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I'm suing the label said 100% brussels pate! In Saudi it's camel dung for fertiliser! Whooda Guest?
i recognise that monkey, he put a wrench in my quorndog.
Yo quiero Taco Bell, carné usada.
Carne' mysterioso
Clever
PS: Stay away from the Coca Cula, too.
Get over it, people. It's 100% naturally processed!
That's it for me as far as processed foods are concerned. I'm growing my own or going to the local butcher to see it carved from the carcass. The recent food shit-ups by criminal bastards cutting corners in the supply chain appears to be the norm rather than the few exceptions we can laugh at in disbelief.
As for Ikea, I suspect the Swedish tolerance for fecal matter in their foods might be higher than other countries. Anyone who has tried Surstromming will know what I'm on about.
that monkey looks... hesitant, shall we say?
IKEA Chef's horse meat tainted balls. http://www.flickr.com/photos/79201873@N08/8535316188/in/photostream
Krugman,got the munchies?eom
OT, but: "What happens when you scream in Sweden at night" (2.03)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd9-hMzRljY
So what's new about this?
Obama serves us all a Shit Sandwich everyday and tells us its meatloaf!
what kinda of dog is that?
i hope you die
die banksters die.
http://youtu.be/4OtaYx5KqSg
Only The Finest Bulgarian Donkey Crap the EU has to offer
I prefer a shit sammich.
Holy Shit! I can't stop laughing. You have got to do some hats and shirts Billy-7. IKAKA (brilliant) Now I know how to say toilet paper in Swedish.
I won't be able to drive by an IKAKA store anymore without the urge to shit myself laughing.
horsemeat is called austerity beef in our house
Actually, there was a typo in the IKEA ad for this delectable dessert --- it was not supposed to read "Almond Cake", but "Almost Shit Cake".
akak: There must be a "roadside shitting" joke in there somewhere. I will "relieve" myself and let you and the fourth-stooge-ing have at it.
Ah, ah, making big irony this story ferrously. IKEA the manufactory stands of Chinese citizenist roadside vendorers.
Most common the selling? Chicken almond dung.
It's about time you showed up. Chicken almond dung? Tastes like... cat with seasoning?
Somewhere in the bowels of my US 'american' brain, I am sure that I can summon one up and squeeze it out for you, if you insist.
Alas, alas, three times alas, just have to bear down on it.
I find it helpful to have handicap rails (grunt bars) installed in the bathroom to help me "bear down on it" after a fine feed of horsemeat and fake tune. Fake tuna... speaking of my last girlfriend...
ralph ralph ..hey ralph...is that a payday bar....?
This story just won't go away, and I'm afraid there is more to it than horse meat, giraffe meat, horse meatballs, turd cakes and Pelosi.
That's all we need... the Pelosi Burger...
A quarter-pound face-meat patty with one of her bug-out eyeballs in the middle, and all comes slathered with a generous portion of Special Botox Sauce... Yum!Yum!
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5043071488/hD71936B1/
One person advising another person to "eat shit" has a whole new, non insulting meaning.
Yes, but eat a bug and die still works for Ben.
You should do a picture of the Wendy's "where's the beef?" commercial. Multiple artistic interpertations can be inferred.
i still can't get over the latest Taco Bell revelation: their beef products did not meet the FDA standard, which is only 40% beef in order to be called beef. QUIT LOWERING THE BAR, (speaking of watered down libations)
is Zimmern eating it? if he doesn't make a face its probably good
Suck on my horsemeat tainted balls
Put them in your mouth and suck'em.
-The artist formerly known as Chef.
I blame the Hamburglar for this Turdburger.
Gotta join 'SEA' - Sheat Eater's Anomymous.
The Chinese were WAY ahead of IKEA in this department:
http://www.engrish.com/2012/06/our-2-special/
http://www.engrish.com/2012/08/got-any-burgers/
http://www.engrish.com/2012/05/crappy-hour-starts-at-5/
I luv that site, try the Painapple candy and the Brain gum! :>D
Just LOVE this teeshirt:
Engrishwear
The second photo here literally left me in tears:
(and the comment following it!)
http://www.engrish.com/2012/08/
And I think we have finally discovered where AnAnonymous went to school:
AnAnonU
I have always liked this one :)
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j65/wigsta/Wonder_cream_GB1-1.jpg
ROR!
"Kill Spermatozoom" AND "Shrink Cunt"!
What's not to like?
If it does all that with minimal side effects, I'm selling all PM's and going long Wonder Cream.
LOL benefit #5
'braised crap served on pebbles'
the Chinese will try anything, maybe they have a gizzard which requires those pebbles for mechanical grinding of the other stuff they ingest (like Treasuries)
IKAKA! lol
In Kenya, the Ikakas and the Obamas are like the Hatfields and McCoys.
Did Jomo Ikaka get erected yesterday?
First poster is one of your best. +5
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@blumaBerlin
DaddyO
@blumaberlin She nailed it.
I am happy to take credit for my influence on her. ;-)