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Submitted by williambanzai7 on 03/01/2013 15:05 -0400

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Fri, 03/01/2013 - 19:19 | 3292015 DeadFred

Romneys horns are much more stylish

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 19:42 | 3292082 otto skorzeny

for what it's worth-Mormons believe that Jesus and the devil are brothers

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 23:08 | 3292489 the grateful un...

pardon me but isn't that what the bible says?

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 02:05 | 3292858 Attitude_Check

No it doesn't. What it does say is Jesus was born by Mary, and that He existed at the "beginning"

(From the Gospel of John 1:1-4,14 -- "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. In him was life, and that life was the light of men......The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the One and Only, who came from the Father, full of grace and truth.)

So according to the Bible Jesus was the original Creator, who later became a man born by Mary. Not the Brother of Satan.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 23:36 | 3292589 SokPOTUS

Just 3 Archangels are identified 'personally' and named. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer. Lucifer's pride caused his Fall. He's literally a Fallen Angel. He thought he could be God-like; and replace God. Later, he tempted Eve and Adam in the Garden of Eden in the form of a Serpent to also try to be God-like by partaking of the Forbidden Fruit.

They Fell to the same Temptation, and were cast from the Garden of Eden to here.

...and so Here We Are...

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 09:34 | 3293173 SmallerGovNow2

Genesis...

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 19:14 | 3291988 SgtSchultz

Still looking for this headline:

Obama proposes, signs, and implements sequester, blames republicans.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 21:12 | 3292248 lakecity55

@%&$#$ n****r thug!

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 23:40 | 3292595 SokPOTUS

He's perfectly despicable for all sorts of reasons without that crap.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 18:44 | 3291921 blindman

self perpetrated portrait.
http://archive.wbai.org/files/mp3/wbai_130227_120007garynull.mp3
g.n. interview andrew harvey.
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http://andrewharvey.net/
"Every age has its teachers, who keep the eternal truths alive for all of us. In the case of Andrew Harvey, the light he sheds is like a meteor burst across the inner sky."
-- Marianne Williamson author of The Age of Miracles.
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Waiting to Die
http://verbewarp.blogspot.com.au/2013/02/waiting-to-die.html
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"...The enemy of the Collective is man. The enemy of man is the Collective. The global wars are all about the "collective vs. the individual man. Nothing has changed for over 3,000 years. The game is the same. Terrorism is a political tool. All terrorist acts are politically motivated by the Collective. The Human Harvest is manifest in the Collective mandate."
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sleeping on the lazy river.
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=&oq=saugerties&ie=UTF...
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p
ps. " the world just keeps getting bigger once you get out on your own" t.w.
( the individual mind )
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Tom Waits - On The Nickel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sILtO6LAEq8
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double nickels, we'll see how it goes.
" i know a place where a royal flush can never beat a pair." t.w.
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Randy Newman - Burn On (1972) "Sail Away" [Major League Intro]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPmjTG8NLuw
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I've got peace like a river
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXKzr6RDsZg
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the individual is and then thrust upon the shore of the unknown
that has grown of the leavings and lettings of the days necessities,
the heart pulls the mind down
the waters flow and rise
and fall.
we know no other language.
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convergence upon a form from
separate kingdoms tells a story,
a solution to a set of forces in
a common domain;
parochial law.
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Peace Like a River
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=IL&v=rpITn_FF9uk&hl=en&feature=related
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"Peace Like A River" - paul simon
http://songstube.net/video.php?title=Peace%20Like%20A%20River&artistid=1...

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 18:29 | 3291873 WTFUD

O'bummer once he built a Drone
Plenty more fuckers to Kill.

One more drone strike across the river near jordon
One more drone strike with plenty more fuckers to Kill.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 18:27 | 3291868 Bingfa

"Hell is the highest reward that the Devil can offer you for being a servant of his"

Must have been before EBT?

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 18:27 | 3291867 MoneyThangs

I can't even tell this was photoshopped. So Real, So Lifelike

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 23:22 | 3292547 williambanzai7

The art of Visual Combat...

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 18:27 | 3291864 Uber Vandal

All that is missing is the fly on his forehead.

Imagine the heirarchy you could produce with ben as ChairSatan, and a host of other demons.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 17:59 | 3291784 Alpha Monkey

Tim Curry is still my fav beelzy.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 17:56 | 3291777 Lmo Mutton

So how does he hide the horns during the day?

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 01:13 | 3292803 Anusocracy

He claims he's not getting any from Moochelle and that he's horny.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 19:44 | 3292085 Milestones

He pretends he is a coat rack during the day? Milestones

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 17:51 | 3291766 monad

Charlie Sheen 2016

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 18:12 | 3291820 NotApplicable

I'm assuming they've shut him up concerning Bldg 7 by now, since he's once again getting paid.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 18:31 | 3291881 SamAdams

true, and also a vocal gun-grabber at this point. guess this takes him out of the crazy camp?

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 18:34 | 3291893 monad

I wasn't serious. I looked at that picture and thought, whats next?

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 22:24 | 3292405 Rogue Trooper

Glad you didn't add the sarc tag.... funny shit ;)

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 19:58 | 3294354 monad

/sarc obligates the poster for the consequences of how the incompetent reader reacts to the post, and to all subsequent posts. You're on your own. But this picture with that caption would work on just the people he would need to ''harmonize" with. I would prefer he start a star chamber.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 17:42 | 3291738 Bandit und Buster

Appropriate!

Short 4 min vid revealing origin of his name! Freaky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcbloBA2Lek

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 17:41 | 3291737 ebworthen

Looks like he could play some "Vulcan mind tricks" with those horns.

"These are not horns on my head and I'm not the devil you're looking for."

I'm pretty sure he's immune to the "Jedi nerve pinch" too.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 18:45 | 3291922 DCFusor

I assume the /sarc, as both of the mentioned tricks are Vulcan, not Jedi.

Sat, 03/02/2013 - 15:36 | 3293828 SokPOTUS

It's O who mixed the metaphors. He said he couldn't meet with McConnell and Boehner if they had to run off and catch a plane and have the Secret Service block the door. He wasn't a Dictator, just a president, and couldn't do a "Jedi Mind Meld" on them.

Sadly, it's not /sarc; it's reality. Bush presented as an idiot; but if Bush had said "Jedi Mind Meld", it would have been a Quayle 'Potatoe' Moment for weeks in the MSM. For O; not a word of mocking derision.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 18:12 | 3291825 NotApplicable

Don't you mean the "Jello Mind Mold?"

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 18:35 | 3291892 ebworthen

Touche! I like it; Bernanke must have taught it to him.

Fri, 03/01/2013 - 17:27 | 3291697 shovelhead