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ALL HaiL THe QUaNTiTaTiVe EaSeRs...AND BeWaRe THe IDeS oF FARCE...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 03/14/2013 18:15 -0400

Been there, done that one already.

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Eric and Jamie are "friends"
We know how this love affair ends
Jamie's a whale
Who's Too Big Too Jail
So Eric subserviently bends

The Limerick King

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Fri, 03/15/2013 - 10:32 | 3332327 scrappy

Excellent.

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 03:08 | 3331767 CheapBastard

brilliant!

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 03:02 | 3331764 blindman

and these so called friends of mine send me these links.
what? to cheer me up? ….
Good Things Happen to Bad People
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivgc8zECA1U
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"..but only for a while.." r. thompson
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Johnny Copeland: Honky Tonkin’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1R4ls73dxU
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I think they want me to commit suicide or go bungee jumping?
I don’t know why I answer the phone when they call. must be curiosity

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 01:44 | 3331734 KTV Escort

Eric and Jamie......

your best limerick yet, effing great

perfect facial expressions for that image too

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 14:38 | 3333158 The Limerick King

Thanks KTV...it certainly works well with the picture. One of my new personal favs!

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 01:32 | 3331726 WTFUD

The 3 times processed shit that landed on my plate yesterday summed up perfectly the futility of anymore pretence that in this current environment of financial criminality, lawlessness, and worst of all merciless and indiscriminate Killing ( funding of terrorist groups to participate in the overthrow of the Sovereign etc etc ) that We the Disenfranchised or the 90 something % Must make one of 2 decisions:-
Continue wallowing in a slowly rotting system of decay with the inevitable resulting triad/mafia/gang Community Care Pension Plans or Begin rounding up the Posse!
No Prisoners

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 00:57 | 3331701 WTFUD

When we are water boarding Timmy G in Gitmo then we can announce liberation!

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 00:32 | 3331663 semperfi

Barack Mitt Obamney - CREEPY !!! So good it gives me the Willies.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 21:32 | 3331424 williambanzai7

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 04:51 | 3331817 Wakanda

Timmah, is that a weiner in your left hand, or are you just happy to suck pasta bullshit?

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 21:59 | 3331464 ShakaZulu

The Little Rascals have all grown up to become the Charlatan Shysters.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 21:08 | 3331370 hooligan2009

remember thou art mortal..

rather than..remember thou canst kick the toga down the road until its someones else's navel lint

on a long enough..etc etc

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 21:05 | 3331359 williambanzai7

Carnival Cruise update...

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 13:47 | 3332979 kevinearick

generator problems again? That's not possible/probable, is it?

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 08:08 | 3331920 Dieselclam

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/i/iggy+pop/lust+for+life_20066947.html

Fri, 03/15/2013 - 01:22 | 3331717 williambanzai7

Just got junked by Capitano Francesco Schettino

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 22:30 | 3331507 Tijuana Donkey Show

Insert poop deck reference here.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 21:33 | 3331428 Yen Cross

The ship should be " ReNamed ". U.S.S Baby Ruth.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 20:54 | 3331341 gould's fisker

The Barack Mitt Romney picture is deeply disturbing---it looks like the son of Al Sharpton.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 21:06 | 3331365 williambanzai7

Son of Sharpton. Who is his Mom, Tawana Brawley?

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 20:54 | 3331335 medium giraffe

Tu quoque, Dimone, fili mi

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 20:37 | 3331298 the grateful un...

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/-/7/alfredwbush.jpg

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 20:33 | 3331294 kchrisc

Mr. 7,

I would bet that every week you rise higher and higher on the "first to the camps" list.

You may want to sell your belongings soon and have any gold fillings removed.

And since I like and view your work often, I'll be in the next group. hujel

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 22:01 | 3331468 ChanceIs

Not to worry, I am sure that Mr. 7 already took Herr Munger's advice/observation that gold was only for sewing into the seams of one's garment if he/she was a TBTF satirist living the tewnty-teens - or whatever the hell we call this decade.

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 20:28 | 3331274 the grateful un...

that monkey is about to throw a handful of his own filthy lucre at us

Thu, 03/14/2013 - 20:28 | 3331267 SubjectivObject