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NONE TO BEAM UP...

 

 

ATM II

 

As Spidey had long ago sensed

The Cypriot system is fenced

A terrible con

The fiat is gone

So Spiderman towels are dispensed

The Limerick King

 

 

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A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

 

The climbers were reaching the peak

When out shot a terrible shriek

The climbers all fell

They landed in hell

The Dutch guy decided to speak

The Limerick King

 

EURO SCHUSS

 

 

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A GOOD DEAL

 

 

Merkel's a butch of a chick

She's making depositors sick

Her new EU deal

Your savings she'll steal

I'm thinking she may have a dick

The Limerick King

 

 

EURO UNITY 101

 

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Thu, 03/28/2013 - 02:42 | 3384408 ShakaZulu
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To boldly go where no man has gone before (Merkel's shorts).

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 19:45 | 3383638 Manipuflation
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Well done WB7 and LK.:-)

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 19:16 | 3383537 StarTedStackin'
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The OBowel Movement will keep Europe floating along, albeit behind the scenes, at least until after the midterms

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 18:51 | 3383455 skank
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HOT DOG THE MOVIE Clif Magness - Top Of The Hill
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3UBk11HVEA

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 18:45 | 3383437 tony bonn
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and don't forget your free snow cone on the waaay doooowwwwnn!!!!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 18:35 | 3383399 NoDebt
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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!  (anonymous quote from somewhere in Cyprus)

or if you prefer......

ICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!  (Bill Ackman)

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 18:30 | 3383390 nmewn
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Captain Kirk: Who put the euros in the quadro-triticale!?!?!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 21:48 | 3383966 ChanceIs
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I don't know nutin about no quadro-triticale.  But I bid 500 quatloos for all the gold in the Cypriot ATMs.

Oh wait.  It's China that has the gold vending machines.  What do they know that the Cypriots don't?

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 19:17 | 3383540 StarTedStackin'
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ummmmmmmm who put the ape in apricot?

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 19:34 | 3383604 nmewn
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I was gonna say rubles...but same same.

The euros being discussed (the tribbles) are dead money from eating the poisoned quadro-triticale (the sovereign debt).

Now, when we get down to who or what poisoned the quadro-triticale...why then we'll have something ;-)

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 17:53 | 3383289 El Tiburon
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What has been seen cannot be unseen. 

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 17:24 | 3383152 little buddy bu...
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...i'm glad i digested my lunch before i looked at.... that...

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 17:15 | 3383089 web bot
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Is the last guy on the rope that "Dis I"ll Blowem" piece of socialist art from the land of pedophiles, and the morally depraved, err, I mean Denmark?

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 16:43 | 3382932 Lmo Mutton
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OOOOLa La miss merkel.

Them boots is alll you girl, ms hotness

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 16:15 | 3382821 Fezter
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The Great and Powerful Oz will send you all back to Kansas if you bring him the broom of the Wicked Witch of the West....and 50% of your assets.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 15:20 | 3382562 NoWayJose
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If the Vulcans came today and looked at the Earth, they would just keep going -- convinced that there was no intelligent life on the planet...

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 15:03 | 3382458 ebworthen
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Nice to see Captain Kirk.

The banks in Cyprus are bringing in a bunch of Borgs to protect the money that isn't there.

Merkel:  the limmerick and picture fit her better than most press releases.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:48 | 3382378 falak pema
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lol, if euro's problems were truly of Cyprus size it would be nirvana land! 

Ants and dirty pants on tsunami beach is more like reality.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:45 | 3382364 monad
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1... 2... 3... 4... 5 My eyes! My eyes! I can't see! I'm blind! I'M BLIND! 

 

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:32 | 3382282 the grateful un...
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the EU helicopter circled the island until all the Russian hot money had left. now theres just some mopping up to do. Type in some keyboard reserves to bolster their accounts. Hand out enough cash to stop the run on these banks, and wonder where the money will show up next. global monetary whack-a-mole

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:24 | 3382245 rlouis
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I was looking into Merkel's family history yesterday, found a bio that described a bit of her upbringing - what surprised me is that her father was a Lutheran minister, the family had two cars and traveled rather freely between East and West Germany - not too common for the time. Sorry I didn't book mark the link.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:49 | 3382037 Fizzywig
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I got a chuckle out of this Berlusconi ad.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:43 | 3381978 SAT 800
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They'll get over it. The Spanish have already had 350 years of Muslim occupation; roman enslavement. Carthaginian enslavement; King Carlos the wack-job; who spent all the money they stole in Central america and then went bankrupt; they already survived sending all their Gold Bullion to Stalin for "safekeeping" during the Spanish Civil War; (I'm not making this up); relatively speaking the euro will have just been a fart in a windstorm.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:48 | 3382017 williambanzai7
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The world already knows the EURO is dysfunctional by design. The question is how long the farce will continue until they admit it and do the necessary.

Meanwhile we of the low brow lunatic fringe set can continue to listen to the enlightened morons tell us how very well managed the EURO freak show is.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:40 | 3382338 the grateful un...
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unfortunately this only demonstrates their need for a single currency, as the CBs become more powerful, they need more (capital) control to keep their policies working. The EU should want Russia as a nonvoting member at least, and expect some pressure to get the AMERO back and running. [these are countries with gold, and oil to be secured. Russia, Mexico, Canada, and the way to bring them into line is to pull them [their resources] into our monetary union. [no more OPEC, petrodollars, or gold backed Dinars] that way our money is backed with their gold... The Monetary Cold War is heating up, which is another reason NKorea is sword rattling on behalf of Bejing, the biggest hot money destination in Shatners Priceline Universe.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:36 | 3381949 news printer
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I love 1st photo and "Basic Instinct" - Mutti of course

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:19 | 3381851 Edward Fiatski
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Terrible accident das les Alpes. LOL Putin is no stranger to snow & extreme environments, being Russian & all.

Ah, putain!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:57 | 3381772 walküre
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WB, check this out

http://www.handelsblatt.com/images/matratzenbank/7995090/3-format27.jpg

Spanish innovator offering the first ever "mattress bank". No joke!

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 16:40 | 3382918 Svendblaaskaeg
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great idea, but I think I'll sleep on it

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:17 | 3381845 Nobody For President
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OMG!

I want one!

No, make that two.

And a Spiderman quilt.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:19 | 3381857 Edward Fiatski
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Useless, unless fireproof & weighs 3 tons. :)

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:50 | 3381741 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Banzai7.....Stop! Please, I'm begging you. Just stop." - Merkel-the-dick-chick

<Will you please donate your wonderful brain to science after the EU storm troopers collect you? We need to figure out how to produce more of you and your wildly funny work.>  :) :)

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:46 | 3381734 Nobody For President
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The butch Merkel has a nice painting in the background - I remember that one. Perhaps she is going to be WBs' fine art dealer?

 

But sometimes minimilism is best - the Euro flag really hit home...

Thanks again, WB.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:25 | 3381664 williambanzai7
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NEOFEUDALISM

The Kleptos are owning my ass

So when will this tyranny pass?

I'll try eating beans

Then pull down my jeans

And retake my freedom with gas

The Limerick King

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 22:08 | 3383991 ChanceIs
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Merkel Shmerkel.

I can't wait to see what Femen comes up with to protest the seizure of the Cypriot bank accounts.  This one had the correct idea about the "Euro project" in general back last year:

http://www.beijingshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Member-of-Ukraini...

I loved it when they dressed up as nuns, demanded a gay pope, and sprayed "Holy Sperm" out of faux tear gas canisters in the Parisian streets near Notre Dame.  Also when they ran topless through the Muslim district telling the Muslim women to throw off their head scarves.  I am sure that blew the fuses of all the Muslim men.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 18:50 | 3383453 skank
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Bang a Gong (Get It On) by T.Rex
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVEhDrJzM8E

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 13:31 | 3381932 GottaBKiddn
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No Ass is and Island.

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 12:26 | 3381656 bank guy in Brussels
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Great stuff, WB and Limerick King ... and always nice to see some of the original Star Trek crew

Scotty comes to mind these days ... « Cap'n, we aye given her all we got, she can blow at any minute ! »

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When the global financial system almost melted down in September 2008, the stick-save of the US fed that was seeing trillions start to drain out of money market accounts that Thursday, was to INSURE not just bank deposits, but the money market funds

Half of Europe's trillions of bank deposits are uninsured ... and the EU suddenly thinks confiscating those bank deposits is a 'good idea' ...

While the Cyprus 'model' seems likely to be the inspiration for a system-collapsing bank run the moment that strong new pressure appears on Spain or any other Mediterranean country

Tho' I am glad the days of the brutal choking euro in the Southern Mediterranean countries, are clearly coming to an end ... It seems now that end will be nothing less than a total hurricane tsunami shite-storm

Well at least we have WB7 for a smile and a laugh while 'this sucker goes down'

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 14:37 | 3382310 Walt D.
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"Once it's started, there is no known force in the universe that can stop it."

Wed, 03/27/2013 - 21:02 | 3383808 FEDbuster
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I like the last image.  I think the European Union will be like a game of Monkey in the Middle, until it morphs into a game of Musical Chairs.  While we play Kick the Can.

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