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The dice of this moron are loaded

All trust is our system's eroded

But still he plays on

A Kleptocrat Con

He'll play till the world has exploded

The LImerick King






Ben is addicted to hope

This drug is now helping him cope

But killing the poor

So Kleptos have more

He may need some much stronger dope

The Limerick King

















By: D Dibner

The markets are climbing much higher

With help from a Keynesian liar

With QE for gas

The debt that's amassed

Has both on our engines on fire

The Limerick King



By: @blumaberlin


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Fri, 03/29/2013 - 07:30 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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So true.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 02:18 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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These men are specialists in banking                                                                                    

But really are experts in wa...king

They take all your money

They think it's quite funny

For me they deserve a good spanking

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 01:21 | Link to Comment The Heart
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Honk if you love rug rats.

How insane is it when a govt is at war with it's own people using the false paradigm of the "war on terror" to justify it's insanity?

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 01:10 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
Fri, 03/29/2013 - 01:00 | Link to Comment ShakaZulu
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Ben Headroom:

Smoke some more coke Bbbbbbennnn, and quit stuttering!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:47 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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you don't understand, you are the house, and they're gambling with your money to win all your equity, or savings, or wealth, or what have you. and know this, the house (THATS YOU) always wins because they can set the bet limit, but if you continue to allow THEM to double down on CREDIT they will eventually have everything you own.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:08 | Link to Comment Rusty Diggins
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$150 ya say... hmmm, would ya consider five 1oz Eagles??

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:57 | Link to Comment Rusty Diggins
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Ya know, a Bit-o-real-coin?

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 22:45 | Link to Comment Suppressor
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Thanks, great stuff but Cramer in a speedo? Need a drink to get to sleep after that!!!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:41 | Link to Comment wintermute
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What has been seen can't be unseen.

Reminds me of the Krugman trillion dollar coin "slot machine" yukkkkkk...

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 21:03 | Link to Comment cpzimmon
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Hey William, 

It all fits the mood perfectly, thank you sir.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:54 | Link to Comment thewayitis
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   Nice job William....We need to RID these banker bastards before we're at 99.5% and .5% .........Fuckers

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:17 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Money Mattresses!!!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:41 | Link to Comment Fredo Corleone
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"Tpaneza Kunpou !"

( Translation: )

"I'm not here to make friends - I'm here to make money !"


Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:11 | Link to Comment blindman
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fuck them all and the horses they rode in on.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:09 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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The horses are already in the abattoir.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:06 | Link to Comment IamtheREALmario
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Eventually it comes down to people.

No ruling institution or authority lasts forever, especially one that is evil and abuses the people that it purports to serve (errr oppress). People will give the oligarchs a lot of rope because honestly they just don't give a damn about those who think they are all powerful and think they are masters of the world, building statues to themselves and heaping honors upon themselves. The people just don't give a damn about kings and queens and presidents and bankers ... until they do.

And when that time comes, the people who make it possible for the oligarchs or whatever to exist: the police, army, functionaries and managers, figure out that they are not in fact part of the ruling class and only thought of as peons and toadies ... and when that happens and they finally figure out which side they are REALLY on, then it is all over for the ruling class. The police go home. The army goes home. The managers go home and the bosses are left with no one to boss... and they are alone, unprotected and vulnerable.

... and that is how this will end.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 08:25 | Link to Comment acetinker
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Brilliant, I say!  Thank you for this, I (we all) needed to hear it from somewhere besides my (our) own head(s).

Wifey works as a public school administrator- main office secretary, She just told me this AM that she is compiling the names and stats of all teachers in the county for the express purpose of determining who gets laid off.  Target is 130 heads.  Wonder if it occurs to her that someone else within the system may in fact be compiling a similar list... one with her name on it?

Hell hath no fury... ya' know?

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 19:42 | Link to Comment Angus McHugepenis
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Banzai: LOL... and LOL some more... well fucking done! Shit must be hitting fans somewhere, your art/satire keep getting more "cutting edge" as the tragi-comedy of the world progresses.


Thu, 03/28/2013 - 17:53 | Link to Comment Zer0head
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Cramer: Long Wood

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:08 | Link to Comment IamtheREALmario
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Not what I heard. The ladies say that Cramer has short wood and also slices.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:08 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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He also gets caught in the rough.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 17:39 | Link to Comment q99x2
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That's not your cat Benanke got hold of is it?

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 17:03 | Link to Comment dexter_morgan
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wow....scrolling slowly down I wasn't sure what that was going to be perched at the lips of the Bernank there.........

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 18:57 | Link to Comment news printer
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To eat or not to eat bunny, it may be for some people disgusting


what about lamb meat which may be or may be not  DOG MEAT

Has DOG meat been found in our food? New takeaway horror after experts discover 'mystery meat' in a lamb curry                                                                           Happy Easter to everyone -                                                                                              
PS.: I thought nothin will surprise me; my next tip is RAT Meat, mice may be uneconomical to butcher.                                                                                                              
Soylent Green without GMO :P

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:50 | Link to Comment rebelscum1967
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DUDE I'm f'ing rolling...nice work!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:21 | Link to Comment rqb1
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Great work! 

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:00 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Visual Combat: We shall take no prisoners

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:46 | Link to Comment Burr's 2nd Shot
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Do you have some alchemist artwork? Got a spot for an alchemy-themed poster. Was thinking about Mad Ben as well.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 17:17 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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FIAT FORNICATIO and Mad Ben Fine Art prints


FIAT FORNICATIO (First Printing)


A2 Size archive quality, signed numbered and shipped: $150 each

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 18:48 | Link to Comment willwork4food
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I'll get back to you when I hit the Mega.

Maybe this time WILL be different...

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:07 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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That is the Mega, so I am told ;-)

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:56 | Link to Comment resurger
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Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:52 | Link to Comment STP
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Way too frigging funny and totally true too!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:48 | Link to Comment Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Better Easter Bunny, please.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:05 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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That's just my warm up.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:38 | Link to Comment cramers_tears
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I used to be so buffed.  Until I started hangin' w/ Helicopter Ben.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:34 | Link to Comment Radical Marijuana
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I loved that Airplane image! The best, and most wicked, humour is that which is the most true. In that context, remember that the same government asserts that "Jet fuel can cause steel frame buildings to collapse." 

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 00:48 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Once Boris is throw party but is run short on Vodka. When vodka is get low, dilute with jet fuel. Unfortunate, is cause guest to collapse.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 02:26 | Link to Comment Peter Pan
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Hey Boris,

Your countrymen must feel nostalgic to be victim of communist style appropriation of property for good of state. At least the weather was good in Cyprus but not sure if they will weather this latest development so well.

Maybe they will follow example of motherland and increase gold holdings.

Maybe they now more rushin' than Russian.

Your countrymen now Putin a corner on both sides.


Fri, 03/29/2013 - 13:55 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris family is proud Ukrainian, not is Russian. Soviets is to enslave and murder Boris countryman, so not is nostalgia, but traumatic memorial which is feel. Russian maybe is burn in hell with Joe Stalin, Hitler, and FDR if belief in communal "appropriation".

But, if Russia is attack Cyprus or Europe, Boris is get popcorn and soda (or Vodka) in hand for long entertainment show! Bring it up!

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 01:37 | Link to Comment AssFire
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Boris, We admire you for not only what you do, but the way you do it- style brother.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 13:59 | Link to Comment Boris Alatovkrap
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Spasibo, but please do not try at home. Boris is experience professional.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:15 | Link to Comment Arrowflinger
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If you sneeze, you can bring down a house of cards.....

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:53 | Link to Comment dontgoforit
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If you fart you can upset the whole cart!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 14:41 | Link to Comment eddiebe
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Ok now Bunzeye, that bunny is just funny!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 14:13 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:36 | Link to Comment LasVegasDave
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Knopfler's a Yid.

Isnt he part of the problem?

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 12:06 | Link to Comment WarPony
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Knopfler rocks!  Back off.

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