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The markets have taken a whack
From Dijsselbloem talking some smack
This cannon is loose
He's speaking some truths
This swan is incredibly black
The Limerick King
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As the assistant to the assistant ghost writer of " freddie merkels " biography we visited his old school union in berlin and were informed that he was voted 3 consecutive years as most likely to succeed. Why was he so popular i asked. popular not at all but freddie would even have a sex change if it meant climbing the ladder.
The rest is history!
Sack, back, crack and upper lip Jurgen!
Time for a little Shakespeare:
Hath not a banker eyes? hath not a banker hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a proletariat is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
I don't know. Ask
Berezovsky! He's with them now...Banz? Are you sure your parents won't see this?
I loved that bukake one.....hilarious
Putins TIyTs have a fat wrinkle BWaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaa
what a meglofucktardianbooblovsky
Putin you fucking SUCK you fat BOOB
I like Putin. He's a man's man. Not like Obama. He's a pussy. In fact, did I ever tell you about the time Putin and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Putin throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Siberia for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Putin decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Stalin’s Balls. And I’m running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then Anna Kournikova from the crowd yells out, God bless him, don’t shoot him, he’s a human!
Putin is as excellent sportsman! Hope he takes out all the queers...er, i mean quail.
Here is an excellent 10 min. vid composed via slide show WB. May inspire more great satire.
"Political Fraud" by ClassWarFilms
Rock on brother!
Great video! Here is a follow up video by the same group:
"Financial Crime" by ClassWarFilms(9:04):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqvU83sqhPE
Just in case you happen to revisit this thread MM, have you seen
Let Your Life Be a Friction to Stop the Machine ?
The earliest Troika of the Bolsheviks: Lenin - Trotsky - Stalin
brings Global Communism under the guise of Marx
Global Communism is now here: Ironically the US falls under the "neocons" (Trotskyites)
Europe falls under the "Bureaucrats"
and
Russia and China are reborn to Capitalism.
While in little Australia: Communism (ALP) vs. the Yoke of Colonialism (Liberal Coalition) in a totally dumbed down but perfect Vacuum (Electorate). Old bank accounts already being grabbed and old superannuantion accounts too - more taxes every day.
Global Communism like incest, is the game the whole of "Leadership" can play, for their fun and profit.
WTF?
Ho hum
Banzai....Putin would never hunt birds with a rifle with scope...He would use a shotgun. Don't get me wrong, his shotgun might be a large shotgun, but it would be a shotgun.
This is what Putin would use
http://www.saiga-12.com/images/Large/Saiga_12K.jpg
I have one of those. The ol' Saiga AK-47. Cost me a small fortune in early January, but well worth it.
When you're slapped you’ll take it and like it. <slap slap slap> - Humphrey Bogart
The Birds of Prey almost choked me.
europe is road rage on a iceberg
Latest from CKGB:
Cyprus banks to reopen Thursday... Tee Hee.
Speaking of Birds of Pra(e)y and Black Swans...
Amazon + CIA + 10 years = ??
No secret. It's called GovCloud and it has been public knowledge for years. Users of AWS (you are a user if you use DropBox or Netflix) can launch services in any region except the gov region, which is sandboxed, physically and logically.
All AMZN is doing is expanding the offerings available to the gov region and bringing more departments into the cloud (this is a good thing compared to the diabolical clusterfuck pre AMZN).
Gov is still a long way behind the rest though. See http://aws.amazon.com/about-aws/globalinfrastructure/regional-product-se...
Whatever. As for me, any company that's willing to crawl into bed with Spooks INC for a decade or longer will no longer be receiving any merchandise orders from me. Nor will I any longer hotlink books I happen to mention here(or anywhere) to amazondotcom.
Good luck with your new partners Bezos...
Amazon has reportedly been granted a $600 million contract from the CIA that will have the company working for the intelligence agency for more than 10 years.
Well, isn't that special!
Nothing to worry about. Privacy? That's for crazy people!
Stuff you don't wan't people to know, you should probably not be clicking into cyberspace - or anywhere for that matter.
F that. People who will invade others' privacy are the ones who should cower in shame. It is for them to explain their violation of your rights; you've no reason to explain or defend your various interests.
HA HA HA
Write that on your dungeon wall before they torture you to death
Dave, save the last bullet for yourself. Then no one can torture you to death.
be nice if he used the first one on himself. dave's hebe buddies in the NKVD were masters at torture for Stalin and Beria
Any cross dressers in the NKVD that you were particularly fond of Otta?
I think he copied it from the dungeon lavatory wall and posted it during his 20 seconds of www. time
Bond Villain was Rosa Klebb
Rosa Klebb played by incomparable Lotte Lenya once married to the equally incomparable Kurt Weill
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lotte_Lenya
She was hot, in an EVIL sorta way.
And, let's not forget she's a lesbian.
Wouldn't you just love to see her, Napolitano, Merkel, and Hillary in a circle jerk of lesbian squirts?
Throw in Christine Legard and you've got yourself a party! God, could you imagine the smell?
"O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?"
Quickly? That is just a "Pure Evil" image!
Ho hum
"The sting of death is sin; and the strength of sin is the law."
Time to ignore the law? I think so.
The Draghi twins as good bank/bad bank (pre haircut and post haircut) is priceless.
Perhaps you can have Draghi triplets with the third triplet having a shaven head (the ultimate haircut)
The ultimate haircut is scalping, and we've seen that too.
Actually, the ultimate haircut is someone pushing up daisies.
As in, on a long enough time line, everyone will be taking a 100% haircut.
Wow. Skin tone can be very hard to discern in black and white photography. When I saw that picture of Jezow I did a double take. I thought it was Obama at first. Ironic and appropriate.
I'm pretty sure there are 3 k's in Bukakke, William.
Not my expertise, of course..., ;)
It must be something else then....
Strictly speaking, there can be no "kk" combination in hiragana phonetic translation.
I'm flashing back to my high school Japanese on this one, but I think you can create double consonants by using a small "tsu". I'll just google "bukakke" to see if I'm right and...OH MY GOD!!!
The little tsu is approximately where my Japanese education literally left the classroom and went out onto the street.
"Little Tsu"... that's what I call mine too.
Johnny Yen did a song: A Boy Named Tsu
It's spelled 'bukkake'. And then there is 'gokkun', which has two consecutive k's as well.
You forgot to cover one eye, just in case?