense to that. Maybe they think that somoeone such as Dimon who gets his fiat through conspiracy, fraud, bribery and cronyism should be keeping his mouth shut ... or maybe they just don't think that hard about it.
My guess is that at least some of those offended by Dimon are prone to violence and impulsive action. Which, is of course different than terroism, but our pathetic government won't paint it as such.
The real fun starts when his security people awake uo to the fact that they're on the wrong side of this and pull Judas on him.
Should we all send a copy to JPM and to our, I mean their, congressionals?
Did anyone see the Bloomberg article dated 2/2013 asking why taxpayers should subsidize the mega-banks to the tune of $83 billion per year?
Yes, JPM, B of A, Citi, Wells Fargo and last but not least GS.
And how much are the politicos trying to save in sequester? $85 billion-gee $83 would be a really good start.
Nobody goes to jail. Not even this worthless slime bag.
What an insular little prick.
Very deserving of harsh street justice meted out by some medieval thugs with baseball bats, blow torches, and pliers.
.....And a video recording for posterity.
A quick lop off the head is showing too much mercy for his ilk. Put them in a cell, make them drink a certain tainted water, let them stew for a few weeks... google "guinea worm images" ~ I am sure there are countless other tortures of the damned that would be appropriate.
I'll tell you what has happened with Jamie Dimon. He has been a self centered douche bag all along. However, for a brief moment his handlers counseled him to tone it down in order to enhance his stupid fucking role as Obamas good Wall Street cop.
Now, after all the shit has leaked out of JPMs bag, that illusion is broken. So he has publicly reverted to the smug wise guy douche bag that he is. So much so that he has succeeded in displacing Blankfein from the pulpit of public disdain. No small achievement.
Let me assure everyone, there are plenty on Wall Street who can't stand him as well.
i for one just printed out a few copies for the gun range. need the practice.
He will soon get his! When a high velocity object rips through his chest cavity, exploding a lung and he blows large bloody bubbles on exhale and can;t suck air on the inhale! I hope someone is there to take a quick video we can all enjoy!
It is called the "Big Ugly"!
I nominate MOTHERFUCKING Dimon to be the first to swing from the gallows.
Hmmm, perhaps Bernanke should be first.
His head would look good in a jar of formaldehyde displayed in Times Square , don't ya think.
Hmmm..perhaps one of the world wide finanacial douche bags might look fine in Pope garb. I hear there's an opening.
You get to wear red magic WIzard of Oz shoes, get your own ring, and the pope-mobile - chaueffered and all.
Special place in hell!
sadly, hell is wanting to keep him up here as long as possible. He has work to do for them.
All Hail the new 'Island King!'
JD is buying an island in the south seas Micronesia.
You will know TSHTF is imminent, when the executive jet is warming up.
To spend his 'golden years' under palm trees wirh sun and sand.
Because to him - his shit don't stink!
With any luck, his new island will be home to a tribe of head-hunting cannabils hiding in the jungle. Some night, after he moves in, they sink his boat, take out the security staff with silent blow-darts, andn then wander into the compound lugging a large stew-pot and several rusty hatchets and machetes....
In reality, he is now a prisoner. How can he trust any one or anything? Everything he will need on that "paradise" island has to be shipped in from somewhere, and he is suseptible to typhoons, tsnunamis, weird tropical insects, iffy water supplies, and pirates. He will become a very large target as soon as the GPS coordinates of his island are published on the internet. They don't even have to set foot on the island to destroy him and rob him blind and naked. All they have to do is intercept the supply boats. Slowly the island garrison will starve and lose their will to protect a first-class douche who can't or won't lift a finger to help himself. Soon Il Douche will be, like Howard Hughes at the end, a very rich man who seemingly has everything, but really has nothing at all.
Eh engin, you paint a beautiful picture. Made my day.
What a piece of work he is. I'm sure the Filipino pirates are laughing as we speak.
Or maybe he's richer than you because he's working right now rather then lurking around making comments on conspiracy theory websites...
I work and fill these pages with my wizdum at the same time...
Look who's lurking!
Apparently your time would be more profitably spent here: http://grammarist.com/usage/than-then/
If you spent more time learning than lurking, then you wouldn't come off as such a moron.
See how that works?
Jamie, is that you?
There are plenty of mobsters and other criminals walking around right now who are richer than I am. Did they get that way because they worked harder?
Interestingly, this is one of their favorite premises for justifying unpunished theft. Hey we worked hard to steal from you!
What a bucket of piss for what's his troll face above to savor.
Remember, Listerine and Janitor in A Drum...
Remember to use listerine afterwards...
. . richer. . .working. . .yes probably in court right now defending himself against Ripping off joe public . . yet again. . .
Lets find this Cunt ( probably one of his bum boys ) and Kill him.
Brilliant insight, Yellow Water Fall Dude.
"But he was such a nice boy. Oy."
These fucksticks like Dimon believe they are the reason they are wealthy. They also believe they have more right to suck oxygen than you do. They believe that you are here to mop up their piss. Every dog has it's day and Dimon will have his
Even parasites perform Gods work.
biologically speaking, sometimes they become symbionts. our bodies are full of them
I think that was painted shortly before they lopped off her head. Which in this case if they had waited until afterwords would have made the painting look a little better.
+100 Mr Banzai
let them eat twinkies.
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