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LIL KIM

 

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LIL KIM II

 

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Fri, 03/08/2013 - 15:46 | 3313034 earleflorida
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outstanding stuff!!!

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 15:46 | 3313033 StarTedStackin'
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How many billion dollars will O'Bowel now give to N. Korea?

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 15:37 | 3313006 trichotil
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lol kim looks like facecrook zuckerbug's long lost cousin.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 15:18 | 3312948 Yen Cross
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 DPRK needs moar Rodmanism. Keep up the good work {Little Kim ®} ...  Now you're on Chinas shit list.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 15:12 | 3312933 Stud Duck
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Truman screwed up, he should of used a nuke on the Chinese in North Korea.

  My old man was iin that 140,000 man flower of the US Army that took 60% casualties in a retreat from 500,000 Chinese.

Those brave men of the 1 Army Division and the !st Marine divisions  on Frozen Chozen lost their colors thanks to that mad man McCarther, but only McCarther is now know about in history and those mens lives are hardly known about! Most of the men that served under him in the Pacific hated him, thought his splitting up the invasion force and invading the Phillipines was idiotic.

Now a new movie glorifies that pompus pig.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 15:33 | 3312993 malikai
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"Truman screwed up, he should of used a nuke on the Chinese in North Korea."

I've read some stupid shit on this site before. This is near the top of the list.

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 15:57 | 3313056 Leto II
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"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:36 | 3309553 adr
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After the b-ball game Kim invited Rodman back to his pad. He walks in and sees shelves of liquor, tables of blow, and fifteen underage girls in lingerie.

Kim says to Rodman, "See in North Korea, we know how to live."

Rodman says, "Kim, my man, this is like every Saturday night at my house. We aren't so different after all."

International relations were frayed. Here Kim thought he was the only one with a house full of booze, hookers, and blow. He must nuke the US so he can be on top again.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:29 | 3309533 BostonBill99
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no matter what happens, we should take back USS PUEBLO.....

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:25 | 3309517 lolmao500
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Great job again William!

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:22 | 3309505 t0mmyBerg
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omg these are freakin awesome

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:17 | 3309486 SmittyinLA
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Lil Kim, you have to pay the Chinese toll

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:12 | 3309466 WTFUD
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Ottos a gubbermint mole
Who likes to talk out his Backhole
While Banzai Unites Us
Otto strives to Divide Us
Lets not take Our eyes off the Goal

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:02 | 3309442 earnulf
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Given the probablity of an "accident" during all these "exercises" we could go from a cold war situation to a SHTF situation faster than anyone really wants to contemplate.    The real problem is if NK decides to go balls to the wall and not give a shit about the consequences and flings what little nuclear ability they have in a desperate attempt to "shock and awe" (it worked so well for the US) and get a quick capitulation by SK.

The consequnces of such a misjudgement would echo for years.    Not sure how China would actually react to a nuke going off in Seoul (that's spitting distance from the chinese border) because thier yapdog slipped his leash.    Or how they would react to a US smackdown of said yapdog.    I was too young to remember the tension of the cuban missile crisis but it would seem that this has all the hallmarks of things heating up a little too much for comfort and all it would take is some "fat finger" event that sets things in motion.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:57 | 3309424 whoknoz
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keynes-japanesque, aka maynard-the-meiji, is a winner...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:01 | 3309432 williambanzai7
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I almost have a complete set of the Keynesian Shoguns and they will look awesome in print.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:57 | 3309423 dontgoforit
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Lil Kimrod!

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:56 | 3309420 the grateful un...
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Rodman is broke, but in North Korea he is probably a billionaire

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:51 | 3309404 Fix It Again Timmy
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Kim Chee - kiss me where it stinkeee...................

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:50 | 3309398 alphamentalist
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If Obama had a son...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:48 | 3309391 Careless Whisper
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You would think that this guy's threats would move that defcon needle up a notch or two, but I guess the global bankers in charge can't be bothered with a nuke armed dictator that doesn't have any oil.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:37 | 3309352 williambanzai7
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GREETINGS FROM KRYZAHKSTAN

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:24 | 3309514 azzhatter
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John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:20 | 3309500 Lumberjack
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I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw saw that one Banzai! I came across this photo earlier today...

 

http://www.thecommentator.com/article/2865/greenpeace_caught_with_pants_...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:09 | 3309459 prains
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safe for human swim 

not so safe for human eyes

oooh the pain

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:01 | 3309437 news printer
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Yea - Kazakhstan or Kyrgyzstan; lets call it Kryzahkstan

Next time speaking of central Africa he will say Congistan

North Africa - NorthFricstan

Who the hell will notice the difference :P

Right folks ?

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 15:21 | 3312960 ThirdWorldDude
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I wonder if Kerry speaks russian and if his made up toponym wasn't actually a Freudian slip revealing the orders he got from his real superiors...

Zionists' urge to create some, any Crisis-stan on russian soil has become way too obvious in the last couple of years, culminating with USAID's outright financing so-called russian political opposition (imagine, it was the Commies!) to stage protests and try to squeeze out new elections and a prolonged political crisis in the country.

Funny, since USAID got thrown out of Russia in december Vladimir Eidelstein (our key word here) Zhirinovski and the rest of the RC puppets have been as peaceful as zen-monks. Looks like someone in DC/ Tel Aviv forgot that Putin was around during the previous "Solidarnost" scenario. Better luck next time, bitchez!

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:53 | 3309603 WTFUD
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That's what we're up against n.p. What's in a name? Why is a thick elitist characterless charmless superrich well conneted phoney cheshire cat toothy gormless puppet of the war machine poncing around on a first class ticket with his scum sidekicks courtecy of u.s. taxpayers?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:53 | 3309414 the grateful un...
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he keeps the vial of botox in his thong compartment, or is that his ketchup squeezer?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:49 | 3309396 alphamentalist
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Jagshemash!

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:36 | 3309351 CompassionateFascist
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"ping-pong diplomacy" redux. Opening to NK seems imminent, via 'Lil Kim's latest: "we will nuke U". 

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:36 | 3309350 LasVegasDave
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great stuff today

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:16 | 3309480 williambanzai7
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You got junked by McCain, but tnx.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:11 | 3309279 williambanzai7
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GET OFF MY LAWN!

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 16:14 | 3313009 Jam Akin
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Senator John “Bomb Iran” McCane

Has blowing up shit on his brain

All the wrath he can muster

Against filibuster

Just proves he is going insane

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 15:27 | 3312979 duo
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I sent an email to McCain telling him I'm going to give money to whoever is running against him next election, Grahm too.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:24 | 3309515 azzhatter
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Is that drool on your pants or cum stains Johnny boy?

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:50 | 3309402 the grateful un...
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looking at his fly, i'd say he has had a few lap dances.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:22 | 3309509 sodbuster
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That's just his nuts hanging down to his knees, senile old bastard. Probably pissing hinself.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:29 | 3309530 the grateful un...
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that's why they let Clinton be President, he never got any on him

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:12 | 3309465 prains
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or arthritis has him starting his zippo there

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:02 | 3309239 williambanzai7
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Meanwhile, back in the land of the free...

NDSA KLUKKEN FUHRER GRAHAM

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:26 | 3309522 azzhatter
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Better picture of Graham with 2 dicks in his mouth at the same time

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:21 | 3309502 swissaustrian
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What about a gay montage of LG?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgQgWcJ_3Tg

Fri, 03/08/2013 - 15:21 | 3312958 Nobody For President
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Ah couldn't understand a word commin oaut of his maouf...

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 15:58 | 3309614 akak
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"Mr. Graham, tear down this closet!"

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:35 | 3309348 the grateful un...
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thank goodness for the two party system

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:27 | 3309326 otto skorzeny
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I always pictured Graham as more of a lisping Stasi agent-not Gestapo. He would make a pretty girl though.

Thu, 03/07/2013 - 14:38 | 3309357 LasVegasDave
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lisping nazis are your thing, huh?

figures

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