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BECAUSE I AM...

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The dice of this moron are loaded

All trust is our system's eroded

But still he plays on

A Kleptocrat Con

He'll play till the world has exploded

The LImerick King

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DOW VISION

 

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HOPIUM BEN

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Ben is addicted to hope

This drug is now helping him cope

But killing the poor

So Kleptos have more

He may need some much stronger dope

The Limerick King

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TREND SETTERS
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CENTRAL PLANNING MAGAZINE

 

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MONEY MATTRESSES

 

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CENTRAL PLANNING MAGAZINE (RISK ON VERSION)

 

 

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ATM3

 

 

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AIRPLANE QE INFINITY

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By: D Dibner
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The markets are climbing much higher

With help from a Keynesian liar

With QE for gas

The debt that's amassed

Has both on our engines on fire

The Limerick King

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EURO PEACE EXPLOSION

By: @blumaberlin

 

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Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:40 | 3386696 williambanzai7
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It is a well known fact that the seeds of the financial crisis were planted when Bob Dylan switched to electric guitars.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 17:10 | 3386786 LasVegasDave
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Robert Zimmerman- another one.

See the control they have?

And both were conspicuously absent when the Towers were brought down.

sensing a pattern?

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 22:50 | 3387658 the grateful un...
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don't know where Zimmern was, but he would eat your liver with fava beans and say it tasted good

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:16 | 3386297 ebworthen
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Good stuff.  Didn't recognize the name until I heard the voice; lead guitar and vocal for Dire Straits.

"Money for nothin' and your Chicks for free..."

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 17:25 | 3386835 Loucleve
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the little faggot's got his own jet airplane..............

wonder how that gets by the censors?

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 21:16 | 3387465 CompassionateFascist
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Didn't on the CD. Geffen. Knopfler. Dimon. Bernanke. Cramer. And the lowest common denominator is...

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 14:59 | 3386231 What you talkin...
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Ween.  Piss up a rope.  The new theme song for Merkel.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfmB-8onoMo

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 14:09 | 3386035 williambanzai7
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THE EASTER BANKSTER
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Keep a close watch on this bunny

There's something that smells kind of funny

His criminal goal

To run down his hole

While carrying all of our money

The Limerick King

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 00:50 | 3387820 ShakaZulu
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That derivative hole also doubles as a missile silo.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 02:34 | 3387883 old naughty
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...not so much this tie.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 14:23 | 3386024 williambanzai7
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JESSE LIVERHUNDE
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BANZAI7 NEWS--Meet the 401K(9) stock picker, Jesse Liverhunde. Jesse decided to enter the long bone equity game last year when his hero Barnum Berspanky announced QE4. He says momo trading the DJIA is much easier than tearing apart his master's faux leather furniture, shitting on the carpet or reading JP Morgan's MD&A.

He calls his long equity bone strategy: "Massage Cramer's nuts."

His message to potential investors in his newly organized hedge hund: my ball's are in your court.

His goal is to out perform the stock picking Valley Girl, the synthetic swap trading parrot, Birdie Numb Nutz and Mad Jim Cramer utilizing his modified efficient market hundpothenutz.

This hund is clearly different!

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 00:49 | 3387819 ShakaZulu
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I want a subscription to his newspaper (before he pees on it)!

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 16:22 | 3386615 gould's fisker
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Cute dog.  It better keep picking winners or it will be on the menu. Bon appetit bitchez.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 02:31 | 3387881 old naughty
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i like Jesse's tie.

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 15:40 | 3386394 ITrustMyGut
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acxtual, RL LOL

He calls his long equity bone strategy: "Massage Cramer's nuts."

Thu, 03/28/2013 - 13:59 | 3386004 williambanzai7
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DUELING JAMIE
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The smart guys at Morgan are few

The Board simply hasn't a clue

These morons agree

That Jamie's the key

And one head is better than two

The Limerick King

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 05:09 | 3387960 Tom_333
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Really good. Once again I feel you have moved to another level. Your later work shows more of that complete summing up of essence of situation and snapshots of the personalities of players and their place in that scheme that is becoming so painfully obvious.

That tree gwowing into a non-sustainable graph has a lot of the Magritte symbolism.It also conjures up a lot of other associations....Lending Tree.....the cover of a TIME magazine with an image that says all about that truth that can not be told ...not discussed .... and so on.

Some of your earlier work maybe was a bit cluttered. But this is good. I really enjoyed the one with Merkel. Her eyes ....very much like what you can see at Reeperbahn.Cold,jaded,knowing. She will drag you into one of those cabins behind the display windows and make you come so quick that you don't even know what happened...she doesn't even like it herself...but such is the way of the world.A jaded whorein her place of the economy making money go around.

Fri, 03/29/2013 - 00:48 | 3387818 ShakaZulu
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Two heads are better than One--

Specially when the knife falls;

And then there is None!

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