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DICTATOR JEANS

 

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I AM NOT A DICKTATOR

 

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THE DICTATORS

 

 

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THE PUPPET
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Tue, 03/05/2013 - 11:42 | 3300868 djcando
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But where's Becky?

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 20:10 | 3299381 the grateful un...
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That's Chaplin from the Great Dictator, leader of Tomania.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 20:29 | 3299423 Kilgore Trout
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I've seen it. The Globe Scene is unforgettable.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 20:11 | 3299384 the grateful un...
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sign of the double-cross... sweet

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 23:39 | 3299876 williambanzai7
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What I have learned is all these images from the past are forgotten secret weapons that can be reweaponized with proper attention to details.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:39 | 3301052 the grateful un...
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its a way of using the public amnesia to educate

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:44 | 3298796 Temporalist
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My thoughts exactly.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:44 | 3298794 tip e. canoe
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just add teleprompter

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:19 | 3298706 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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I think you should get the ZH obscure reference of the month award for the jeans picture. Maybe we need to have a seperate blog post once a year for the Hedgys.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:25 | 3298733 williambanzai7
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That one bent the needle on the laugh barometer.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 20:17 | 3299400 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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I think the only thing you could do to improve upon that jeans picture is to edit it where Barry's fly is unzipped.

 

As fucked up as things are when we lose our sense of humor we tend to lose our sanity and in turn our humanity. Once we lose that they ultimately win. Keep up the good fight.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:40 | 3298779 jaap
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WB, can you make the puppet in the seperate pieces so we can cut and create one ourselves? would be great for on the wall here...

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:16 | 3298698 alphamentalist
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damn it william. made me laugh on another hopeless day.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:18 | 3298693 Manthong
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Don't forget this one .. (had to flip the rooskies).

http://i.imgur.com/uGUoyQ8.jpg 

it all yours if you want it.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:13 | 3298689 jldpc
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I am incredulous. Can't breath from laughing.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 21:33 | 3299591 New_Meat
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Skeptical?  Skeptical is good these days. - Ned

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:00 | 3298643 WoodMizer
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Epic post Banzai.

I love the first one, I always knew Hitler would have rocked straight leg jeans. Any news on the prints yet?

Hipsler

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:04 | 3298660 williambanzai7
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I'm in operation.

First orders shipped last week, more tomorrow.

Everything looks great.

All necessary details are in the link above. Get'em while they're hot ;-)

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 17:19 | 3298926 ChanceIs
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Maybe you could do an Eric Holder equivalent poster/bumper-sticker of Reagan administation attorney general Edwin Meese.  You know..."Experts Agree - Meese is a Pig."

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kinorama/8334425554/

http://ronwade.freeservers.com/antireagan2009line1-1x5.jpg

I think they would sell.

Don't forget the tee:

http://www.sentimental-value.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/meeseisapig.png

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 00:01 | 3299921 monad
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Fuck You Bernanke bumper stickers would be useful.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 12:40 | 3301060 the grateful un...
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gold plated bumpers might achieve the same thing

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 15:56 | 3298624 kaiserhoff
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Careful how you pull on that pud, Warren.

It's stretched worm thin already.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 19:59 | 3299340 the grateful un...
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looks like they're ready to slice him into tranches. i want some AAA rated. what? they're all AAA rated, well i don't want the part that went over the fence last.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 20:11 | 3299374 Fredo Corleone
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When carving at the table, you give one cheek to Madame, the other to the guest of honor.

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Hannibal-Rising-gaspard-ul...

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:32 | 3298755 Cognitive Dissonance
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Dimon. It's what's for dinner.

<I love leftovers.>

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 21:30 | 3299582 New_Meat
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The other other white meat.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:00 | 3298641 kaiserhoff
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Question:  What does Barry Insane have in common with Abe Lincoln and Jack Kennedy?

 

Answer:  Nothing yet.

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 20:07 | 3299369 the grateful un...
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we should appoint him for life. reason being that W Bush changed the rules, and the next president is always worse than the one before him. it only stands to reason.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 08:00 | 3300279 StarTedStackin'
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I sure hope you are trying to sound stoopid

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 15:48 | 3301820 the grateful un...
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things are becoming progressively worse, Obama ran on CHANGE.we can't improve our situation through CHANGE. [Obama has proven that] its a little complicated. Western Man has achieved social and technological progress by separating thought from action. an example is a surgeon who can literally disassemble a living human body and reassemble it, without becoming emotionally involved. we rearrange the social, political and technological landscape with complete detachment, and little concern for the human effects other than the appearance of good health.

here's the rub, separating thought from action implies the reverse; action, which is policy; war, economic policy, social policy, now proceeds on course without any conscious direction on our part. the systems are so large they have a life (and a purpose of their own) we imagine that someone is pulling the strings, in reality the system is really running ahead, a perpetual motion machine. of course there is never a shortage of sociopaths to play their role in this drama.

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 16:53 | 3302086 YHC-FTSE
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Some truth there about the self perpetuating nature of large organisations,  particularly in regards to the MIC. But I think the belief that Obama has kept any of his promises on CHANGE is a mistake. Obama proves nothing. The only things different about this administration from the last is the melanin content of his skin, and his beguiling ability to string sentences together without making me cringe. 

I also must protest about the quip that Western man achieved social and technological progress by separating thought from action. It is a common mistake to suggest that dispassionate behaviour is akin to wisdom. In my view, all the best scientists are those who still retain an almost child-like passion for their field of study, and true human progress come from "amateurs" in the old sense of the word (Those who do it for love). A surgeon who separates action from thought is a glorified mechanic. A surgeon whose actions revolve around saving a father/mother/child much like his own, who can project his sympathies, is a healer. I know which one of those is wiser.

Perhaps it was suggested in ironic jest which I missed, but the thought of having more of the same crap from each successive POTUSes (Potusi?) fills me with dread. If you guys from across the pond ever manage to elect somebody sane, like Dr.R.Paul to the White House,  I might think differently, but right now I think the world would be a much saner place if we built a giant wall around the continental US to prevent Americans from harming others. Having  said that, we're not much better as lapdogs to a bunch of sociopaths I suppose,  possibly worse. 

 

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 15:22 | 3298519 williambanzai7
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Encore post for my Mom...

 

SEQUESTRATION HARAKIRI

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 15:19 | 3298514 williambanzai7
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MAD BEN DEPLOYED

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 08:16 | 3300303 resurger
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hahahahahahahaha

My fav <3

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 19:13 | 3299218 diogeneslaertius
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5 bubbles rating, every FUCKING time baby!

*puts on sunglasses*

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:46 | 3298798 tip e. canoe
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is that one of cog dis' tobacco barns in the background?

Mon, 03/04/2013 - 16:28 | 3298739 azzhatter
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I believe Warren Fraudster owns Acme Brick, might need a picture of the senile one on the sign

Tue, 03/05/2013 - 02:31 | 3300101 Boris Alatovkrap
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Dear Mr. Bonzai,

Please to cease and resist using mine image likeness. If must use, please to make not such stick arms and feminine anatomical structure.

Sincerely,

Barry Soetoro

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