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BECAUSE I AM...

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The dice of this moron are loaded

All trust is our system's eroded

But still he plays on

A Kleptocrat Con

He'll play till the world has exploded

The LImerick King

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DOW VISION

 

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HOPIUM BEN

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Ben is addicted to hope

This drug is now helping him cope

But killing the poor

So Kleptos have more

He may need some much stronger dope

The Limerick King

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TREND SETTERS
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CENTRAL PLANNING MAGAZINE

 

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MONEY MATTRESSES

 

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CENTRAL PLANNING MAGAZINE (RISK ON VERSION)

 

 

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ATM3

 

 

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AIRPLANE QE INFINITY

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By: D Dibner
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The markets are climbing much higher

With help from a Keynesian liar

With QE for gas

The debt that's amassed

Has both on our engines on fire

The Limerick King

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EURO PEACE EXPLOSION

By: @blumaberlin

 

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Fri, 03/29/2013 - 07:30 | 3388028 buzzsaw99
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So true.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 02:18 | 3387874 Peter Pan
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These men are specialists in banking                                                                                    

But really are experts in wa...king

They take all your money

They think it's quite funny

For me they deserve a good spanking

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 01:21 | 3387847 The Heart
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Honk if you love rug rats.

http://www.insanemedia.net/forum-shill-gets-busted-ats-and-glp-censor-n-...

How insane is it when a govt is at war with it's own people using the false paradigm of the "war on terror" to justify it's insanity?

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 01:10 | 3387836 Rusty Shorts
Fri, 03/29/2013 - 01:00 | 3387829 ShakaZulu
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Ben Headroom:

http://tinyurl.com/6pmcpr9

Smoke some more coke Bbbbbbennnn, and quit stuttering!

http://tinyurl.com/cl855me


Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:47 | 3387738 the grateful un...
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you don't understand, you are the house, and they're gambling with your money to win all your equity, or savings, or wealth, or what have you. and know this, the house (THATS YOU) always wins because they can set the bet limit, but if you continue to allow THEM to double down on CREDIT they will eventually have everything you own.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:08 | 3387695 Rusty Diggins
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$150 ya say... hmmm, would ya consider five 1oz Eagles??

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:57 | 3387762 Rusty Diggins
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Ya know, a Bit-o-real-coin?

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 22:45 | 3387644 Suppressor
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Thanks, great stuff but Cramer in a speedo? Need a drink to get to sleep after that!!!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:41 | 3387731 wintermute
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What has been seen can't be unseen.

Reminds me of the Krugman trillion dollar coin "slot machine" yukkkkkk...

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 21:03 | 3387423 cpzimmon
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Hey William, 

It all fits the mood perfectly, thank you sir.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:54 | 3387406 thewayitis
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   Nice job William....We need to RID these banker bastards before we're at 99.5% and .5% .........Fuckers

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:17 | 3387298 nmewn
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Money Mattresses!!!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:41 | 3387375 Fredo Corleone
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"Tpaneza Kunpou !"

( Translation: )

"I'm not here to make friends - I'm here to make money !"

Boo-yah.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:11 | 3387282 blindman
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fuck them all and the horses they rode in on.
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Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:09 | 3387699 williambanzai7
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The horses are already in the abattoir.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:06 | 3387267 IamtheREALmario
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Eventually it comes down to people.

No ruling institution or authority lasts forever, especially one that is evil and abuses the people that it purports to serve (errr oppress). People will give the oligarchs a lot of rope because honestly they just don't give a damn about those who think they are all powerful and think they are masters of the world, building statues to themselves and heaping honors upon themselves. The people just don't give a damn about kings and queens and presidents and bankers ... until they do.

And when that time comes, the people who make it possible for the oligarchs or whatever to exist: the police, army, functionaries and managers, figure out that they are not in fact part of the ruling class and only thought of as peons and toadies ... and when that happens and they finally figure out which side they are REALLY on, then it is all over for the ruling class. The police go home. The army goes home. The managers go home and the bosses are left with no one to boss... and they are alone, unprotected and vulnerable.

... and that is how this will end.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 08:25 | 3388124 acetinker
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Brilliant, I say!  Thank you for this, I (we all) needed to hear it from somewhere besides my (our) own head(s).

Wifey works as a public school administrator- main office secretary, She just told me this AM that she is compiling the names and stats of all teachers in the county for the express purpose of determining who gets laid off.  Target is 130 heads.  Wonder if it occurs to her that someone else within the system may in fact be compiling a similar list... one with her name on it?

Hell hath no fury... ya' know?

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 19:42 | 3387216 Angus McHugepenis
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Banzai: LOL... and LOL some more... well fucking done! Shit must be hitting fans somewhere, your art/satire keep getting more "cutting edge" as the tragi-comedy of the world progresses.

 

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 17:53 | 3386950 Zer0head
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Cramer: Long Wood

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 20:08 | 3387273 IamtheREALmario
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Not what I heard. The ladies say that Cramer has short wood and also slices.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:08 | 3387696 williambanzai7
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He also gets caught in the rough.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 17:39 | 3386887 q99x2
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That's not your cat Benanke got hold of is it?

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 17:03 | 3386765 dexter_morgan
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wow....scrolling slowly down I wasn't sure what that was going to be perched at the lips of the Bernank there.........

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 18:57 | 3386736 news printer
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To eat or not to eat bunny, it may be for some people disgusting

BUT

what about lamb meat which may be or may be not  DOG MEAT

Has DOG meat been found in our food? New takeaway horror after experts discover 'mystery meat' in a lamb curry
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2299519/Has-DOG-meat-food-New-takeaway-horror-experts-discover-mystery-meat-lamb-curry.html#ixzz2OryI1a5i                                                                           Happy Easter to everyone -                                                                                              
PS.: I thought nothin will surprise me; my next tip is RAT Meat, mice may be uneconomical to butcher.                                                                                                              
Soylent Green without GMO :P

http://youtu.be/U-m4k6S-rKY?t=24s

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:50 | 3386735 rebelscum1967
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DUDE I'm f'ing rolling...nice work!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:21 | 3386608 rqb1
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Great work! 

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:00 | 3386504 williambanzai7
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Visual Combat: We shall take no prisoners

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:46 | 3386718 Burr's 2nd Shot
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Do you have some alchemist artwork? Got a spot for an alchemy-themed poster. Was thinking about Mad Ben as well.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 17:17 | 3386803 williambanzai7
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FIAT FORNICATIO and Mad Ben Fine Art prints

 

FIAT FORNICATIO (First Printing)

THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT_FINE ART PRINT

A2 Size archive quality, signed numbered and shipped: $150 each

banzai7institute@gmail.com

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 18:48 | 3387096 willwork4food
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I'll get back to you when I hit the Mega.

Maybe this time WILL be different...

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:07 | 3387692 williambanzai7
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That is the Mega, so I am told ;-)

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:56 | 3386493 resurger
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:D

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:52 | 3386466 STP
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Way too frigging funny and totally true too!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:48 | 3386437 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Better Easter Bunny, please.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 23:05 | 3387691 williambanzai7
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That's just my warm up.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:38 | 3386383 cramers_tears
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I used to be so buffed.  Until I started hangin' w/ Helicopter Ben.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:34 | 3386360 Radical Marijuana
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I loved that Airplane image! The best, and most wicked, humour is that which is the most true. In that context, remember that the same government asserts that "Jet fuel can cause steel frame buildings to collapse." 

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 00:48 | 3387817 Boris Alatovkrap
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Once Boris is throw party but is run short on Vodka. When vodka is get low, dilute with jet fuel. Unfortunate, is cause guest to collapse.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 02:26 | 3387878 Peter Pan
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Hey Boris,

Your countrymen must feel nostalgic to be victim of communist style appropriation of property for good of state. At least the weather was good in Cyprus but not sure if they will weather this latest development so well.

Maybe they will follow example of motherland and increase gold holdings.

Maybe they now more rushin' than Russian.

Your countrymen now Putin a corner on both sides.

 

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 13:55 | 3388893 Boris Alatovkrap
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Boris family is proud Ukrainian, not is Russian. Soviets is to enslave and murder Boris countryman, so not is nostalgia, but traumatic memorial which is feel. Russian maybe is burn in hell with Joe Stalin, Hitler, and FDR if belief in communal "appropriation".

But, if Russia is attack Cyprus or Europe, Boris is get popcorn and soda (or Vodka) in hand for long entertainment show! Bring it up!

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 01:37 | 3387856 AssFire
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Boris, We admire you for not only what you do, but the way you do it- style brother.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 13:59 | 3388900 Boris Alatovkrap
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Spasibo, but please do not try at home. Boris is experience professional.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:15 | 3386300 Arrowflinger
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If you sneeze, you can bring down a house of cards.....

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:53 | 3386473 dontgoforit
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If you fart you can upset the whole cart!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 14:41 | 3386156 eddiebe
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Ok now Bunzeye, that bunny is just funny!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 14:13 | 3386044 williambanzai7
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Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:36 | 3386682 LasVegasDave
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Knopfler's a Yid.

Isnt he part of the problem?

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 12:06 | 3388614 WarPony
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Knopfler rocks!  Back off.

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